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This is a link post The usual Daily Mail front page generator thing.
Make potentially libellous things about people, much like what the DM does all the time.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you can't think of a headline
Daily Mail-o-matic can help - www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could Channel 4 Molest Your Family?
Quite.

I went for GRIFFIN OUT - Admits he's GAY and quite likes a bit of foreign. Unfortunately the picture of Griffin took up too much space.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a link post NASA's video of solar flares...
no audio just pretty amazing footage..
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK
YT link here www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AiY2msBmaw

So I can convert it when I get home and try and figure
out how big the Earth would be in that video.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
^ see that fullstop uip there probably about a billion times smaller than that :)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well well well...
something's got the sun very excited!

Wonder if it saw Jupiter passing in front of Saturn and it looked like a pair of norks or a bum...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes!
That's a bit good.

Harp pea can del day
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post fane que ser!
:)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Place Kitten
A quick and simple service for getting pictures of kittens for use as placeholders in your designs or code. Just put your image size (width & height) after our URL and you'll get a placeholder.


One for you webmonkeys. Not one for Pissflaps.

Amazed it's not GC!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly what I was looking for

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know how i ever did without this!
Lorem and kittens!! ;)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Live the Sheen Dream
Apologies if GC
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's difficult to tell if these are real or lines from hot shots part deux

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing Holographic images
GC can suck my cheesy helmet
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
but the comments ftw!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeh - they are mind blowing
if a little clichéd
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post have a wash you doirty fecker :-)

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your pecker, you dirty fecker :-)

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your wood, it smells no good!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your dick, it smells of sick
There's probably websites for that kind of thing...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wash your dong, it smells very wrong

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah - there's a few days left yet

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrub that bell
For it doth smell
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really neat product.
Really bad salesman.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Obama rap!
Bringing it from the streets of Chicago all the way to the White House
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Stunning Bass String Shot
Frequenzy of the bass strings and high shutter speed of the camera lead to this suprising string-wobble footage.
There is no slowmo applied to the take. Sound is original.
video was filmed with a Canon 5D MarkII , Nikon 50mm lens on 1,8f.

tl;dr = bass stings look lovely.
GC sagt nein
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooo
that's lovely that is.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the interesting thing for me
is how to attach a Nikon lens to a Canon camera.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need an adapter ring
www.pixmania.co.uk/uk/uk/7830554/art/noname/nikon-lens-to-canon-eos-d.html

You loose autofocus and automatic aperture control though.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Interesting. Might be worth a play.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool
I love bass. I slap mine on a reg basis.
f'nar.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a link post London 2012 is racist
According to Iran.
In other news: Gaddafi accuses Chris Eubank of stealing his soul.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post what have they got against bob marley?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Iran is actually saying:
"This symbol looks a little bit like an Israeli word....and of course we fucking hate Israel and want to see it destroyed....therefore, you're racist".

interesting logic there, Iran.
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(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think what they're ACTUALLY saying is...
It looks like a word which represents, what they perceive to be as, an aggressive anti-Muslim Jewish ideology and therefore shows bias towards Israel and discriminates against Arabs/Muslims - therefore being racist.

Not sticking up for them btw, just sayin like... :/
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post does ANYONE like the logo?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do: It looks like Lisa Simpsons giving head.
*wanks cock*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's grown on me

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
I'm still not exactly fond of it, but I'm much more tolerant of it than I was.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way that no matter how the orgonisation using the logo trys to jaz it up a bit by putting there unique stamp on it,
it still looks shite.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post "orgonisation"?
Top tip: Use tonic to dilute your gin, not meths.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rely FAR too much on predictive text,
a luxury not bequeathed in the subject line :-)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Which is why I quickly thread-delete-and-repost so many of my witterings.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Glasgow Tracers "A very quick tour through Glasgow" I made this!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Super
But not enough southside
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!
you have the skillz!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word up for the Partick Posse!
Loved the spinny hilton
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a link post What a catch
Bit of a hero as the title may suggest
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shopkeeper = hero.
The absent father = major bollocking off the missus
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post fixed that
The absent father = major bollocking off the missus police
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Video didn't load for me, so here's a youtube version:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ7pIUk1cPo
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Found this...
I think it is quite powerful, certainly unexpected.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post But surely
the writing in the drawings would be in Hebrew, Yiddisch, Polish, German or Russian? Not English. Which makes me think this is a put up job, and loses it's power for me instantly. Just saying.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't see where or when that one was drawn, though.
They aren't all from Auschwitz.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair call.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Cats with thumbs

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are watching 4music?
just saw it for the first time on there
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this I like. Much better than the stop-motion cow ones. Although this one is infinitely more terrifying.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Love it!!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best ad ever made
FACT!
h ah aha ha hah
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel bad
for clicking "I like this!" on an advert
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Man drives through Cyclists
No-one was killed, thankfully. Probably due to high quality crash helmets.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trying to be ironic
or have you not seen the previous 3 times this was posted here?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC said no
so I posted it.
And considering the date was today, and I haven't seen it today, I took it as read it's not been posted.

I'm sorry I don't meet your standards.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post From last night...
www.b3ta.com/links/Twat_Runs_Down_Cyclists

And the night before...
www.b3ta.com/links/Driver_mows_down_cyclists_at_Critical_Mass_in_Brazil

Can't be bothered to look back any further. It's not a standards thing, don't start getting arsey, it's that people don't come to B3ta to see people getting maimed on camera. That's what Liveleak is for.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet, you!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact it's been posted four times suggests otherwise.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He probably wouldn't have got arsey
if you hadn't.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arsey?
You haven't seen me arsey.
You won't like me when I'm... arsey.


(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Argh! Go away scary green man
I was defending you!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look, look, look.
Lets stop all this bickering... I think we can all agree that the important thing is that nobody likes cyclists and they should all be run over.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here, he....
Oi. Hold on a cotton-pickin' moment.
*throws cycle clips in anger*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ironic?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Looky Looky Looky
what the links board was made for. That and kittens.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post when tea towels attack

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Armstrong or Miller?
I can never tell which one's which.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Peter Sutcliffe

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kittens can fuck off.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
what about puppys though?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Puppies can stay and play.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post yey!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Sheen interview.
Passionate. Dot disturbed. Passionate.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Preview says no, search is b0rked but I've not seen it so fingers crossed...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he has lost it!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
That's pretty uncomfortable to watch.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was
really sad.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty bad...
I thought hard about whether or not to post it - the man's clearly mentally ill.

...but given that he's going on about how big and clever he was to do all the drugs in the first place I feel perhaps a little less charitable towards him than might otherwise be the case.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I think you
were right to post it. I wonder if the drugs have sent him dotty, or he went dotty so thought the drugs were a good thing.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post "bi-winning"

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "can't is the cancer of happen"
What?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he's a genius

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hero
living the dream
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he made some goods points in amongst the bullshit
Why should people be automatically ashamed just because they take drugs?

Also "one woman was scared she'd OD", well yeah, that is her own concern not Sheen's.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a link post "I have a 10,000 yr old brain and the boogers of a 7 yr old"
The best bits from charlie sheen's piers morgan interview. He is not looking well.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheenpiss!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That comment is full of win

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post who on earth thought this was a good idea? the man is clearly mentally deranged.
He should have stuck to editing the mirror
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good :)

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Tricia Helfer's pigeon head
Cross a cylon with a bird, get an abomination!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off!
Fuck right off
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
but louder
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what;'s more disturbing
The fact that this site exists or the fact that it's on it's 371st image
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know whats got you all in a flap
just because that site is full of hot birds.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coo!
Big tits!

Any blackbirds?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Italian man creates new words on BBC News
My friend Sam was watching BBC News last night, and came across this chap pushing the boundaries of language.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Which of the words has he made up?

"...and that's why we understand this is not longer possible interlocutor; This is not legitimate interlocutor for the international [inaudible]"

He is saying that the subject is no longer an appropriate person to act as the interlocutor for, presumably, the Libyan government.

Interlocutor
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would have taken a few seconds
to look in a dictionary before posting that to youtube.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's this book, right, it's apparently got words in it, and what they mean!
It's called 'dick' something or other, I think *shrugs*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee... 'dick'
*posts to youTube.*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post hee hee... 'to'
:)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee... 'hee'
:D
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's fine compared to raymond blanc.
i have to put the subtitles on when he's on the telly
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Its A FLYING HOVERCRAFT!
Not flying that much, but its still A FLYING HOVERCRAFT!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats not a flying hover craft, this is a flying hovercraft
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Nu94khHoo&feature=related
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Except for the bit where its not a hovercraft
Flying boat I'll allow.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see
you've played flying hovercraft spoony before
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post have a dolphin boat thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GSQ73wJqM8
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure somewhere there's a shark/diver/helicopter/bridge combination...
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't even know what this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS87U5UWnfg&feature=related
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a giant pair of mismatched metal bollocks.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv97aloEyM&feature=related
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think i should stop
otherwise i'm going to end up going mad, i'll end up posting videos of wafer thin ham powered dirigibles which expel magenta foam from its exhausts while Burt wheedon is piped through its inflight pa system..... bugger too late
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post video please?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping someone would
better me
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...awaiting the flood of Ekranoplan links
Edit: Looks like I didn't have to wait long.

Actually, now that I think of it, isn't this the one that crashed when being filmed by local news?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a link post What Is Globalization?
Here's the Reason for it!

; )
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Comment by jake kershaw on June 21, 2010 at 9:14am
"just like to say, her being Diana princess of Wales, she was a welsh princess, not an English princess. "
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:45, , Reply)

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