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2 Geordies laughing at dumb kids. Could only be Wonky Donkey.
From an SMTV Live xmas special.
The last time morning TV was any good.
Part 2 (which is better) is here
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:50,
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I loved it when they properly unleashed on some unsuspecting kid
"IT'S GOT TO RHYME MAN!! ARE YOU STUPID??"
Classy stuff
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:47,
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The Coffee Line
NSFW
Illustration / animation about wizards and god
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largoembargo ???, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:47,
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2 tats one cup...
NSFW
www.flauntingit.com/pix/2008/05-2girls1cup.jpg
Only slightly NSFW... But joyous :)
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errrggghhhh should be doing something else, but what was it?!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:28,
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Cringeworthy Bowie
Love you Til Tuesday.
It's the laugh after the "hoping for a little romance" line that chugs the vomit up an inch or two.
(Bah! "Embedding disabled by request")
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ccc, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:14,
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Rock-a-bye kitteh
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:01,
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That's aces.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:20,
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get me, i recorded an album
I made this!

shameless, but looking for any feedback :) my band 'Alexis Blue' have recorded our debut album and called it 'Hypothetical Situations'. I recorded it all in bedrooms/kitchens/toilets/wherever would let us make a racket, and mixed it myself etc. So its not GLEAMING but i'm quite proud of the quality as it was my first attempt :) The following song is 'Passive/Aggressive' but if you want the whole album CLICKY HERE (zip)
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'Andeh', Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:27,
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i like.
its not bad at all. considering you recorded and mixed it yourself its pretty good. i reckon it sounds a bit like ash.
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hunterhunterhunter, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:49,
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Why congratumalations! That's rather spiffing
Checking out some of your other tracks even now. Quite good stuff! Well done there. :)
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:36,
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I likey
Nice work :)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:45,
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The zip file doesn't work for me.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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not my type of music...
but i envy your talent, ya cunt. The production on this is nice, for a first attempt, the audio quality is nice. The vocals are a bit lost in there, though. Hardest bit to get right?
I love the way musicians who were once doomed to never record can now get their shit together and internetify it. WOOT INTERNETS!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:39,
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Really good
go that kind of tight-trousers-little-hat-asymmetric haircut-indie thing going on, which I like.
Vocals are a little lost, but it's almost impossible to get them right, especially if you're recording in bathrooms and such, that's what studios are for. Pop-shields, decent condenser mic and a booth make the world of difference.
I would say though, get your drummer a click track or a metronome or something, he (or she) misses a few beats.
Good song and good production overall
*cleek*
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 21:56,
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really liked that
Not heard the whole album yet but that song was good. I'll echo the sentiments that the vocals needing sorting but other than that I thought it was pretty ace.
Have a click from me :)
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miamistu snagglery, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:31,
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woo
thanks guys :D yeh after listening through quite a few times to the finished project there are a few things were not happy with (mixing of vocals especially) but we learn from our mistakes :D i uploaded it about 5am on release day after pulling an all nighter trying to finish it :P
feedback is really appreciated :) not sure why the zip isnt working :S
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'Andeh', Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:31,
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Boy Weepies
All it takes for me to cry is a Dogs Trust advert.
Boys are a bit more Morgan Freeman/WW2 orientated as the following will prove.
GC said no
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:06,
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Lovely editing :D
Girls don't know what emotion is.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:10,
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tsk - try watching Steel Magnolias
- kills me everytime - it has the lethal Sally Field factor
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:16,
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I used to fancy her (WAY back like)
And I still cry like a girl at this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4WNTEcd6xkI
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21,
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not technically film-ic but i can't listen to this
- even if it has Tom Waits helping out
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=prA4MDX9T7Q
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37,
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Ooh!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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it's got a really sad story behind it
have a look on Wiki
Have something happy now
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Mus_KbQD0
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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Never heard that before
And I thought i'd heard everything Waits-related.
Reminded me of Robert Wyatt. This one gets me everytime:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B6T9qp9XbRY&feature=related
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:55,
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oooh i heard that the other day
been listening to old recordings of the Festive 50 - combo of John Peel's voice plus that had me wibbling a bit
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59,
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Come on, let it all out!
;)
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:00,
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*cries*
Although Free Willy made me laugh :(
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15,
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Utter bullshit.
The only scene where a man is allowed to blub is when Spock dies.
Not..that..I did or anything.
Oh, and ET's death.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:48,
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You're ruling out Yoda's death then?
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:50,
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Meh.
What's Yoda ever done for me?
Now if Chewie had a death scene..Niagra Falls.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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Got Luke out of the swamp
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3nXQpOEx_nM
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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lol
i allways love this
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:57,
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ha ha
Aceness, well done.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:16,
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i love this
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hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:12,
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Most Triumphant Dude!
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DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02,
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this wins youtube
/click!
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KnackerDwarf, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44,
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Yeaaaahhhh!
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:42,
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Rolf Harris versus this guy - who would win?
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:47,
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Theres only one way to find out....
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Stew and Dumplings, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:47,
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*glerk*
I think he rapes things.
Yeaaaaahhhhhh.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:48,
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Why do I now have an erection?
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:14,
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i just got a flashback of some kids programme
early 80s, had a guy on a little car with big chunky videos he put in a machine.
That's gonna really annoy me now...Chockablock perhaps?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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bric-a-brac(?)
?
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JonothanCainer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:54,
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definitely chockablock
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:40,
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hooray!
god i loved that as a nipper
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:12,
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London-Glasgow
Five minutes.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:22,
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That made me feel ill!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31,
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you should try something from the buffet cart...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:38,
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Slice of tea?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:53,
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*splurrgh*
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11,
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This goes really well with Get Innocuos.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:11,
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*waits for the Benny Hillifier version*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:13,
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I did consider trying that ;)
While you're here, do you like obscure documentaries?
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15,
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The more obscure the better :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:20,
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Good!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:22,
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did you catch the 'Roast yet?
or any BL?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:31,
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Been mad busy, things happening at the moment... and haven't had a chance yet
Mrs P is off over Xmas though so I'm planning a BL fest for the wasteland in between boxing day and New Years Eve ;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:36,
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huzzah! perfect
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37,
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Why would anyone want to go to glasgow?
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:21,
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Cracking night out
I speak from several experiences.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:23,
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^^this!
Some of the best curry houses in the country!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26,
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^^^^^^DOUBLE THIS
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:37,
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i would :)
sounds like fun!
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JonothanCainer, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:56,
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Cos it's not in England??
:p
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:59,
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We all have to make a trip to view our Scattish friends at least once
;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:04,
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Nice
I'm just amazed it wasn't pishing it down when they hit glasgow.
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ascorbate, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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This is great,
just not as great as it could have been if they'd chosen a less miserable day to film it on.
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Zuowan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:45,
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I recognised crewe-warrington-wigan-preston
Oh dear....
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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The Doghouse
I think I have been here many times.
In fact I may be there right now!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:03,
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Haha
We're always there to a degree ;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:13,
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Mr. YouTube Comments Poster
Bud Light Presents: Mr. YouTube Comments Poster.
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pissedoffauntie, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:25,
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what
the
fuck
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:39,
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Bud Light is a pretty good punishment
It's basically piss and ink.
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Cap'n, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:34,
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Cloverfield muppet parody
Ronseal
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bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:14,
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Hahaha!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:22,
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HAAAAAA
That would have made for a way better film!
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Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:26,
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Ha ha ha!!!
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:16,
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better than the original by miles
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:24,
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B3ta xmas game
I made this!
i made this for a bit of fun.
Hope you like it.
(I did post this earlier but apparentley it didnt work... sorry)
EDIT: Now working in IE
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:57,
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All going well
until I saw the Blessed one appear in top right.
For some reason his expression gave me the giggles and it all fell apart.
Top stuff!
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:09,
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Haha! Brilliant :D
IE doesn't like it, but Firefox laps it up.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:10,
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fuck
EDIT:FIXED
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:16,
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Yay!
And confirmed!
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:35,
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Hooray!
This was my problem too originally. Its ace, thanks :)
Oh and I apologise again for being a dick
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:31,
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Yay!
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DogHorse plop, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:12,
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Lovely...
until I got pwned by teh fear
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:25,
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who is the dude with
the red napkin?
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:10,
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Beattie!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:19,
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I didn't throw anything at Domo because he's fluffy.
That'll teach me :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:08,
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Yippee.
Well done
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:21,
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Ideal Christmas Present for anyone - Link to Amazon.co.uk
This is simply the best idea for anyone still not completed their Christmas shopping.
I particularly recommend looking at the reviews.
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daio, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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It was
in the newsletter.
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moogy boobles, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:26,
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Oh, dear...
Campain for immigrunts to speek Inglish. On faceboock.
Hamstertwats.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44,
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yeah,
just like the british in france and dubai and all over the world have all learnt .... oh hang on.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:47,
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Do you think it's ironic?
Sadly, I doubt it. After all, they have used the word "your" incorrectly.
Pillocks.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50,
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Oh dearie me.
One of my "friends" (read- bloke I sort of know from the pub) recently joined this one: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=28416340473#/group.php?gid=6047228942 "This is england,so speak fucking english!!!!"
it also has some brilliant spelling and grammar- not to mention the casual racism covering just about any predjudice you can come up with
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:52,
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I do love that the guy is so ashamed of his own english
that he "defends" himself twice.
What an arse.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:59,
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!
i get really annoyed when im at work and the majority of people there cant speak a word of english,and with todays culture for health and safety i really dont know how they get away with it.
I've got this lovely image of him gradually turning redder and redder every time that someone with a better education than he does a job he can't, better than he could, and for less money.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:03,
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"I've got this lovely image of him gradually turning redder and redder"
That's how I imagine Richard Littlejohn: hopefully one day he'll actually explode TO DEATH.
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:05,
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Hear hear
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:06,
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I find it hilarious
that one of the related groups is the satirical group "I Was Born In The Uk. So Why The Fuck Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants" which has more members in it being serious than people who understand it's a piss take.
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:54,
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Oh dear
No sense of irony there.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:53,
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om nom nom nom
I was just going to post this in the thread below, but then realised the om nominess was sufficient for its own thread.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:25,
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this is how /links should be!
fluff fluff and more fluff!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28,
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eeee!!
that's the winningest kitteh ever :-D
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
nom nom nom indeed!
I gave my cats some broccoli last night, a la newsletter link. They were NOT impressed.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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I wouldn't even try that.
The kick up a fuss when I serve then Felix Cod And Haddock FFS...
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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I did that too!
My kitty got very protective of it but refused to eat it.
All this despite him being a feline hoover and currently being on a diet...
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50,
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Mine sniffed it and poked it with their paws
then looked at me like i was a piece of shit and stalked out. All in all not a success. Then I felt guilty and gave them extra dinner.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:55,
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-Diagnosis-
: Normal cat
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:03,
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Kitty Cool Runnings
kitty is now languishing in box-hab.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:04,
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Yay! Update on carton cat!
The splayed rear legs do it for me.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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That cat is sooooooo cute
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09,
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Boxcat - queen of the internet!
I wonder what's going through her mind... This time I'm going to make it all the way through!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:10,
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I think she's watched too much Return Of The Jedi
And thinks she is Lando.
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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Hahaha!
To the maker of this video - if you're watching - fit your cat with a satellite array that she can knock off on her way through.
:D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13,
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Hahaha!
Christ, if I was handy with video FX I could do something with this ;)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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Story of my b3ta life...
;)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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tell!
could tag team it?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31,
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Oooh!
Give me a a short while and I'll gaz you :)
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Monty Propps, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33,
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I also have an idea
but not the wherewithal do do it, so you might hear from me too :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:42,
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Fact:
Japan is b3ta but with landmass.
Click.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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^This
Japan is a topsy-turvy place. It's also determined to destroy itself one way or another, but I digress.
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chart cat has an itch, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 3:00,
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I love the last one
It looks SOOOO annoyed that it didn't go sledging at the end. Sort of, "OI!! Did you hold onto my box??"
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 18:22,
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Is this real?
Is it?
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BamaSS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:01,
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Are those
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their heads?
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Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:13,
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fake no bridge
sorry, had to be said
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:07,
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Is this the new Lego Meme collection?
Probably the best lego since star wars lego...
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:55,
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Peter Serafinowicz - Xmas Special Preview
if you like birds of britain...
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tedriley74 says hello., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:45,
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Yay
I've been hoping this would be up soon.
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moogy boobles, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:52,
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jeeze
without the laughter track, that would be really funny. lord knows why they feel the need to add laughter tracks...
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hanrahan, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:07,
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that audience laughter...
really annoys me.
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mutated monty, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:09,
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