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This is a normal post on the plus side, someone will score lower points than britain in eurovision next time around

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t bet on it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60530513
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, there goes Britain's last hope of not coming last then
And no doubt the voting will go very much in Ukraine's favour. I don't really care that much about the show as it went to fuckery and beyond when the political voting started.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 10 May 2022, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss it when it was just innocent fuckery

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 May 2022, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
that's just what they want in Ukraine, to host next year's Eurovision.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 May 2022, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be worth watching if they're still being shelled at that point.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The smell of burning sequins...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This post didn't age well

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 17 May 2022, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They shouldn't have banned Russia or Belarus
rather they should have let them take part. The embarrassment and shame of 'Nul points' is a far clearer signal of European revulsion (or Eurovulsion)...we should know.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post ee bah gum lad, tha's some lovely brass
Went to see them in London, they play a fair bit of cheesy popular crap but when they play something like this it gives me the tingles.

Hmm, fancy a brown bread butty for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post I mean what could go wrong...


Jetson ONE - Take Off in Tuscany


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck. That.
Also, how close do you want to get to those trees?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 May 2022, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The trees are the only reason he's flying that deathtrap so high.
I notice it has no aerodynamics and no hope of surviving if you happen to shred the rotors in one corner (through collision or birdstrike or mechanical faults or whatever).

When a helicopter's main rotor fails or runs out of fuel it will let you land fairly safely. When one of this thing's 8 motors fails, or when there's a power failure, or you just fly for 10 seconds too long and run out of juice, you DIE.

Stick a couple of winglets on it or something. Anything to let someone plunging to their certain death convert some of that vertical momentum to horizontal.

Also I'm noticing a severe lack of jets on this thing called a Jetson.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed it was called a Jetson because it looks a bit like the cars on The Jetsons

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The resemblance is uncanny.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post In profile, it rather is.
Still, it makes me wonder if the equivalent of regenerative braking would be any use in an emergency, sort of like when helicopters autorotate.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 May 2022, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they could do that mars lander thing
with a couple of airbags. If it doesn't work, it could be a handy bag for collecting the debris.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 9 May 2022, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Lithobreaking ftw

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 17:48, Reply)
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NOT THE BEES!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:32, Reply)
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that's one expensive hedge trimmer
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And not a single Ewok in sight.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That swimming pool looks overdue for a clean

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 May 2022, 12:14, Reply)
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Don’t let the dogs in the garden. I am landing.
 (JauntyArt, Mon 9 May 2022, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with these mountable drones
is that, aerodynamically speaking, they never transition into forward flight, merely hover-taxi around at low speeds that would be no good for most use cases.
 (Chuffley, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:45, Reply)
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I’ll transition you in to forward flight in a minute
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Tue 10 May 2022, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd guess that will consume more power, with not gliding.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post I'm only half-way through, but I recommend this programme.
I can honestly say that this was the first time I was impressed by something Ben Stiller did (don't worry, he's not actually in it).

It seems fairly hard in sci-fi terms, and it's quite engaging. It's not very often that I see a concept in film or TV that I haven't already read about in some yellowed old book.

Ed: it loses points for not wrapping up in one series.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 9 May 2022, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like this kind of thing, you should definitely give Devs a go.
Homecoming is also rather good.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:22, Reply)
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This is the second recommendation I've heard for this. Shame it's on Apple TV so I can't see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 day free trial then cancel it.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 May 2022, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post or Kodi...

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:05, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2cJkCjLInQ
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 9 May 2022, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Better to torrent it (I imagine)
In my experience, Apple are the only ones to put out decent quality 4K stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It gave me
lots of existential feelings. Can't wait for the second season.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 10 May 2022, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post One should have been enough.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post This is your reminder to take a minute and chill I made this!


(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 8 May 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Dennis Waterman
I was looking for a decent clip from Minder to celebrate his life and instead stumbled on this incredible (!) performance from TOTP.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 8 May 2022, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post dig out the ToTP of the Minder Christmas single
"What Are We Going to Get for Her Indoors?"
 (piss and shit, Sun 8 May 2022, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Go on then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXH8ru3lobQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Dennis and his brother Pete

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
rick astley's minder
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post sad news
bought a car on the weekend and I was just thinking the dealer reminded me of arthur daley.
I imagine the testimonials will be somewhat muted for waterman in these metoo times given his admission a few years ago of clocking 'er indoors number 3 of 4
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he a little dodgy maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post to the point of cliche

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 May 2022, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post but underneath
I'm sure he's alright
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
his assistant somewhat broke the illusion, being an old balding fat greek who looked like hosing down the tarmac was giving him an asthma attack
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:21, Reply)
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lollipops charity record

Scars of Dracula is worth a watch, not sure if it was his only horror flick or not
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 8 May 2022, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post This week, tin foil.
Tune in next week for another episode where Toyah will use old lucozade bottle wrappers to cover her tits.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 8 May 2022, 19:10, Reply)
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*joke about dark/white meat*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post arf

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 9 May 2022, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post LIVE PUFFIN CAM
Puffins!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 May 2022, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post SUMO Natsu Basho 2022 Day 1 May 8th Makuuchi ALL BOUTS
Not sure what the Pedobear/Mario Bros theme is in reference to.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 8 May 2022, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post Mork calling Orson
GC but posted again for all the new hipster B3ta fans

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 8 May 2022, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post Ducky Races!
Very cute

Post race interview (exclusive)

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 8 May 2022, 5:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
My local stream hosts a duck race on Easter Monday, and it wasn't until I saw someone had entered an empty bottle of Toilet Duck that it dawned on me: stone me it looks like a duck!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 May 2022, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Greatness!
I like this
 (Terry hoosh, Sat 7 May 2022, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember crowds.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 7 May 2022, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember concerts before cameraphones ..
Halcyon days indeed.
 (Terry hoosh, Sat 7 May 2022, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember how it started
I can't remember yesterday
I just remember doing what they told me
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:38, Reply)
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told me... told me.... told me....
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 9 May 2022, 9:52, Reply)
This is a link post Fred's Big Day I made this!
First in an ongoing series of adventures scripted by and for pre-schoolers and/or morons. The first episode was commissioned and scripted by my niece aged 3, and she names everything Fred at the moment, so...

Special Effects by Ray Harryhausen/ILM etc.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 7 May 2022, 9:40, Reply)
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Nice try. This is actually the work of Edvard Gustavsson a Norwegian experimental filmmaker and follower of Bunuel. It's a film about death of course. See how the gate is ajar for Fred - our everyman - ushering him into a transcendence of the world of concrete and weeds. He enters a liminal space before meeting the great seahorse, or God. Note the shoe around Fred's neck, symbolising man's mortal path which, for Fred, now is over. On some level, it's having a conversation with the Divine Comedy, and Part 2 will no doubt follow Paradiso lines.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 7 May 2022, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll see,
Depends if Dante encountered any more inflatable animals or went to the city to visit his cousin Ralph.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 May 2022, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this so I clicked I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sat 7 May 2022, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 8 May 2022, 6:35, Reply)
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this is beautiful, sublime, etc
 (Wendy Mukluk-aka Wanda Ashman mothraa, Fri 20 May 2022, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for saying

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 20 May 2022, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Hot CCTV tornado action
From 29th April in Kansas.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 7 May 2022, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the kids love this
(oh look, there goes Toto)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 7 May 2022, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn’t have happened if the janitor had a licensed firearm.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 7 May 2022, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Tough little trees, though I did see one go flying by

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 3:29, Reply)
This is a link post If it fits...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 May 2022, 3:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected whistle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 8 May 2022, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised me too

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 8 May 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as much as those eyes.
Are we sure that walruses aren't related to slugs?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Slugs with moustaches.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post So? Didn’t we just elect a mayor somewhere that was suspended for voter intimidation?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 6 May 2022, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Murder is worse in my books

(augsav, Fri 6 May 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how annoying they were.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 6 May 2022, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He's representing Tower Hamlets
So he'll fit right in.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 7 May 2022, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post happy candle day little one
/groom
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 8 May 2022, 5:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah fuckin' ell
missed that
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 May 2022, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
Hugs
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 8 May 2022, 14:34, Reply)

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