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Or something.

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Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)

Li'l O'Reilly
“LISTEN UP, PINHEADS. Go drive your electric cars into the ocean. I hope you hit a whale on your way to France!”

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)

Looks like someone ripped off one of HappyToast's recent FPs
Either someone ripped the idea off unashamedly or someone here made it with his blessing, and I just look like a busy little cunt.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)

they ripped it off quite spectacularly
same logo of the club, newspaper at the end, even made the bouncer look similar.

Fucking weird
original:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1218836363/PacmanClub.jpg
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)

There appears to be some credit
given in the description...
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)

That has just been added.
The little bugger. I reckon he is a lurker.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I thought that given there's not a mention at the end of the actual video.
If he had made it as a tribute to HappyToast it would of undoubtedly warranted a lot more respect. But he's fucked that right up.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)

LOL
it's gone.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Ha!
I even sent him a very polite and british message congratulating him on being such a good sport.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

here here!

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:05, Reply)

On the plus side
His version isn't funny.
(Cap'n, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:50, Reply)

This video has been removed by the user.
YAY!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Here is the comic version of it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)

MEDIA BURN I made this!
baby i got your money

(Polyphant, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)

WOW!,I've found this! NSFW
It's like porno but its suitable for work!

SFW PORN! (NSFW)
(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)

LOL
Jimmy Glascock
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT AGAIN PLEASE?!?

edit: thank gawd for that
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weaver., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)

:)

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)

Joke is funny
you are not.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)

OK, next time I absolutely promise
to care what you think.
(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)

*irony*
You obviously care enough to respond.....
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)

..... yes.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Porn!
SFW!
yay!
boss says nay
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)

I can judge by the comments that its the feckin' Diesel commercial.
Again.

I kinda want to watch the NSFW version now.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)

no no
it's a funny joke - promise!
(09824739yhsidfhshfgq8weeq3e1, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Ah,
I get it now. That is rather funny actually. Well done that man.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Sarah Palin Speaks In Tongues!!! I made this!
Number "x" in a series :)

(ptet is happy, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 18:09, Reply)

What?
Seriously. What? Is that even funny?
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)

yawn

(KnackerDwarf, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 1:03, Reply)

I googled "Can you die from Laughing"

Especially pleased with "Modern deaths attributed to fatal hilarity" Section
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:17, Reply)

Reminds me of this, which everyone will have seen before, but anyway
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw
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Zuowan, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)

odly thats in teh creds at the bottom !

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Brilliant
The Goodies one was especially pleasing! :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)

haha
I too would piss myself (perhaps not die) at watching a drunken donkey eating figs.
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moogy boobles, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)

Endgame (5:18) I made this!
Not much to say, listen to it! ;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)

I do like this
nice

very nice
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)

i likes!
It's great.

Maybe it's bad timing, but it reminds me of music that would be played for the nominations for "Pride of Britain" awards.

Which is on tonight...That might be confusing me.

It's ace.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)

The big stand-out for me
is how natural the percussion sounds. Wonderful, uplifting breaks.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:39, Reply)

This is very much up my alley, nice one

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)

lovely sir
There's a nice build up in that, and a nice clear chord sequence.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Nice
Opening piano reminds of 'Great Gig In The Sky' - no bad thing.
(thereisnopoons until, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
..politics aside (the issue is kind of a political red herring and has some other problems, but the animation makes me happy)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhs
made me glee
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:31, Reply)

I liked the expression,
"You don't want to get gay married, do you?"
Good stuff.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Bizarre game of online risk...
...that makes no sense at all. The bit where all combatants invade a foreign blog made me chortle heartily.

It all takes place in the comments section...
(ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)

The new DS...DSi
WANT.

kotaku.com/5057884/get-a-good-close-look-at-the-dsi

kotaku.com/5057889/first-look-at-the-new-nintendo-dsi-in-action
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)

I've had one for a week now
They are exceptionally smart. The screens contrast has been vastly improved. I've yet to use the SD card as there are no games available as of yet! The R4 doesn't work though :( :( :(
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
How?
Also, how's the camera?
Also, no R4 worky? Boooo!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)

I wish I was telling the truth
But I was lying through my teeth. I'll bet large sums of money that the R4 card will NOT work when the DSi is finally released in Spring next year.

nintendo.co.uk/NOE/en_GB/news/2008/nintendo_introduces_dsi_9691.html
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:50, Reply)

TWAS A RUSE!
Ya bassard.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:58, Reply)

A complete bassard
I am sorry.

I have a PS4 you know!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)

An activity for a boring Thursday afternoon.
Make this BBC Have Your Say page a bit more interesting.
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Zuowan, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)

hahaha
just saw a comment signed "4chan 4 lyfe!!"
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Just Flange, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)

Best quote:
"He is a normal guy with a normal life, not some premadona with an auntarage, "
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)

wow
so the Astley vote thing worked! woo!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)

NSFW
It's a bit rude, some sort of software to computer model ladies mimsies

This was a Google images result from searching for Morph for the image challenge
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Save Ferris - Come On Eileen
/links is boring atm, so I'm breaking rules by posting a glassy(!) music video(!!), which is a cover(!!!). It is however, an utterly brilliant song (with only an ok video(!!!!)).

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)

if nowt else...
the singer's cute ;)
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bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Japanese bass players with funny hat...
...that must have been the 90ies.
(Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:19, Reply)

Yay
I havent heard Save Ferris for a few years. Good stuff.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)

The weird
thing is, If you play the original Dexys midnight runners album on vinyl at 45 rpm, it sounds exactly the same as the save ferris version.
(maddave, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)

Truth is stranger than fiction!
gotta be read to be believed!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Amazing.
I'm surprised the story completely ignores the fact the man has travelled through time from Victorian era.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)

lol

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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:43, Reply)

^this^
with a steampunked tardis!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)

wtf?
"believed he had been anally raped by fictional mob boss Tony Soprano" certainly one of the more odder fantasies.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, Reply)

Party like it's 1982
with Falco.

Don't knock it - it's ace (then again though I have a Rick James ringtone so I do need psychiatric help)

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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)

Morph - In honour of this weeks image challenge
This is one of the more recent Morph adventures.
But Chas is still there so its great

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Yay!
Gambling and Violence.

That's *good* kid's TV.

Seriously.
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moogthedog, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)

f-18 breaking sound barrier
Ronseal. Jesus thats loud...

(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)

...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:55, Reply)

haha, ^this^
you have 100% reproduced that video in text form. Medals are in the post
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)

LOEG: Black Dossier Annotations
This is for the comic book geeks/Alan Moore fans out there.
I recently aquired the 3rd Volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and was amazed on how much reference to other things Alan Moore included - this guide shows how much I missed...

1984
Billy Bunter
Bash Street Kids
Famous Five
James Bond
etc
etc
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Did I dream it...
... or is it AM who's currently preparing a Bertie Wooster/ HP Lovecraft crossover called something like What-ho, Gods of the Abyss?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50, Reply)

He's written it.
It's in that Black Dossier thingy. Along with lots of boobs.

Also the Goat replied to that long thing Enzyme wrote with another long thing, should either of you care.

Also did you not get that the guy in the suit who likes driving fast cars and using gadgets and having sex with ladies and shooting people and is called Jimmy Bond might be a parody of James Bond?
(Cap'n, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:17, Reply)

I did see his reply to my post...
... but, alas, it didn't seem to say anything new or address my criticism. So... meh.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)

so what is the address of your criticism?
I'd like to send a postcard
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)

Got this already
Bookmarked to go through with my copy of the Black Dossier at some point.

Fascinating stuff.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)

good stuff
I remember printing off the annotations for the first two , they even translated the arabic in the scene where Harker rescued Quatermain - I didn't even know the new book was out
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:04, Reply)

You should
have used your all seeing eye ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)

I still
have my Thundercats mystical Eye of Thundera badge, does this count?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Hmmm, not sure
I will put on my black tie and consult the book.

/edit. Liked the front page BTW
//edit. Stop deleting posts you girl!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)

who me?
;)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)

Yes you!
I remember you impersonating that Goth..;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:29, Reply)

I think it's the same people who do most other Alan Moore annotations
for things like Top Ten. I submitted a few of them myself...not sure if they've been included though...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)

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