Dj Lumpy Grates His Tits
I made this!
Back in the day, I used to make bootleg type mashup type things.
Follow the link to find the greatest hits (as voted by nobody in particular).
Oh, and some of 'em are reet daft too
18 tracks, 1 zip, all 320 kbps mp3
01 Stylish Rolf (Radio Edit) - Orbital vs Rolf Harris
02 Do What You Wanna (Slowly) - Kylie vs Ramsay Lewis
03 Crazy Watusi - Beyonce vs Quantic
04 Gay Jerk - Electric 6 vs The Capitols
05 Snappacabra - Snap vs Imani Coppola
06 Flat Sandman - Mr Oizo vs The Chordelles
07 Snooker Break - Chas n Dave vs Cirrus
08 Higher State Of Timekeeping - Coldplay vs Josh Wink
09 Squeaks And Bleeps And Money - The Plump Djs vs The Flying Lizards
10 Lazy Coconuts - Xpress 2 vs Junior Senior (DFA Mix)
11 Ignored Milkshake - Kelis vs T Raumschiere
12 Spazztrophonia - T99 vs Ian Dury
13 Higher State Of Waterfall - Atlantic Ocean vs Josh Wink
14 Starship Nothing - Fatboy Slim vs C J Bolland
15 Planet Claire Has Empty Skies - Kosheen vs The B52's
16 Caravan Of Acid - Aphrodite vs The Housemartins
17 Primate Enemy Number One - Public Enemy vs Dee-Lite vs Quantic
18 Jack Lemon - Lemon Jelly vs John Cougar Mellencamp
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:15, Reply)
6 hrs to downlaod
hmmm
*EDIT* 15 minutes now
*edit2* oo i like that, very good.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Oh dear seems like verizon need some help.
basically they dont recognise the difference between .002 cents and 00.2 dollars
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:14, Reply)
Oh god!!
"Well, it's just a difference of opinion"
World's fucked.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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I wonder if their argument would work the other way around.
No sir, your bill for $320 is actuall just 320¢.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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Razorlight Spoof by Thomas Nelstrop
Razorlight are a bunch of annoying curmudgens...this helps me feel better when theyrile me up !!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Dr Who - Manga stylee
Alas not one of mine, and passed on via the tried and trusted method of the mate of a mate, but this is just corking.
The makin of, plus some of the end result of, Dr Who, manga style.
John Pertwee was a bit tasty, it would seem...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09, Reply)
wow!
that looks fookin ace!!
i do hope it turns into a full film, it would be excellent
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
The idea is ace
The kung fu shit is fucking awful
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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[that's looks a bit good!
I like how they've used the original voice acting. First Dalek is from Genesis ;) ]
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)
That is simply awesome
A great way to bring new life the the old episodes. Put me down for a DVD. The BBC should license this NOW!
And that's not kung fu, it's venusian aikido...
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:40, Reply)
This would be a great way to bring back the episodes lost to time aside from their vocal track.
I could quite easily watch episodes of this.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 22:58,
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Honestly
It *looks* cool, but the animation, specially the subtle movements (I mean, when they are not kicking each other's arses) are kinda poorly done, mostly by decreasing the frame rate to make them look slow.
The fighting sequence, on other hand, looks quite slick (looks like the fram reate increased there as well). I think that some of the work put on the fighting moves could be realocated to other areas.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:14, Reply)
i was impressed
as this is all the work of just one lad in Sheffield
as he says on the page
'It's drawn frame by frame in Photoshop and animated in Gif Movie Gear, then edited together in Sony Vegas.'
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 7:36, Reply)
Smoke weed? Your nuts will go green & fall off
and that's science. 70- 100% extra risk, albeit in ONE study, so it's poor science. Probably caused by the extra friction running to the Texaco garage to get Pringles at 4am when you should be asleep.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:35, Reply)
may I be the first to say
"what a load of bollocks" :)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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Oh, god.
I'm linking this to my stoner friend. Haha
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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I have 2 friends who have had this
Both of them were heavy smokers for a long time. Im just waiting for mine to fall off :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:23,
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Funky physics puzzle game
The instructions are pretty crappy, so lemme explain...
You can click to remove any block. On each level, you have to get the things with faces on to come to a complete stop on top of coloured blocks (not grey ones).
For quick removal, click and hold on one block then sweep the mouse over other blocks to remove lots at once.
You can use A/D or the left/right arrows keys to move the facey-ball things left or right.
If any facey-ball thing comes to a stop underneath the red line, you lose.
To complete each level, you have to have the facey things at rest, and have removed X amount of blocks (the amount needed is in the upper right corner)
Strangely addictive.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:54,
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That games site is shit
pop-ups, pop-unders, ads that interrupt your game... :/
heres a better link for the same game:
www.kongregate.com/games/logosogol/dui
edit: yea, good game tho :p
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:18,
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Shouldn't the opposite of pop-ups
Be called pop-downs? And if they are called pop-unders, why aren't pop-ups called pop-overs?
/pedant
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Mine had girls in
were they pop-tarts?
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:40,
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Kongregate is a load of shite
since they dropped crap all over my facebook profile without asking me.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:31,
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I shouldn't have to
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:12,
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The nicked one of my images for their adverts as well
the cheeky bastards.
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magnum, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:09,
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*hugs firefox and adblock plus*
I didn't get a single pop-up or pup-under. The web is so much nicer when it's not full of adverts.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:38,
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Me either. I wondered what mr.dogshit was on about at first.
/huggles adblock
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:41,
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well
i have firefox/adblock too, but its kinda irrelevant on that site.
The ads are flash based and "pop-up" over the actual game, as i remember it happened to me after playing for about 15-20 mins - it caused firefox to crash for me once (using a 2.3ghz core2duo btw, so its not like i have a crappy comp)... and adblock/firefox's built in popup blocker cant do shit about flash pop-ups as the popup scripts are contained within the flash itself (as opposed to html or java popups.)
And as for the kongregate/facebook issues - serves you right for using a spastic site like facebook in the first place :p, ads are the least of your worries there - facebook (set up by a marketing company, ala myspace, who were forced to diversify after the california anti spam laws came into effect... as thats how they used to make their money) selling all your details to the highest bidder probably is.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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little secret for social network sites
and any sites that ask for info before letting you do stuff.
1) have a seperate email account to register to them so all the spam goes there.
2) fill in most detaisl with "No" ie
No No
0 No Street
No Town No
N0 00N
is my "I don;t trust this site" details
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 8:55,
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Wonderful waste of 20 mins.
Thanks!
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:40,
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How the blithering hell
do you get past level 9?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 0:44,
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A disturbing combination of Christianity and Clowns
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:47,
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Terrific, thanks
I don't give a tinker's cuss for all the religious pieties, but the chap standing on the big blue ball is the Reverend Roly Bain, who used to be the vicar at that church.
He was also on my year at circus school, waaaaay back in the day.
Small world ...
Big feet!
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)
Furballs - my webcomic
I made this!
I finally finished the web page that will host the comics I have been posting on /board lately. There's not many on there now, but there will be eventually. Probably around the time I buy a large quantity of speed from the local urchins.
Suggestions, critiques, and general "you're a useless git" replies welcome.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:48,
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I like
although I detest the use of jpegs where you can see it's a jpeg.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:06, Reply)
aye it is annoying,
but the filesize difference was too large to be bothered about some artifacting.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:29,
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Haha loving the Fallout 3 one.
Good work.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:15,
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If I knew the WatchTower would be this funny I'd have taken the free copies
And stored them in the loft with my Viz collection.
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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:17,
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JEHOVA JEHOVA JEHOVA!!
I read a copy once when I was off my head. It made me laugh uncontrolably. But then having said that I was drooling with laughter staring at the carpet.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:26,
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When Archangel Michael lifted his sword
at the start,
did anyone else shout 'I have the power of greyskull!'?
Or was it just me?
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This looks a bit like a shit episode of Scooby Doo...
The plot's about as shaky
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:35,
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hahah
now that's what you call vindictive. Jesus sure is a cunt.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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Worst excuse ever for taking time off work
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:39,
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Worst photoshopped hat ever
www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Woman-cyclist-in-sex-attack.4959468.jp
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:53,
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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Viral?
Who the hell bleeps their own home movies?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:29,
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Indeed.. though I think if that happened to me
I wouldn't be swearing, ide be howling like a supersized mutant cow being slowly fed into a particularly blunt mincing machine..
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Jorvic, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:21,
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TVCC burning down as we speak
This is quite sad...I worked on this building and now it seems some wayward Beijing fireworks are sending it to the big metroplolis in the sky.
Also, it kind of looks like a scene from Cloverfield.
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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JET FUEL BURNS AT 1300 DEGREES
Steel melts at 2000.
IT WAS THE GOVERNMENT
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:21,
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for a new building that's very burny
i think you probably shouldn't have built it out of matches.
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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:26,
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it's still in construction
so there's no sprinkler system to speak of. Although building regs recommend putting them in during construction asap, so I think someone may be getting sued in the near future...
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:28,
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All you need is Batman stood in front and you've got a DVD cover there.
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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:53,
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What does it look like
when its not on fire?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:51,
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Christ, it's only when they pan down to show the people you realise the scale of it
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magnum, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:56,
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*Wow*
He's on YouTube too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jxqP-W0_r8
Winnie The Ghoul
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieNYe7XJDcc
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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His entire youtube channel is worth watching
*click*
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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oh dear oh dear oh dear...
good spot.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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Bubble Spinner
A ridiculously addictive game
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:29,
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nice, but its too short
try friv.com
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:53,
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Aww lookit dah big bear wid da shitty botty
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13,
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he was obviously doing a parody
of that chick shitting in the hot tub
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:19,
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It's actually based upon a (fairly) serious article about laws of physics
If you google "Demon Theory of Friction" you'll find a few pages that quote from it (it's funny, I promise). Basically, if you are prepared to make a "scientific" theory even though the central premise is complete bollocks, you can always make it fit observational data by adding detail, but still keeping the central premise. (eg Intelligent Design these days, but it was written in 1960)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:14,
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The Chemical Wartet perform Hallelujah
I made this!
While Cohen and Buckley undeniably performed iconic versions of this song, The Chemical Wartet have finally unleashed its full potential as a work of musical genius. This is the definitive cover version, and the one which will stand the test of time.
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crab_bloke), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:47,
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ha ha ha Hells teeth
You look like the musical support act for an autoerotic asphyxiation appreciation night.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:51,
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Hahaha.... sublime
And I love the way you're recognisable through the clear plastic by way of the stripey shirt :)
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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 14:56,
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thankyou
just because you're prepared for a nuclear, biological or chemical attack, does NOT mean you should let your standards of dress slip.
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crab_bloke), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:01,
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See, this was the problem with the characters in When The Wind Blows
Cardigans are crap compared to Anoraks when it comes to nuclear fallout.
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Monty Propps, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:08,
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starts off confusing - then frightening - then at the end comes together in a magnificent crecendo of greatness
come to edinburgh and busk on the royal mile.
The tourists will love it/look on slightly confused. You'll make POUNDS!!
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:06,
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what an excellent plan
actually i think we will work this up into a live show. that's the plan
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crab_bloke), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:07,
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along with some more of your music it would be awesomeness.
although I insist upon you touring the north. Its cold and bleak up here and we need cheering up.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:10,
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This ^
Come to Manky-chester!
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:16,
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wickedness...
i've been seeing these bits and bobs what you do and they're great...
the darkness round your eyes makes me worry your not getting enough sleep though...
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tickle I was away, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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haha! excellent as per usual!!
highfives!!
*clicks*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:46,
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That's what it was missing...
Couldn't put my finger on it. Turns out all the X Factor version needed to not be a stinking pile of tripe was a ukulele.
Maybe some talent too.
Either way, I must clicky this numerous times, even if I know such multiple offences are futile.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:19, Reply)
That's ace
And very odd - I have just this second put down a ukulele having learnt my very first song on it, which was Hallelujah. Although I didn't have a gasmask on which makes me feel fairly amateurish.
Good work sir
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 20:34, Reply)
thankyou kindly
good call on the uke. it is a wonderful instrument is it not
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crab_bloke), Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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CURLIK!!!
Even if I am sure I have had nightmares almost exactly like this.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 1:17,
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