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This is a link post Ramones - Baby I Love You (A little less Phil Spector mix) I made this!
I always had a sotf spot for this song but the strings do my head in after a while.

Here's a bit more of a Ramones-y style mix with the strings just saved for the solo .

Play at 1.5x speed for 'Ramones' tempo....
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It does sound much more like the Ramones.
Especially when it's sped up.
(, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post Well I never...
The Channel4 News theme was originally used for the music to the trailer of an 80's western movie, "Pale Rider" starring Clint Eastwood.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure?
Comments in that video suggest C4 News was using it 2 years before the film was released. American movie trailers have often used random pieces of music (I think Robocop used Terminator music, or vice versa).
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 18:33, Reply)
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Was it actually used in the film, or is this one of those cases where they used a different piece of music for the trailer? Like when everyone used the Requiem for a Dream music for a while...
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 23:15, Reply)
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Maybe less surprising for a piece of KPM library music
(, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it was library music by Alan Hawkshaw
so 'originally' is a bit wrong
(, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post The US guvmint has launched an arcade site where you can play games that involve deporting migrants
Because of course it fucking has
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the main problem,
but slop coded and copy-pasted into WordPress.

If I owned that Parse.ly plugin they've installed, I'd be seriously considering a Goatse update.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wonder if there's a frogger-style game based on the straits of hormuz
or manic redactor on the epstein files
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Jet Set Nazi
Like Jet Set Willy but Elon has to go round the house tidying up the piles of ketamine before his housekeeper will let him go to bed.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post we have the next challenge…

(, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 6:55, Reply)
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Pea-roast from here

hormuz.pythonic.ninja/
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Coming Soon ? A new adventure awaits Stay tuned "
christ
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This is a link post Chris Rea - Espresso Logic

oh wait, sorry. it's Leenalchi with Bird
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post love it

(, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 4:56, Reply)
This is a link post The Notoriously Thristy P I G I made this!
My daughters idea for this song
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
This is a real ear worm, I'm glad it made the newsletter. Thank you for sharing, tell your Daughter it was a great idea and it's made an old man in New Zealand laugh his bum off for the morning.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2026, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post LEVIATHAN: A EULOGY FOR THE UFC HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
Napoleon Blownapart's latest presentation of fistic excellence.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewww

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Boston Salmon Vs. Danny 'My Anus' Mainus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WaVactj5M
Sadly I can't find a recording of Danny Mainus vs Isaac Colon (@Fight To Win, April 18 2014, split decision).
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Larry and Paul!!!!

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post At least Tim & Eric were cringe on purpose.

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:14, Reply)
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And based upon this response I will scroll on by
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The preview picture was enough for me.

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:28, Reply)
This is a link post The worlds' stupidification is nearly complete.
Fucking imbeciles that don't know how to read a map vote on using an unuseable map from now on.
The real irony is of course that Africa was the one continent that, being central, was represented the most realistic of continents.

The idiots have taken over and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What they presented looks like the Peter's projection.
Which has been around for decades. It's not meant for navigation.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Just look at the height of the rectangles on the Mercator projection and give your head a wobble.
Why is the Northern hemisphere stretched vertically while the tropics are squashed? Why might that view of the Earth have been in favour in the past?

Non-Mercator style world maps have been a thing for a long time btw, I had one as a kid 30-odd years ago, it's nothing new. I think I understand how map projections work. Why do you think it's stupid to distort the flat map in one way but not another?

This might seem like a totally random and unconnected question, but do you think information about slavery should be absent from the visitor's information at National Trust and English Heritage properties?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post surely it's as useable as the current one, in the sense that you look at it, and it shows you a representation of the size and location of the continents and countries
do you not agree?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post shh, "Mercator 'til I die" is his new thing

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, he does realize it doesn't change the actual size of the countries, right?

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post People still use maps for navigating between continents?

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post not this new one, it's unusable

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe they did it to stop Trump wanting greenland so much?

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 3:08, Reply)
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Might also help Toto see the Kilimanjaro doesn't rise ike Olympus above the Serengeti
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:31, Reply)
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I'm sorry, what is the problem with that line?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 7:36, Reply)
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The mountain is hundreds of miles from the Serengeti. They probably meant Amboseli where the iconic photos of elephants with the Kilimanjaro towering in the background are taken, alongside tigers (only in Kenya)
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:42, Reply)
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Ah, right, that makes sense. I've also seen people arguing that it's stupid because Mount Olympus is nowhere near the Serengeti - which is so idiotic I don't know where to begin.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post So you couldn't see it from Norway then?

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post on the plus side it'll make it quicker to get anywhere in the northern hemisphere

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You're getting angry at a map?
Is there a society for people like you?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 5:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You misplaced the apostrophe
You fucking imbecile
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post don't be a wanker, mate

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Your rage is completely disproportionate to its object,
therefore I must assume it is being misdirected from its real object. Perhaps if you identify that and address your feelings towards it, next time you won't get so angry at a fucking map.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, very much so.

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridiculous woke nonsense
eh, Tusk?
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post dont say that you love me

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Americafrica
Lake America. The American Sea. The Straits of America. Americaland. Armenimerica. New America.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:21, Reply)
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theshovel.com.au/2026/08/27/canada-renames-lake-ontario-lake-of-hormuz-just-to-fuck-with-trump/
(, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Man feels threatened by map
Doesn’t at all look pathetic or scared.
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:46, Reply)
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We could all simply solve this by two small measures.

1 - Buy a bigger sheet of paper to draw Africa to scale.
2 - Become flat earthers.

Hands up for more paper say aye
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post putting north at the top is just more european imperialism
there's more land in the northern hemisphere, stands to reason it'd be at the bottom because of the extra weight
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There are maps where the Northern hemisphere is not at the top,
there are maps where the prime meridian is not in the centre, there are maps where the poles are not at the top and bottom...
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodness me, I do hope they're all usable!

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "there are maps where the poles are not at the top and bottom"
is this because of Brexit?
(, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_United_Nations
(, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post you seem to be interpreting my jokes as genuine cartographic inquiry
as much as I appreciate your desire to be informative, have a think about poles and brexit and see if the penny drops. And the penny in this statement is idiomatic, rather than a reference to descending currency
(, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post I made an Austin Powers mashup song I made this!
for Comedy Central!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Beats surveying tramps
or does it really?

Congrats!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fook U and Fook Mi

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 5:44, Reply)
This is a link post Pipcross, a dice puzzle I made this!
I've made a puzzle! Fill the grid with dice using the clues to work out where the pips are. Start with the 'mini' one if you find it's hurting your noggin. There is also a 'spin' mode where the dice can be rotated - it's super hard!




(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great idea
A bit like Sudoku with a twist. I should probably try it and see if I like it but I don't want to spoil the moment!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve been playing this for a week or so now
It’s good fun.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 17:18, Reply)
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Once I figured out that you could put placeholder dots in to help figure it out it suddenly became solvable.

Buzzled is a daily play for me, but this may join it.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar.

(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Where did Sturgeons ex-husband spend the stolen money?
Angry Dic doesn't hold back.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think more investigation is needed!
Especially with
Ronseal Danish oil: £8.70
Spear & Jackson dibber: £8
Cole & Mason funnel: £6.40

Oo er missus!
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot the edging

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh matron!

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
'...while his annual salary was £88,000 and Sturgeon’s £140,000. They had no mortgage on their home in pleasant Glasgow suburb Uddingston and no children or dependents to support, so every single item on the list, except maybe the motorhome and the Jaguar, was comfortably affordable.'

A combined income of £228,000 (more than that when you take into account things like speaking engagements, dividends, etc), no mortgage, no kids, and Dic here feels that a £60k car and a £140,000 motorhome might have been potentially unaffordable?

I'd love to know what the £12k 'unspecified tech purchase from Apple' was, though. That's suspiciously close to the price Apple was asking for a fully specced-out M2 Mac Pro. He certainly seems like the sort of twat that would buy an enterprise-grade workstation for checking his Gmail.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like politics itself is some kind of massive grift...

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:45, Reply)
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Combined income of £228k. Take about half that for tax, so call it about £110k per year spendable. You wouldn't have to save for very long to afford them outright, assuming they weren't bought on finance.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Income tax deductions would give a combined take-home of ~£147k
Of course, anyone earning that amount isn’t taking anything like all of that home. They’re maxing-out pension contributions and the like to limit the tax impact.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Old fashioned amateurs
The serious money is from other state actors, in obscure crypto currency and property, then owned by their partner/family.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A conversation in a prison somewhere in Scotland...
".... and the fucker's still out there, on the telly, cunt's face bein filled wi guiness and champagne and oysters and FIVE MILLION FUC'N QUID THE CUNT AND AAAM IN HEEER FOR A COFFEE MACHINE AND WINNIEBEGOOO..."
.."aye, Pete, ye've said. Nae need t'bang on..."
(, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Murrell has ever spoken like a bad parody of Irvine Welsh.

(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never eaten an oyster, raw or otherwise.
Honest question: do you chew them or swallow them as fast as you can?
(, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "If/when he gets out of prison he should be drummed out of the country in disgrace."
You see how much better than the English we are, with their nasty xenophobic right-wing reactionary Farages and Lowes.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Either he really likes coffee,
or Jura coffee machines are shit and keep breaking...
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Hahahaha
This is the first time I've felt genuinely gleeful in a long time.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post oopsie

(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He's already said it's a hoax.
Then it will be fake news, followed by "stop picking on us!".
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:10, Reply)
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You missed out "everyone else is doing it" while providing no evidence to back that up.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Also “I can spend it on Ferraris if I want”

(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Everyone else is doing it" is an all purpose justification.
Sounds like an appeal to conformity.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately (for them) whataboutism can sometimes backfire.
"They're all at it!", they say.

Fine, then let's punish them all... and that includes you.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel 4 News
That notorious spewer of fake journalism.
lol
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he hasn't stooped to calling it AI
Yet
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of Paul Simon
Easy mistake to make
(, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I note that the programme wasn't in the weekly TV Guide I bought on Saturday.
It's almost as though they planned to make the broadcast a special surprise on the eve of Reform's party conference.

C4, please accept a woo, a yay, and dare I say it even a hooplah. Well done.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I just need "witch hunt" for a full house!

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 4:43, Reply)
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He's popping a little bit of a homer Simpson muggins in the preview.
picture

I wonder if he studied Art at Dulwich College.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:54, Reply)
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Sorry I meant failed art.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a shock.
theres been nothing in any of his previous behaviour to suggest that he's a corrupt cunt who uses nationalism and grievance to conceal a venal self-interested political movement
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's surprising he got caught so very nicely

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going down with the Deirdre!

(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll actually take out a paid C4 subscription for a few months
they've earned it.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 9:40, Reply)
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Will you be funding that via an offshore entity?
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give the money to a relative
and ask them to pay for it.
(, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Plug in Baby, but it's objectively horrible.
Live rock band error gags.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post World of pub
I seen the world of the pub and I had this vague memory of this. It must of been on at stupid o'clock when it first aired. let us know below what happened to it.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything you'd ever need to know:
open.spotify.com/episode/5wZ1giF10EBOW7OOagbNbc
(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Appeared on my algorithm recently....or however you young-un's say it.
Big fan of the actor Kevin Eldon and also Serafinowicz...not as great as I'd hoped but, full series link:

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8u911NVTJAMbVYXbbPoEDRyBTJMFLNgw
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I blame the overlords loving the office and trigger happy. Causing it to go under the radar demanding 'Has it got Ricky in it?' and 'pranks on the public?'. Cringe pranks, few years later Noel Edmonds walks back in the room.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post brb you've gone too far

(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not nearly far enough.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not far enough

(, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Event for those in the Cwmbran area.
Widen the circle of your friends.

Facebook link.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 19:11, Reply)
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I've not nothing...
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Sorry, this content isn't available right now
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Spoilsports have made it a closed group.
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This is a link post We are playing live! Friday 9th October at the New Cross Inn, London I made this!
We are doing our only live show of the year soon! Woohoo! It's going to be a 7 Seconds Of Love ska set, but with a break in the iddle for some less hectic Rathergood songs like We Like The Moon and The Wrong Bananas. It is going to be SUPER FUN! I'm also thinking I'll give away a free rathergood toy to anyone who comes dressed as a rathergood character or wears a soup hat. If you are a b3ta person (which you obviously are or you wouldn't be reading this) I'll give you a free toy too if you come and say hello. YAY!


(, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Battersea has changed...
features Ed Bishop
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This is a normal post They've got some awesome stuff on this channel.

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This is a normal post Yay! My inner 6 year old thanks you!
It was several years later before I discovered Gojira et al...
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This is a link post Reginald Gardiner - Trains (1934)
Vintage comedy monologue. (6:35)
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