The usual Daily Mail front page generator thing.
Make potentially libellous things about people, much like what the DM does all the time.
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Make potentially libellous things about people, much like what the DM does all the time.
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If you can't think of a headline
Daily Mail-o-matic can help - www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
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Daily Mail-o-matic can help - www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
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Could Channel 4 Molest Your Family?
Quite.
I went for GRIFFIN OUT - Admits he's GAY and quite likes a bit of foreign. Unfortunately the picture of Griffin took up too much space.
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Quite.
I went for GRIFFIN OUT - Admits he's GAY and quite likes a bit of foreign. Unfortunately the picture of Griffin took up too much space.
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NASA's video of solar flares...
no audio just pretty amazing footage..
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no audio just pretty amazing footage..
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FUCK
YT link here www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AiY2msBmaw
So I can convert it when I get home and try and figure
out how big the Earth would be in that video.
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YT link here www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AiY2msBmaw
So I can convert it when I get home and try and figure
out how big the Earth would be in that video.
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.
^ see that fullstop uip there probably about a billion times smaller than that :)
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^ see that fullstop uip there probably about a billion times smaller than that :)
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Well well well...
something's got the sun very excited!
Wonder if it saw Jupiter passing in front of Saturn and it looked like a pair of norks or a bum...
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something's got the sun very excited!
Wonder if it saw Jupiter passing in front of Saturn and it looked like a pair of norks or a bum...
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Place Kitten
A quick and simple service for getting pictures of kittens for use as placeholders in your designs or code. Just put your image size (width & height) after our URL and you'll get a placeholder.
One for you webmonkeys. Not one for Pissflaps.
Amazed it's not GC!
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A quick and simple service for getting pictures of kittens for use as placeholders in your designs or code. Just put your image size (width & height) after our URL and you'll get a placeholder.
One for you webmonkeys. Not one for Pissflaps.
Amazed it's not GC!
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I dont know how i ever did without this!
Lorem and kittens!! ;)
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Lorem and kittens!! ;)
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it's difficult to tell if these are real or lines from hot shots part deux
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Wash your dick, it smells of sick
There's probably websites for that kind of thing...
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There's probably websites for that kind of thing...
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Obama rap!
Bringing it from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House
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Bringing it from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House
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Stunning Bass String Shot
Frequenzy of the bass strings and high shutter speed of the camera lead to this suprising string-wobble footage.
There is no slowmo applied to the take. Sound is original.
video was filmed with a Canon 5D MarkII , Nikon 50mm lens on 1,8f.
tl;dr = bass stings look lovely.
GC sagt nein
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Frequenzy of the bass strings and high shutter speed of the camera lead to this suprising string-wobble footage.
There is no slowmo applied to the take. Sound is original.
video was filmed with a Canon 5D MarkII , Nikon 50mm lens on 1,8f.
tl;dr = bass stings look lovely.
GC sagt nein
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Well the interesting thing for me
is how to attach a Nikon lens to a Canon camera.
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is how to attach a Nikon lens to a Canon camera.
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You need an adapter ring
www.pixmania.co.uk/uk/uk/7830554/art/noname/nikon-lens-to-canon-eos-d.html
You loose autofocus and automatic aperture control though.
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www.pixmania.co.uk/uk/uk/7830554/art/noname/nikon-lens-to-canon-eos-d.html
You loose autofocus and automatic aperture control though.
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London 2012 is racist
According to Iran.
In other news: Gaddafi accuses Chris Eubank of stealing his soul.
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According to Iran.
In other news: Gaddafi accuses Chris Eubank of stealing his soul.
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So Iran is actually saying:
"This symbol looks a little bit like an Israeli word....and of course we fucking hate Israel and want to see it destroyed....therefore, you're racist".
interesting logic there, Iran.
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"This symbol looks a little bit like an Israeli word....and of course we fucking hate Israel and want to see it destroyed....therefore, you're racist".
interesting logic there, Iran.
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I think what they're ACTUALLY saying is...
It looks like a word which represents, what they perceive to be as, an aggressive anti-Muslim Jewish ideology and therefore shows bias towards Israel and discriminates against Arabs/Muslims - therefore being racist.
Not sticking up for them btw, just sayin like... :/
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It looks like a word which represents, what they perceive to be as, an aggressive anti-Muslim Jewish ideology and therefore shows bias towards Israel and discriminates against Arabs/Muslims - therefore being racist.
Not sticking up for them btw, just sayin like... :/
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I do: It looks like Lisa Simpsons giving head.
*wanks cock*
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*wanks cock*
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Me too.
I'm still not exactly fond of it, but I'm much more tolerant of it than I was.
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I'm still not exactly fond of it, but I'm much more tolerant of it than I was.
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I like the way that no matter how the orgonisation using the logo trys to jaz it up a bit by putting there unique stamp on it,
it still looks shite.
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it still looks shite.
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"orgonisation"?
Top tip: Use tonic to dilute your gin, not meths.
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Top tip: Use tonic to dilute your gin, not meths.
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I rely FAR too much on predictive text,
a luxury not bequeathed in the subject line :-)
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a luxury not bequeathed in the subject line :-)
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Me too.
Which is why I quickly thread-delete-and-repost so many of my witterings.
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Which is why I quickly thread-delete-and-repost so many of my witterings.
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Glasgow Tracers "A very quick tour through Glasgow"
I made this!
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Shopkeeper = hero.
The absent father = major bollocking off the missus
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The absent father = major bollocking off the missus
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fixed that
The absent father = major bollocking off themissus police
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The absent father = major bollocking off the
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Video didn't load for me, so here's a youtube version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7pIUk1cPo
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Found this...
I think it is quite powerful, certainly unexpected.
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I think it is quite powerful, certainly unexpected.
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But surely
the writing in the drawings would be in Hebrew, Yiddisch, Polish, German or Russian? Not English. Which makes me think this is a put up job, and loses it's power for me instantly. Just saying.
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the writing in the drawings would be in Hebrew, Yiddisch, Polish, German or Russian? Not English. Which makes me think this is a put up job, and loses it's power for me instantly. Just saying.
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You can't see where or when that one was drawn, though.
They aren't all from Auschwitz.
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They aren't all from Auschwitz.
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you are watching 4music?
just saw it for the first time on there
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just saw it for the first time on there
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haha
this I like. Much better than the stop-motion cow ones. Although this one is infinitely more terrifying.
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this I like. Much better than the stop-motion cow ones. Although this one is infinitely more terrifying.
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Man drives through Cyclists
No-one was killed, thankfully. Probably due to high quality crash helmets.
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No-one was killed, thankfully. Probably due to high quality crash helmets.
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Are you trying to be ironic
or have you not seen the previous 3 times this was posted here?
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or have you not seen the previous 3 times this was posted here?
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GC said no
so I posted it.
And considering the date was today, and I haven't seen it today, I took it as read it's not been posted.
I'm sorry I don't meet your standards.
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so I posted it.
And considering the date was today, and I haven't seen it today, I took it as read it's not been posted.
I'm sorry I don't meet your standards.
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From last night...
www.b3ta.com/links/Twat_Runs_Down_Cyclists
And the night before...
www.b3ta.com/links/Driver_mows_down_cyclists_at_Critical_Mass_in_Brazil
Can't be bothered to look back any further. It's not a standards thing, don't start getting arsey, it's that people don't come to B3ta to see people getting maimed on camera. That's what Liveleak is for.
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www.b3ta.com/links/Twat_Runs_Down_Cyclists
And the night before...
www.b3ta.com/links/Driver_mows_down_cyclists_at_Critical_Mass_in_Brazil
Can't be bothered to look back any further. It's not a standards thing, don't start getting arsey, it's that people don't come to B3ta to see people getting maimed on camera. That's what Liveleak is for.
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Arsey?
You haven't seen me arsey.
You won't like me when I'm... arsey.
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You haven't seen me arsey.
You won't like me when I'm... arsey.
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Look, look, look.
Lets stop all this bickering... I think we can all agree that the important thing is that nobody likes cyclists and they should all be run over.
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, Share, Reply)
Lets stop all this bickering... I think we can all agree that the important thing is that nobody likes cyclists and they should all be run over.
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Here, he....
Oi. Hold on a cotton-pickin' moment.
*throws cycle clips in anger*
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Oi. Hold on a cotton-pickin' moment.
*throws cycle clips in anger*
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Looky Looky Looky
what the links board was made for. That and kittens.
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what the links board was made for. That and kittens.
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Is that Armstrong or Miller?
I can never tell which one's which.
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I can never tell which one's which.
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Charlie Sheen interview.
Passionate. Dot disturbed. Passionate.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Preview says no, search is b0rked but I've not seen it so fingers crossed...
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Passionate. Dot disturbed. Passionate.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Preview says no, search is b0rked but I've not seen it so fingers crossed...
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It's pretty bad...
I thought hard about whether or not to post it - the man's clearly mentally ill.
...but given that he's going on about how big and clever he was to do all the drugs in the first place I feel perhaps a little less charitable towards him than might otherwise be the case.
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I thought hard about whether or not to post it - the man's clearly mentally ill.
...but given that he's going on about how big and clever he was to do all the drugs in the first place I feel perhaps a little less charitable towards him than might otherwise be the case.
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Oh, I think you
were right to post it. I wonder if the drugs have sent him dotty, or he went dotty so thought the drugs were a good thing.
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, Share, Reply)
were right to post it. I wonder if the drugs have sent him dotty, or he went dotty so thought the drugs were a good thing.
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I thought he made some goods points in amongst the bullshit
Why should people be automatically ashamed just because they take drugs?
Also "one woman was scared she'd OD", well yeah, that is her own concern not Sheen's.
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, Share, Reply)
Why should people be automatically ashamed just because they take drugs?
Also "one woman was scared she'd OD", well yeah, that is her own concern not Sheen's.
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"I have a 10,000 yr old brain and the boogers of a 7 yr old"
The best bits from charlie sheen's piers morgan interview. He is not looking well.
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The best bits from charlie sheen's piers morgan interview. He is not looking well.
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who on earth thought this was a good idea? the man is clearly mentally deranged.
He should have stuck to editing the mirror
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He should have stuck to editing the mirror
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Tricia Helfer's pigeon head
Cross a cylon with a bird, get an abomination!
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Cross a cylon with a bird, get an abomination!
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I don't know what;'s more disturbing
The fact that this site exists or the fact that it's on it's 371st image
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The fact that this site exists or the fact that it's on it's 371st image
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I don't know whats got you all in a flap
just because that site is full of hot birds.
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just because that site is full of hot birds.
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Italian man creates new words on BBC News
My friend Sam was watching BBC News last night, and came across this chap pushing the boundaries of language.
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My friend Sam was watching BBC News last night, and came across this chap pushing the boundaries of language.
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Which of the words has he made up?
"...and that's why we understand this is not longer possible interlocutor; This is not legitimate interlocutor for the international [inaudible]"
He is saying that the subject is no longer an appropriate person to act as the interlocutor for, presumably, the Libyan government.
Interlocutor
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Would have taken a few seconds
to look in a dictionary before posting that to youtube.
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to look in a dictionary before posting that to youtube.
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There's this book, right, it's apparently got words in it, and what they mean!
It's called 'dick' something or other, I think *shrugs*
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:12, Share, Reply)
It's called 'dick' something or other, I think *shrugs*
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he's fine compared to raymond blanc.
i have to put the subtitles on when he's on the telly
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i have to put the subtitles on when he's on the telly
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Its A FLYING HOVERCRAFT!
Not flying that much, but its still A FLYING HOVERCRAFT!
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Not flying that much, but its still A FLYING HOVERCRAFT!
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thats not a flying hover craft, this is a flying hovercraft
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Nu94khHoo&feature=related
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Nu94khHoo&feature=related
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Except for the bit where its not a hovercraft
Flying boat I'll allow.
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Flying boat I'll allow.
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have a dolphin boat thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GSQ73wJqM8
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GSQ73wJqM8
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I'm sure somewhere there's a shark/diver/helicopter/bridge combination...
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don't even know what this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS87U5UWnfg&feature=related
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS87U5UWnfg&feature=related
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I love these though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv97aloEyM&feature=related
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv97aloEyM&feature=related
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I think i should stop
otherwise i'm going to end up going mad, i'll end up posting videos of wafer thin ham powered dirigibles which expel magenta foam from its exhausts while Burt wheedon is piped through its inflight pa system..... bugger too late
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, Share, Reply)
otherwise i'm going to end up going mad, i'll end up posting videos of wafer thin ham powered dirigibles which expel magenta foam from its exhausts while Burt wheedon is piped through its inflight pa system..... bugger too late
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, Share, Reply)
...awaiting the flood of Ekranoplan links
Edit: Looks like I didn't have to wait long.
Actually, now that I think of it, isn't this the one that crashed when being filmed by local news?
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47, Share, Reply)
Edit: Looks like I didn't have to wait long.
Actually, now that I think of it, isn't this the one that crashed when being filmed by local news?
( , Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47, Share, Reply)
lol
Comment by jake kershaw on June 21, 2010 at 9:14am
"just like to say, her being Diana princess of Wales, she was a welsh princess, not an English princess. "
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Comment by jake kershaw on June 21, 2010 at 9:14am
"just like to say, her being Diana princess of Wales, she was a welsh princess, not an English princess. "
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