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This is a link post FilmDrunk's Actor Meltdown Mash-Up NSFW
a ridiculous royal rumble who show hollywood it for all its glory.

NSFW due to a carpet bombing run of mr Gibsons f & c bombs
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There are 360 ways to see an elephant...
if you put an elephant in the centre of a circle and go round the circle 1 degree at a time you'll see the same elephant in 360 different perspectives...

hehehehehhe, genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Grade A, Gadaffi level insanity there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post Who said that?
Were it that unhinged fecker, or Muammar Gaddaffi?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 2/10
Turns out they're both more bonkers than I had imagined.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 8/10
but had had the dubious advantage of having read Sheen's rant at weekend
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - I think that's where I fell down.
Just watched the video above.

O_o
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/10

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/10
I think sheen sounds the most like a crackpot

"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body"
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah! 5/10

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Doesn't that mean, in your eyes, Gaddafi and Sheen are one and the same? I'm sure there's some photoshop potential there.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 6/10

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
3/10
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/10
I kinda clicked at random though.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post My little heaven!
My river, my owner and our little boat - this is my little heaven!
(dunga, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Cat would never do that

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right a cat would just chew the guy in the boats face off, for food

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are fucking bastards.
The dirty little shits.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post But... but...
Ships' cats! Jonesy!
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Nob Session
Anyone else hearing what I am?

Might need to click this link to go to the exact part...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp8cpyJ_Tks&feature=player_detailpage#t=58s

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Can't tell if you've ruined or improved that song for me, either way :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
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surely, its an improvement...
 (cronus89, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry, sorry, sorry- Link posted just so I could say:
BBB (Bristol B3tard Bash): 16th April, The Bank Tavern.
How does that grab everyone? Or should it be the Ship Inn? Or 'other'?

The Bank is very central/not chavvy & next to The Lanes, if we want 'louder'.

I. Just. Don't. Know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You do realise...
that the BBB is a gheybar over in Old Market, right?
 (jonny_boy27, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should have
BBB AT the BBB! That would be fun.
Just sent you a GAZ Tabby.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It has a certain symmetry to it.
But no, I wouldn't inflict the BBB on a saturday night on anyone.
Agreed, Bank is a bit small.
Colston Yard or the Ship Inn (just up Park Row from the Yard) on the 16th April, 8pm?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in
and no, I wouldn't inflict a saturday night in BBB on anyone either. The Palace though is largely harmless fun and only over the road.

Anywho - my vote goes to "start in Colston Yard, or the Ship Inn and see what happens from there"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur completely.
(with a slight preference for the Ship over the Yard- though last time I was in the Ship I was horrified at the price of cider. I very nearly didn't get ABSOLUTELY TWATTED).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick it in
The calendar tabby, and the ship is fine with me.YAY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I'm intrigued...
I think I want to be subjected to saturday night at the BBB, what happens there?

Ship Inn is also cool with me, I'm not massively fussed. I got chucked out of there once about 4 years ago, haven't been back since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post BBB on a Saturday
is rammed full of fat sweaty bearded men, and is more than a little "cruisey".

Oh, and most importantly the beer is awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say, I was imagining something a little more glamourous
www.southerndecadence.net/schedule.htm

The Ship it is then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Palace
is probably closer in glamour terms. It's all gold, red velvet, sequins and drag queens.

But then I've always been absolutely mullered by the time I get there, so my perception may be a bit off.

The Ship is deffo the best option.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post CHECK THE CALENDAR
for errors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post CHECK CHECK
ONE TWO ONE TWO

looks fine to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post is castro's still going?
I havent felt the need to find some poppers at 4 in the morning for some time.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it got closed down
due to a drug bust (not all that surprising really!) I used to love Castros though, they did a cracking hard house night.

Google seems to think it's called Space 72 now.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's bloody called bloody Flamingos
these days. Bloody.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh how I fondly remember
Castro's flu. I once led a old man in a G-string round on a dog lead in there. Happy days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post nonononono!
Flamingos is what used to be Winns/Just Winns/Splash.

Castros was nearer the roundabout, somewhere down the back of the printers devil.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby has to give up
his membership of the gay team for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh. You're bloody right. *hands over badge/handlebar moustache*
I've been to Castro's loads too. What a pit.
Normally off my face on booze n drugs. To be fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
Funny old place.
Not funny ha-ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good to me

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a link post Links board favourites Professor Elemental and Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer go toe to toe
Our two chap-hop heroes have had a little bit of a spat, resulting in the Professor getting out his fighting trousers.
Good overview of the pair of them here.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hope they get round to organising a live battle. Think I still prefer Mr B but I do like the Professor's "Indifference Engine"
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Mrs Brown's Boys
I was channel surfing last night and came across this - brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis a curious show
Most of the jokes are from the pre-Jurassic period but it's not without its charms.
 (Leemondus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh it's pretty dated but that
doesn't stop it being funny :)

Also, they leave the out-takes in which is pretty weird at first.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the canned laughter
it lets me know where to laugh, its good to point out the jokes...otherwise i might miss them.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Filmed on stage with a live audience ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post with added laughter track
theres no way it didnt have a laughter track...


something may well be filmed in front of a live audience, doesn't mean it doesn't have a laughter track...

or the audience for that are all laughing at EXACTLY the same time, and then stopping at the same time too.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
that's what audiences generally do when they hear a joke.
 (Leemondus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's old fashioned, silly, but also mildy amusing
Better than most comedy the Beeb serve up
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!
lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider yourself Candle Day'd, Moron.
Happy Candle Day :-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo! Just noticed that!
Cheers :)

*eats bacon cake
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
breandan can be funny, i heard him on the radio yesterday morning, but i detest mrs. brown
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The critics hate it
that's probably why I like it so much.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Robot cat
At home with the kittens vs science challenge
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post In honour of The King's 'f-f-fucking' Speech....
It's been posted before but right now it seems appropriate to wheel it out again:
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post An original BBC1 globe model from the 70s
One for the older geeks like myself.

A BBC1 model globe used for thier idents in the 1970s.
None of yer fancy computer malarky here, just good old fashioned clockwork jiggery-pockery
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
brings back memories. There can't be many of those left in the world. Wonder how much it's worth?
 (Leemondus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I had no idea that was how it was done!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn!
I was looking forward to watching Vision On.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_xVnh8Z_NE

RIP Tony Hart
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
That show got me into sign language. I loved it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Electricity Kills
A public information film.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this so many times...
and I can NEVER work out exactly what he's trying to achieve with the matchsticks...?

An absolute classic though
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post holding the wires in place innit
presumably
 (I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post OH! sounds so simple
I just thought "well, matches aren't exactly going to conudct electricity are they"

Cos I'm a tit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He trying to wedge the wires in the socket.
Pretty crappy idea, but I think that's how I want to go when the time comes: rigid, and clutching a power drill.
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post These are a good guide
I now know not to go fishing with a 30 foot carbon rod whilst walking under power lines have a large meal then swim then warm myself up by picking up a sparkler.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Fun with signs

(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
some very good ones on there
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Plows?
Is that a 'merkin thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Plowing the Brown Furrow
I think is the intended reference.
 (Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't seem very erotic
"the REAL definition is this: a man is giving it to a girl from behind. he then pulls her up by the legs and knocks her arms out from under her. He then proceeds to drive her across the carpet on her face like a snow plow."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snow%20plow

Also see 'gang plow' - "a combination of two or more plows in one frame." - which I imagine is refering to an erotic motion picture.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I like those, simple things n all that
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a link post Legend

(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Is TAHT what Perry groves looks like now?
I hear hiom on the radio and just assumed he still looked like a ginger rat-faced skinny little scroat, the gooner tosser.

He's good on the radio though.

I see Soccer AM hasn't improved since I stopped watching it then
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:16, Reply)
This is a link post Monstah

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Shamless call for a vote on our Rainbow car
PLEASE VOTE FOR Calcs "DRIVING 4 DIABETES" CAR!!!

You can vote once every 24 hours for the next 6 days. It looks cool, it's for a great cause, and if we get enough votes Kyle Busch will have to drive a rainbow-colored car!

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 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post voted
though I may forget to vote in the future
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank you Very Much, I shant dare repost it daily but pehaps I can find a way to remind
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea what this is about,
but I've voted anyway.

Is diabetes gay, now?
 (I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It's one of the gay medical conditions.

Do try and keep up.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Yet another of "Whats playing in Jakes ears"
Spiritul Void - Overkill

Excellent old metal.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha...
"WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

I love Overkill...
 (Megamoss, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Happy candle day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I like under the inluence and the years of decay, good band

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:37, Reply)
This is a link post A horse is a horse.
Don't think I've seen this here yet.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to last year

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you just tell everyone?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello! Welcome to the internets.

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
you'll never leave...
 (cronus89, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

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