
Possible Glasscockage, but I'll risk it on account of 'Run, yuppies, run' making me lol. Quite a few I hadn't seen. Go click!
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:53, Reply)

hi, there. gonna have my first formal job --as a bank assistant soon. i am very excited for this, while i am also worry about the etiquette. the first issue is sure to be clothes. i only have lots of tshirt,but.. worse, i hate shopping in stores. i've searched a lot online and found this Perry Ellis Slim Fit 2-Button Suit. is it formal enough to work? is it suitable for me? plz give me some
suggestions. thanks a lot.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:54, Reply)

are spammers, pretty much 100% of the time.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:13, Reply)

Go and stick your head in a vat of someone else's sick, spamcunt.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:43, Reply)

It's the SAME FUCKING GUY from last week's 'hilarious' 'I've got date with lovely lady this weekend can u suggest lingerie for happy good times?' crap.
Jesus. Persistent little cunt isn't he?
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:49, Reply)

I just did a quick check.
He's peppering boards everywhere with the same spam.
Only some people are actually responding with suit suggestions, as opposed to the b3ta approach, which is to call him a cunt who deserves to have his cheap, nylon joke of a suit melted onto his bare skin with a hairdryer.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:55, Reply)

Wanted Holland to win going in, but really they deserved to lose with how they played
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:22, Reply)

next to the straight red that was given to Cahill.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:40, Reply)

( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

What a lovely moment.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:20, Reply)

until I saw that Holland turned up to injure rather than play. Fuck Holland! Bunch of come-to-inspect-your-pipes fucking twats!
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:37, Reply)

but wholeheartedly agree with the second.
I noticed Torres hamstrong was alright byt he time he went to get his medal. He looked absolutely fucked when he went down with.. oh... a minute to go
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

i'd have done that too - she's amazing
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Don't know what she sees in him.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)

She's OK. Wesley Sneijder is going out with Holland's 2nd sexiest woman (officially). He wins.
Besides, Spanish girls are all mad and hairy.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:37, Reply)

millions of 'euros' - whatever they are - and a world cup winner's medal. He definitely wins
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)

- he earns an equally silly amount
- his girlfriend's more sexy
- he's 5ft 7 (can we have some sort of extra points for his handicap?)
- he didn't cry
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:47, Reply)

about the hairy part ;). Mind you if you lived out here in this heat you'd probably be a bit mad also. I know I am
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:53, Reply)

she didn't look that happy. Only because her boss is going to give her some kind of reprimand when she was done
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

but her producer or the director of the live broadcast will have some pretentious rant at her about conduct on live TV. I've seen it before.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

At least it would be if it weren't for his other video www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQd4MU-Nk3M it even has a story.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:57, Reply)

Brilliant "movie trailer" made with only one camera using natural
lighting. Somebody PLEASE hire this guy.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)

This is Spanish pitch invader Jimmy Jump trying to put a hat onto the World Cup before tonight's match. He was the same bloke who jumped on stage during this year's Spanish Eurovision entry
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)

you're going to start waterboarding for acting like an egotistical dickhead at the world cup you might have a long shift ahead of you
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)

and they'll have a commercial sponsor for this type of thing...
"The dog on the pitch is supplied courtesy of Kuwait Airlines..."
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)

Channel 5 are being a bit naughty with their advert for their new reality TV show?
Axis of Awesome - 4 chords: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMshvUReunc
Channel 5's Don't stop believing advert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjvDNWUuWM
Far too similar for my liking.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)

It does smell a bit suspicious (not that people can't come up with the same idea, though marketing people are rarely known for caring about such matters).
Have the Axis of Awesome commented on it? You never know, they may have been paid for the idea.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)

People have known for a long time that some songs sound like other songs.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)

popular YouTube video suggests they may have been 'inspired' by it, though.
Ultimately, it is impossible to prove such a thing.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:43, Reply)

...Pachelbel rant as well - same chords, loads of songs.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:48, Reply)

It was not only my good self in the end but also Lem (of "Bunny comic" fame www.bunny-comic.com) as he'd popped round to watch the Formula 1 at my house.
Thanks so much to everyone who turned up, this link will take you to the recording where I draw "A Giraffe with Chicken Pox and a Bunny" and "A Cereal Bowl as a Swimming pool" and Lem draws "A Cyborg Dog".
I'll get the pics scanned up soon :)
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)

And I will execute dowry the rights upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Duchess, when I shall lett my the rights upon them.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I'm seriously considering printing some of this out and taking it along to Pride in Brighton.
Do you think the God-botherers would like it?
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)

etc.
Kenneth and Hugh, comedy genii (is that a word?)
Edit : This - www.users.zetnet.co.uk/fabulosa/page6.htm
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

www.biblesociety.org.uk/products/1273/49/first_patois_bible_gospel_of_luke/
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Bradford City stadium fire, 1985. Raw footage. It gets particularly disturbing at about 6:00.
Posted because I remember watching it while it happened, and thought others might too. It's astonishing to see just how quickly the inferno spreads.
/edit: Not posting it for entertainment value, so if people object by all means it can disappear.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I do not like this at all, seen it a few times during fire marshall training so not watching it again
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

in fire training too. Took the wind outta me. Not nice.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

out of watching 56 people die a horrendous death in a tragic accident - this link is not necessary :(
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

it does show how quickly a fire can get out of hand - and how devastating the results can be. Not lessons that you would ordinarily get a chance to learn before it's too late.
From what I remember, the fire spread across by being channeled by the roof. The later smouldering victims quite far from the initial source were heated by the radiation from the fire - despite being far from it. Very very scary.
I would agree not nice - but I'll take a video like this to educate over a shock site any day. Not necessary? Important not to forget the lessons, I feel.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)

shown as part of fire training, then I suspect the lessons are not being lost by those who need to remember them.
I'm personally uneasy about such things being on the internet and available to everyone when it's possible and likely to be used as a non-contextualised shock video by idiots (not that this thread is doing that.)
I don't see what lessons I could learn by watching it, so I won't.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)

during a football trophy presentation. very fucked up
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

live when it popped on the telly; dreadful stuff
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

and blowing their stupid horns.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)

As far as they could see everyone was either out or getting out. Later on when it's clear that's not the case the singing is pretty absent.
They can't be blamed for not knowing 56 people would die there because it hadn't yet happened.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)

A huge fire like that and they don't stop to think people might be hurt? Only football fans could celebrate something like that.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I don't need some spastic on the internet reminding me of people on fire on a comedy website. But yeah, if you want to watch people die on fire then watch this. You'll have great time.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I hadn't seen this before and I am now more knowledgeable for seeing it. Thank you OP.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:41, Reply)

one of the guys watching it with me pissed himself laughing when the copper caught fire.
Cunt.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:36, Reply)

but that guy sounds like he needed a forehead shaped dent in his face!
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I mean, I've seen some educational videos but there's nothing like seeing it for real to make it bloody well sink in. I always imagined if there was a fire at work I could happily collect my coat and bag from my locker, even though they say not to, and get out in plenty of time. I think I'll be putting that notion to bed now.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Cute or porn?
Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BoQgNcSQ90 for xxxplicit hot sexy loving.
[edit] I mean tortoise. Damn youtube.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:49, Reply)

pissing myself at that :D he's so cute though! :D
although: it's a tortoise, not a turtle
/pedant
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)

In my defense both youtube videos claim turtle. Those lying youtube prannets!
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)

reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)

*laughs*
*watches again*
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Tortoises have feet just like you and me. ~has a song stuck in her head so is rhyming things~
Turtle sounds almost like a funny bubble noise underwater. Tortoise is slower and longer, like those on land.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Tortoises have flippers and swim in the sea!
Turtles have feet like you and me
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:27, Reply)

Half-time Nerdcore entertainment.
A little bit sweary mind.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Who did the track about Dan Castellaneta and who voices who on The Simpsons?
That was brilliant.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

The songs called "Voice" and it by Antisoc from Rhyme Torrents Volume 9 :0)
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Animation style's spot on, dialog is good, concept is... original.
NSFW for language, theme.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

"Small Female Colour category " was the right one judging from the photo - well it's definitely been coloured at least.
( , Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)

The GP is over and the Cup final about to start, so just enough time for some funk! This was posted Thursday, but deserves more attention, particularly as it gets really funky after 2:18.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)

They were very good. Bouncy and very danceable. Well worth a look if you like that kind of thing.
( , Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:36, Reply)
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