hahaha!
Lots of win there.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:05,
Reply)
Jobs v Gates
A bit of TOAP....
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:12,
Reply)
Haha
whenever my 3 year old nephew comes to ours he always wants to watch 'that cowboy game'
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:42,
Reply)
hurrah
for fire-engines
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:45,
Reply)
Very nice
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:04,
Reply)
It's a nice story... BUT...
everytime a parent lets their child play an adult game, it's fuel to those who want to see adult games taken away completely.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:32,
Reply)
Don't let the morons have their way
The illogical and stupid arguments they use to try and ban games will be their undoing.
Child was supervised, end of story.
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Hellzapoppin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:10,
Reply)
Problem is....
the video game industry has an image problem.
It's still not acceopted as mainstream entertainment. Until it is, there is always the danger there will be a clampdown.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:22,
Reply)
The change will come when the 80s
generation are old. Then everyone alive will have only known a life with video games. I reckon then they might be accepted.
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:09,
Reply)
Oh man..
They are in our houses watching us?
Pffft, silliness, with supervision GTA:SA is fine,
I used to let my 5 year old play, he simply wasn't allowed to do missions.
Suited him, he just wanted to tank around the map in a car or plane.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:54, Reply)
My latest Napkinville comic: "Leprechaun Pete."
I made this!
Napkin courtesy of Well Coffee (Shanghai, China).
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:22, Reply)
For Pete's sake . . . you sure do get around !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:26,
Reply)
David Thorne does it again
Trying to help find a colleague's lost cat.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I dont want to ruin it, but the part where he makes the 'well known tv program' poster made me guffaw
Even although I knew from the previous mail that's what was coming
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:29,
Reply)
That bit got a lol
As did the hat
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:18,
Reply)
This made me laugh, but...
...I can't help thinking that it's completely made up.
Or, is that the point?
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:03,
Reply)
Made up or not, I just don't care
the man's a genius and make me laugh every time (I even shelled out for his book). I'd love to meet one of his real clients and ask what it it's like to work with him.
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nameleft has bought a new telescope, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:12,
Reply)
^ this...
very much this.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:13,
Reply)
made me laugh
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:05,
Reply)
I nearly choked on a sarnie while reading this
real or not I laffed like hell.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 11:06,
Reply)
funny, until i realised it was fake
then it just seemed a tad self absorbed :/
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 16:21,
Reply)
The Category winners for Shed of the Year 2010 include a pirate shed, a Scottish pub and a knitting shed
I made this!
I know that the Ginger fuhrer is after a posh garden office (lined with kitten fur)
but I think he should get one like these our category winners for Shed of the year 2010, which is your favourite
Amongst the other great sheds we have some standout ones like
this Pirate shed
And this Pub shed
or this funky weaving shed
Now it's up to the judges,including Sheddies favourite Sarah Beeny and some people you may not know to pick the winner who gets £1000
anyway join us during Shed Week which starts from the 5th of july to find out which shed won over at readersheds.co.uk
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unclewilco, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:54,
Reply)
awwww pants
doesnt look like our shed stands a chance :(
we needed the monies to get it fixed too
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Bob
you can "Share your Shed" for Shed of the year 2011 in August some time, once Iam back from my hols...
then it's up to the Public vote in may 2011, so if the b3tans like it it may get to the final?
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unclewilco, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:15,
Reply)
OOOoooohh
I shall keep abreast (snigger) of whats going on then
thanks for the heads up!
i think ours was 'plot 34' in the unique catagory btw. i also LOVE readers sheds like all good shed geeks
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Best shed I've seen
Inspired by the palace at Versaille.
www.ilovesheds.com/index.php?/projects/my-shed/
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littlefish I like cheese, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:21,
Reply)
yes
hes a pro shed designer (artist)so has not entered his sheds which is shame
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unclewilco, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:25,
Reply)
link to his designs?
link to any vacancies they might have?*
*dream job/made redundent as of today blog
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:45, Reply)
The Scottish pub
is simply outstanding.
I need this.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:47,
Reply)
my favorite shed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgCDcobtZHs
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:03,
Reply)
I never got round to finishing mine
although I plastered it added a Irish flat screen and a dorma to put my fridge in to save space. btw are you uncle wilco whom I follow on twitter?
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:52, Reply)
The Guardian live blog on the tennis
Bored now.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:46,
Reply)
I didn't read it all
But the guy clearly started losing his mind a few hours in and progressivly got worse. Especially when he decided that they must be zombies.
And how's things matey?
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:46,
Reply)
Mustn't grumble
Biding my time to payday on fri, where I will likely be buying a PS3. I may disappear for some time :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:16,
Reply)
cool stuff
No such expenditure fun for me, I'm broke until the next century.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:32,
Reply)
I'm only flush this month as my company underpaid me last month, and I went to Primavera which was amazing/expensive
Been a long month!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:46,
Reply)
this is epic reporting
I hope the Zombies are ok for tomorrow
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:14,
Reply)
surely
they can just decide the match with rock-paper-scissors after the 20th set.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:43, Reply)
I read some of it at the time
but he really really loses it towards the end!
Poor chap. Hope his angel comes
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nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 2:59,
Reply)
Ha ha ha, It's like reading the blog of someone slipping gently into a mental breakdown
great reporting.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:22,
Reply)
SimonSwears for iPhone
I made this!
It's the teenies version of the noughties tribute to the eighties classic! (I just wish I could have found a way to incorporate the nineties. Never mind - let it be the lost decade.)
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diyjoe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:43,
Reply)
Bale Out - VIDEO REMIX - FUCK
NSFW
FUCK
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:40,
Reply)
gets a click.
but maybe add an NSFW?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:54,
Reply)
German man makes stunningly good General Grievous costume
One doin the rounds on all the internet magazines right now and I can't see it on popular or below, you guys seen this yet? Damn impressive when it moves! (skip to 1:11 for that)
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..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:27,
Reply)
I'll give him five pounds to make me one too
Looks amazing!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:32,
Reply)
It bloody does!
I thought possibly it could have been improved had the guy actually been between the red and brown layers of the cloak rather than in front wearing red, but otherwise can't fault it! The head is a really clever solution, I wonder how he sees!?
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..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:40,
Reply)
His eye level
is just below the collar.
Needs more sanding IMO but other than that, excellent.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:48, Reply)
DAS IST AMAZING!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:21,
Reply)
Very impressive.
German nerd has skillz.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:10,
Reply)
wow that's bloody fantanstick! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:09,
Reply)
I followed beckyletters' link below, and it led me to this.
Chipmunks and Star Wars.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:12,
Reply)
Hahaha!
It looks so happy to see the Ewoks!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:18,
Reply)
Stop Motherf****r!!! - (NSFW)
NSFW
Sci-fi comedy animated short about a race to the last petrol station on
Mars. NSFW for animated naughty bits.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:11, Reply)
Tee hee! Very nice!
I see us stereotypical brits have big dicks! *sips earl grey*
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..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:37,
Reply)
Ceddybu and his Moobs
I think I've got a semi and shit, dawg!
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Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:51,
Reply)
His left boob is significantly bigger than his right
but it's ok, he maintains his balance by having a bigger left belly overhang than his right belly overhang, thus ensuring that his spine remains straight.
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:05,
Reply)
I think he was on What's Happening
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1jQc9YAH1Y
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:07,
Reply)
He needs 2 bras.
One for his moobs.
One for his bellyboobs.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:16,
Reply)
Well, I heard some Swa
but the rest was
edit: I pushed return with my drunken finger. None of it makes sense, and neither does the fat bloke's language.
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:27,
Reply)
I got about half of it
It goes something like this:
Saniflow ... two-tone my ass-face ... you know, yeah dumb shit .. Jesus pees around my neck ... nugget ... yeah we still got the Saxon dick ... high lemon over state of boomerang sumo fresh air cheesy wieners ... dog shit, fuck with it
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revolution now 👊, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:52,
Reply)
I properly laughed at that
Cheers!
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:55,
Reply)
what will get him first?
Drive by, heart attack, or death by stoopid?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:39,
Reply)
probably all 3
at the same time. We can only hope.
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underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:47,
Reply)
Wow.
Got the translation nailed down chaps...
I think he says....
'Saniflow, the motherfuckin' rap sumo, you tool my spade,here that say 'nigga say that he gone be getting icey,you know?Yeah,dumb shit,I make let down dey chalk cheese jesus piece around my neck protect me from my haters, who be hatin'.Donkey roll, call me anything whip bro...nugget...yeah we still got the stacks on dat, I mean... See more you know that just how it go. Where my dog dentist white man or a fox, wipe me down, he know what I'm talking about but urrr you know? Dumb shit man,high lemon over state of boomerang sumo fresh air cheesy wieners dawg, yes, that's how we ride. But how you gonna let me know?Dog shit,Fuck with it'
What a captivating young man.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:23, Reply)
A dog chasing a laser pointer attached to its collar
Ron's Eel and genius!
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..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:37,
Reply)
looks like almost as much fun
as tying a bit of newspaper around my sister's cat's tail. He was spinning so fast I was expecting a gravity well to open.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:43,
Reply)
I wonder how long it would take for the poor little guy
to realise that chasing that this is futile.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:51,
Reply)
I tried this with my pet fly
the wanker flew off! wearing tiny handcuffs.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:00,
Reply)
That's a Cat (or a Fake)!
A dog would never do that, etc, etc
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Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:04,
Reply)
The gayness issue does beg the question of olfactory capacity.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:42,
Reply)
that's a cat in a dog suit :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:12,
Reply)
the last one is amusing
the hulk has never been in a timba tan moovay
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:37,
Reply)
tsk,
he really should comb his hair once in a while.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:55,
Reply)
Even though he plays for scummy shitsea,
Terry's a legend. Last time I saw him dive in like that he got kicked in the face and knocked out. Nice to see he's still committed/stupid enough to put himself on the line.
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:45,
Reply)
Current stats for England WC wins for exclusive games since 1982: ITV 1 in 10. BBC 8 in 11.
Good job BBC ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:11,
Reply)
Trinidad & Tobago (0-0 until 82 minutes then 2 late goals)
I've been harping on about this before the WC but so far it's continued to form.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:49,
Reply)
Damn, I missed it
Too busy watching Wimbledon on BBC2,
while eating strawberries and cream
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Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:15,
Reply)
I think that match on at the moment
is going to last the whole fortnight!
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nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:26,
Reply)
There's a nice comment on the BBC commentary site at the moment...
"Is there any theoretical limit or could this actually go on forever? It could ruin this Wimbledon. And the following ones!"
:)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:16,
Reply)
I just wish the Wimbledon crowd would start throwing plastic chairs around...
and maybe flashing their stanley knives
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Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:06,
Reply)
Everyone in our office who were watching it on the 60" screen (cheers boss)
pissed ourselves at this replay!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:32,
Reply)
The Best Dinosaur
NSFW for some sweariness about dinosaurs.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:14,
Reply)
Yes yes yes!
Dinosaur rage! I found it funny in places, not hilariously so overall but BRILLIANT and correct. Destroy Dinosaur fallacy wheresoe'er it be!
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:24,
Reply)
agreed
just not good for laptop listening
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:01,
Reply)
He's pretty good...
..but the American audience FORCING themselves to laugh is incredibly grating.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:53,
Reply)
Stegosaurus having a brain that controlled it's tail was disproven long ago.
What scientists thought was a small brain in his back side is now believed to have been a swollen gland for thermal regulation.
Not that I would be uber geeky over this stuff though...
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:50, Reply)
I agree
there were a number of flaws in his over the top American style. I have to admit that I've had a very similar routine with my mates. It's not very original considering how easy Jurassic Park is to rip.
The very first I remember as a child, immediately upon hearing of the movie was that the T-rex didn't even fucking exist during the Jurassic period.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:12,
Reply)
The best dinosaur is this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectopus
for obvious reasons.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:36,
Reply)
Best named has to be..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukuiraptor
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nocturne72, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:52,
Reply)
"We already spent 3 minutes on Raptors..."
But at least you can up with a specific beast.
I liked that a lot!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:47,
Reply)
Some Taxi driver told me to do this...
I am making a comment here because I internet know Dan.
...Um...he is great...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:36,
Reply)
Who would name their cat speedo?
This is what comes to mind
lh6.ggpht.com/_JZ4_7f7GLoc/Susp8Qx5FHI/AAAAAAAAAe0/7uWWr3DnQ0c/11731116_a84e3c56dc.jpg
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:17,
Reply)
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