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This is a link post Pictures of walls.
Website with galleries of graffiti. Some are quite funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Love stuff like that
Like pearing into peoples minds,

This is my fav

www.picturesofwalls.com/Index.asp?Album=1&Offset=97
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Some really good ones there
Would be a great source of tshirt slogans.

Though some are a bit hippy 'down with the man' style.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me do a lol
all over myself :

www.picturesofwalls.com/Index.asp?Album=6&Offset=193
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody brilliant that
Im surprised there hasnt been many comments. Hearty click from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post tis good I only watched it because of your comment

(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So did I...
fucking brilliant that! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was excellent indeed!
Great little film.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fan-flippin'-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that
The Robert Lindsay? Doing a good impression of Donald Pleasance narrating that seventies public safety broadcast about not swimming in flooded quarries or you'd DIE!!!
 (Benzyl, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post good sfuff
for some reason I thought it got better as it went on. i blame beer and skepticism
 (jones, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 1:37, Reply)
This is a link post Abortion donuts
it's political correctness gone mad!
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck's sake...
How can we cull these people without more stupid people thinking that we were the ones in the wrong?!

: D
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahaha!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
This really is frivolous complaint-making at it's worst. If you are pro-life, why not just try constructing reasoned arguments? Even a pro-choice supporter would concede that there are many convincing arguments against abortion. But instead they make ludicrous claims like this.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post and they miss out on free donuts.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post more 'witholding donutty pleasure to please your invisible friend'

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds a bit like a demotivation poster:
"Every time you buy a donut God kills a kid"
 (Haz, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Every time you kill a kid, God buys you a donut"
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That cunt owes me about 15 doughnuts then!!

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha. twats.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post do they come with a free Chicken foetus?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if they are only going to give them
free to costumers it won't be very many, will it?

lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm...
...abortions... I mean doughnuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly didn't see their in-store display.
It was a diorama constructed out of filled doughnuts, ring donuts and eclairs, that showed Obama simultaneously eating a jammy unborn foetus and anally penetrating Rick Warren.
 (Cap'n, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post lol,
this is clearly subliminal tactics for culling the population of America.

THEN WE CAN ATTACK!!!!!

*readies UFOs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Blackjack - A slide show that details what would happen if a nuke hit London.
Lovely bit of scaremongering from the Telegraph.

This is under the 'Culture' section and the artist is apparently anonymous.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you call it scaremongering?
I can't see what you are taking issue with I thought it was alright.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was extremely interesting

(PaulGadd -, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post some top shoppage
on image 12
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't battersea already look like that?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post right...
I'm off to play Fallout 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Fall out 3 looks much worse than those pics! I it looks like man kind has stopped wiping his/her own arse in that game. Saying that, the slow motion shooting peoples heads off is great fun! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Somtimes it takes a forward look to see back to now and again !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post The power of dreams.
One of the best shorts I've ever seen in my life. Sorry if GC.
(KnackerDwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post what a load of wank

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a neato what now right
!!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Is It Going To Rain Today? I made this!
Uhm so... they asked for this in the newsletter and it sounded like a good idea :)

Seems to work, but I have literally spent 10 minutes knocking this up and it's probably all sorts of broken.
 (I helped save b3ta! jon4009, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post computer says...
Fatal error: Call to a member function getAttribute() on a non-object in /home/rain/php/weather.php on line 14

Edit: Don't you just hate it when your Call to a member function getAttribute() on a non-object in /home/rain/php/weather.php on line 14 happens! :(((


I'm using IE btw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I put some error handling in...
what message do you get now?
 (I helped save b3ta! jon4009, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
Could not find your location (Bestplaceintheworld, United Kingdom) in the weather database!


Edit: It said Seaford really ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah! seaford is not the best place in the world!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post lol!
:(((((((

Unfortunately I'll have to agree with you there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Now Saltdean on the other hand....

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!!
Saltdean? That's even worse than Peacehaven. I doubt you could even cycle to a shop to buy energy saving bulbs in Saltdean it's that under developed ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine says Sunbury
when in actual fact, I'm in Sale near Manchester.

: (
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's close though!
They both begin with 'S'
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It got it 25% right

...which is better than Michael Fish I suppose.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine here
Top work
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post works here...
except it said it rained and it didn't :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
It knows where I live!!!

EDIT: Any chance of an RSS?
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post do you live in milton keynes?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nein.
Plymouth.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Your wish...
is my command.
RSS link at the bottom.
 (I helped save b3ta! jon4009, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one :D
where's it pulling the weather data from?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It worked for me
But I'm in Glasgow, so it could just be a screenshot of the word 'Yes' and I would still think it works!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Manchester is a yes.
What a surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post great!
can you do a wind-speed one? then I'll know when to fly a kite.
 (augsav, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Punishment fits the crime...
A cracking bit of Mexican law enforcement and why not?!

Could work well over here...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Graffiti is fun!
Although the little nippers shouldn't complain about being painted when caught!

(tags suck tho)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper Graffiti is all kinds of brill!
Where I lived in Bristol was a hotbed of activity for some serious graffiti talent.

I'm in two minds about it though. You're right tagging is shit but it's where a lot of graf artists cut their teeth. Also, whilst 'proper' graffiti is brilliant, I think it can also be inappropriate if done in the wrong place (on a church for example or on a nice stone wall as opposed to a painted wall)

also, congrats on becoming a Dad! Get plenty of sleep in now - you'll never sleep again!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ I totally agree!
I used to write myself a few years back, a lot of my art is influenced by it! I even tagged for a bit when I first started but soon grew out of that. I'd never have painted a church or not on someone's house either! (unless they asked me to!)



*thanks! sleeps! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post I just love how his shoe comes off.
Legend.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *sharp intake of breath*

Ouch.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh!
I bet his bollocks ended up in his rib cage, that looks painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhahhahha
"walk it off son, walk it off"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah
I bet it just feels like a slight tap. You're all wimps.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOFFF!
*crosses legs*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Found Objects
a delightful gallery of crap picked up at car boot sales or bins - this is my favourite and i may write to them to ask if i can have it....


 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post urrrgh
www.misterkitty.org/extras/foundobjects/foundobjects8.html

this one is particularly nasty also, but not as nasty as the website design lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a dog with teats on there too....
..which is batery operated.

*shudder*
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god I LOVE this!
I might start collecting this sort of stuff. I'm sure mr t0ria would love it.

I actually used to have one of these:

www.misterkitty.org/extras/foundobjects/foundobjects11.html
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I had on of those!!
and the wooden phone on wheels!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Penguin gets Knighted
I'm sure all this is just make-work for posh people. Got to keep them busy somehow.

Apologies if GC, but search turns up nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I had two thoughts when I saw this:
1) Aww, he's lovely - i can haz?!

2) Wouldn't a penguin make an awesome Christmas Roast?! I mean. look at the size of it. I bet he's tasty too.

Nom Nom Nom...
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:56, Reply)
This is a link post Adam and Eve
A banned advert, apparently - but made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
why that's funny.

....
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post In the words of Alan Partridge..
God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve....
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Homosceptic!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Cant post this on the main board but should be a comp entry
And how does the GoateeSaver work?

Allow Bonge to demonstrate by putting the bit between his teeth.

He’s bet his dreams on this device, which you hold onto with your mouth, adjust to preference and shave around with confidence. It’s a demonstration he’s willing to give over and over and over.
 (I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How very Dragons Den of you !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post what a great idea!
like a progression from the 'bowl cut' system!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I remember this!

www.goateesaver.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that dudes face is shopped
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I was about to see a
Goatse screensaver!
 (KnackerDwarf, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post at first ^this too!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just let you know where I am?
I didn't like the presentation. I don't like the product. And I don't like you. I'm out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, I'm Deborah Meaden,
I think this invention is pointless and solves a problem that isn't there, I can shave my beard without the need for one of those. So I'm out too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I call GC
www.b3ta.com/links/213632

I'm just annoyed that beards get a mention. I can't grow a bear. I end up looking like Catweasel! :(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't grow a bear, you say?
What kind of a man are you?
On a more serious note, why would anyone want one of those mini-non-beards? They make everyone look like a shifty twat. It does not help that everyone I've ever known with one is a shifty twat, of course...
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting
I like where he's so excited, he confuses the sun with the moon.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1yaJnsN5o
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you
George Lim ?

What is the point of this video ?
Will I ever regain that lost half minute ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, none, and no.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting! sometimes it gets dark here at 5 as well...
I am going to oil the chain on my bike this weekend. If I get time I might pop into town to get some energy saving bulbs. Interesting eh! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I'm drinking a glass of water at the moment, and later on, I'm having a shower as I went to have my hair cut earlier.

:-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am reading your post
and now I am replying to it telling you what I am doing!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And I just read your post
And now I'm replying!
Coooooooooooooooooooooooool.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post oh joy!
I feel we have so much in common.
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You win!
The award for the worlds most boring sentence. Seriously dude! Add some drama in there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pssst!
It was meant to be boring ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oops!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I've posted up some shit in my time
But this is a crying waste and shame of internet space
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "waste of time and internet space"
"time and internet space"
Time.....Internet Space
Okay, two fails here
One: time. You are on b3ta because your research leads you here, or are you here for the very act which you are scorning?

Two: Internet space....hmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post I Am A Sexy EP I made this!
We've got 3 new tunes, Tygörz songs! And they are SEXY! I'm giving away mp3s as free downloads at the mo as our digital distributor went bust, so here they are.

I Am A Sexy Man sees Klaus strutting his virile Germanic stuff for the ladies, leaving us in no doubt as to how he has managed to amass the rumoured twelve million nine hundred and seventeen thousand four hundred and twenty three notches on his much-battered bed-post.

www.rathergood.com/music/i_am_a_sexy_man.mp3

Van Full Of Anvils is a pounding Rock classic, heavy metal at its finest, in the classic mould. It is quite literally driving, literally heavy, and literally metal.

www.rathergood.com/music/van_full_of_anvils.mp3

Manbeaver is a terrifying journey into the horrific world of a half-man half-beaver monster OF DOOM! You will be terrified. Absolutely terrified.

www.rathergood.com/music/manbeaver.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Das ist supergeil!
I shall be humming that at friends.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yays!
I'm not sure what the German is for Yay. Das Yay probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post fine work indeed :D

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou kindly!
ROCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post We are all rocking out to Van Full Of Anvils
\nn/
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally Rock Out!
YEAH!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oh super fantastiche!
Ich liebe gern Tygörz!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Tygorz liebe you right back
HARD
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post you were definitely channelling Dio on that EP.
Songs aren't any good unless there's wind and wizards and chalices of fury....
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Councillors 'Coxy and Evans'
(Reeves and Mortimer Service Post)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Vic Reeves is a king among men.

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shoe horn!
Thanks for this gem of comic genius. And indeed yes a comb is for combing your hair..
 (Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Uri Gellar? What - the bender?

I don't know is he?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Ewan and Thingy Episode 4 of 9 Bitten I made this!
In which Thingy run into some serious trouble getting bitten.
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the magenta cocks in the opening titles :)
did you do these for tv?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're the first person
to notice that they are in fact cocks (with japs eye and all). Nice one.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
the subtleties of good comedy.

I spent ages working out a good acronym to title a youtube vid. It took ages before anyone even noticed it was there. Not that it was good comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely love these.
(might want to consider spacing out your links a little though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I know I've been waiting for so long
to show them o people I got a bit over excited. sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You should make up a website
and put them on there, in the same way that Joel Veitch does at rathergood.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post These things are fooking class.....
......I luuuuuurve them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post cooool

(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post See you on tv!
Well written stuff.
Click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Big Face....
These are of high quality....Are you doing these for fun, or are you a proper comedian what does stuff on stages and makes money and things off it, like?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I am an unknown comedian and video bloke who can direct and edit
I make a humble living doing this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post The Cat Came Back
Classic cartoon. I haven't seen in years!!
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this!
and it's still awesome!!
 (I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS
FOR F**KING YEARS!!! I was genuinely convinced that I had actually imagined it.

Thankyou.

You have restored my sanity.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Have had this tune popping into my head clear as day for years and only a vague recollection of its source.

I too was thinking I'd made it up or corrupted a similar cartoon, but I'm so glad to see it's real!
 (I helped save b3ta! b3tamax-doovde Using recordable media since, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 2:05, Reply)
This is a link post Ewan and Thingy Episode 3 of 9 - Indigenous Species (High Pitchted Brummies) I made this!
Here is another episode of the Ewan and Thingy where they meet actual working class people. I like this one cos its mates of mine from Lichfield (the midlands) taking the piss out of themselves. I'll put ep 4 up and then 1 to five are up. Tell me what you think please.
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.
Doodlaiy
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post These are absolutely brilliant :D

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks folks
I'm a bit proud of them to be honest (or smug)
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewan impersonation is cock on!
Bravo sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post BBC on Gaza
Reloaded
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
what a rubbish wig.
 (my name is really Janet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on a minute
you posted this same video two days ago.

www.b3ta.com/links/267205
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm doubly offended

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I know, but I posted the youtube link and it has since been taken off youtube. this is the new location of it
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you get how it works here.
We like to look at, and discuss, funny or unusual links that people find on the internet.

It appears from what you've just said, that you are looking for a board where you can disseminate your new favourite video.

Care to tell us why it's so good that we should watch it twice even?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ what he said

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Because the BBC are biased.
Which they are, a little bit, though it's interesting to note that the people who make this observation (China, Right-wing American blogs, The Daily Mail, now Israeli TV apparently) could be said to have "slight" biases too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
i posted the new link after it was taken down from youtube so those who didnt watch it yet could watch it. i know how b3ta works and the irony in this vid makes it funny enough for this site, IMO. it's not my fault most of the people here know fuck all about the issue (precisely due to the BBC bias) and yet talk about it as if they know everything
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true, it isn't funny
and neither is the war, so it seems of very bad taste.
 (augsav, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You see, I don't think you get the ACTUAL irony of this video
It's not that BBC distorts their reporting (a point I may even agree with you, in a limited sense). I can get that you are angry that such reportage may show Israel as being a callous, uncaring country.

The real irony of the piece is that people are broadcasting comedy in Israel, where there is a parody of a Palestinian woman suffering. You are then presenting this on an internet comedy board, with the intention of alleviating the "callous, uncaring" view. Ironic, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
exactly
 (augsav, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what he said
I would not like to enter into an argument with you sir. Your skills are masterful
 (Cosmic Gypo SometimesyouhavetoBitetheDog, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, well made

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Another Israeli with an agenda

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Yes, what is it, 1000 civilians killed now?
Massive fail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes, because all of the casualties are civillians..
my god, all these comments here just prove how right this video is. try looking at both sides of the issue for once.
oh btw, does anyone here remember the suicide bombings in london in 2005? anyone?
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying that none of the casualities are civilians?

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
no, but im not saying all of them are civillians either, which is what he said
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post PEOPLE see that word PEOPLE
well 1000 of em are now dead. I think their status or occupation is a moot point.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post More than 8,600 Rockets Fired by Hamas since 2001
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7818022.stm
 (largoembargo ???, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, not me
I remember the ones in 2005 though.

And I also remember that wars are mostly waged by people with blinkered, entrenched agendas.

Such as those apologists for Israeli/Palestinian/whoever terrorist atrocities because "the other side started it".

Other people being a bunch of complete cunts does not excuse complete cuntery on anyone else's behalf. Duh.

/vent
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I remember them
Lots of people got blown up by nutters iirc?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 2005.
I actually know a girl who was killed in that.
The guys who did it were both idiots and absolute shits.
But we didn't invade Bradfield and blow it up afterwards in retaliation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
did you get rockets shot at you daily for 8 years from bradfield?
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you?
I mean actually shot at you and not just into your country?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes. my family lives in sderot and has been suffering this for a long time. their house was destroyed by a rocket and had to be reconstructed, and they cant really go out into the street because they always need to be close to a shelter
 (Vinegar, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post good
then you will know how palestinians are living, and realise that this video isn't funny.
 (augsav, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I get it now....
Fuck off.....

I feel bad for your family but, fuck off.

The best thing for us to do (see the Northern Irish bloke below) is be pro Israel AND pro Palestinian AND pro peace.

Kindly shove this video up your arse and go and find a Palestinian and make a point of shaking his hand rather than making it worse.

/phew
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up in Northern Ireland
so I know how killing can lead to doubt and fear within a community. I also know how that leads to suspicion, division and revenge.

In order to properly stop a conflict, someone has to grow up. It isn't enough to say "well they did.." to justify what you will do next. That's what feeds the cylce of violence, because they'll retaliate on your retaliation, which you'll retaliate on, and they'll.....

To stop the conflict requires an unnerving amount of self awareness and self sacrifice. It requires taking responsibility for your own actions. It requires talking with your enemies, and perhaps changing that in yourself which makes them an enemy. You also have to forgive people, and ultimately, work with, and support them.

Unfortunately, in my experience, there is no other way to do it. And no other way of engaging a conflict offers the high ground.

There simply is no justification for killing people. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not saying there is. I have some good friends who are Palestinians.
 (Vinegar, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post see that button that says ignore? just below your username.
*click
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hark I can hear the sound of A FUCKING AXE BEING GROUND
Now kindly cock off
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post unfunny cunt

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't normally go in for being rude to people on the interwebs
But kindly take your unfunny propaganda and shove it up your poo chute.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Umm...
Whingey self-centredness is generally not appreciated around here.

I've read the QOTW post on your profile and you're obviously nothing more than a common thief. A criminal if you will. Twat.

*rolls eyes* Talk about making enemies...
*ignores*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Young Conservative expelled for dressing up as Madeleine McCann
Pure comedy gold.

Well done that bloke.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post your title alone made me nearly choke on my food
edit: original title made me choke
 (augsav, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say to the Tories "Lighten The Fuck Up"
but it is a bit dubious doing it when you're a politician.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not an MP
... just some tory boy hooray. A twunt, but an insignificant one
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Duly noted - have edited title to reflect this.
n/t
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's always struck me as weird
that in 30/40 years' time, we'll have a leader whos entire life history is on facebook for all to see
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean facebook will survive
the nuclear war?

its the online version of a cockroach.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
A nice observation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post In a similar vein
Timothy Leary thought the generation that grew up in the 1960s becoming politicians / decision makers would have an ameliorating effect on legislation.

It hasn't happened yet, but there's some interesting reading here: Neuropolitique (pdf).
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say it's had a real effect,
just not the one he was expecting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reassuring to know
That despite the best efforts of 'Dave' Cameron; the Young Conservatives remain arrogant, odious little shits.

(Back in the Thatcher years, they were calling for the execution of Nelson Mandela, fact fans.)
 (simon shitting mason, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A tory punched his girlfriend at a cross part social here
I didn't see it, but they are a strange bunch
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The only damage here was done by the journo who told the parents.
Still, it's a young tory, so he's got it coming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)

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