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AKA The Tory Manifesto
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 12 May 2022, 13:40,
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Making cups of tea or GTFO
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Varmint, Thu 12 May 2022, 16:23,
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Could be worse.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 12 May 2022, 17:26,
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Could be stabbed.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 12 May 2022, 20:39,
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Could be crucified
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WinnieTheTurd, Tue 17 May 2022, 14:38,
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tweedle dee - joe webb
I heard this on the radio, not my usual cup of tea, but I liked it
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razzle, Thu 12 May 2022, 8:48,
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The start reminds me of burning love for some reason
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 12 May 2022, 13:30,
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Promotion of a TV show masquerading as news story? By the BBC?! Surely not!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 May 2022, 21:07,
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I made a thing!
I made an animation for a comic I make with my friends, we all in someway or another did our part and i credited them all, good on me, go watch I like it very much I'm proud of it.
PS: If part 2 dosen't work, go here. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/842962
Okay bye, and enjoy.
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SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:09,
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Your main link gives me this:
Google Drive
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:04,
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Whoopsies!
must have accidentally forgot to make it so everyone with the link can watch, here is the alt link for ya drive.google.com/file/d/16vhpgvB7rGKNYYNW3F9RPCi7dojGcy9k/view?usp=sharing apologies for that one folks, idk wtf happened lol.
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SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:13,
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another thing
if this doesn't work, let me know alright? good, k bye
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SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:14,
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yeah it works like but
google drive is not very user friendly when trying to watch a video from a link. best tell people to download it and then watch it. but then you have that issue of "is it safe?" you, know downloading a link from somebody's google drive that you don't know and all that.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:33,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:28,
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More often than not.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:29,
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Sorry, I don't do Google. Block that shit at the firewall level.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:49,
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Meh.
I'm reasonably happy to sacrifice some of my privacy in order to be granted access to services such as Gmail (which is absolutely spectacular for a 'free' email provider). And let's be honest, the reason Google is so fucking good is almost exclusively down to users volunteering their data.
If people aren't happy with that, then fair play. But I can't help feeling that many of them are cutting off their nose to spite their face if they're genuinely freezing Alphabet Inc. out of their online presence. I'd imagine it would make most Android based phones practically useless ‐ what's the alternative if you require a smartphone? Apple?!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:30,
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I agree entirely I use Gmail all the time
If something is private I would rarely be emailing it and if I was its not hard to use winrar or whatever and password protect the file
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:26,
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Which search engine do you use?
Sadly, I'm yet to find a good alternative
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 May 2022, 8:03,
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duckduckgo.com is my go to - if you can't get a good enough result then put in !g in the search string and it will open up google search automatically
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razzle, Thu 12 May 2022, 8:51,
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duckduckgo.com
ixquick.com
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 12 May 2022, 22:46,
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Couldn't preview file
There was a problem playing this video.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 21:50,
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Works on my Nokia 3310
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 11 May 2022, 22:03,
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And my Amstrad CPC464
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 12 May 2022, 6:53,
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All hail our Zilog ovelord!
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 12 May 2022, 9:56,
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This is quite good
I had no issue with the method chosen to distribute it. I haven't watched part 2.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 11 May 2022, 23:02,
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Homey
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:53,
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Thankfully visible
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:05,
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Um. Okay.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:46,
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I might actually watch a new Simpsons episode if he did the couch gag.
Nah, to be honest I’d probably just wait for someone to put it on YouTube
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:34,
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The multi-talented Michael Gove
WARNING: Contains Michael Gove
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 11 May 2022, 9:22,
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Designed to distract Twitter.
Twitter users stupidly comply.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:23,
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You've got to be a massive bantersaurus if you want to be PM these days
People just won't vote for you if you don't have the chat
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:25,
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Ah, diddums. You have to win elections too. Why do the voters keep getting it wrong? Media lies funded by Israel and Russia.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 May 2022, 18:04,
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have you replied to the wrong post here or something you absolute crackpot
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 May 2022, 13:46,
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Massive drugs, tiny brain.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:00,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:05,
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You've just spent 20 minutes arguing against artificial turf... You've just spent 20 minutes arguing FOR artificial turf ... You ARE artificial turf
VAT
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:04,
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People who consider artificial turf should be legally prevented from owning gardens.
*misses point*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:11,
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I'd seen the bit on the change of view on VAT earlier
that and the clip above made me think of something about drinking
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 17:02,
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Classic
I have indulged in that sort of bargaining more than I can remember admit.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 17:17,
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Yes, the 'if I just get three hours sleep' was somewhat familiar
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 18:06,
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the former Trancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 17:04,
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Ooh, might be worth checking out...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 May 2022, 8:13,
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They were hit and miss (like any sketch-based show)
but when they hit damn they were brilliant, and even when they didn't they were silly and endearing. I have a lot of love for TKITH
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 May 2022, 9:40,
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If you liked the miss parts then you'll like this.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 14 May 2022, 6:02,
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i'm crushing your head!
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 May 2022, 13:32,
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LOVE Kids in the Hall, but I'm not paying for any streaming TV service ever, soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:03,
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Me neither...
I'm sure I'll find some way of watching the new episodes, though...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:35,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 11 May 2022, 20:20,
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Shit is going down in Bristol.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 11 May 2022, 7:47,
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Come to think of it, this is something I've neither witnessed nor read about.
Is there perhaps the possibility that the shits could be avoided by lying in a bath?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 May 2022, 8:20,
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A warm bath might relax the anal sphincter so probably not
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:10,
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you need to use it like a squid when threatened
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:28,
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It's the new Bristol poo(l) scale
classifying human faeces by the reaction to their deposit in swimming pools
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 May 2022, 8:50,
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It's an evacuation evacuation!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 11 May 2022, 9:21,
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BROWN TSUNAMI ALERT!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 May 2022, 10:43,
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I had the runny shits on a diving expedition/trip
Not sure which, anyway 20 metres down I suddenly realised I desperately needed to lit rip. I looked round and there was a huge head of coral nearby. Cunning that I am I swam behind, dropped my shorts and had a massive squirt. Sadly physics dictates that warm stuff rises, and a huge thundercloud of brown rose up above the coral. Visible to the rest of the team.
They thought it was hilarious, cunts
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:45,
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sounds like people in Britain are having trouble with Rhoe vs. Wade as well
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 12 May 2022, 17:41,
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Just silly
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 1:26,
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Hahahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 May 2022, 11:27,
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priceless
Return of a classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdcipZLrms
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:41,
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\o/
What the hell it does to it's digestion...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:23,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:19,
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Lol
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Sherbs, Fri 13 May 2022, 9:14,
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Partridge at the Baftas.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 11 May 2022, 0:44,
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Can't shake the feeling that he'd been watching Jonathan Pie to revise.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 May 2022, 6:34,
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not so keen on the Gibbons version of Partridge, not a patch on the Iannucci years
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:00,
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that was alright
not all of the them landed, but a few good ones
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:33,
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He’s haunted by Partridge.
He’s moved on, done loads of tv and films, The Trip and Philomena being his best post Alan stuff IMO, but nothing hit the mark like Alan and he’ll be wheeling it out forever. I think that’s why every new incarnation of this old character feels like a less and less convincing impression of him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 May 2022, 18:20,
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He could easily retire the character
People old enough to remember will say it’s not as funny these days. Everyone else is probably still wondering what the joke is.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 11 May 2022, 19:36,
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who...who do you think you are?
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 12 May 2022, 15:53,
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Wasn't that impressed
I'm a big fan but I saw him on Monday at Brighton and I expected to be belly laughing. I tittered a few times and maybe two big laughs but that was it.
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Mugabe's Philtrum, Thu 12 May 2022, 1:05,
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Anyone looking for somewhere new to moove to?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 10 May 2022, 22:53,
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somewhere in the country to take your wee calf
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 10 May 2022, 23:50,
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=)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 3:57,
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Bullocks
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 1:23,
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Tony & the Bull
Looks like some of the images came from this short film:
vimeo.com/245015637
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RufusA, Wed 11 May 2022, 13:32,
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yes its the house where he lived
On rightmove: "Sadly Tony passed away a few years later and his ashes were scattered a short distance from the cottages, on land still owned by our vendor. Scrunch was looked after and allowed to stay and enjoy his home until he died a few years ago of old age. He was also cremated, with his ashes being scattered next to Tony".
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Turboesprit, Wed 11 May 2022, 16:06,
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Never have I seen such a thing
A bad part of me was hoping there would be a 'power line incident' with sparks and stuff but still, cool vid bro
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:20,
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Effortless
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 10 May 2022, 13:27,
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Granted, I'm not a bird, but
I'm wondering if it would be easier to fly backwards.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 10 May 2022, 19:39,
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Reminded me of a giant squid.
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Terry hoosh, Tue 10 May 2022, 19:37,
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This is the real heartbreaking story behind it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PE5Mxbxy-E
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 May 2022, 21:39,
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What are those things called in Harry Potter?
Dementors?
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Varmint, Tue 10 May 2022, 21:49,
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Thumbnail looks like a witch.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 11 May 2022, 1:18,
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Safety!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:07,
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Not a patch on Munnery's security guard
but still fairly amusing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 10 May 2022, 14:03,
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But is that a patch on
Coogan's security guard?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 May 2022, 0:32,
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Yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLIT9K8YZKc
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 14:07,
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Brilliant!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 May 2022, 8:30,
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Trailer for The Sopranos Reboot.
If you haven't already, watch The French Dispatch. It's not as good as The Grand Budapest Hotel, but it is still fun.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 4:35,
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I think that is well done.
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Varmint, Tue 10 May 2022, 16:13,
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I see from the poster frame that it runs Darwinia.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:43,
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Missed that though isn't that a bit after its time, the Alto I mean.
Maze wars looked a little like a skinless Castle Wolfenstein
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:54,
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It could be a wonderful world has what sounds like a short instrumental rendition of freight train at the end
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 10 May 2022, 0:49,
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She's absolutely murdering that poor banjo.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 10 May 2022, 6:39,
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I had never heard of her
Googling her shows she is a very versatile artist.
Here she is manipulating playing cards with Johnny Carson:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNpPwubZVok
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 12 May 2022, 10:36,
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FFS
As above (might contain twatty midget)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 9 May 2022, 22:27,
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Haven't they suffered enough?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:36,
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MODS!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 9 May 2022, 22:54,
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That's not loading for me. I assume that's a good thing.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2022, 23:06,
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Me neither
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 10 May 2022, 3:26,
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Putin's war crimes know no end
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 9 May 2022, 23:07,
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A little premature, maybe.
But only a little.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 9 May 2022, 20:58,
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If she doesn't make it to the jubilee, do we still get the bank holiday?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 May 2022, 21:42,
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Fingers crossed she pops her clogs just before...
... so we get national days of mourning plus jubilee weekend off!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 May 2022, 12:15,
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Lonesome George made it to 101
She's got a bit to go.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 May 2022, 21:56,
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are you still upset about him leaving Pru?
I'm sure it was nothing personal you know.
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2022, 15:52,
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I am devastated. On the plus side James Corden is coming home.
Altogether now…
He’s coming home,
He’s coming home,
He’s coming, fatboy’s coming home.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 9 May 2022, 16:20,
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Rhys Darby's agent is some sort of demon, that's for sure.
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ohidunno, Mon 9 May 2022, 23:00,
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