b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 10533 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Building an off-road Viper
for those of you who like to watch people building vehicle related things, making dubious decisions regarding the building of those things, and getting sidetracked doing other things to those vehicles on the way to sort of doing the thing they set out to do. It's better than that sounded.

He's also trying to build a land speed record vehicle to go on the salt flats.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen the Viper V10 motorbike?
Allen Millyard is a fantastic engineer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtRnAI1jHao
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No
I'll have a look at that
(, Thu 4 Jan 2024, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post An artist disintegrates.
Alzheimers in self portraits, disturbing horror.
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Looking for a small guitar combo for practice / small gigs?
I bought this a few months back and I'm in love, it's so good I feel I need to lie back and have a smoke after playing.

A good loud 20w valve combo, the reverb is beautiful. Just lovely to play. Sounds great at low volume for bedroom practice and can be cranked up loud enough for pub gigs and the like.

Cheap as chips!!! Well about 100kilo of chips according to
www.brake.co.uk/frozen-produce-accompaniments/chips-fries

(not a paid announcement)
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you meant a small guitar

(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Will work with small guitars too

(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What about small guitarists?

(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post got no reason to live

(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Some are pretty small when animated
Shug
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tiny indeed
C c crambone

That's cool, now I know who did that song
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Surprised no-one has posted this yet
Former b3tan Tom Scott has come to the end of his regular weekly videos. It's an absolute belter too.
I remember when he did the preparing for emergencies spoof, and was interviewed on Radio 4. Was strange hearing someone off that funny website being interviewed on the proper adults radio.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 19:08, Reply)
This is a link post I give you Dr Lonnie Smith
Probably a sin that I didn't discover him till now, but what a cool cat

Can I say Nnnnn... ice
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, brilliant

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He always out on awesome gigs
and had fantastic musicians with him, George Benson on guitar in the early days, Jonathan Kreisberg more recently.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post have a cd (what are those, grandpa?) of his, live at club mozambique
listen to it a lot. I really should find other stuff of his like the above
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Wow. It's my 20 year B3ta Anniversary!
Have some people blowing things up.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wasted life

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 happy flaming candles up your bum

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post festive 20th b3tanday, togaboy

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday!

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Celebrating with Australians
classy...

Happy new candle year!
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Youngster
Happy candle-day.
(, Thu 4 Jan 2024, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post Pilger deaded
I quite liked his pieces over the years. wish there were more journos like him.

on a side note, seems brb and porcupine have put me on ignore, odd fish that they are. given that brb was talking the other day about how he has been diligently tracking board members metadata to uncover sockpuppets, I'd speculate he has my photo on his wall connected by yarn and arrows. In the absence of any insult or interaction, Id hazard it must have been my joke reply about Mexicans to ls18 trumpist pic that triggered porcs, as he was talking darkly about "apologists" in the next thread as if b3ta was Question Time instead of a puerile humour site. I've idly thought they might be sockpuppets of one another, as the seem to share the same humourlessness about many things, and both choosing to ignore me at the same time seems an odd coincidence now that i think about it, but whatever makes them/him happy. Never had the energy for it myself. still, it's my first ignore since sockcooker, who doesn't like being reminded he admitted to spending 4 years whoring with under-age thai sex workers when he starts hounding other board members. not sure if he still posts, but perhaps one of you could mention this next time he does.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not ignoring anyone, you blithering twat.

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, my mistake
must be that you've only been replying to brb threads lately. one minute you were all over, the next gone. melting on the beach in Fiji atm so I've barely the energy to lift my caipirinha, let alone figure out such mysteries on the intermittent hotel wifi. still, good to see you haven't flounced, who else would I turn to to be told what humour isnt acceptable? ;-)
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're living rent-free in your head. Even when you're on the beach in Fiji.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that’s an overused phrase
You really need to work on your trolling. Just speculating about the odd characters here. Holidays been a good one so far. Starting to get a taste for kava
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not trolling, just pointing out that maybe you should relax more and worry less about whether people are ignoring you on the internet.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Why, it’s as good a time wasting exercise as any other?
I mean, I get it’s not riveting for everyone, but the boards kind of slow this time of year and I’m pleasantly drunk
If I had photoshop I’d be making spud pics instead, though how anyone gets anything done here baffles me
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^you read that?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 caipirinha blither

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you don’t bear a grudge.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sockcooker?
Thought it was quite nasty what he did, weeks hounding that b3tan off the board, calling him a paedo for no reason. I didnt think being a nutcase excused it, especially as he spent years fucking underage Thai whores many of whom are forced into the trade. So not a grudge, he didn’t stalk me, but assuming he’s still posting virtue signalling videos about cripples it’s probably healthy to remind him every now and again of his underage Thai whoring past
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You grind that axe, brother, my unique brand of charm meant sockcock has had me on ignore for years.
brb is cut from the same cloth.
Is this to do with that fella that used to post indie video game reviews? Is this what happened to him?
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean deeveedee feever?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Dogbomb.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Started a new channel but I don’t think anything ever came of it.
I had a look but it was quite a while ago so I could be wrong.
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Goodbye 2023

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post Oppenheimer TLDR?
Watch this instead
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Five years to the day since Coronation Street turned into Scooby Doo.

(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post A forgotten TV pilot that was never picked up for some reason
Poochinski

link goes to 2m 51s in
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post they commissioned it eventually
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPo9c_DLB94
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Even earlier
Aussies did it first. Same dog and all!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cESCpSix1Js
(, Mon 8 Jan 2024, 1:30, Reply)
This is a link post Nate Smith
Drums
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post great skill
complete absence of any kind of thrill/excitement/joy/adrenaline/passion.

Why are people so averse to passion in music?

He's brilliant, his little pauses are reeeeally clever and well done. But not a single hair stood up. Is it something that music degrees produce? He sounds like a Berkely student doing a thesis.

Sorry to be a grump, HNY!
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 4:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I imagined the chords I could play over that
which provided mild excitement

Happy 2024!
(, Wed 3 Jan 2024, 8:03, Reply)
This is a link post Some complaints from Ripoff Britain
Happy New Year!
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He can't believe it's not butter
So much so he's gone on TV to let everyone know....
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Norman the Orange bloke - his acting is fucking brilliant.
Give him a series.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He studied under Stephen the Reasonable Protest Wolf, donchaknow!

(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing - the mayo is different!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMs7niAbfsQ

(have been on squeezy bottles for years but actually sought out a jar after watching this... - and she's fucking spot on! - where's my piece to camera, preceded by some wonky establishing shots?!)
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post A web site from 1994 is still online
Mosaic Communications Corporation

Netscape can operate on any of the following environments:
• Macintosh with System 7 (or above)
• PC with Microsoft Windows (16-bit or 32-bit), Windows for Workgroups, and Windows NT.
• X Window System on:
o DEC Alpha OSF/1 2.0
o HP-UX 9.03
o SGI IRIX 5.2
o IBM RS6000 AIX 3.2
o Sun SparcStation Solaris 2.3
o Sun SparcStation SunOS 4.1.3 (Solaris 1.0)
There should be at least 4MB of RAM, and at least a 14400-baud connection to the Internet.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You should use an appropriate browser, available for Apple and VMS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosaic_(web_browser)
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Some cool links

(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol I made it spit out code by using the search function - nice security
home.mcom.com/MCOM/search_docs/index.html
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Server config issue
Returning rather than executing CGI code. Tell Jamie to probably get it fixed www.jwz.org/blog/2019/03/help-me-keep-home-mcom-com-online/
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Jwz keeps this alive
See www.jwz.org/blog/2019/03/help-me-keep-home-mcom-com-online/
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Don't think I could eat two.

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cartoon Trump on the wall

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Food is ruined now.
I suspect the custard they pour over it is actually some hideous American cheese. Utterly rank.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post a moment of true horror

(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting a headache just looking at that

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post the horror
burgrfactory.com/burgr-cake/
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's food to die of

(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always considered carrots in that category
Everyone that has ever eaten a carrot or will eat a carrot, has died or will die.
Carrots are a slow poison.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Carrots are nice
until they're cooked, then they become horrible (unless they're made into soup).
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Rotten carrots are particularly disgusting.
The worst vegetable has to be Jerusalem Artichoke.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Okra is the food of the Devil.
Horrible slimy stuff.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear the okra fries
here are sprinkled with crack...
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It annoys me slightly because on paper it's the sort of thing I should like.
But I don't.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Steam them
Don’t boil them to within an inch of their lives.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure steaming kills them too.

(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
Carrots make my day
(, Tue 2 Jan 2024, 5:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That chap with the beard would probably eat both
and have cheesecake for afters
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post 12 Months of Christmas
- with Henning Wehn
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a great bit
I like that hennig
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post schön

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ist es nicht.

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He's nailed it
as usual.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Jason Aldean vs Edward - Try That In A Local Town I made this!
I thought of it, I had to make it, the venn diagram of people who will enjoy this joke is fairly small, but maybe some of them are here.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
you know your audience
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Push a button and..
Colin Furze has made a flaming fart device.
(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He since made that specific video unsearchable
Or delisted, or whatever its called on YouTube.
And he's not had them as sponsors since.
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So no blood on his hands then.

(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Not literally, no.
"Sponsored eco-engineering competition" seems like a good shout, even if it's being run by fossil fuel people. For a long time in the 1990s, it looked like some of fossil fuels giants were investing in good renewable projects - Shell did some great work with algae as a biofuel source, IIRC... But it turns out they were also lobbying to keep the status quo as long as possible. Who knew? :|
Fuel-efficient diesel engines seemed like a good idea while ICE vehicles were still the norm - but it turned out the car companies were cooking the test results. Who knew? :|

I think we all deserve the chance to put stuff right if we make a mistake, especially when liers are lying to us.
(, Sun 31 Dec 2023, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not news that the fossil fuel lobby have been lobbying for fossil fuels.
It's almost like you're arguing that nobody realised oil companies produced oil until 2023.
(, Mon 1 Jan 2024, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Should've asked the BBC prop dept from the early 90s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnwb8n4ubk
(, Sat 30 Dec 2023, 23:30, Reply)
This is a link post Happy 2024.

(, Fri 29 Dec 2023, 3:50, Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »