Will the Mrs agree to help me do one pull up.
I made this!
Only 10 days left to do this pull up. I know some reckon this should be easy, but I genuinely still can't do one. Getting closer though...
(, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 19:11, Reply)
He told me straight after this, and having known him for around 5 years, that his name was actually Said !
(, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 20:01, Reply)
Is it me or are these beginning to more realistic? Like it's not too hard to imagine that's what I look like with tops off.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 6:45, Reply)
You seem to have posted this to beta instead of your folder called "my_wank_bank"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 7:08,
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If you're going to try to bully me with unwelcome sexualised banter again, at least try to be consistent.
Change your sig and personality, you weird, rapey, rapey, rapey cunt.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 16:17,
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You seem victimised
Have you tried painting a roundabout?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 20:23,
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You seem to want to project your sexual fantasies on an unwilling stranger on the internet.
Seems weird, rapey and cunty.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 21:32,
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TIL
wishing everyone a happy b3taday is the same as deliberately antagonising someone who has asked you to stop.
You are a crap troll. Try to develop your own personality, change your sig, and fuck off.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 18:00,
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Thanks Sherbs. 9 days to go. I can just about do one with a slight jump start, but still can't do it from a dead hang.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 6:48, Reply)
if you have problems with dead hang
There are little blue pills that can help
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 7:57,
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I guess you've probably tried to rotate your grip 90 deg inwards.....
Maybe that makes better use of your biceps?
The main issue though is obvious. You're carrying too much unnecessary clothing weight. Strip off. We need to see you do it naked.
Also, G'WAN MA SAHN!!!!!!!
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 23 Sep 2025, 17:47,
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The boiling of the Great Lakes
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 22:03,
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LLM phlegm
It's not even as good as Italian brainrot
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 6:13,
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Wow
Apparently Noah would drive a Land Rover Defender. I guess that makes sense.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 9:57,
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Prayer emotes in the comments, as expected.
top kek
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 11:45,
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I'm not sure Jesus would quote the bible
But that's the only reason I'm skeptical
(, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 14:28, Reply)
"We installed CCTV in the Bible"
I so want to know what that's about but there's no way I'm going any further down that path!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 18:11,
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It's not worth it. There's far better ones. That one is just a pretend CCTV overlay on some basic bible scenes.
The ones really worth checking out in porn mode are the ones like "Dracula Reborn in Christ | 4K".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 20:01,
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I'm annoyed by how much of a banger the song on that one is.
Because i know it has been generated by deep learning to be as catchy as possible, and it works.
I wonder how long it'll take for a feedback loop to develop, where deep learning algorithms start to get all their training data from other deep learning generated content and we basically end up with everything being a massive homogenised beige blob.
(, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 19:53, Reply)
I want to believe
that this is a parody channel, right?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 Sep 2025, 23:53,
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Man previously convicted of threatening to kill a federal judge charged with threatening to murder a federal judge
Robert Phillip Ivers has been charged with threatening to murder a federal judge after staff at a local library spotted him printing copies of a 236-page manifesto entitled "How to Kill a Federal Judge".
(, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 7:23, Reply)
Misread federal as feral, feel like 'feral judges' could have been a Python sketch.
High court judges in wigs and robes free from the bonds of civilisation and once more roaming the wilds, hunting their prey and, in turn, being hunted as prize game.
(, Sat 20 Sep 2025, 7:43, Reply)
More marginalia, this time snails.
Bonus early Yoda and CDC at 11.23.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Sep 2025, 21:49,
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yeah, I heard medieval times were a bit of a slugfest
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 0:49,
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Snail pun thread officially open.
walk for your lives.
or something ( s car go/sluggish/Michelle all pre-banned )
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 13:29,
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1969, you're in a car driving at 70mph on a motorway so what makes and models of car will overtake you?
The results may surprise you.
BBC report on the cost of motorways
(, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 14:07, Reply)
Nobody on the motorway
the driving lane is empty, and they still drive in the middle lane, complaining about people overtaking them.
Nothing has changed in 56 years...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 16:26,
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line towards the end, 'we've got to plan fifty years ahead so that those in the future can live in some semblance of order and sanity'
well that worked out ok
(, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 16:34, Reply)
Though he isn't wearing a seatbelt in the back.
Blimey just looked it up and wasn't compulsory until 1986 and that was only fitting not wearing.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 18:15,
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Clunk click, every trip.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 20:15,
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Not sure if it was posted on here or not but I think there was another piece, interviews with pub goers, about seatbelts being made mandatory
/ed
nope, I was thinking about the 1967 interviews including breathalyser tests a couple of days before drink driving became an offence
seatbelts in the front was '82
(, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 22:12, Reply)
I met an American dad and his adult son in a hostel in Japan about 16 years ago.
They were friendly enough, and they offered a good primer on what would now be called MAGA talking points: telling me about how Obama was turning the USA into a socialist country, where on the internet I can find out how 9/11 was an inside job, that sort of thing. Thankfully vaccines never came up.
Nothing exercised the dad as much as seatbelts, though. "They're going to legislate to force us to wear seatbelts on [motor]bikes!" he frothed, angrily stubbing out his cigarette. "Let me tell you," he continued, brandishing his stub, "I've been in four car accidents - and in each one, if I'd been wearing a seatbelt, I would have been killed!"
I didn't ask him to elaborate.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 12:30, Reply)
We had the same car and I remember Dad having to get seat belts fitted
How we youngsters grumbled on the way down to Folkestone summer holidays, every year, without fail
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 13:09,
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Fake news
There's no way a Maxi would be anywhere near anyone going at 70, let alone overtaking them
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 22:37,
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I expected the Hillman or the Maxi to spontaneously fall apart at any second
(, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 11:44, Reply)
The Tiny Workshop - is the overal Shed of the year 2025
The Tiny Workshop," built by engineer Mike Robinson of Plumstead, has been crowned Cuprinol Shed of the Year 2025.
Designed for limited garden space, it features ingenious flap doors that provide both flooring and rain protection, alongside a "green" roof for tool storage.
Inside, this compact structure functions as a versatile tool shed, workshop, and storage unit, equipped with a workbench, shelving, and custom 3D-printed toolholders, all constructed by Mike as a DIY solution for his storage needs.
He has only one shed currently, and is looking to add solar with the prize money of £1000
The Tiny Workshop - Workshop/Studio - Greater London #shedoftheyear owned by Sheddie Mike Robinson
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unclewilco, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 11:24,
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I do like it.
I don't think I'd ever have called it a shed, but I suppose that it doesn't necessarily have to present as a stereotypical shed in order to identify as one.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 12:11, Reply)
The best shed won. I could really have used that one the last couple of evenings.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 18:12,
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Late to the party as usual but no.
That's what I would call a "Lean To" not a shed.
Another travesty of which the world will never recover**
**may not be true
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Sep 2025, 23:06,
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Monkey beer
Chimps 'lager a day' in ripe fruit fuels drunken monkey theory
(, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:50, Reply)
Heh...
Just shared that one around the table in the pub...
*flings shit*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:54,
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So that old TV documentary about them drinking tea was wrong?
I'd better re-read In the Shandy of Man by Jane GoodAle
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 3:37,
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See also. "Gorillas on the Piss".
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 6:43,
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So I can replace my 5 a day with a bottle of lager?
Win!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 9:17,
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H2G2 scene
Greig Johnson made a working prop, then made a scene for the prop to be in.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:13,
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Greig is Great
I find his style very appealing, and the quality of the things he makes out of bits of shite impresses me no end.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 18:24,
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Grand Greebling Guy
I’ve been watching some remastered Thunderbirds recently (I’ll link later) and half the fun has been trying to work out what all the little nubbins started out as.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 5:20,
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That is both
wonderful and awful.
Wonderful for everything it is, and awful for everything that it's not - i.e. it's not a complete telling of an increasingly inaccurately named trilogy.
I just want more.
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 22:30,
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and even on that miniscule evidence
the guy playing Ford Prefect is a million times better actor than the guy in the 80's tv show
(, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 12:53, Reply)
He does a very good Ford Prefect. I could believe he's an alien.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 15:36,
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Yeah, let's get on Kickstarter or summat
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 14:09,
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Hey Donald, welcome to Windsor Castle
Led By Donkeys
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:44,
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Excellent,
although four people have been arrested for it under the Malicious Communications Act...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 19:35,
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Which seems a lot like “Shit, we need to stop this, what vaguely related legislation can we use?”
Suspect this won’t reach court.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:14, Reply)
Personally if I were going to commit an offence and make a protest then today would have actually been the day..
(, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 20:06, Reply)
I’ve enjoyed seeing the reaction to this on some US networks.
I bet a lot of them are now wishing they were… *drumroll* …Led By Donkeys! *rimshot*
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jonbob loves you, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 5:30,
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Please don't shoot me
for posting this
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 12:30,
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Someone needs to get off The Everything App
before he has a coronary.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 12:44,
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HAPPY CANDLES
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 23:02,
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Poor centrists
always having to legitimise two extremes that they lack the balls to oppose.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:31,
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JFC, just watched this
and he both sides shit like book burning. Did I miss the left burning books? When has this happened? He actually legitimised the lie that The Left are against free speech. Shred of evidence of this?
What a silly character.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 14:55,
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Isn't it looking
like the shooter is neither particularly left nor right, and more driven by wanting internet attention.
Don't give Mr Pie a gun.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 19:28,
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I'm not sure what all the guy's motivations were
but on balance of the evidence I've seen, he seems to lean liberal and left. There can't be too many right wing revolutionaries with trans girlfriends in 2025.
The right wing batshittery (Moronism, gun-nuttery, gamer shit, homophobia) just seems normal for an American youth.
I saw some evidence that someone with his name in his state donated to Trump and to some other right wing mentalist campaign group. If that's actually him, maybe he's just a Charles Manson-esque troll. IDK though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 20:15,
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I don’t think the trans aspect has been confirmed yet, has it?
Though it might explain why the shooter decided to pull the trigger exactly when he did.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 21:27,
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The roommate was his lover, apparently.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99g1e0z2ero
"Authorities have said the unnamed roommate was a "biological male" who was transitioning from man to woman and was in a romantic relationship with the defendant."
"remember how I was engraving bullets? The [expletive] messages are mostly a big meme, if I see "notices bulge uwu" on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it, that really [expletive] sucks.... judging from today I'd say grandpas gun does just fine idk. I think that was a $2k scope;-;"
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:19,
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“Authorities have said”…
They say a lot of things these days.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 22:22,
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Really don't need this messing up my youtube recommendations
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Zuowan, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:29,
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Kirk wasn't asking for it, and didn't deserve to be shot
but you can't say it wasn't poetic justice.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 17:03,
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The irony is so thick one could think it was planned.
Man who says school shootings are a price worth paying…
Is shot at a school…
While answering a question about school shootings…
At almost exactly the same time that two are killed in a separate school shooting.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 18:02,
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The thing that gets me is the fuckwit leftist Americans celebrating Kirk's death as if it's some major win for Democracy or some such bollocks.
When it's the far-right that are going to benefit by far the most from this shit show.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 18:49, Reply)
Genuinely not seen a single
person say anything like that, and I'm on Bluesky which is practically communist according to the Telegraph.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 19:41,
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Is that actually happening
Or are you being told that that’s happening?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 20:15,
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Centuries of Sound - 2000 Part One
I made this!
Jumping forward (temporarily) to the new millennium, here's the first three hours of music and speech from the year 2000, A year many of you will actually remember.
Free to stream, and available as a podcast to supporters on Patreon.
2000 Part One – Let’s Go Back
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Zuowan, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 11:52,
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Octaves, Jeanne Demessieux
For my candle day, some organ music that sounds like the final boss music for a video game, but was composed in 1944
She was awesome, but died when she was only 47
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custard, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 8:44,
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I was mildly interested in twin towns and so found that mildly interesting
it can't all be love or hate
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 21 Sep 2025, 1:03,
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Let's make him a monster because he's, like, a monster. Fucking hell... surely even if you hate Musk you can recognise that not all Musk-hate is talented or funny.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 17:21,
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Musk honestly seems like one of those people that literally could. not. give. a. fuck. what people think of him
If anything, I think a lot of the divisive, performative bollocks is carried out with the specific intention of causing controversy.
The bloke is incomprehensibly wealthy, losing a few billion doing stupid shit like making Nazi salutes probably seems like money well spent to him from an entertainment perspective.
All the shit he pulls just feels like a massive excersise in trolling. DOGE, ffs.
I mean, he's clearly a prick, but 'hating' the guy just feels like basically taking the bait.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:21, Reply)
They say hate is a kind of love.
This is why I’ve opted for disinterested contempt.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 20:09,
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I disagree, I don't think he's chill at all and cares deeply what people think about him
You're right that it is ironic that for all his vast wealth, his personality is essentially just another man-child attention-seeking internet troll, full of similar banal and tribal prejudices. It's very needy and validation seeking.
It's not the only irony, an electric car maker getting in to bed with a global warming denialist president was pretty funny.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 0:00,
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Incomprehensible is the right word
To put it in perspective, for him losing $1,000,000 is like if you had $500,000 and lost $1.
You wouldn't even bother diving down the back of the sofa for it...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:25,
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Musk has more personal wealth than the combined estimated military budget of Russia and China.
If he gets this fabled bonus everyone is up in arms about, you can add the USA to that list, too.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 18:57, Reply)
I find it hilarious
that if you study the material properties, one of the best things you can make speakers from is essentially cheap chipboard, because it has inner materials of different sizes and constitution, and as a result is quite acoustically non-resonant.
Then you get people paying thousands of pounds for something you could make in your garage from stuff ripped out of your old kitchen.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Sep 2025, 16:30,
Reply)
Ah thanks.
I didn't watch the video and assumed from the thumbnail he was making a trumpet.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2025, 14:22, Reply)
Spoilers for the new series
Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:17,
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Nurses are 'allowed' to practice sex?
In their own time? Only during ward rounds?
(, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 12:38, Reply)
My uni halls was 90% student nurses
and they seemed to practise a lot.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 16:08,
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I find it easiest to practice when they're unconscious. Less performance anxiety.
(, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:22, Reply)
Practice is rarely wasted.
Helps to keep your hand in.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Sep 2025, 19:33,
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I'll save you the trouble
There's no picture of the nurse in the article
(, Tue 16 Sep 2025, 22:49, Reply)
Well they certainly sound like they have taken a different direction
since Ncuti Gatwa left.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 19 Sep 2025, 18:15,
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