no need to post on /links as this has been on b3ta umpteen times before??
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)
"...the canvas print uses professional inks that can withstand exposure to smoke, spider webs, furniture polish and even prolonged contact with skin."
Lovely thought.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is the third or fourth time I've seen this linked to here now. Can we stop now? Pleeeease?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:06, Reply)
there is this really good SFW porn ad made by diesel, not sure if you have seen it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)
I'm sure I have a video of this hamster that turns round to the camera, it's fucking hilarious!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:21, Reply)
sooooo funny lol
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:25, Reply)
A U.S. Army infantryman is lowered into a Viet Cong tunnel to perform an underground search and destroy mission during the Vietnam War. These soldiers, known as tunnel rats, were equipped usually only with a handgun and flashlight, and besides enemy forces, faced booby traps and natural dangers such as snakes, scorpions, spiders and insects.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:40, Reply)
Tunnel rats were generally men of smaller stature and almost exclusively White or Hispanic soldiers and the majority of American Hispanics were Puerto Rican or Mexican-American.[1]
[1] Mangold, Tom & Penycate, John. The Tunnels of Cu Chi Presidio Press. (2005) ISBN 0-89141-869-5.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:02, Reply)
particularly the vietnam war, before posting pictures you obviously have no sense of context about!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:55, Reply)
I thought it was funny.
"Do you get to choose where you go to college, choose how fast you drive, or choose if it’s the right time to have a baby?
Remember, the easiest way to ensure your paternal rights is to never become a parent so it doesn’t matter at all. We can help! Lifesaver can help you take back the choice that should have never been taken from you to begin with!
Don’t let your life be destroyed by the selfishness of some dumb broad. Protect your rights now and order today!"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)
All in forrin but easy enough to understand.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)
very bizarre advert but made me chuckle :-)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)
without mentioning the source! Damnit!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, Reply)
Seriously though, I think by the time it reaches those guys so many people are trying to take credit for it that they don't stand a chance in hell of knowing who made it
which is sad
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:45, Reply)
because people have said "There's loads of great ones on b3ta" in the comments.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)
Was all properly credited.
(*shoe incident)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:51, Reply)
Stuff from links & board is always in there!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:16, Reply)
www.boingboing.net/2008/12/16/iraqi-shoetosser-guy.html
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:15, Reply)
Top Gear's James May Flirts with a couple girls
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:09, Reply)
But also very sad. As it sounds very much like something I'd say and do.
With just *that much* charisma.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)
is on my list of men I really shouldn't fancy but do.
Top gear blokes are rated in this order: Hammond- hell yes. May- mmmmm, perhaps. Clarkson- I'd rather die.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:28, Reply)
that I am slowly turning into James May (without the cars and shit hair)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:40, Reply)
Timelapse of the journey on the West Coast mainline. How I dream of a time when this is actually possible :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:07, Reply)
Hope it's not GC,checked through popular anyway..
Most of the animals seem to lack self consciousness, or don't comprehend the reflective mirror. Save for the duck, who appears apathetic regarding the whole ordeal. His boredom peeks 2 minutes in, and he decides to spice things up.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:57, Reply)
the duck is not self aware he is attacking another male (mallard) duck as far as he is concerned
this music is, if not actually jean michel jarre then very much ripped off
this is beautiful, cruel and hypnotic
bit like meself
ai!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)
how they all congregate towards the middle, then its like a massive animal explosion when they move around =D
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:17, Reply)
watching it my head can't get around the idea that there are only 1 or 2 of each animal.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:23, Reply)
Thats fantastic! The budgies really make it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:59, Reply)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk
without hte tin foil and cutting edge hair, obviously
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:08, Reply)
now that'd be a laugh.
I once saw a goose try and attack itself in the reflection of a car, it went total fucking batshit goose crazy.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)
"The UK currently has a homicide rate equivalent to the mid-Victorian period."
Shame you cant right-click, add new :(
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:50, Reply)
then a friend of mine said - "I can't watch it due to the canned laughter!"
Now it's spoilt it for me, as I never noticed it before!
Don't you hate that? :(
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A shrine to Nora Batty, fully furnished, as only Nora would approve.
All Bookings Taken For December 2008 50% Discount
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:40, Reply)
That site has been up for ages!
Long B4 she kicked it..
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:28, Reply)
The lovely yorkshire village of Holmfirth is where they film LOTSW. The whole place is speckled with gift shops and cafes themed around the show.
I have un-fond memories of being taken there several times by my parents and being a very bored 9 year old.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)
Unfortunately it doesn't speed up your videos, but the song certainly gives everything a comical edge.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)
why hasn't this been psoted before?
wHY?
oh why hasn't it been posted every day since last friday!?
:0)
it is ace though
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:41, Reply)
A nice little scene from a peter liechti movie. It involves flying chairs.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:02, Reply)
may have been posted already, I haven't checked.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:25, Reply)
Im just pleased I dont ever use ie.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:06, Reply)
Microsoft would *never* tell you to use another browser, not in a million years. And how on earth could complete control be invoked through port 80? It can't afaik, this smells rather odd even if it is on the national news sites.
Edit: It seems that even though the security flaw is real (on Microsofts site 15th december), the whole situation has been warped by the media as usual. Microsoft didn't say to use another browser, they said that you could "say" that, but other browsers have security issues too.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This looks amazing.
Trailer for a film about Nazis on the moon.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:52, Reply)
www.wreckamovie.com
Internet collaboration on movie making which is where this film is being made.
Mental!
/edit. It's on the popular page - near the bottom.....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:34, Reply)
bookmarked.. facinating concept, but im sure the conspiracy theorists will pick it apart.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:38, Reply)
Hell, Most of them will think it's a documnetary!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)
*and Dekionplexis*
Actually, it's a bit sane for Dekion...
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(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:37, Reply)
I see what you did there. You posted a statement that looks like hyperbole for comic effect. But it's actually true and a cunning double-bluff, because you need the information to be public so that you can gloat over us puny
Denying it will only prove me right.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:47, Reply)
for all the arguments that abounded, he did put a little colour into b3ta at times, sometimes vibrant, sometimes a little off-colour' to the general mood :)
And his newer images in the last couple of months or so before he left were chuffin' ace. More of his humour would have been nice.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:00, Reply)
..& got abducted by aliens.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
completely. and er, hyperbole? isnt that part of a triangle? ;)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:42, Reply)
Getting there in flying saucers I can believe.
An internal combustion engine on the moon I can believe.
BUT THEY WERE DRIVING ON THE LEFT! THAT'D NEVER HAPPEN. Therefore I think that this film may be fictional. And a bit silly.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:53, Reply)
We ALL know that the Nazis live under the sea somewhere - just off Bournemouth, I believe...
They sent me a very damp postcard in august.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:18, Reply)
P1: If the film is real and not silly, then they would be driving on the right side of the road.
P2: They are driving on the left side of the road.
C1: This film may be fictional, and a bit silly.
C2: Silliness and fictionality are defined by which side of the road you are driving on.
P3: Cars drive on the left in Britain.
C3: Britain may be fictional, and a bit silly.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:22, Reply)
I like to think in terms of premises and conclusions.
EDIT: Oh, by the way, I'm British but I live in what Sarah Palin would call "Fake" America.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:34, Reply)
Fake America is anywhere that never votes Republican.
I live in California.
Something like what Jon Stewart says here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bxr-rcCuUU
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:06, Reply)
of a great answer to a question on reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/794bl/how_do_you_end_your_proofs/c0609c3
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:58, Reply)
still, it's very odd.
hard to know if it would be incredibly shit or incredibly good.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:07, Reply)
I've read quite a bit about the alledged nazi ufo program and seen some very odd photos of german flying saucers, it's an intriguing concept so should make a cool film.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:21, Reply)
If I had to pick a colour I associate with batshit mentalists, the background of that webpage would be it!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:58, Reply)
"A friend of mine from Canada [who I haven't heard from in months] speaks of an underground facility somewhere in Nevada [near Paradox, according to Val Valerian, or so the woman who was taken there told him. I could not find a Paradox Nevada... I found a Paradise Nevada and a Paradox Colorado, so perhaps there is some confusion here], a facility which serves as a terminal between the surface and 'alien' caverns deep below. This base is allegedly jointly occupied by poltergeist-like semi-transparent beings, Dracos, Sirians and several German Nazis. "
as teh guy said, just wow
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)

The GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD condensed down to the easy-to-understand language of today's youth, and told even betterer with hardly any BLASPHEMY at all. Starring Jeremy Beadle.
Receptionist: Welcome to Bethlehem Travel Inn, how can we help you?
J.Carpenter: Here's three nails, put me up for the night
Receptionist: LOL, that's an Easter joke, sir
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:47, Reply)
The "Here's three nails, put me up for the night" made me do an inappropriate office LOL.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)
George Bush's DOG decorates the WHITE HOUSE. Worst acting ever by the Bush family...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:42, Reply)
I don't understand why this was made. But the gymnast girl is super lovely. Oh, that'll do as a reason.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:50, Reply)
"thank you for the wonderful privilege of being able to starve america these last 8 years"?
it sounded like that to me
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)
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