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This is a link post My penis is so large you can see it from space I made this!
Before the field behind my house was developed into houses I went out with a petrol mower and mowed a 150m cock and balls (3 pubes ber ball of course).

It's long gone now, and Google maps didn't pick it up at the time, so I thought it was lost forever. It turns out BING maps have no shame when it comes to massive love lengths.

Oi, stop rubbing my massive knob
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine you like J R Hartley, scouring the internet for a picture of your cock.
Bravo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only apologise for the state of my helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to apologise.
Mine ended up just like that once, after foolishly blowing my load into the Brasso infused polishing cloth under the kitchen sink. Honestly thought I was going to need it amputated. Second most regretful wank of my life.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The plumber wasn't impressed either.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Grabbing that stopped it going in his eye though

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post plumber got an eyeful

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post your 'advantages of living alone' list gets longer by the day

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the perineum!
Between the small entrance and bushes next to a wrecked hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post bonus points for scaling the 3 pubes per ball rule

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post has nobody done a joke about Google Girth yet?

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post A+
They have now
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Go
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking about The Italian Job the other day, specifically Benny Hill's character.
I haven't seen it for many years, but I bet it's aged really well.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, right, imagine that I did a strikethrough resulting in your willy being the thing you haven't seen for many years!!!!

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post nice strikethrough work there
' there' being in my head
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice balls.
May your cock live forever on Bing. On another note- Sympathies for having your view fucked by a load of houses.
 (goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 25 Apr 2022, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Articulate


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post wars

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Apr 2022, 10:22, Reply)
This is a link post Irish women answering what type of men they find attractive - (1967)
I genuinely laughed at 1:35.
(Carboholic, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "I married one!"
I'm off to Oz
 (I helped save b3ta! d0gbyte, Fri 22 Apr 2022, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The last girl looks very much like someone i used to go out with about 25 years ago

(Sherbs, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post no matter how much the interviewer winks and nudges, none of them say they're just after a massive knob
Ahh, a more innocent time...
 (foamy, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post obvious propaganda piece
by Aer Lingus to save on fuel costs
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Demolition ASMR
Digger makes trailer home go away.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of an Athur Dent Situation. Anybody seen any vogons around?
Is he already in the pub for extra beer and peanuts?
 (hkres has left the planet, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post No change from a fiver these days, that’s for sure.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Towels at the ready.
And I for one welcome this transition and feel the slight hangover will be worth it as long as I get a feel of Trillian's boobies
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for me please.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What are tornadoes for?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post a serving suggest for steak

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 3:55, Reply)
This is a link post Live 2 hrs every Friday and Sunday.
My phone (Elvis Presley) requested and he delivered... See 1:48:26
No spam - just for fun. He works the keys in a German church. Also see his sock cam for the footwork. Rather ecclesiastical "McAthur park" a few episodes ago. My donation was towards the Melbourne Town Hall Organ on his Mac. My microlyzed Korg PA1000 admires his Hauptwerk. My advantage might be THE SMALLEST E-guitar IN THE WORLD... (=cunt for boasting)
(hkres has left the planet, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming this is spam.
Change my mind.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just some corny twat fucking about with his swelling organ.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is your phone called Elvis Presley?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of spam - but nice somehow? Just accepted the Elvis-thing without any further question...
It already had the name when it was a Galaxy Note 1 - now it is a Galaxy Note 20... Nowadays I can even add Air Tags to see if "Elvis has left the house" etc. Rather helpful.
 (hkres has left the planet, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Certainly could use a couple more ads.
 (eax, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to use the pedals
And an organ with stops. Apart from that he's pretty good. I tuned an organ once, it involves a lot more running than tuning a piano.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Like Mr. Penis and Anthonyb3ta70100 got fused together in a nuclear explosion.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Stolen AirPods used to track Russian troop movements

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Beware your sins will find you out and all that.
Edit: Google is annoying the Russians by making all the classified areas visible to users.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post So the Russians start hiding an AirTag each time they abandon a tank

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Or on fleeing Ukrainian civilians, especially children.
Not sure if an AirTag would work inside a faraday cage like a tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Want to find the next civilian hiding place that needs a good flattening?
There's an app for that
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Want to find a human trafficker, Russian re-education camp or simply where they were taken.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Stick it on the outside then.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes and hope it stays on.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Airdrop
Incoming!
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 2:09, Reply)
This is a link post Snowdunnia


Easter: Snowdonia mountain path covered in human faeces - guide


 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I am disappoint.
I wanted something that was cut out and keep along the lines of the Bristol Stool Chart.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a Panini sticker album.
Or perhaps the I Spy spotters books.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Snowdonia National Park Authority said nothing unusual had been reported.

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They were celebrating Easturd with chocolate Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds like that new Netflix game show Is It Caca?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope they did that to Mussorgsky's Night on the Bare Arse Mountain
youtu.be/Im258Ea5FJA
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post with moving images
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLCuL-K39eQ
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If I need a shit I can keep it in
WTF is wrong with these people? Slack bum holes?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old British constipation, big in the 50's.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not good for the rails. Good for the young.
Organic material will lead to plant growth between rails. That will attract water. When it freezes, the stones will get working - leading to instability of the track.

On the same note: Around here, they seem to love feces:
All along the river on an rainy day i see geese and doves spreading all kinds of desease with their droppings...
When the sun comes out young people seem LOVE lying in the shite.
...nearly fell off my brompton running over one of these air-rats.
 (hkres has left the planet, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 10:15, Reply)
This is a link post Donny Benét is great


(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 18 Apr 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't he usually buy tat from charity shops?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He's great
And a pretty fucking talented bass player if you can get past the pastiche
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it’s spelt moustache

(foamy, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post My Lamp


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post poor mum

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post "Jamantha"?
Fucking hell.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The male is Jimantha.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post innovative

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a parody?

(horrid, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the real deal
the UK RAF equivalent is 'if you'd kindly provide the number of the party you'd like to contact we'll have the call put through to your quarters promptly. Would you like to choose the wine for your evening meal now so that we can have it brought to the appropriate temperature or will sir be dining out this evening?'
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It makes sense in a way.
If you can't handle shouted orders, how the hell are you going to cope on a battlefield with munitions exploding.

Obligatory Full Metal Jacket commentary
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6xR2qWrUs1o
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough, I can see a fair few of these kids going full Private Pile.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They are not conscripts and it is recent, so probably not.
I guess they'll have heard about the shouting.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah they all look quite earnest
I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face
 (horrid, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Then they gang up on you.
Bear in mind that the moment you sign up, they effectively control everything about your life.
Including fun stuff like this:-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=apw-e1oRhJA
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't understand half of what he's saying
maybe it's an accent thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They shout with the accent of someone
with hearing difficulty, perhaps because of all that shouting.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are shouting gibberish much of the time
As they can't be expected to think of things to shout constantly

BUGGRITMILLENIUMSHRIMP!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 2:10, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Easter all! At least I *think* they’re happy?
Long time lurker but felt the urge to actually post this because, actually I’ve no ruddy idea what this is, but somebody might? It’s certainly something

Via Dolorosa 10x15 OE - Litho Print


 (Def_Leaphard, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, Jon.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You signed up to advertise your own products?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Advertise? Sheesh I genuinely don’t know what the heck it’s trying to *be+
Plus, there’s some chuffing *niche* groupings of historical figures to enjoy/rip the mick out of/chainsaw each other apart depending on whether you believe Henry VIII would hang around with Castro..

*shrug* I felt it was batshit nuts enough to post, your mileage may vary naturally
 (Def_Leaphard, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy 1st Candleday

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I notice you haven't denied they're yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post pay no attention to them
they're suspicious just because your first post links to an ecommerce page that you signed up to just to push your own shitty, dogs-playing-poker level art, as this is what spammers do, but this is just something that caught your fancy and you'll post other things that aren't selling stuff and comment on others work and be welcome on the board, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post keep posting, stufff doesn't always land
just not commercial stuff every time and we can see where you're coming from. Welcome,
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like some terrible gameshow
The caravan holiday for two in Rhyl is yours; you don't have to do this next challenge, its against the clock and you have to carry this *knocks on wood* the whole way. If you manage it Brian you'll add a three piece suite to your big prize bundle.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone in the crowd that night started their own band

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Frasier Likes Grunge


(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
This, I like.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet you didn't click.
Explanation, please.
ed: that would have been so much better if it weren't for the obnoxious ads on youtube.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I block ads so got the full indignant effect.
Perhaps Rob needs to explain why my clicks are being ignored, because I definitely clicked. Honest!
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This was unexpectedly brilliant
Impressive voice impressions. Daphne was a bit off and Frasier not *quite* perfect, but Niles and Dad were incredible.
 (SonofRojBlake, Thu 21 Apr 2022, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post What will our homes be like in 2020?
As seen by Tomorrow's world, 1989
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As seen on /links, 2022

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Reasonably accurate.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought so too
except for the 'frosty on command' windows.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
this stuff?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are the flying cars?
We were promised flying cars, not card readers that take twice as long.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 1:42, Reply)
This is a link post The insulating tape makes a reappearance
happy Easter Toyah fans (all 3 of you)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Easter March?
Sry. Pls. eradicate/anihilate if repost.
In Germany there is a tradtion called "easter marches" to protest against wars / peaces / whatever...
This goes out to the Italian, NATO, Swedish, French etc. forces circling the skies over Poland and Romania this Easter Sunday lunchtime.
(There are many more WHITOUT a squark, right?)
All busy wasting the fuel I wanted to cunt the environment with on a longhaul holiday...
Waiting for A10 ground attacks with depleted uranium heads to get rid of the stockpile of US nuclear waste...
(hkres has left the planet, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a joke?
I can't tell
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There I ruined it is always dead serious.
I love their Strait outta compton
 (hkres has left the planet, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "...ukraine girls really knock me out..."
Seulement le lider is from the english speaking world.
See 00:59...
Yeah, those were the days:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA32qLMHb3M
 (hkres has left the planet, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post Wine fairy
waitress

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 17 Apr 2022, 7:02, Reply)

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