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This is a link post Subverted Street Signs
Possible Glasscockage, but I'll risk it on account of 'Run, yuppies, run' making me lol. Quite a few I hadn't seen. Go click!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post user banned
hi, there. gonna have my first formal job --as a bank assistant soon. i am very excited for this, while i am also worry about the etiquette. the first issue is sure to be clothes. i only have lots of tshirt,but.. worse, i hate shopping in stores. i've searched a lot online and found this Perry Ellis Slim Fit 2-Button Suit. is it formal enough to work? is it suitable for me? plz give me some
suggestions. thanks a lot.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post im starting to think that people with user names like janesmith72 and tommorgan34
are spammers, pretty much 100% of the time.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:13, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST.

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Suggestion?
Go and stick your head in a vat of someone else's sick, spamcunt.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Oh my.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post

It's the SAME FUCKING GUY from last week's 'hilarious' 'I've got date with lovely lady this weekend can u suggest lingerie for happy good times?' crap.

Jesus. Persistent little cunt isn't he?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post

I just did a quick check.

He's peppering boards everywhere with the same spam.

Only some people are actually responding with suit suggestions, as opposed to the b3ta approach, which is to call him a cunt who deserves to have his cheap, nylon joke of a suit melted onto his bare skin with a hairdryer.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post who are these people?

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Kung Fu Fighting
Wanted Holland to win going in, but really they deserved to lose with how they played
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post makes me so angry to see something like that
next to the straight red that was given to Cahill.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post they did effectively shut down the spanish passing for most of the game

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a link post IT'S BURGIN' TIME NSFW

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck spain
I wanted holland to win. bunch of midget diving cunts.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was completely neutral
until I saw that Holland turned up to injure rather than play. Fuck Holland! Bunch of come-to-inspect-your-pipes fucking twats!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Me too. It was pretty unpleasant.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ8siBb14RE
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree with the first bit
but wholeheartedly agree with the second.

I noticed Torres hamstrong was alright byt he time he went to get his medal. He looked absolutely fucked when he went down with.. oh... a minute to go
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was going out with her
i'd have done that too - she's amazing
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
obviously much better looking then he is. A shame really.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Millionaire, world cup winning, captain of his country.
Don't know what she sees in him.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
She's OK. Wesley Sneijder is going out with Holland's 2nd sexiest woman (officially). He wins.

Besides, Spanish girls are all mad and hairy.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Casillas now has that girl
millions of 'euros' - whatever they are - and a world cup winner's medal. He definitely wins
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sneijder came second
- he earns an equally silly amount
- his girlfriend's more sexy
- he's 5ft 7 (can we have some sort of extra points for his handicap?)
- he didn't cry
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I beg to differ...
about the hairy part ;). Mind you if you lived out here in this heat you'd probably be a bit mad also. I know I am
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah....
she didn't look that happy. Only because her boss is going to give her some kind of reprimand when she was done
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post are you kidding?
they'll be replaying that clip for WEEKS
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no doubt, the 'channel' will love it
but her producer or the director of the live broadcast will have some pretentious rant at her about conduct on live TV. I've seen it before.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww that's really sweet
Well done Iker
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shurely shome mishtake?
That's MY girlfriend.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a link post dehydrated spinning blue peter cat.
ronseal...
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post but is it art?

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
it is.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Art?
I thought it was a perpetual motion device...
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post no
it isn't
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A
dog would never do that.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i can haz bowl of water?

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The most amazing thing I have ever seen
At least it would be if it weren't for his other video www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQd4MU-Nk3M it even has a story.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
This is a link post Whats up my ninja?
Racism lols.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ninja please,

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahhahaha
they really told that ni
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a link post "Vigilante Project" - (Amateur film trailer)
Brilliant "movie trailer" made with only one camera using natural
lighting. Somebody PLEASE hire this guy.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post Pitch invasion before World Cup Final
This is Spanish pitch invader Jimmy Jump trying to put a hat onto the World Cup before tonight's match. He was the same bloke who jumped on stage during this year's Spanish Eurovision entry
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, what a guy!
(may contain sarcasm)
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post glorious

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what an egotistical dickhead.
hope security waterboarded him.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post If
you're going to start waterboarding for acting like an egotistical dickhead at the world cup you might have a long shift ahead of you
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ummm...
waterboard??
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Give it a decade
and they'll have a commercial sponsor for this type of thing...

"The dog on the pitch is supplied courtesy of Kuwait Airlines..."
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i think he was after this shot

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:21, Reply)
This is a link post Does anyone else think that...
Channel 5 are being a bit naughty with their advert for their new reality TV show?

Axis of Awesome - 4 chords: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMshvUReunc
Channel 5's Don't stop believing advert: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRjvDNWUuWM

Far too similar for my liking.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
It does smell a bit suspicious (not that people can't come up with the same idea, though marketing people are rarely known for caring about such matters).

Have the Axis of Awesome commented on it? You never know, they may have been paid for the idea.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it was an original idea when Axis of Awesome came up with it.
People have known for a long time that some songs sound like other songs.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact it's the same song and a
popular YouTube video suggests they may have been 'inspired' by it, though.

Ultimately, it is impossible to prove such a thing.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Take alook at...
...Pachelbel rant as well - same chords, loads of songs.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post As advertised on the Main board earlier I did a Live drawing show on the interwebs earlier... I made this!
It was not only my good self in the end but also Lem (of "Bunny comic" fame www.bunny-comic.com) as he'd popped round to watch the Formula 1 at my house.

Thanks so much to everyone who turned up, this link will take you to the recording where I draw "A Giraffe with Chicken Pox and a Bunny" and "A Cereal Bowl as a Swimming pool" and Lem draws "A Cyborg Dog".

I'll get the pics scanned up soon :)
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Bible.
In Polari.

Have a vada.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post OOooo
That's right dolly that is.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ezekiel 25- 17
And I will execute dowry the rights upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Duchess, when I shall lett my the rights upon them.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Tsk!
Polari is just so gay!
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I challenge anyone *not* to read this in their head in the voice of Jules and Sandy
I'm seriously considering printing some of this out and taking it along to Pride in Brighton.

Do you think the God-botherers would like it?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ooh look, it's Mister 'Orn. Take the weight off your lallies..."
etc.
Kenneth and Hugh, comedy genii (is that a word?)

Edit : This - www.users.zetnet.co.uk/fabulosa/page6.htm
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What'chu talkin about
willets?
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bible in Patois was recently released too...
www.biblesociety.org.uk/products/1273/49/first_patois_bible_gospel_of_luke/
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post Its difficult to click "I like this" for a video like this
Bradford City stadium fire, 1985. Raw footage. It gets particularly disturbing at about 6:00.

Posted because I remember watching it while it happened, and thought others might too. It's astonishing to see just how quickly the inferno spreads.

/edit: Not posting it for entertainment value, so if people object by all means it can disappear.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post gah
I do not like this at all, seen it a few times during fire marshall training so not watching it again
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen it
in fire training too. Took the wind outta me. Not nice.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get something
out of watching 56 people die a horrendous death in a tragic accident - this link is not necessary :(
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post At the same time
it does show how quickly a fire can get out of hand - and how devastating the results can be. Not lessons that you would ordinarily get a chance to learn before it's too late.

From what I remember, the fire spread across by being channeled by the roof. The later smouldering victims quite far from the initial source were heated by the radiation from the fire - despite being far from it. Very very scary.

I would agree not nice - but I'll take a video like this to educate over a shock site any day. Not necessary? Important not to forget the lessons, I feel.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If the video is being
shown as part of fire training, then I suspect the lessons are not being lost by those who need to remember them.

I'm personally uneasy about such things being on the internet and available to everyone when it's possible and likely to be used as a non-contextualised shock video by idiots (not that this thread is doing that.)

I don't see what lessons I could learn by watching it, so I won't.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post not watching that.
too :(
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i watched it too
during a football trophy presentation. very fucked up
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that rather grim day for real as well
live when it popped on the telly; dreadful stuff
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post those cheeky scamps running and cheering at the camera didnt think that

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrific. Really horrific.

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have wanted to smack the shit out of those fans who were cheering,
and blowing their stupid horns.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post a similar response.

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The benefit of hindsight
As far as they could see everyone was either out or getting out. Later on when it's clear that's not the case the singing is pretty absent.

They can't be blamed for not knowing 56 people would die there because it hadn't yet happened.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post No, they were just being ignorant yobbish bigoted fucking tabloid reading twats.
A huge fire like that and they don't stop to think people might be hurt? Only football fans could celebrate something like that.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I was there
I don't need some spastic on the internet reminding me of people on fire on a comedy website. But yeah, if you want to watch people die on fire then watch this. You'll have great time.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't give a shit whether you were there or not
I hadn't seen this before and I am now more knowledgeable for seeing it. Thank you OP.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post i had to watch this on a fire marshal training course
one of the guys watching it with me pissed himself laughing when the copper caught fire.
Cunt.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a fan of the fuzz at the best of times
but that guy sounds like he needed a forehead shaped dent in his face!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew fire could spread so fast.
I mean, I've seen some educational videos but there's nothing like seeing it for real to make it bloody well sink in. I always imagined if there was a fire at work I could happily collect my coat and bag from my locker, even though they say not to, and get out in plenty of time. I think I'll be putting that notion to bed now.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post A turtle having sex with a shoe NSFW
Cute or porn?

Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BoQgNcSQ90 for xxxplicit hot sexy loving.

[edit] I mean tortoise. Damn youtube.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha!!
pissing myself at that :D he's so cute though! :D

although: it's a tortoise, not a turtle

/pedant
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Goddammit
In my defense both youtube videos claim turtle. Those lying youtube prannets!
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Animals are all cunts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=player_embedded
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post lololololol
reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't help thinking there's something wrong with finding that funny...
*laughs*

*watches again*
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtles have flippers and swim in the sea!
Tortoises have feet just like you and me. ~has a song stuck in her head so is rhyming things~

Turtle sounds almost like a funny bubble noise underwater. Tortoise is slower and longer, like those on land.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius

(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it goes..
Tortoises have flippers and swim in the sea!
Turtles have feet like you and me
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 5:27, Reply)
This is a link post Rhyme Torrents Mini Mega Mix (120bpm/Fairly Sweary) NSFW I made this!
Half-time Nerdcore entertainment.

A little bit sweary mind.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
Who did the track about Dan Castellaneta and who voices who on The Simpsons?
That was brilliant.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
The songs called "Voice" and it by Antisoc from Rhyme Torrents Volume 9 :0)
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post A new superhero: The Pro (possibly NSFW) NSFW
Animation style's spot on, dialog is good, concept is... original.
NSFW for language, theme.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Essex women - Classy.

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They have lesbians in Essex now?!

(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure that
"Small Female Colour category " was the right one judging from the photo - well it's definitely been coloured at least.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post Time for some Sunday Funk
The GP is over and the Cup final about to start, so just enough time for some funk! This was posted Thursday, but deserves more attention, particularly as it gets really funky after 2:18.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Coda Luna - band I saw on Saturday Night.
They were very good. Bouncy and very danceable. Well worth a look if you like that kind of thing.
(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:36, Reply)

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