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This is a link post New York Post headline for yesterday
After the hilarious "USA Win 1-1", they've come up with another gem.

(Yes, it's real.)
 (__, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - I like 'Today in pictures'
Tits! Boom! Football Soccer!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry
I keep trying to find the funny thing you want us to see but my eyes keeping being drawn to the right side of the page for some reason...
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Gravity.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Central park tragedy :(
Don't laugh at dead babies Friz :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
they seem to have a better sense of humour than the british tabloids
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They really don't care, America always wins the SuperBowl.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Who wouldn't want to win a superb owl?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post and the 'World' Series

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And they seem to always win the "war" as well...

(ClungePlunger I drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and a greater sense of reality too

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post well, they have a point.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
if only the tabloids had the same positive spin
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But there was a perfectly valid reason for "USA beats England 1-1"
as a headline, as they were quoting their own historic sports headlines from another match (American football, natch) where the expected victors had been held to a draw instead of having an easy win.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard_Beats_Yale_29-29
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks turn their hand to Hip-Hop
Oh god....oh god....oh god....

How have I managed to escape this until now?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks like its from the Dragnet days...
I have to watch that now DAMN YOU :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably...
...by never watching Dragnet's end credits? Or rather listening to the "music" that plays over them.
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Course it was
D'oh...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This video wasn't played over the credits though...was it?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No, indeed not...
...this video is an abomination which was totally distinct from the abomination of the film itself.

I do love both of them though, you got a clicky from me :D
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
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Oh god....oh god....oh god....
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Hanks
sounds like Ad Rock.
 (MyFakeName, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post This is a colleague of mine getting on the wrong end of a car jack.
Thank heavens the lens took the impact...
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Terriblé Momento!

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post no es bueno!
That car jack really hates journalists
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was actually expecting someone to take the car from the driver by force.
Different kind of car-jack...
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Colon LOL

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a dodgem

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post dodgem car racing would be fantastic

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post lucky the pit guy let go!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that would be a proper benny hill moment
with him scooting round the track on his heels still holding on tight! hahah
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Video Technology Confirms England Are Very Bad At Football
why oh why couldn't it have ended 5-1? would've been much more amusing.
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Though it was a pretty good result anyway - England were outclassed by a proper football team, and the yobs get a controversial decision to debate endlessly while they sob into their horrid gassy lager.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post Nicolas Cage wants cake NSFW
Nic Cage wants his chocolate cake. Somewhat mental, but well animated tale about Nic Cage and the last piece of chocolate cake.

Not really NSFW, but has an animated bikini-clad lady-person jiggling around. So if your boss is a closet homosexual angrily repressing all forms of heterosexuality, you should probably skip it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Swine!
We have ways of making you regreting reposting something that was in the newsletter the other week!

Still barmy and good though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
I read t'newsletter every week, must have missed it. Ah well. C'est la vie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post well I'm pretty darn sure
I even made a reference to me being a /link nazi.

Definetly been on popular page, Pretty sure it was in a newsletter this month.

*Edit. I was wrong. Just checked the last couple of newsletters. Word searched cake and nothing popped it. It must of been a lie.

(disclaimer, "cake" did pop up, just not in reference to the vid, I just wanted to use a Portal reference)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post the cake was fallacious!

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post :p

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post River Antoine Royal Grenadian Rum. So strong ice sinks in it.
Pretty much ronseal.

Sorry about crappy link but there really isn;t much that info out there.

All I could find was:

1) It's the only rum where ice sinks in it.
2) They make it using 18th centuary techniques (and buildings)
3) The strenght varies between 140-180% proof.
4) It's too flamable to be allowed on planes, you have to get slightly different version.
5) I can't find anywhere to buy it in the UK.
6) I want some
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 140-180%?
How does that work? I always thought that that measure was out of 100 - you know, it being a percentage and all.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Degrees proof are different to percentage alcohol.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they use 200 year old methods to make the rum
as quoted in the link: "This varies though from year to year depending on how much rain has fallen on the sugar cane from which the rum is made, some years it can get up to 86% volume / 180% proof if it’s been dry."
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post According to my science
86% ABV = 86 * 1.75 = 151 proof.
 (Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Navy Strength gin
It's called Navy Strength, because it has to be high enough proof so that it won't comprimise the gunpowder if it gets knocked over on a ship. Nom Nom Nom
 (Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post AT-AT puppy
Awww I want one
 (bluehamster, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post popular page
sorry.

Nice link though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a link post Flairs - Truckers Delight NSFW
8 Bit goodness.

Tagged nsfw. Sozzers!
(1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
Even if it is cartoons
 (Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Peas and something to do with sunday lunch,. .. .
. . . but its still cracking
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post indeedy
surprised kitten if ever there was one, never tire of this bonkers animation

bathtub
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post On the general theme of chickens and turkeys

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Races

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The team will be home in time to watch themselves win the World Cup.
Which is nice.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This smells a bit fake to me

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This is a normal post Yes, Kim Jong-il isn't up front where he normally plays.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry mate.

Fake translation.

The North Koreans were actually permitted to watch the whole game live. For once.

Yes, they lost. But they were proud. (Fuck it, we couldn't beat sodding Germany.)
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a matter of not being able to beat sodding Germany
England were shit all tournament. And if anyone expected them to do well off the back of the victory over Slovenia they were deluded.

It took only one game against good opposition to embarrass England and lay out all the faults for all to see.

As my mate put it, down the pub: A fitting end to our world cup, today's result is the icing on a cake of shit
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not expert at the football game,
but i reckon these footballers spend too much time selling sunglasses and making tv commercials than learning to play the game properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
i should have read that first before posting all that drivel below.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it was a great game
They (North Korea) were severely outclassed but the fought really welland played their best. It was one of the best games in the world cup.

England. They need to learn how to play together. They seem to have completely forgotton. Also Rooney needs to go back to beginners football school and redo the "how to kick a ball" class.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
its just like a spoof or something

I wonder how nicely made the fake world cup they 'win' will be?

Will the next match be made with body doubles and digital manipulation, like that bit in the Running man? Jesse 'the body' ventura as striker!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Doodle God
sweet little game about putting elements together to make things. The more elements found, the more things that can be created
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh. That's frustrating.
I made glass, metal, sand... and then gave up.
What am I doing wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like you aren't doing anything wrong!
Unless you are playing the game with your pants round your ankles...
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, of course I am.
How else does one repeatedly bang the keyboard with one's semi-turgid penis?
Is there any other way to play computer games?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post not to my knowledge
I'm glad I'm not the only one
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a little lighbulb that you can click that gives you hints every few minutes
Try that if you aren't getting anywhere
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I know- just seen that.
Bit too late, as my cock is red-raw & each subsequent thwack is causing it to splatter blood across my laptop screen.
Which is making it even more tricky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post only semi-turgid?
You're just not using the web to it's full potential!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No, deliberately staying half-mast.
I don't want to get kicked out the library.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post very engaging the music doesnt bug me either

(I helped save b3ta! hyperspacial puggling, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah
I forgot about this. Found it a couple of days ago and spent ages trying to get beyond wizards and whales. Then forgot to post it here, d'oh. Time for round 2.

edit: aww, you can't combine sex with corpses. I want my necrophilia element, dammit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post corpse go well with zombies.
if you;re into that sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the combo's don't really make sense
I've been playing for a while though, stupid addictive games :-/
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post some are great.
Dragon + Human = Dragon + Blood
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally
I did it...
And all I got was an ad for their next game and the iPhone version...
 (Wespel fried french., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that was such a load of bollocks
just a marketing tool for above & beyond.

The bunch of media sellout whores that they are, they even endorsed dj hero! very fucking sad imo, and I used to like them but after they released that cringe worthy track on global warming I cant help but hate them now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming that you're thinking that this is a Viral?
If you click on the link, you should find that this actor/comedian is just showcasing some of his work.
In that Adam Buxton kind of way
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't yell it too loud
Or they'll destroy the living computer we're living in because it has finally found what it was built for.
 (Wespel fried french., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post nice but it doesn't makes sense.
Anyways I have a sneeking suspicion that Marvin managed to calculate the question and asked to of Arthur in one of the books.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post input meme
made me chuckle anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! hyperspacial puggling, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha,
that works because of the "1337%" bit.

otherwise, it's: pi X 13.37 = 42.003093778495535598245542034447 (to 30 decimal places).

This is the first time maths has taken the wonder out of something for me ;)
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post Elderly Chap dancing to Poker Face
RONSEAL
This old gent has been taking his Sanatogen
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a link post Itty Bitty Kitty World Cup 2010
Needs more vuvuzela, and they shouldn't have left Maru on the bench.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post aww yay!
and a better defence than England's
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Price Tag Fails
Made me smirk. But then I am very immature.
 (Funt, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Anal Fantasy FTW!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Original Flavour
lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Nicholas Cage sucks the corporate wang in Japan.

Deary dear.

How the mighty fall.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate Nicolas Cage...
but raising arizona is one of my favorite films. Go figure.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's great
the remake of the wickerman is one of my favourite comedy films
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry but I thought that was brilliant!
Could he BE any more stereotypically merkin!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post st ives haircut I made this!
head rape
(nukezone Dowlanator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's just be honest here
He was begging for it
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have done his eyebrows too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post lolstudents.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post oh mah gaad, Turkey... Pillowy mounds of mashed Poh-tay-toes

(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Beautifully understated
 (Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous!
i love the way he says mashed potatoes
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post EPIC

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)

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