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The date of publication might be a clue
The day after this
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David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:31,
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Ah boris Johnson. What a guy.
And yet somehow keir has markedly worse ratings than him.
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:36,
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What this country needs is a bloody good plague.
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David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:42,
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We tried that. I don't think it helped.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:44,
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Wasn't plaguey enough.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:58,
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I’ll eat another bat.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:46,
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Apparently making patriotic gifts to the government has been a thing since Napoleonic times.
Someone with deep pockets attempted to set up a fund to pay off the national debt at one point.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Fund
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:04,
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This is the way!
Replace all taxation with this.
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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:31,
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That concept would rely on rich people voluntarily altruistic.
It's worked in the past to an extent, but I'm not seeing the likes of Elon buying into it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:06,
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Or
Enough people actually wanting to pay for their government. True democracy. Not enough payments, things start shutting down, most useless first; then more payments come. Shut down useful things, get defunded.
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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:24,
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What. Like austerity?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 5:51,
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Do I get an icon?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 2:59,
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The Flintstones 2000
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Cock, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 3:46,
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Awesome, there's clearly a need for the design and they damn well did it.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 8:31,
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chassis and steering makes perfect sense.
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Cock, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:37,
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Efficient use of widely available materials and recycling too.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:49,
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It saddens me that whenever I see something that looks completely mental
My mind now immediately goes to 'Real, or AI?'.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:18,
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We're really going to have to study every pixel of the trump and bill photo when it comes out
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:40,
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No, my mental image is bad enough.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:44,
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If you can get around on 5 inch metal wheels
Then the roads are way better than the UK - you'd get stuck in a pothole in no time here!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 22:32,
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Trump's American dream!
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Pompey Monkey, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:30,
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Would
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 23:59,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:28,
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25s in
and it gets a click
EDIT : Quick! That woman has just turned 40 and she is not married!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 21:43,
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2'40" is a trap
Anyone with cats know this
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 7:56,
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Yes, it's a show of trust, not an invitation.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:50,
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You sound like my wife
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dyllon nice beaver., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:18,
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Kitten Space Agency 1st public release
The 'spiritual successor' to Kerbal Space Program.
Free.
Not quite a game yet, but slightly more than a physics demo.
Requires you to sign up to 'Ahwoo' which looks like some kind of free game Steam alternative.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:44,
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If they go to LV426 I'm in.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:13,
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We just get an incomplete Sol system for now.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:35,
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Are we sure the kittens aren't a lure? 'Ahwoo' sounds very werewolves of London.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 22:19,
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their distribution medium is wolf themed, the game is kitten themed and it only gets more confusing.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 0:12,
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I’m struggling to contain my indifference
KSP felt like one of those ‘once in a generation’ games. KSA (not the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) looks like a ‘me too’ rip off.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:51,
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Lots of original KSP coders and modders are working on KSA.
This is a team that bid on making the KSP sequel, lost, and kept going anyway. KSP2 was a reskin of KSP based on the same code on the same bugged out Unity engine. KSA uses a purpose built engine.
So no, I don't agree that it's a me too rip off.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 16:22,
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Magnifique!
A lot of people in my world have been mourning his recent passing, but my journey into his music is beginning with this...
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:38,
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Youtube says "cos you watched that, you will like this"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6T6suvnhco
Well done Youtube, that was good. I've still got that Deep Forest album
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 23:50,
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Tis a classic
This is Father Christmas and his helpers on their summer holidays.
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Sherbs, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:36,
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Full film:
youtube.com/watch?v=X1-1HU7D1zg
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:58,
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lovely, thank you.
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swank, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 23:42,
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Fast Car and Fast Drone
Great footage of how mad those cars are. I've skipped the engineering stuff, ain't got time for that
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:33,
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they often do these accelaration comparisons against F1 cars
but a pro drag racing car will get to 100mph about 4 times quicker than an F1, they have 10 time the horsepower and only need to go in a straight line. They might as well be comparing it to a Vauxhall Astra
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:14,
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Even a motoGP bike will beat them in acceleration
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:07,
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they make this point in the first few minutes
That's why they do a whole lap
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:52,
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what, you're saying I have to watch it?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 4:32,
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an it please you zirrr
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 10:27,
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Just as well the Drone Pilot had a drink of Red Bull before the race
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:50,
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V cool
I assume he goes higher at the end of the straight to bleed off speed yet the camera stays on the car below. Is the nose cone clear and the camera can move?
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dyllon nice beaver., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:39,
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Mr. Trump Goes To Heaven
Vic Berger
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 2:41,
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This is really good
but disturbing.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:51,
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Berger's Trump stuff tends to be that way.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:49,
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Why no candles?
Did you blow them out?
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An Egg ,D, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:24,
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Hmmmm
Maybe because i don't have an icon
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:44,
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That scene makes me laugh like mad every time.
Happy B3rthday to you.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:04,
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Thank you!
Me too.
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dyllon nice beaver., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:33,
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Metal detecting Pinedo Beach
I keep going back to this channel for some reason.
I suppose it's to see what she finds.
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Sherbs, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:33,
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Wow, that really is quite a Coastal Hunt.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:34,
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You dirty fecker
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:42,
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reason thighs
Edit: As though the voyeurs viewers will notice what she finds.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:14,
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Careful now
birb might think you're a rapist
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:10,
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I used to do a fair bit of metal detecting when i was younger.
I never found anything good though.
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Sherbs, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 15:51,
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Her technique isn't very good
Low and slow.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:02,
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That is the tempo
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:12,
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Firm grip though
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 0:41,
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Quiet music for reading, drawing or some light dusting.
I made this!
I've compiled a selection of late-night ambient works recorded over the last year, and without wishing to sound immodest it's fucking lovely.
Other tracks can be listened to here, but you'll have to make your own visuals, my gumboots have sprung a leak so there won't be any filming for a while.
thesonsofsilence1.bandcamp.com/album/on-the-angus-calendar
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:29,
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Beautiful stuff
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David Sylvanian, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:48,
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Robots made for walking
I made this!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 23:20,
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What is the point of making walking robots?
They can fly, they can crawl over the remains of buildings destroyed by bombs and earthquakes with caterpillar tracks, and they can survey the deepest ocean depths.
Walking seems a pretty inefficient objective. Did At-Ats and Scout Walkers teach nobody anything?
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David Sylvanian, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:27,
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and ed-209
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sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:37,
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Ha, good point.
Although the Chinese robot's shape does give a whopping great clue.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:39,
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Surely on all fours would be ok then?
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:30,
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nearly broke a rib laughing at this!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:31,
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The Chinese one is an actual human in a suit. They do this constantly, and morons believe it's real.
"omg, China is so far ahead!" etc.
CCP "slopaganda".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:38,
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If you search for the full video it shows them cutting the clothes off to reveal the inner workings... all one shot , no shenanigans
and loads of videos out there shot from different angles. Absolutely real as fuck.. and incredible
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:34,
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Literally incredible.
All I've found is the one where they cut off some stuff below the knee of one leg, then the dance student amputee walks off stage. Is there a version where they show the head and torso?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 19:06,
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I think you should all switch off the Internet and go outside to interact with actual people.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:59,
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I think you should worry more about fake robots.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:14,
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Don't worry you just have to chop BOTH their legs off and you know for sure which they are
Can get awkward though in some circumstances
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:50,
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There's a zip running up the entire length of the costume, they could have used that to show the whole thing
but we got some Paul Daniels Magic Show shit instead.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 0:18,
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Sounds pretty niche, amputee robot impersonator pr0n.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 2:04,
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China does it all the time.
It's a con to lure in stupid investors. They do it in all sectors - especially building projects. They have entire towns and cities of empty shell buildings made from the weakest, cheapest materials. Investors are shown a handful of more sturdy props up close, then the "under construction" site is shown in photos/video or sometimes from afar, but never up close.
Then once they're in deep enough, the "company" goes bust and all the money is gone. Good luck bringing a lawsuit against them as an outsider.
The same happens with their technology, and the mid-wits of places like Reddit will lap it up and spread it around with their soyjack "omg look at this guys!" faces on. For example the "50 year battery" that was everywhere recently - utter nonsense. Their "robots" are the same, and completely fake and useless.
Stop watching AI-voiceover "tech videos" on YouTube, those channels are all CCP owned. You know the videos, with the slightly odd American-accent voice, with generic sounding channel names like "AI Revolution" and "TechnologyX AI".
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:41,
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Misread, Hoth base under attack from AT-ATs and Scott Walkers
lonelinesss...
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:44,
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Haha
Shoot shoot! In a stupid-ass way.
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David Sylvanian, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:27,
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Why dont the Boston dynamics ones qualify?
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:26,
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I kept it to what i consider to be the closest to a human gait
with the Russian one thrown in for hummus
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:36,
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politly telling them to go away /links
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:16,
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Shouting Alex is not to be fucked with.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 22:24,
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THAT'S MY PASTY!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 0:41,
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I really wanted there to be a link to the sound file, but I can't find one. Booo.
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superted, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:14,
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youtu.be/dthVikVnl5Q?si=qfR91Xdwmgdn98zf
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 4:40,
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SHIT OFF FROM MY CHIPS!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:48,
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To be precise...
‘No! Stay away! That’s my food, that’s my pasty!’
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superted, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:09,
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Related to the recentness
- YouTube
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 21:30,
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Russian tech announcement!
I know it's AI, but I think this should be allowed
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:19,
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Yeah, well done with the black table cloth, pal.
Stable door, horse.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 16:12,
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it only adds to the fuck up
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:21,
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Perhaps the robot was designed to act that way
Capturing that Russian Vodka effect. The inverted feet, shuffle, tenuous wave and stumble whilst walking forwards with an undignified exit to finish.
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beanolabub, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:33,
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there are multiple camera angles of this on Youtube
Pretty sure this is real, supposedly AI controlled
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 0:06,
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I didn't mean it was ai generated, just ai run
There's no way I'd post an ai video or pic anywhere, it's hateful antihuman shite
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:18,
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Someone's going to end up in the gulag for this, if not "fall" out of a window.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:50,
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Up the...
NSFW
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 9:56,
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SHUN FEARN US UH LUJIDDUMUT PULLIDIGLE POURDAY.
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David Sylvanian, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 16:38,
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AY CAHLED HIM A PANS AN NOY AYM CALLIN YOY ONE. PANS!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:29,
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This appeared in my feed 13 days ago AND HAS UVURY RUYT TUH BE THAYR.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 20:19,
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Inside Newport Pyramid Episode 1
A new fictional made up tv show set in Wales' most mysterious hotel/restaurant venue
GOD EDIT: Link removed, AI stuff not welcome on b3ta
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mertonmuffley, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 13:43,
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Have you considered doing these as audio only, or animated by humans? You're destroying my planet and it's not worth it.
itcc.ieee.org/blog/the-hidden-cost-of-ai-unpacking-its-energy-and-water-footprint/
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:27,
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Do you find people avoid you at parties?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:57,
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No.
Am I the only person to identify you as creepy and sexually aggressive?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:12,
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At least ask me to dinner first
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 17:33,
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I, like everyone else on Earth, would never do that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 20:59,
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What if Fadge was really gorgeous tho?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 0:42,
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Like really, REALLY gorgeous
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 7:48,
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He's a creepy online sex pest, a troll specialising in aggressive sexualised bullying.
He has a rapist mentality, asking him to stop results in him increasing the frequency of his sexualised attacks.
There's nothing attractive about someone like that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 14:11,
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*please upload your government issued ID to continue*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 14:33,
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Perhaps I haven't picked up on that.
My interpretation was more annoying trolling, humour, etc.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:03,
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Birb is obsessed with sexual predation
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:09,
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No, that's just the hook you chose to hang yourself on.
You can end it whenever you want.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 17:43,
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I forgot I chose you to call me a sexual deviant
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:21,
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You're evidently a liar too.
Change your sig and stop talking to me, you creepy, RAPEY cunt.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 14:08,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
No
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:01,
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This is why I say you have a rapist mentality.
Stop communicating with me, you creepy, rapey cunt. I don't like you. Nobody enjoys you doing this. Fuck off.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:10,
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You could, you know, just stop replying
but you won't, will you?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:52,
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Settle it with a duel.
Or perhaps some form of wrestling match.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:13,
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I'm (over)prepared and quite eager for this.
Make it happen and I'm there. :)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 20:14,
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We considered keeping our ideas only within our own minds but found that destroys the planet even more.
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mertonmuffley, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 17:22,
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I don't like AI videos
- no matter how much effort you put in to the scripts and stuff.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 17:28,
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Well, I liked it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 17:42,
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I like the concept
but I'd rather have a habitable planet.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 21:01,
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Bloody woke brigade
Wanting this, that and the other all the time.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 23:01,
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How can you a have a “website” that’s anti AI - ridiculous
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mertonmuffley, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 22:00,
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I've scoured teh links faq, and I can't see anything about AI.
b3ta.com/features/linksboardrules/
It does say "don't be a cunt" and "absolutely no hate speech or racism will be tolerated" though, so I guess they still must be ironing out any problems because it's so new.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 22:08,
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Lol
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 6:12,
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Well I imagine that would cover it
if you think only cunts make AI slop?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 12:22,
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because it's about human creativty. not ai-generated pictures that essentially plagiarise human creativity
open that door and we'll get a flood of lazy ai slop.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 0:12,
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"it's about human creativty."
It is?
Oh shit - I'm in the wrong place then
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 6:44,
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or maybe you're exactly where you need to be
Kidderminster
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 6:48,
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> How can you have a website that's anti AI?
Copilot said:
Great question! A website that’s “anti-AI” can mean different things depending on the intent. Here are some common approaches:
1. Philosophical or Advocacy-Based
The site promotes human creativity, craftsmanship, and originality over machine-generated content.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 10:32,
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GORK IS THIS TURE?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 11:19,
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Gork said: WAAAGH!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 12:14,
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because this website celebrates artists and animators, not stuff built with their stolen work

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 13:46,
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TBF
we actively encourage the stealing of artists' work, as long as you do it yourself.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 14:22,
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as long as you can see the seams
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 14:30,
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1. Make Seamhorses
2. ?
3. Profit
How did Sam get all the money?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:58,
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Bizarre rationale
The website can be anything the maker wants it to be.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:10,
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DOCTYPE type-in magazine
I made this!
If you’re old (is there anyone young on here?) you might remember ‘80s computer mags with BASIC listings to type in
Well I’ve brought that back… but for web pages.
10 games/puzzles/utilities to type in (including some genuinely fun & impressive stuff), all nicely illustrated by HappyToast and with a glossy cover by PJ Holden
Go on, buy yourself an early Christmas present
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

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malevole, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:31,
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Interesting
Have you lovingly replicated the original experience by excluding critical syntax that renders the whole program inoperable? …Then print a correction the following week. Ah fun times (ish)
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 13:55,
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^^^This
I wonder if they had the listings typed out by an admin assistant for publication, or something like that.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 15:05,
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I did consider running them all through a thermal printer
but decided to not be too authentic
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malevole, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 15:32,
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There is an extra level of authentic
You leave that thermal printout on top of your old CRT monitor that got too hot because it was on for 13 hours a day, so the entire printout goes black.
Then next week, when the correction comes out, you can't read the printout you carefully copied from the magazine you borrowed from your friend.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 12:25,
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What, no loading screens?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:59,
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Do I need a graphics card and monitor that support at least 256 colours?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 19:24,
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Can you get them on C15 cassette?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 1:13,
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Best outro music ever in my opinon
(the trombone quack is the sexiest note in musical history)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:04,
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It starts off a bit like the Batman TV show, transitions into something a bit more trippy and surreal before a tone-shift into something more serious and boring.
How many times can we all be fooled by Steed's bowler hat?
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:18,
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also, I would have taken a crossover episode where Steed goes to Gotham and gets into an umbrella sword fight with the Penguin
duh duh duh duh duh duhduhduhduh
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:34,
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*parp*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:49,
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I (and my signature) approve this.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 0:01,
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The God Man
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 2:57,
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