the previous post reminded me. One of the best songs ever. With english subtitles.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:57, Reply)
but thats some unfortunate subtitle stopping...
I only know ne me quite moi (horribly spel no doubt) by brel.. awesome song though.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:33, Reply)
:-)
I's a bitter song.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:38, Reply)
I love the Brel.
And Scott Walker too - here's his English version of the same song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJecupnGJzI
And, my giddy aunt, there's another weird version: www.b3ta.com/links/edit.php?id=242285
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
Tom Lehreh song about nuclear proliforation. Written almost 50 years ago.. still extremely pertinant and funny.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:51, Reply)
am pleased to say. Genius.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
A nice little animation with lovely Gameboy music.
I bet it's been on here already.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
Rand are a high level think tank btw. What they say goes. They're pushing for a war with either China or Russia to stimulate the economy. Because war is good for business.
www.rand.org/
Sources:
Military Forum;
www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=145167
For anyone that can read Chinese or has contacts in China;
news.ifeng.com/mil/4/200810/1029_342_851523.shtml
news.sohu.com/20081030/n260330741.shtml
So basically, we're heading towards WW3, which sucks..if you think about it.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)
I'm having trouble seeing the connections you're making, brother.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
Mostly the part about the RAND corp being implicated in suggesting an illegal war against a powerful nation -I can see no evidence for it in the links you have provided, it appears to be hearsay and conjecture.
This also ignores the fact that the only nation described that can be suggested to be free of a nuclear deterrent is Japan, probably the most difficult nation to come up with a remotely convincing case for invasion, being a staunch ally of America since WWII.
Any invasion of a nuclear power is political (and quite possibly literal) suicide. Something I doubt such a powerful and well funded think tank would suggest.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is all over the mainstream media in China, unless you have a contact in China or you can read Chinese this hard to verify, I accept that. I believe they WANT the Chinese to know what's coming to spread panic, which is working.
Also you have to know the history of RAND, also they mention Japan, but I see them attacking China/Russia. They wont attack Japan.
Obama is pushing for a 'national service' he has been for quite some time. I say Obama, he says what Zbigniew Brzezinski tells him to say. I mentioned this earlier today when I was watching Sky News in the early hours and they cut to adverts the MOMENT he mentioned 'national service'.
Also Biden, Powell and Albright have openly said that early next year Obama will be faced with a huge international crisis. Powell even states a specific date. Check the stuff I've put on links.
Ed: Here's one
www.b3ta.com/links/More_Colin_Powell_on_Meet_the_Press_10_19_2008
Plus you need to have read the Trilateral Commission and Council on Foreign Relations articles about 'population control'.
Yes, it is suicide. That's what they want.
Yes, I sound like a paranoid lunatic.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)
There are very few conspiracies!!
Stuff just happens sometimes and people who can't bear the thought of random occurences construct order (conspiracy theories) to make sense of them!!
Aaaargh!! Enough!! The sky is NOT going to fall on our heads!!!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:27, Reply)
this may not mean it's convincing*
* I propose this for understatement of the week.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:39, Reply)
The article on prisonplanet has been translated from the Chinese websites.
This is all over the mainstream media in China, unless you have a contact in China or you can read Chinese this hard to verify, I accept that.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:43, Reply)
does not mean anything like what it means in the "free" (for lack of a better word) world, right?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:46, Reply)
I know how censored the internet and mass media is in China.
Which asks the question, why would this be allowed to slip through the net?
Because they want the Chinese to piss themselves with fear. You need to realise that these people always tell you what's coming.
I don't speak Chinese, I don't know anyone in China. But apparently it's all over the news there.
If anyone can disprove any of this, please let us all know.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:03, Reply)
"I know how censored the internet and mass media is in China.
Which asks the question, why would this be allowed to slip through the net?"
Please take a good look at the situation and ask again: who's going to gain from people fearing the US? is it:
A) The Chinese government (and their massive influence on their media)
B) ???????
C) Profit
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:08, Reply)
Check out prisonplanet, and all the stuff I've posted on /links.
Call me a cunt, a lunatic. I don't care, gaz me if you or anyone has any questions.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:18, Reply)
I just think you're WAY too eager to hear what you want to hear.
a short rebuttal to every "conspiracy" link you've posted over the last year:
1. people on the whole do NOT want to kill each other
2. even if they do want to, they generally have reasons they consider good.
3. fear of the "other" and selfishness is what makes the world a worse place. not some anthromorphic "evil".
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:30, Reply)
www.prisonplanet.com/china-and-russia-hint-at-dropping-us-dollar.html
en.rian.ru/analysis/20081030/118047851.html
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:51, Reply)
I don't feel obliged to follow your links.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:03, Reply)
though actual thinking would be better
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 2:15, Reply)
and I can verify this is most definately NOT all over the mainstream media here.
also, people should get a bit more awareness of how and why the media is censored in China. Take a look from this side of the fence, and things look a whole lot different from what the western media leads us to believe.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 5:18, Reply)
or some other powerful outfit . . . only to find out that it's good for absolutlely . . . nothin' !
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Either way, japes for all.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:12, Reply)
Japan doesn't even have an army, how would they ever be be made out to be bad guys?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 1:23, Reply)
even dear old Goaty would laugh at this tosh.
How about we meet here again in one year, and you can tell us all how the Masons decided to delay WWIII so as to give the reptilian royal family time to burrow into the ground for safety from nuclear armageddon.
You, sir, are a nonsense.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:48, Reply)
Doesn't make any sense. Think about it man.
Consider the reliability of the source.
Consider if it were true, who the target could be, really.
Consider how long it takes to plan a war, to invent a reason, drum up public support, organise troops and weapons - it took 10 years to justify attacking Iraq. The recession will be over in a year or two.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)
I mean, it all fits.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)
But I like the serendipitous juxtaposition of The Back Page and Back To Front.

(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
A nice video about a pumpkin being carved. Sounds boring, but is not. ;)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM9tz-kh2io
and this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCp6FK5eWkw
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
A follow-up to the Bush Pilot from years ago, Johannes Schlüter now has a new job
GC said no.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)
Safe for work unless you've got something against cloacas.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
Only more eggy, and more likely to make me show it to egg-fiends
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
the chicken's ladybits look like a grimacing face surrounded by feathery beard.
i would.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
Absolutely brilliant video made using Team Fortress 2. Strangely touching!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
all the textures were hand painted, can't imagine how long that must have took.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
Not a big fan of team fortress though- it's pretty but repetitive.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:26, Reply)
I'm:
steamcommunity.com/id/dr_shippy
Feel free to add me - I'm generally up for a game and some random natter at weekends.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)
who did this butchered version, but it's actually called "ignis solus". Somebody's removed all the credits.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
Hell by David Firth
Also does anyone else wonder why parents bother telling their kids not to take sweets off strangers the other 364 days of the year?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)
i thought it was appropriately obscure to be middle eastern. but i never got anything together.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:04, Reply)
"How the fuck did that get there?" expression on its face.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:27, Reply)
No comments as yet...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
best way of killing the daily mail (and similar wastes of tree)? If Dawkins can get thousands for a slightly silly bus advert surely there's enough right thinking people who'd work together to find a way?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
the Daily Mail to censor all our e-mails lest we send something offensive. We could get the e-mails of ALL their journalists and all b3tans could send them anything they may be concerned about.
Dear Mr Mail - Is this goatse offensive? Please tell me.
etc etc.
I am sure they will carry out their duties as the moral compass of the nation with great efficiency.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081966/Even-Russell-Brand-row-raged-BBC-comedians-insulting-Queen.html
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Could get you in trouble. I would miss you.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
where we exchange people's copies of the Mail for a free copy of "The Daily B3tail".... or something.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
"According to Cristina Odone in The Observer, Dacre has a reputation towards underlings of "verbal abuse [and] a drill sergeant's delight in public humiliation"[27] which also includes swearing at them.[11] According to Nick Davies in his book Flat Earth News[28] his staff call his morning editorial meetings the "Vagina Monologues" because of his habit of calling everybody a "cunt"."
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
is that I ruin my laptop screen when I wipe my arse with it.
Shower of twats
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
Utter cunts, im well pissed off now.
Fuck 'em
If you can't handle a dead woman's dog trying to fuck a woman at 10pm on sundays you shouldn't own a tv to my mind...
But seriously, no ones forcing them to watch, and if the BBC fails to produce cutting edge comedy, comedies which are highly popular, it will die. Fuck knows theres barely anything funny on C4 at the moment...
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
something like this to get past the moderation...
Christ! Does the BBC have no
underlying sense of decency in their
national broadcasting? I
think that it is a
shame it has gone this far.
Subtle, eh?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
the sketches are all at least twice as hilarious.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)
I'm thinking that the My Chemical Romance fans were right in their protests, despite at the time looking a bit childish. The Mail is going too far.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)
duncan wants to work at a massage parlour but they won't let him do the job :(
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
Non-Halloween related - classic Steve Martin as Ruprecht - needed this to cheer me up after a shitty day
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
Yes, I'm a Gourd Girl.
No jokes now about Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater.
fnarr!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
Bit old now but still funny!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/4794753.stm
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
i would have thought they were taking the mick about half way down.. "Pant-Y-Blawd Road"!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:37, Reply)
Not your normal /links content. NSFW due to blood and gore, but not pornish.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:50, Reply)
Now my curiosity's going to get the better of me
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)
and call me Harry!
That was amazing!
*clicks*
Related video - "Protesis Mamarias" - made me feel sick, though.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:27, Reply)
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