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This is a link post Chef Boi
Claymation and a making of including the sound effects
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adorable.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought these videos were the best demo of stop motion I've ever seen
Part 1

Wish he'd done a playlist but this might work for you
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=justin+rasch+INCREDIBLE+STOPMOTION+timelapse+compilation+-+Part
(, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great at demonstrating his art and the time it takes
Haven't watched them all, wondering if there's one with him green screened out apart from his hands. Guess it would be rather irritating to have to dress up to shoot endless stills.

Probably half-remembering an old Morph bit which includes the hands of Tony Hart.
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This is a link post Some of these scientists have too much time on their hands.
“Human cells isolated from juvenile foreskin are flexible enough to grin when moved.”

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post In all seriousness:
With the rate at which AI interaction is advancing, and the exponential growth of crazies on social media, I suspect we're going to see people campaigning for flesh-coated cyborg equal rights well within our lifetime.

And the sex industry is going to get even fucking weirder.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Azimov
didn't think about sex robots enough
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wait until they invent an actual new gender...

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it will be a while before we see non-binary computers (again).

(, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 4:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
"AI" is going to plateau pretty fucking hard very soon, don't believe the hype
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't.
But other people do.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Just found this

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact they managed to get Cherie to agree to this never ceases to amaze me.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Baby/girl/rude word

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This is a normal post Skip to 1:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=353Reb6AOHE
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
even better
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some people are deaf and blind to quality.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see your post

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a link post The vote Tory rap

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
stopthetories.vote
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This is a normal post he went to Eton didnt he

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, *I* like Lee & Herring NSFW
I hadn't seen anything this old though.
It's 3 hours long - maybe there should be a tickbox next to the NSFW etc. ones that says "I've watched more than half of this".
(NSFW, for 90s risque)

If there were, I wouldn't be tickng it yet. Think I'll take it in half hour chunks.

Also, in a chronologically similar vein, I just started watching The Young Ones from the start, with my 19 yr-old step-daughter. She was both transfixed and apalled at the same time :-)
ia801902.us.archive.org/0/items/the-young-ones-s-01-ep-04-bomb/
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post i downloaded all the fist of funs (fists of fun?) off gofasterstripe years ago
I think I watched a few but it was a pita not having them on dvd
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting choice to upscale the video but leave the sound with annoying high-pitched buzz throughout

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The fist of fun radio show is also available, and is 2 years earlier than the TV
www.fistoffun.net/downloads-fistoffun.php

Christ, that was over 30 years ago.
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This is a normal post we're old now

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post “now”

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post and in the future, even older with any luck

(, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the alternative.

(, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me I watched at least 2 seconds of Steward Smugfuck Lee
My day is ruined
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post found my old Fist of Fun annual the other day
One of my most prized possessions when I was about 15. Had a flick through and sadly it was shit.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post The sea can kill
A Royal Navy flaming instructional film from 1976
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Remember Friz?
Friz used to be on here all the time, he was a bit annoying but to be fair I think most of us were. He made sometimes funny music stuff which sometimes got in the newsletter. We made fun of his wide face (& some other stuff, forget what) on /talk until he flounced. That guy.

Anyway, he's disabled and living in a homeless shelter now, and apparently has too much pride to come begging on here. So here you go. Give generously, etc.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post he should come back, seems to post a lot on twitter, here he'd get people actually reading his stuff
sad to hear he's in a rough spot, you can fall a long way in the sovereign paradise of post-brexit britain
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 6:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got a track record of lying to get attention,
so forgive me if I don't take that at face value.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not giving any more money to people who ask for it on B3ta after that time I bought an icon and accidently funded cat torture

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post carture, maybe yours will go on Facebook and spread germ theory denialism

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post like the power washer of the same name?

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Removes 99% of germs which don't exist, wake up sheeple

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This is a normal post very much this^

(, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post FRIZ FOR MOD!!!!

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's not get carried away yeah

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see why nominating him for National Service has to be the answer

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd probably be killed, sounds like it would solve everyone's problems

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post PM Surely?

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm old
is there a way to NOT use PayPal for this?
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, ask him.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have
and hopefully, something will get posted here
(, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got hold of him, sent something successfully.
If anyone is having trouble sending, feel free to dm me.
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This is a link post Free Political Art NSFW

(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't realise they were going to post an actual print
I expected to just download it and print it myself.

To be honest, I'd prefer that. Still getting one though, going to take it to my mates for the election night party.

EDIT : Well, they sent me a PDF and a JPG as well, so awesome job
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This is a link post What noise a Road Runner makes
No, not that one.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meep meep
Sorry, but that's what I hear.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean
it's pretty close
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected wooden ruler twang.

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This is a normal post Bet that brings back memories

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This is a normal post And not all good.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still hate nuns.

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This is a normal post They don’t like it up ‘em.

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if it's trying to detect some sort of radiation hazard

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This is a link post Bergman on demons

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This is a normal post There's a bit in his autobiography
where he talks about getting the shits at the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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This is a normal post There's probably a money-making opportunity in a novelty book timed for the Christmas Market that contains nothing but a selection of famous/celebrity toileting tales
marketed as 'They poo' with a less successful follow-up of 'They poo too'
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This is a normal post I preferred his sea lion movies

(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw the preview pic and thought it was Russ Abbott

(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post you never see them in the same room

(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post But imagine the atmosphere if they did.

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a link post This AI stuff be crazy I made this!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's fucking awful stuff
AI apparently doesn't understand what roads are for
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post The glass is pretty funky too

(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha! git gud AI
April 2021
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/S7C0RNQ.gif
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post infinitely better

(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Live music is good NSFW
NSFW for lots of swearing, otherwise SFW
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
That is a complete and comprehensive compendium of cacophony.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post TIL that Marilyn Manson once performed Sweet Dreams with Bryan fucking Adams.
At least it looked a bit like him, so I'm going with it.

performed massacred
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZQsF1-LfSg
Part Two of this, with a surprise ceiling cat ending
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Passive aggression, Bavarian style.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Payback for the bagpipes.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpipes
Like someone found an air raid siren and convinced themselves it was a musical instrument.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, you're not far off.
There's a lot of traction to the idea that they were used by the Scots as a war horn and as method of demoralising their opponents.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they are fucking marvellous
A good marching band with a bit of mass skirling gives me the joys.

Should be spelt skirrrling I reckon
(, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Best joke I heard recently:

Scottish men will do anything to avoid another Round.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daddy what time do Scotland kick off
Every 10 minutes son.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fabulous

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Concatenation
Lovely short film. Like an intense version of the Big Train title sequence.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bang, thwack, biff, pop, crack, kerpow
That was fun.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
and you sent me down a big train youtube rabbit hole as a little bonus
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This is a link post Solar radiation management with a tethered sun shield
This paper presents an approach to Solar Radiation Management (SRM) using a tethered solar shield at the modified gravitational L1 Lagrange point. Unlike previous proposals, which were constrained by the McInnes bound on shield surface density, our proposed configuration with a counterweight toward the Sun circumvents this limitation and potentially reduces the total mass by orders of magnitude. Furthermore, only 1% of the total weight must come from Earth, with ballast from lunar dust or asteroids serving as the remainder. This approach could lead to a significant cost reduction and potentially be more effective than previous space-based SRM strategies.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s all well and good but how well does it function as a mango dryer?

(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being in space in direct sunlight
would irradiate and sublimate your mangos almost instantly.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh urgh.... Ahhhgh
Never had my mangos sublimated like this before
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post New hipster dessert?

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This is a normal post So the McInnes bound ...
Is that something to do with the energy needed to keep an object with significant surface area held at L1 against the effects of the solar wind?
And the "tethering" relates to suspending a dense mass on the sol-ward side of L1 to counteract the solar wind forces?
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This is a normal post Basically
You place a large mass in front of L1 (which could be an asteroid or manufactured from dust launched from the moon), fix magic nanotube tethers to that, then hang a large sail-like shield structure from it that sits behind L1. The gravitational and solar forces should then even out, so the anchor pulls sunward and the shield pulls Earthward and the whole thing stays perfectly in place for ever and ever.

It's that last point I have most trouble with. The entire megastructure would need active station-keeping just by virtue of being at L1, either mechanical control of the tethers so the shield acts as a propulsive sail, or some kind of ion-propellant-based reaction control/orbital manoeuvring system. If you choose the latter, then why not just use that as the basis of the design and do without the anchor (and the magic nanotube tethers)?

I wish they'd get a move on, I'm seriously too warm.
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This is a normal post
www.amazon.co.uk/Inventor-Chilly-9-000BTU-Portable-Conditioner/dp/B07JQJBJG7
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This is a normal post *orders 8 billion*

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"only about 35 kTon (or less) needs to be transported from Earth".

The word "only" is doing some seriously heavy lifting there.
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This is a normal post Well the alternative is 100 times that, according to the paper.
I notice they don't mention how the fuck we move an asteroid to L1 in the first place. I guess we just pick one up with a Kerbal AGU.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Attach a mirror to one side of the asteroid with magic space tethers

(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tractor beam

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds very Deere

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This is a normal post
One of the drawbacks of these things being so Massey
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Realistically the alternative to lifting 35kTon to L1 isn't going to be lifting 3.5MTon to L1, it's going to be not doing it at all and finding a more feasible scheme.

I don't even want to think about the logistics of shifting that amount of mass up from the surface. We don't have a space elevator or torch drive, so the only thing that comes to mind would be Project Orion, and I can't see Greanpeace getting onside with that, no matter what the goal.
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This is a normal post It's only about twice the mass of what's in orbit now (according to the paper)
and considering how launch rates are increasing recently it's hardly the most problematic aspect of this proposal.

I quite like the idea of launching shit-tonnes of ash to L1, seems like a thing we could do rapidly.
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This is a normal post We could try annoying N Korea until they snap and launch a nuke.
Plenty of ash to reduce solar energy, most wildlife seem to cope with the radiation, population reduction and low cost.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post We could do that without the nuclear war and radiation
by releasing ash or some other reflective/sunlight-filtering dust into the upper atmosphere.

I wouldn't rely on North Korean bombs riding Russian rockets to do the job either way. Might as well put your faith in fucking Trident.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure I trust humans to do it safely.
Before they find a way of commercialise/weaponise it.
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So we let the planet burn because we can't guarantee safety?
These ideas are last-ditch contingency plans *just in case* we don't manage to save the environment through political and economic cooperation (lol). We are already commercially tartaruforming/gehennahforming/hellscaping the planet. These proposals at least offer a kind of terraforming that benefits life on Earth. Surely worth a shot.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably worth a shot certainly.
The obscene destruction is one of the reasons I didn't breed. Sometimes it occurs to me that they deserve it.
Then I watch 'Crime pays but botany doesn't' as we are kindred spirits.

Cheer up, 99% of all species have disappeared before and still came back.
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not another one...
/Brenda
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Why does every fucking classy film have to have Defoe in it? He's fine - fucking excellent in The Lighthouse admittedly - but fucking hell. That said, McBurney and Ineson... I'm in obviously
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ineson went to my old school and came and gave us a talk about acting when I was in 6th form.
BEAT. THAT.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny you should mention Defoe…
youtu.be/_B15iesNMa8
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I really must get around to watching The Lighthouse, but every time I remember it it turns out to be on a streaming package I don't have.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks a bit straight to Netflix
Dodgy CGI and not much else
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 6:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Jonathan Pie on Immigration NSFW

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This is a normal post Fuck that

(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I assume he's doing the "getting a bit angry while preaching to the choir" thing again.
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you watch it you'll see that he isn't

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This is a normal post
I don't know. I got a minute in and that's exactly what he was doing.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post My comment was TERRIFICALLY clever
Because YOU watched he wasn't preaching solely to the...oh forget it.
(, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would click this but it would just mean Youtube starts recommending Jonathan Pie to me again.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha. we've all been there. we don't want to go back

(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting a load of dull rpg video game bollocks suggested to me recently,
and fuuuuuuuuuuuckloads of AI generated fake science bullshit. Not sure what I've done to open those particular floodgates.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have two sons aged 9 and 13 and they watch Youtube on my laptop sometimes
You do not want to see the grim state of my recommended videos.
It's enough trouble getting rid of the Anthony Fantano and Rick Beato after I put on a few tunes.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2024, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What the fuck is a skibidee toilet?
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know either
So I searched on YouTube and found it, and I'm pretty hooked now. Found an hour-long compilation of the first 70 episodes...
(, Wed 26 Jun 2024, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Testify!

(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Bradbury's 'The Martian Chronicles' (1980) complete

(, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
Love the book, didn't even know this existed...
(, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 9:38, , Reply)

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