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The Fastest Bus on Earth
This should encourage people to use public transport.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:55,
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That may be so
But the people who use it still smell.
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simon shitting mason, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:09,
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FUCK!! Fontification Under Complete Konflickt...
Can you recognize any one of them???
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rashmig83 ru&h.Me, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:37,
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but where are the links to download the fonts?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:54,
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Links to the font...
hey pissflaps!!
The link is given at the end of the post-"Font Credits".. It will lead you to www.typenow.net/themed.htm , from where you can download the fonts I have mentioned...
Enjoy the Fonts!!
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rashmig83 ru&h.Me, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:58,
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why hasnt survival of the fittest kicked in yet?
DARWIN LIED TO ME!!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:00,
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oh its a link to YOUR blog is it..?
like links but no likey links to spammy blogs. ta anyway.
sorry b3tans, didnt mean to encourage a spammer.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:19,
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Slightly Better
than your last posts but still a little spammy - but some people will find it useful.
If you want to be taken a little more seriously around here then *participate*. Read some of the other links and click the ones you like. Don't just use B3ta as a place to promote your blog - get involved.
It'll also help is some of the links you post aren't to your blog but to other sites.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 6:32,
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or you could just go to....
dafont.com
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Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:38,
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i think you clicked on
www.missedthepoint.com
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ganainm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:44,
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F'd Up Family Circus
I made this!
More warped versions of America's most justifiably despised family.
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Chinaski11, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 4:35,
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I love these
Well done as always!! :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:22,
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Interesting stats on murder in the UK
A bit of a depressing subject but shows interesting statistics over time/age/economic groupings.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 4:10,
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Fuck
I kind of know both of the ones killed near me. Pretty depressing stuff...
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gin'll fix it, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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Can you do better
With the shoe?
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Spng, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:56,
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Fast one!
Easy, yet effective. Yes, we can!
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xandmi, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:41,
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Careful with that hand Bob!
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Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:32,
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Paedobob!
How long till Mr Argos changes the picture?
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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The daily life of a generic patriarcal indo-european god.
I made this!
A little animation exercise I made. After Effects was nice to me this time (the last time I used it, it made 12 copies of an Isaac Newton portrait to rotate in 3D...)
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:49,
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Boomer-lightning !
The invention of thunder . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:40,
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Fucking grand
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 3:35,
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Nicely done
:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:08,
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Mike Strutter on winter sports
NSFW
NSFW due to liberal use of language
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:18,
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Ooph! He fucked that up,
this guy's a fucking twat!
genius.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:20,
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so, a sports blooper reel with some unfunny sweary narration?
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iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:45,
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gah
that's the actor who played Dennis Pennis.
who was quite funny.
that however, was not.
Dear MTV, i'm writing to complain on behalf of your viewers who cannot write due to retardation.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 7:02,
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Haha....the Strutter is ace.
The "shut up" when the helicopter crashed made me lol.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:52,
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Jazz, basically.
Ronseal.
Not funny or interesting, just a quality 'accompaniment' to a joint at this late hour.
Apologies for lack of interesting, funny, corprophilic subject.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06,
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Well thats me utterly baked,
night night.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:17,
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thats pretty good akshly
I just wish the drummer would stop showing off.
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DaSchop gippie, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:39,
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Anyone fancy a 2GB Mp3 player.
I think it might depreciate fairly quickly.
Edit: Screenshot in case they notice their mistake.
www.b3tards.com/u/2c57a041fbac4ab710b6/smasung_snip.jpg
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41,
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£2.95 for shipping?!
That is a rip-off.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:44,
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Agreed.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:56,
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be quick there is only 5 left in stock
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49,
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I wouldn't buy from a seller using Comic Sans in their logo.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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i wouldnt accept a 2gb mp3 player for free!
2 gigabytes??? is this 1996?
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JonothanCainer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:23,
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Supermarket refuses to make personalised cake for a child named Adolf Hitler
Not said if they mind about his sister, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation.
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Cap'n, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:00,
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WTF?
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iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:05,
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who names their kid adolf hitler anyway?
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:45,
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Mrs Hitler?
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:53,
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Who else?
Holocaust deniers of course!
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:08,
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what parent puts a kid's full name on a birthday cake?
isn't this just confectionary trolling?
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You're kidding me., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:34,
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heh!
Love the comments at the bottom too.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:45,
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PARENTING FAIL
who wants a nice deed poll for their 18th
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:34,
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wouldn't do the sis's name either
and they're holocaust deniers. not a big surprise i guess.
www.lehighvalleylive.com/warren-county/index.ssf?/base/news-0/122923112231930.xml&coll=3
interesting link that, cheers.
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spacehog, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:17,
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Shooting Stars - Nigella Bites
NSFW
Seeing as she had a new tv show on tonight...here's the Shooting Stars version of Nigella :D
Possibly NSFW...depending on your bosses perversions.
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:40,
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I loved that show!!
Top stuff, I wish they would bring it back!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:30,
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Bring what back?
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:03,
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I don't know if 'swaggery' is a real word or not.
And other problems...
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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39,
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CaptionX
This was featured in the newsletter about a month ago, and it's a top game, and one which should appeal to many b3tans
i.e. 6 players, pic comes up, you have a minute to write a caption, and everyone votes on each others musings.
But it needs promoting again as it has far less players than it deserves.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:14,
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my problem with it
was you get the same images appearing a lot
well that, and it sucked my free time away
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:15,
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There's loads of new ones
And you can upload you own now.
And please support my addiction...
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:20,
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I'm on it!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:22,
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Yay!!!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:28,
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I am now addicted you bastard!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:34,
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but I am terrible as well.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:35,
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Oh you get into it real fast...
Trust me.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37,
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It's the lulliest game ever!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:36,
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Can you tell who I am?
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:37,
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S******* I guess?
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:40,
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\0/
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42,
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I'm shit at it!!
Still good though
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:38,
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:D
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42,
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How do you change your name, mine's is just the first half of my email!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:42,
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^this^
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:46,
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I don't think you can
Hence why I am montypr ;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:47,
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Ooooh I forgot about this
I shall go in there now and kill some time and be amused all in one go :)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:52,
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Woo! Cheshire FTW!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:01,
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I just spent over an hour on there
Very addictive. Who are you on there? I thought I spotted you but im not too sure.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05,
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Montypr.. opps ;)
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Monty Propps, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:15,
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wasnt you then
Was definitely a b3tard though.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:20,
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That might have been me
Somebody accused me of being Monty, but I presumed it was aimed at someone else at the time...
Anyway, it's currently occupied by a bunch of cockwhippets who object to swearing, sexual innuendo and Madeline McCann jokes. It definitely needs more people - and the option to switch games.
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psd eats stuff. Often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:10,
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I was the number one scorer for a while....
...but it was eating up too much valuable dissertation writing time so I haven't been on in a while.
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Lord of Balrogs, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:39,
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Fuck, that's addictive.
Dont be up all night playing this!! ;D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:47,
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Ah crap...
goes to bed.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:48,
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I'm on it!
My name is jizzyfish.
TELL ME I'M FUNNY.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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you're funny.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:00,
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Thank you.
Honestly, thank you.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:18,
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Michael Jordan Amazing Shots.
Pretty ridiculous how many shots he makes without even looking, while under pressure.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:10,
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woof woof
also, its that bloke from whose line is it anyway (US version obviously). not surprised he ended up on such a camp program :). pretty funny guy, he got some moves...
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JonothanCainer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:17,
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would
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:22,
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will
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largoembargo ???, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:39,
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has
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iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:06,
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I have
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badgerlikespeed, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:09,
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might
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Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:27,
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Could
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:55,
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Kent is a bit weird
Especially Sheppey. This is conclusively proved by the residents' choice of garden ornaments.
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:05,
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I'm about 20 mins away from Sheppey until the 9th
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:19,
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jeepers creepers batman.
i would have just given the old fella a moustache.
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JonothanCainer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:20,
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The Joose is loose
NSFW
I made this!
My friend got wasted on the malt liquor beverage Joose so I made a commercial for it. Quick boob flash so it's slightly not safe for work.
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Monkstar1, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:43,
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TV Tropes
I am fairly new, and sadly I was born without a complete knowledge of everything that has been posted on here (such was my parents poor DNA), so I ask you not to beat me to death with your cocks of glass if this has been posted every day since the dawn of time.
Anyway, this is a great site. Maybe even incredible. It makes me fear that it's some kind of blueprint for life and there's no such thing as freewill or an original idea.
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sadbearhandbook, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:37,
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that is a fantastic site
good find, i had not seen it before.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:01,
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great link
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:07,
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Man I love TV Tropes
My favourite is the disturbingly huge list of rape comedy in TV and movies.
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Cap'n, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:52,
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