Death In Paradise – Condensed
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For 14 long winters, Death In Paradise has been formulaically entertaining (or infuriating) sun-starved viewers with its cosy murder mystery shenanigans. I've condensed an average series down to about a minute long.
(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:33, Reply)
Accurate
I just thought I was tired and dozed off during bits of it
(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:53, Reply)
Regular replacement of the inspector with a different actor in different clothes, are we sure he isn't a timelord?
(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 13:47, Reply)
But always socially awkward
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 20:07,
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What about the subtle sexual tension every episode
Between the inspector and his live-in lizard?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:54,
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Wow! And, thanks
Now I don’t need or want to watch this utter drivel. How I long for the kind of quality and thought provoking television the UK used to make before to soured into this, and plodding detective nonsense.
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 17:11, Reply)
That's about right
I watch it for the dream of living in a place like that but most of all, it's set to reggae music.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 20:06,
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Ok, which one of you....?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 5:49,
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Linked from that page :
Stripper, 22, Busted For Banana Battery At 7-Eleven Store
Of note :
The banana was not seized as evidence.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:00,
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that'll hamper her ability to appeal
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:37,
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The Mummies - The Fly - SanFrancisco 8/1991 Counter Culture Cable Access TV 9
The frontman really waves his organ.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 1:05,
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Trust you to notice his organ waving
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:20,
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one of my fave ever vids
There's a mummies movie being made as we speak.
www.facebook.com/share/12MV2ifS4mk/
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 12:51,
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Pogo Maniacs
Not your average pogo stickers...
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 20:15,
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The guy that said "i can do better"
Slammed in the dirt and it looked painful.
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Spectacular* new Mars impact
*ish.
Mars Guy. Probably the best source of Mars news on the youtubes.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:28,
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For a moment, with that preview image,
I mistook Mars for Uranus.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:56,
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Everyone in America is Female
For some reason this popped up in my feed, I wasn't sure about it, but when I clicked play I was relatively amused.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 10:34,
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Dunno why I'm addected to this guy's videos but may 1:50 is a good example of why
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 6:28,
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His successes and failures are equally entertaining.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 12:21,
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I haven't the slightest interest in the subject, and I don't really understand any more when it's over than I did going in, but I'm subscribed because he talks about it in an engaging way. Sometimes that's all you need.
Also it's a bit of the "look what this mad bastard did in his shed".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:19,
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“Yeah, nah. Smells like Nitric acid. We’re doing this outside.”
I’ve done enough chemistry to know that the garden is no substitute for a fume cupboard.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 22:01,
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Kraken Wanker
I'm sure there's some sort of serious statement being made, but as far as I can tell it's a guy in a dress, dressed as a gnome performing interpretive dance to a heavy rock instrumental that's apparently about jerking off mythical creatures from the deep.
I think.
Anyway, I tried searching and the results were inconclusive.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 2:01,
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Is there a specific pronoun for this person?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 8 Feb 2025, 17:42,
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Well, given that they don't miss a beat
I'm going with the top comment on there.
Presumably they're a metrognome.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 4:15,
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The only thing that concerns me is the colour of the tights.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 20:38,
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At least a little contrast to the shoes, preferably not emphasising the calves.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 9 Feb 2025, 2:36,
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day release the kraken
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 23:36,
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This will be funny forever
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgQDllsaaA
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 19:42,
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This will be funny forever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 20:40,
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This will be funny forever
On a roll and replied to myself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCR_H6aKmac
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 20:51,
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I liked it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 0:52,
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Epic Steampunk Custom PC Build
Unhinged PC build, I know, it's not a Mac.
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The top comment on YouTube is properly spicy - "don't lend it to Linus".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 21:28,
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The guys who built this - Billet Labs - sent their only prototype of a GPU cooler to Linus Tech Tips for a review. LTT tried it with the wrong card, said it sucked, then when they were asked to return it it turned out LTT had sold it..
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 22:10,
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About as ethical as LTT gets really
I stopped watching them years ago because I just thought Linus was a wanker. From all the attention they have got in the last year, it turns out I may well have been right.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 12:34,
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Silver nail polish…
*sigh*
Me, I’d have gone for some brutalist dieselpunk.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 15:10,
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I assumed he was just careless with his Arctic Silver
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 16:24,
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So simple and so clever
Had no idea where it was going until, fuck me that's so obvious.
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 12:13,
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Wow
That is awesome. How have I not seen that trick before?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:07,
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I've never seen this trick before either, and I can think of a few situations where it would have been really handy!
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I didn’t understand it
But I did understand this:
homefixated.com/how-to-use-a-ticking-stick/
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no ticking stick?
no tick tick tick ticking stick?
My dad had one of them lesbians, no wonder i found it fascinating. I did not know what they were called.
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 13:04,
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Always wondered what a flexible curve was called. Interesting but not as much fun as mock swordfights with T-squares
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Universal Statues: Bringing Seasonal Displays to Life
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, **Universal Statues** offers a wide selection of **Christmas animatronics**, **Halloween decorations**, and custom statues. Located at **30 Warren Pl, Mt Vernon, NY 10550, United States**, the company specializes in crafting realistic and durable pieces that enhance holiday setups, themed attractions, and events. Whether it's a festive Christmas scene or a haunting Halloween display, their detailed designs add a unique touch to any space.
Mod: Bang... and the spam is gone.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 0:13, Reply)
I heard...
Universal Statues are associated with a pedophile ring.
Disgusting.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 0:38,
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"Custom statues." "Realistic and durable." "Unique touch."
These people are sick.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 0:51,
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You can never really tell about a guy like that
Whether he's really a nice person or if he just smiles a lot
Or if he has a son named 'Pinocchio' or what?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 8:49,
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Can these statues be used to operate my fruit drying machine?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 7:26,
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I remember when spam got swapped with kittens, not with a fucking warcrime.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:00,
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SponsorBlock
Adds the option to skip sponsored content and integrated advertising in YT videos, and also has a load of other options like skipping intros, credits, and even has NO FUN options that remove in-jokes and post credit bullshittery.
It relies on users timestamping videos so will probably not cover everything you might be interested in, but it has promise.
Multi-platform, free.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 18:17,
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I can see you
enjoying a "NO FUN" option. Does seem like the extension could be useful though.
(, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 20:34, Reply)
No one is allowed to have fun unless birb says so
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 21:08,
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It’s taken twenty years for the internet to catch up with those VCRs that had an automatic 5- minute skip button for adverts.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 8:00,
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3 2 1 BANG!
Worlds most insane paper shredder (not very good at shredding paper)
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 12:37,
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I saw that.
He should modernise it properly. A projectile is so 20th century. Instead, use two parallel UV lasers to create an ionized air channel to the target - this will allow faster target destruction without the range problem of a long copper wire and a relatively slow projectile.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 14:28,
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Two parallel UV lasers, of sufficient power, will form a nice stable channel of ionized air between them.
A virtual wire, if you will. A single laser may work less reliably, as the ionization will be 360 degrees around the beam. Having 2 of them creates overlap. You do have to remember to place said lasers behind insulating glass, otherwise the zzzzzap will probably kill the lasers.
This is from a 1996/7 "phaser" project, that was attempting to re-create a Trek phaser type weapon to possibly stun pesky perps evading capture, without the need for a projectile used in tazers. It was the size of a car though, so not very practical. It's also not really a phaser, they just used the name to get funding from nerds.
Still, there is no reason one could not adapt it to guide a far higher zap than that needed to stun a person.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 17:52,
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Do things my own way
New Sparks!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 11:26,
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They're just slightly too big at the moment.
They were perfect when playing venues 2/3 the size.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 12:49,
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Also, albums should be 35 minutes,
films 86 minutes, and stand-up comedy one hour.
Hopefully Elon Musk will do something about the art bloat that's everywhere.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 12:52,
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Damn them for doing stuff people actually like.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 13:06,
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I mean, happy for them personally. They deserve it.
Just waffling on with a theory - I reckon there is the perfect size for a band to be, and after that annoyances start to set in with going to gigs.
(I was just looking at their gigs earlier and saw it was only massive venues and cities, and thought it was a shame the mid-sized venues won't see them again.)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 13:39,
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I saw them at the Albert Hall a couple of years ago
it was a pretty perfect size for them and they were doing smaller venues around the UK, I wouldn't say that the (Hammersmith) Apollo was that big a venue and I'll try to see them again this year. I agree though, smaller gigs have an infinitely better atmosphere.
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Good point. They should probably put them on the wall or something.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 16:18,
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