How the Triumph Rocket 3 motorcycle is made.
Interesting stuff, didn't know they had to use yaks butter.
Last listed here in 2007, so deserves another outing.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Not like the jap bikes
Jap bikes are more of a judge dredd style moulding of the best so called parts. This is excellent britishness. How i wish i could afford one of those. I still remember a friend who used to leave the pub and not tell most people he had a turbocharged one of these with open pipes. The mop came out pretty quickly afer that clearing up the spilt beer.
Triumph Rocks
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)
great
it might have been me who posted this in the first place
i showed this one to my dad, he loved it
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 0:55,
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All dads should love it.
Hopefully someone else will re-post at an appropriate time interval as well.
Triumph are still one of the better bikes, I shall keep wishing.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Misplaced pride:
I did some of the illustrations for the handbook. Every time I see one I think: yay!
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Ball Boyz II Men
I made this!
Metro gave a music vid I made a little plug today. The video is aimed, really, at Sue Barker who I'd quite like to go steady with. If you have her number, please can I have it.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Well done you!
I don't have her number sorry. I hear she still pines after Cliff. But best of British to you Pig Face!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 21:09,
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Oh well, Andy's out so he'll be back on the buckfast tonight.
And we won't be seeing scenes like this again...
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Monty Propps, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:39,
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I'm hypotised
*replay, second service*
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:02,
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I remember seeing this live at the time
At first I went 'Hahahahaha' at the big guy, closely followed by 'unzip' at the girl :D
Also, ya racist basturt!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:17,
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How much of Tony Blair 's time is your salary worth?
How much after-dinner Blair can you buy with your annual salary?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:01,
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How much does it cost to fit someone with an artificial limb?
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Monty Propps, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:53,
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less than 10 minutes
they can do it quicker than changing a wheel on a car these days!
1. Remove surplus limb to make stump
2. Attach bolts
3. Choose artificial limb, NHS beige for white people and mahogany brown for anyone else
4. Screw on limb
5. Jobs a good'n'
that'll be £2.99 please!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:11,
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If I needed a prosthetic arm I'd rather have a robotic-looking one.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:42,
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Bring me number arm No.6, cobber!
[Edit: damn you non-editable Subject box! hah.]
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Bring me number typing finger No.8, Dr.Z!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 21:01,
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for teh sexy effect?
Nothing like getting a hand job from a robot! cwoooorrr!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 22:03,
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OCD
Woman who constantly has to wash her hands. Only posted it because of the wonderful tash at 00:46
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Work shy lay-a-bout...
Build a bridge and get over it!
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Darklord, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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I would have replied sooner, but I had to switch the light on and off before typing each letter
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:54,
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Yeah, work gives you a meaning.
*tosses eyes*
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:04,
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I love the way the daughter's makeup matches the mother's.
Transference?
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:27,
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Good Tash!
*falls in love*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:59,
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genius
Nice appearance of Carl Winslow in the middle, too.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:56,
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It's good
and I like it
but the "rapper" has the speech affect of a deaf person.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:04,
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Hahaha!
Wouldn't say no to a bit of Bruce though.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:13,
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Killer Tortoise
Sorry for the Double POst
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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:16,
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I sense
Killer turtle ideas whirling around your head right now :D
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:39,
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must be the turtles mating season,
they crave protein during those times i think.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)
Would have worked better with Jaws music
Or failing that, the 'One foot in the grave' theme tune.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:55,
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*jaw drops*
Uh? Eugh!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:56,
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Was it wrong to laugh?
clicky for funnies.
Pigeons disgust me, ever since I had a school friend who kept them and proudly showed me his favourite one, that promptly filled his hands with shite. Nasty...
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 2:09,
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dont think this is a one off...
looks like the reporter has put food down for the birds.
(, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Design your own stamps (UK)
Last posted 27/11/08 so repost is in order.
Unfortunetly they keep the right to veto and refund any "offensive, obscene or indecent" designs.
But then again, that just makes it even more challenging.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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This is mine:
It depicts a burning umbrella placed beneath Terry Nutkins, who is in a state of panic as a steam train is coming out of his arsehole.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
hahahaah
winrar
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:08,
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I made this one, took ages.
www.b3tards.com/u/13f3131814ded24947ac/pii.jpg
bugger used wrong pic, this one is the one I made.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Weird Al SHREDS!!!
I had no idea he was so good.
In other news
www.onlive.com/signup/
(USA only, boooooooo)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:18,
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hahaha
love it
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:06,
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*holds up bic . . . sets fire*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 20:34,
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Now there is no need to learn to spell
Just learn how to miss out the right amount of letters in order to SAVE TIME.
This is designated as one of the top 5 most innovative things coming out of scotland at the moment according to "thepitch"
folio14.com/the-pitch-scotland/
This makes me a little sad.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:18,
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Yay!
let's all type and speak as if we've had a fucking lobotomy
sry i mnt
ltz al typ n spk az if wef + a fkn lbtmy
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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fk me it rly duz sv tme!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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brilliant
now teachers cna translate pupils work!
*edit now I just need one translate my typing
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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you must be American!
:D (heres a clue... country + name = fail)
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 17:46,
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You've heard of Morrisons
but not South America?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 19:52,
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Drive By Abuser!
"Sitting on the internet looking at YouTube Videos Yeah? Good luck with that, Yeah? Now FUCK OFF!" : )
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Darklord, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:15,
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I fucking love modern toss
Going to go to the exhibition next week:
www.moderntoss.com/2010/06/east-end-felt-tip-shit-house.html
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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Our very own Ben Wheatly directs the live action stuff for this doesn't he?
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Jorvic, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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I went last night
Brought a fridge magnet with 'getting a snack from the fridge, yeah?' on it.
It was really busy, and the creators were there doing scribbly portraits. I wasnt gonna give them a fiver or a tenner to do something that isnt as good as cockweasles stuff though.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 22:02,
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I've been watching them all after you posted the Artist one.
It passed me by when it was on C4.
Loving the golf one: where'd you get that jumper from? eh? Not saying? Good luck to ya, cos I wouldn't 'ave the fuckin' nerve. :D:D:D
Might go to the exhibition.
edit: just noticed he jumps the red at the end. Tsk.
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spesh., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 22:46,
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scary....
*puts down crack pipe*
*pick up needle*
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:23,
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Dr who must do crack and his mate the Master skulls out like a b3tard.
Timelord junkies
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Two things
1. That's guys head turned massive.
2. Crack IS very moreish.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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Two further things
1.Notice how his jawbone and teeth are in his neck (like a duck- I think)
2. Aphex at LED? Ooooh you lucky barstool :D
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Hey kidz!
Want to know what the Internet was like all those years ago at the beginning?
Well install this add-on to Firefox and fill your fucking boots!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Does it turn b3ta green?
web.archive.org/web/20010723123310/http://www.b3ta.com/
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 18:52,
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Public Opinion Survey
I work for a University doing brain imaging research, but my salary is paid by an organisation called Sinapse. As MRI is now being increasingly used, rightly or wrongly, in areas like law and marketing, they want to find out what the general public (i.e. people not involved in imaging) think about what is going on. As people on here usually aren't short of an opinion on most things I thought some of you might be interested.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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what part of law is MRI used in?
Is the Thought Police a reality now?
Edit: on page 3 I think the option should read "People believing they know what you think" rather than "People knowing what you think". Unless you're certain that scans can tell people what you think (which is different to how you feel).
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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It's already being used as a form of lie-detection in some places, the US and India are 2 that I know of. Some researchers have claimed to be able to distinguish between real and 'fake' memories. I'm not going to get drawn on the debate as it's the field I work in. The point of the survey is to see what the general public think because, as you rightly say, there is more than a hint of Thought Police about some of the proposals that are being aired at the moment.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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There you go.
Was very tempted to go for the "tin-foil hat" approach (gov'mint will implant thoughts in my head etc etc) but was honest instead.
*regrets*
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:47,
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I was disapointed by not getting a brain scan once
I had just been diagnosed with ADHD and they asked me if I would have a scan so my brain could be added to a study.
Slightly worried the doctor with my positive yay! and then I never heard anything about it again :(
Done survey. Some questions tempted me to be silly (what worries you about brain scans?: They'll give me superpowers without telling me)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:57,
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I don't know why your doctor was slightly worried. A lot of our psychology students are so excited at getting their brains scanned they cant stay still long enough for us to actually do it.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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My doctor told me that mine was the most enthusiastic answer she had recieved
Maybe I shouldn't of held her hands and jumped up and down and the couch.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:22,
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I know someone at the Mawdsley
who's job is to study brain imaging and links to mental health disorders. Sounds like extremely complicated stuff. Survey done.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Can I do the survey?
I'm a final year psychology phd student, so I've been exposed to a lot of imaging information but it doesn't fall into my area of research. Do I still count as the public for this?
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Anyone can do the survey. Sinapse have sent it round all their staff and asked us to post it to as many places as we like. If they didn't send it to you then you count as the public.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:17,
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Done then :)
My brain's been on T.V. There wasn't a box for me to say that though :(
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Done
I work for a legal* publisher (previously worked for MORI* too, what strange intersection) and in our library at the publishers, there's an hilarious 'Professional’ title you may like to glance at: Buy-ology (sic) Lindstrum, Martin. I read it back in November after curiosity got the better of me whilst looking for Civil Procedure Rules.
It's worth a glance for some hilaaaarious background. The self-aggrandising author is basically a marketing twonk (see Bill Hicks) who thinks MRI is some kind of panacea or a means of substantiating his miserable work.
P.S. I may have been misled by Q3. P4. As I only clicked one radio button seeing them as potentially mutually exclusive options. Is that right or wrong of me?
*Not an expert in either field, just stating the facts.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Ha ha ha. I have seen that book, but never read it. Don't think I'm missing too much. MRI is like any field of science. There's loads of really good stuff going on in both clinical and resarch fields, but there are mega-canards of quackery going on as well. That book probably rates in the deci-canard range.
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19 Oatcake gamier than ocelot and a welcome break from swan, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:20,
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Not teaching you to suck eggs at all
Deci-canard. Nice one. Quite right you're not missing much, I just thought I’d mention as even though it's not my field, it made me shudder deeply.
If it wasn't there on the shelf to grab at work I wouldn't have bothered. The 'bibliography' is just pitiful, it's laid out prosaically to make pad it out. Jesus! That's sixth form nonsense.
Is it really too much by way of eye damage to knowingly read such a thing ironically? Am I too perverse in that sense?
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Someone with OCD did it for you there.
And with sod all prior knowledge I'm now obsessed with brain scans. Argh! thought police!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:55,
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Jogging for Jesus
Hooray!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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hahaha
that reminds me of this
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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Japanese pro wrestling - Monkey vs Rabbit
A guy who acts like a monkey fights a guy in a bunny suit. Pretty surreal.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
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