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This is a link post Man found glued to toilet seat
Sorry if GC, but it had to be posted.
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!!

(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be terrible
being bogged down like that!!!

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post It's another of The D'pez's strange amalgamations....
This time, i'ts Catch Phrase Legend Roy Walker mashed up with Michael Jackson's legendary Mega Drive version of Moonwalker.....Enjoy!!
(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post “1000 and one faces”
Nice graphic video. Official description:

"For the contest ,« Transformation : Live-React », Julien Lassort and Matthieu Burlot explored the human face, the most exposed and personal part of the human body. Their dynamic portrayal of “1000 and one faces” is a mosaic of portraits and emotions that plays off of the power of faces seen close up. Julien Fargo composed the melody that encapsulates the film."
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post I heard about this place where things that look like penises are funny
So here is a picture of a thing that looks like a penis and is funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Weiner?!
 (Splosion123, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this one is pretty remarkable though

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post is he smoking?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
he does appear to be smoking whilst making a massive slong bubble - what a talented kid
 (i anglepoise, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS
and is funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks like my penis
but smaller obviously
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!!

(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post this was in VIS
quite a while ago.
it is still tops though.
 (dannylharle, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WHO WILL SAVE OUR CHILDREN FROM THE GIANT DIAPHANOUS PAEDOS??!?!1

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post Tug of War - Stupid Version
bin posted b4?
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:12, Reply)
This is a link post Gratuitious Greenpeace Propaganda
It's amusing enough with a couple of decent one liners, but I'm mostly posting it for the linguistic talents of David Mitchell and Brian Blessed as Gaverson Green and his arch nemesis Coalfinger, respectively.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Rips to hard disk
If only to extract Brian Blessed saying "Thingy"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Canadian DJs phone Sarah Palin pretending to Be Pres Sarkozy
I know prank calls are a little out of fashion at the moment, but this is excellent.

Transcript with translations of the french bits here: www.dailykos.com/comments/2008/11/1/151958/557/577#c577
(Scary, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post these guys are more than pranksters, they're saboteurs.
this wasn't their best call (the best is the one they made to jacques chirac - it's letter-perfect and decimates him, but oh-so-gently), but it had some brilliant moments. i enjoyed it.

national daily article here, and the globe is the best/most respectable paper we have.

finally, for those who don't know quebecois french, this paragraph needs clarification:

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" [Translate: Lipstick for a sow literally (but not properly) but it actually means an uninhibited girl] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber..."

a cochonne is not an 'uninhibited girl' - that's the politest euphemism possible. a cochonne is a slut, and the term is meant with considerable invective and disrespect.

despite my distaste for the overload of attention paid to that country's election, this call was great fun. thanks for posting.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:47, Reply)
This is a link post a BMW i'd actually consider driving - pimp my bmw!
Retro! (and probably posted 1001 times before!)
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, nice!
The final product is a big improvement....
 (I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a link post Quiz Word NSFW I made this!
I really need to get out more.
(ccc, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Chuckled all the way through this. The voices are great! Wholesome sweary fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post a real eye opener
this is one for goat and the other conspriator
 (thereisnopoons until, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Skynet 5?
Where have I heard that before?
 (Hugh Jambton Wun Hung Lo's mate, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Channel 5 Documentary Generator I made this!
Based on real show titles that have actually run on the channel. Well, sort of. Maybe there was a bit of exaggeration.
 (rpophessagr, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd watch
"The Boy Who Killed The Pencil Sharpener That Loved The Woman With Six Problems"
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Woman With A Million Fingers
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Man Who Invented The Man Who Killed The Man Who Hated The Woman Who Had No Ears
winnar!
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The Woman Who Killed The Horse That Loved The Boy With A Hundred Stomachs
it just keeps getting better and better!
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The Cheeseburger That Had No Arms
Or

The Man Who Was Enslaved To The Girl Who Invented The Tapir With A Hundred Heads
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed
The Girl Who Ate The Woman Who Gave Birth To The Girl Who Killed The Girl Who Blew Up In The Sky
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that
The Girl Who Was Sick All Over The Man Who Ate The Boy Who Had No Legs was on the other night, but i missed it. Damn!
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hah wonderful
The Child Who Ate Everybody In Montreal
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post your beat is nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The Woman Who Ate Everybody In The Sky
heh
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually scratch that, I have our winnar:
The Woman Who Loved The Cat That Ate The Man Who Washed The Street
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The Dog That Ate The Dog That Had No Legs
I'm sure that programme already exists.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The Hamster That Was Sick All Over The Cat That Had No Teeth
was better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, fantastic!
The Photocopier That Loved The Pork Pie That Had No Hope

Loving it
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The Man Who Blew Up In The London Underground
Bloody repeats!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
The Man Who Gave Birth To The Woman Who Was Enslaved To The Boy Who Ate The Man Who Loved The Boy Who Ate Everybody In The Park
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The Boy Who Ate The Boy Who Gave Birth To The Woman Who Killed The Horse That Loved The Man Who Burned Down West Croydon
This was my first roll too. Nice one, man!
 (I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post West Croydon?
I have 'The Horse That Blew Up In Darlington'!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sheep That Ate The Man With Infinite Noses...

Although first I want to see

The Dinosaur That Pwned The Shopping Centre
(bowlhead2000 :also available at, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pencil Sharpener That Had No Hope
Poor pencil sharpener...
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post oh thats good - The Dog That Gave Birth To The Girl With Five Chins
and...
The Girl Who Hated The Girl Who Killed The Tapir That Ate The Woman Who Had No Mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The Woman Who Killed The Sheep That Gave Birth To The Woman Who Was Enslaved To The Tapir That Ate Everybody In The Countryside
Epic.
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Win

(I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The Horse That Gave Birth To The Goose That Invented The Man Who Had No Face

(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yea, but no, but yea, but no.....
The Child Who Wrote A Song About The Man Who Loved The Dinosaur That Killed The Girl Who Wrote A Song About The Woman Who Burned Down The Park
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Boy Who Killed The Girl Who Gave Birth To The Whale With A Million Ears

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The woman with 34 billion tongues
FTW!

Now thats a show I would watch
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit late but I have to record this one here for posterity:
"The Cheeseburger That Hated The Boy Who Ate The Man Who Gave Birth To The Girl Who F****d The Woman Who Blew Up In The Sky"
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post McCain Gaffe
I like the overexcited crowd being reduced to silence
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel so sorry for him

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I could disagree with you.
heheheh
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not what I meant
But to be fair, if you make a million speeches a day and they are all recorded by the media, it is only a matter of time before a gaffe is captured.

I guess the thing that strikes me is that when these guys make a mistake they don't say 'Oops, sorry, I messed that up'... they just keep right on going as if what they said is correct.

/gives a shit about US elections - both knobjockeys
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
yeah but it's the SAME speech every time... That's called Practise.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post he's
so brilliant



*cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I want to him to win. But all he did was fuck up his line.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He did it in an extremely amusing way though

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post with almost comedic timing.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Another great Mccain moment from a couple of days ago
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jCkGEHQVHK4
 (Scary, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Newsnight's Emily Maitlis makes a pussy confession I made this!
Voice is taken from her now-infamous interview with Mark Thompson.
(cybersquatter_, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Psst
check the popular page
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post on the popular page is the original...
...this is an adaptation of the audio from the original for new lols.
 (cybersquatter_, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Bless her, I think she's going to regret asking that question
 (Scary, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post GERALD AND CLARENCE WANT TO DO NAUGHTY NSFW I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post Original Wonderbra model - A bit NSFW i suppose NSFW
Whilst trying to find a picture of the original Wonderbra campaign I stumbled across this. It was not was I was expecting. I can't see her making the billboards...
 (spork4life, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, a bit of a misunderstanding
on your part there, mate.

That is "the original model of the wonderbra" not the original wonderbra modeller.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I understand... just was a bit of a surprise. A Sophie Anderton billboard pic is what I was expecting.
 (spork4life, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post They might not have that
on wikipedia for fear of copyright or something.

/Not a funny response blog
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS MIGHT BE IMPORTANT!!11!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Citizen Cope - Bullet And A Target (Piano cover with Tutorial) I made this!
Decided to do another tutorial, a beginner could play it but some knowledge might be needed
(Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post more of this sort of thing!
I love seeing tutorials and how-to's made by b3tans.
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Since you asked so nicely!
They are fairly quick to make so if you have any requests or anything let me know
 (Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Citizen Cope. I had a conversation with him / his agent over his MySpace
about doing a tour of England. Try doing a piano/jazz version of "Sideways".
 (I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the comment
Sideways just seems like such a difficult song to cover, it's technically quite simple but there's so much heart in it I fear I wouldn't be able to do it justice
 (Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Budweiser "Whassup" commercial... 8 years on
Beer + political message in one? Can it be done?

Yes. With extra woo yay.
 (NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You haven't read the newsletter yet, have you?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm expecting him to ask 'what newsletter?'

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Err...
whoops! I keep forgetting when it comes out. :\
 (NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post email subscription
is your friend!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Daily Show - What is a Community Organiser?
'Bin Laden is a community organser'
 (Scary, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post Face Bot 2.0 [deployed] I made this!
Here's some footage of my robot from my gallery show last night.

Face Bot 2.0 [deployed] from Aaron Amodt on Vimeo.
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:00, Reply)

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