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This is a link post Steampunk corkscrew contraption.
Not only ronseal, but a jaw-dropping piece of engineering.
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This is a normal post That's rather pleasing.

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This is a normal post magic :D

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i want one
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This is a normal post !
What a fantastic piece of machinery :)
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This is a normal post Simply
Wonderful.
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This is a normal post No kitchen is complete without one.

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This is a link post Mr Sulu's Happy dance

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This is a link post The Stress of Recording a Voicemail Greeting Message I made this!
CUNTING VOICEMAILS!
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this is just like a short version of "the video diary of ricardo lopez"
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This is a link post More of the same from this afternoon I made this!
It was quite lovely seeing John's daughter obviously get 10/10 for what she got up to this weekend when she meets her classmates

And also Terry with a cat on his head
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This is a normal post I've got a bird scarer
in my pants
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This is a normal post That feline at the end is completely blind btw
We turn away none of them that are dumped on the doorstep, and let them have some go at life
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This is a normal post You're a good man ^_^

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This is a normal post 40s:
Having a good go at biting the neck that feeds you.
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This is a normal post lovely stuff!

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This is a normal post And cats are?
Potentially deadly... - And they carry their own utensils!
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This is a normal post Like you don't.

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This is a normal post They look delicious!
Any tips on preparation?
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This is a link post The coolest damn promotional photos for an orchestra I've ever seen
Took me a second to realize what was going on in the first poster, but I liked that.

Put together for the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra.
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This is a normal post Bloody hell, those are beautiful.

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This is a link post The Little Skateboard 'Move Two' Rodeo Terrorists Music Video I made this!
Well the mrs is away in Las Vegas watching Nascar this weekend so we got the christmas tree out of the garage and went a bit mental with a skateboard and some fishing line, heck we have to get our kicks somehow.
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This is a normal post Nice.
Reminds me a lot of this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_3yPwG-wo
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Hadn't seen that vid & heck the tricks those dudes pull...
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This is a normal post Ah
I knew what this was even before i clicked it =)
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This is a link post Idiots of Question Time I made this!
Hopefully some politilols for you all. I am an avid watcher of Question Time but absolutely loathe the audience so a few weeks ago I decided to set up a blog ridiculing the most idiotic contributions bellowed at the panel.
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This is a normal post Crikey that's unbearable
Although this is exactly why I wouldn't go on a show like that...I'd say something profoundly embarassing.
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This is a normal post good work!
This website is long overdue
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This is a normal post Also an avid watcher!
Glad you caught Mr Propaganda. What a twat. I bet he's the type that still harks on about Thatcher ruining the country despite Labour having had 15 years to fix it.

Mr Mansion-Tax doesn't do his argument any justice, but there is a debate there. People can end up asset rich and cash poor. Farmers for instance - will they be exempt?

I wish though we could vote on Q Time. The loser gets dropped into a vat full of scorpions or something.
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This is a normal post Aw bless.
They sound so nervous.

It annoys me that the show is called Question Time but yet so many audience members simply give their crass opinion.
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This is a normal post I went to the filming of one, done not too long before the 1997 elections
As you'll have guessed, the 'questions' made by the audience are all approved by the producers ahead of time (we were given little cards and handed them in, then the chosen few were called out just before it started so the cameras would know where to zoom in).

These questions were all the typical bland ones of the day - so if you had anything you wanted to say that didn't relate to the established news agenda, you'd either have to hope you could shoehorn it in as a randomly picked person at the end, or, if you are crazy, shout it out.

Not excusing dumbness or rudeness...But if you don't fit in with the BBC news narrative, you have no alternative.

Also saw the young Harriet Harman, and she was gorgeous.
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This is a normal post meh...
describing the church of england as a STATE CHURCH/RELIGION, as if it actually means anything, is like calling conkers a national sport.

The CofE is about as atheistic as you can get while still believing in fairytale sky wizards. I totally agree with her points (that we are blissfully secular in our politics and society in comparison to 'Merca). Your using that clip just comes across as petty nit-picking pedantry.

Just my tuppence.
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This is a normal post ^^ This
I concur sir.
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This is a normal post bookmarked.
good job.
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This is a normal post fantastic!
another avid watcher here, though I might suggest that you will find EVEN MORE material on the new BBC Three show "Free Speech" which is the new "youth" vesion of QT..possibly some of the most painful TV I've ever watched!
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This is a normal post Hmmm
Bit harsh calling some of these people idiots.

Honestly, some of your comments make you sound like a bit of a dick.
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This is a link post The Factory I made this!
A little animation that's a thing that I don't know what it is.
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This is a normal post whatever it is, its quite cool
nice work!
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This is a normal post Brilliant stuff :)

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This is a normal post Excellent
Thank you
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This is a normal post Thank you!

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This is a normal post That tested me half way through, but it passed with flying colours at the end :)

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This is a normal post Love you xx

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This is a normal post that was brilliant, i loved that

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This is a normal post Clickkkkkk

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This is a normal post Absolute genius
Most creative thing I've seen on this site for weeks.
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This is a normal post Brilliant work!
I liked that :-)
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This is a normal post excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a normal post Thanks everyone
Glad it wasn't a total write off
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This is a normal post Hat off to you Sir!
Very good stuff *clicks*
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This is a normal post Excellent
really enjoyed that.
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This is a normal post Wasn't Craig Charles doing stuff like this back then?
Only not as well as you did this!
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This is a normal post Well done
funny, pointed and true.
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This is a normal post hehe, I do like this
The only thing I'll pick up on is "neither liberal nor democratic". This isn't true. The NHS bill and it's 'any willing provider' section certainly are economic liberal, and about half the votes at the spring conference were in favour of the bill. Eventually that balanced out to a compromise motion being passed that broadly supported the bill, but without explicitly calling on the lords to continue to support it.

There are a lot of problems with the lib dems… one is that there is a weird expectation that social liberalism and economic liberalism should go hand in hand, whereas in reality the Lib Dems would much rather be back split in two parties (and if real voting reform ever happened that'd happen pretty fast). Unfortunately, there are a lot of ex-tories in the liberal democrats, enough that the democratic aspect means they're listened to and their toryish policies get enacted. That said, when you compare the shit the libdems have pulled with the shit that labour got away with (even their NHS bill in 2006), and the tories alone before them… I'd still vote libdem as the best of a bad bunch.

The other thing that's wrong with the libdems is that we fooled ourselves into thinking we weren't electing a bunch of careerist politicians. We were dead wrong. Nobody can deny that, you can imagine the crap Clegg would be saying if he wasn't deputy PM about Cameron selling off the NHS, it's the worst kind of negative politics and I wish we could switch them out for people less power-hungry.
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This is a link post How cricket looks to most people
Maybe not GC (hard to believe, though).
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This is a normal post Hahaha!
Utterly true that
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This is a normal post That looks like the best possible game ever

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This is a normal post look how he fringes the ring there
:D fantastic
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This is a link post Massive big ups to these women! NSFW
They're in exile in Europe so they're safe enough to make something like this. But still, credit to them for giving the one finger up...
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This is a normal post Seems a little weird
To protest about women's rights by taking their clothes off. Still, that never stopped those Ukrenian women (FEMEN).

I guess it's all done tastefully!
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This is a normal post Quite odd, but a point made
Brave girls as well
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This is a normal post ^^ this

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This is a normal post Nice.. Eer..
Subtitles.
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This is a link post i didnt think that massage parlours still offerd extras NSFW

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This is a normal post *dissapointed*

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This is a normal post /\ how did i know that would be YOUR rection?/\

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This is a normal post This is b3ta ;)

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This is a normal post I managed to finish before that part.

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This is a normal post stops pulling zip down
oh, and forgot the gf was on the other side of the room
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This is a normal post IM GONNA BE SINGIN THIS ALL DAY
handjob handjob handjob hand-job,
handjob handjob handjob hand-job.
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This is a link post Not really sure what's going on here.
This was at the top of my friendface when I logged on today. I thought I'd share.
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This is a normal post oh dear jesus
i need an explanation
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This is a normal post I feel this raises more questions than it answers...

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This is a normal post a bit Zohan

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This is a normal post "Not really sure what's going on here"
That's the video from the last Bristol Bash isn't it?
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This is a normal post Ah, I thought someone would notice.
I'm on the left in the preview screen.
You're in the bad perm wig.
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This is a link post Handy screen app to change the tone and brightness throughout the day
Maybe you like staying up late and staring at a bright monitor whilst you peruse certain pictures, and that's why you've ended up with glasses and hairy palms.

This might not help with the hairs, but could help to reduce an element of eye strain at 3am when you try and make out what the pixelated sections from your favourite japanese site are.

Also, other interesting stuff at the guys site (http://stereopsis.com), who apparently also wrote picasa.

GC says neit.
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This is a normal post Interesting....
But if this predicts WB purely by the time of day, how about the influence of weather, i.e. cloud? Let alone room lighting e.g. tungsten / flurencent bulbs!
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This is a normal post it's not that clever
but can you can tweak the levels, or disable it if you're doing photo work.
It's more about automatically changing the brightness and tone, so you're not glaring at an overly bright screen late at night without realising the ambient light has dropped.

plus it's free, so if you don't like it, just uninstall it.
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This is a normal post I stopped getting headaches after installing this

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This is a normal post While I applaud the idea
Its not mucking about with the brightness, merely the colour temperature. For someone who does a fair bit of image editing in the evenings that's a definite no-no. I like the idea though.
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This is a normal post No good at all if you're a graphic designer
with your work going to print, but for everyday use? Not a bad idea.
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This is a link post Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days

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This is a normal post hahahaha fuck

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This is a normal post Haha! Mental

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This is a normal post lovely!

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This is a normal post It must have been 'Pokenout' :)
I like that
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This is a normal post oooooh that pokamon bunch!
just MAD they are!
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This is a normal post Dugtrio?
pldh.net/media/dreamworld/051.png
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This is a normal post Gotta scat the hall

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This is a normal post Thank you. best pun today.
You can have the rest of the day off now.
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This is a normal post he must have had
MONSTER BALLS to do something like that
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This is a link post Giant Toffee Crisp.... I made this!
A while back I made a giant KitKat Chunky... the sugar high wore off, so I made this giant Toffee Crisp. Enjoy :)
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This is a normal post awesome

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This is a normal post oh. god. YES!
YES!
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This is a normal post that's astonishingly brilliant!
one question, why did you add sugar to the molten chocolate? is it to keep true to the original recipe or just because chocolate's enhance with extra sugar?!

edit - P.S - i loved the kit kat you did but i think this tops it
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This is a normal post good question
for some reason a toffee crisp isn't just like a giant rice crispie cake, the chocolatey bit with the crispies is kind of crumbly. so i added icing sugar and cocoa to try and make it more crumbly. it worked quite well - tasted very like a toffee crisp!

it took the recipient three weeks to eat it... :D
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This is a normal post ah cool, makes sense :)
THREE WEEKS?! that'd be one sitting for me ;p
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This is a normal post 'the recipient '
I have an image of a slavering chocolate junkie just gagging for it :)
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This is a normal post sounds like a right snackhead

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This is a normal post *want*

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This is a normal post Awesome
Can I have one please, I think I could probably get through it in a couple of days!

Clicky for awesomeness!
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This is a normal post fabulous

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This is a normal post I'm hungry now
ta :D
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This is a normal post Now build a giant vending machine to put them in :)

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This is a normal post This is superb in everyway - tremendously well done :D

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This is a normal post Fantastic
Im now drooling
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This is a normal post Ooh- bagsie the end bit!!
*clicks*
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This is a normal post Inspired by this one?


www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/382/1

But which is biggar??
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This is a normal post hahah
no way!! hadn't seen that! great minds ;)
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This is a normal post also
mine's bigger ;)
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This is a normal post Yaaaaaay!
B3tan crispy victory!

Now I'm hungry.
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This is a normal post What about the toffee crisp?

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This is a normal post That's awesome.
I might try and make one.

Was the mould a window box or was it some special extreme cake mould?
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This is a normal post a wallpaper dipping trough
from B&Q :D
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This is a normal post I like that

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This is a normal post Splendid work
Good work indeed! Toffee Crisps are indeed far superior to KitKats.

Next up should be a Double Decker. The size of an actual bus.
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This is a normal post haha yeah or a marathon 24, umm, 26, well twenty something miles long

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This is a normal post
A Lion bar made from actual lions?
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This is a normal post A Mars bar the size of Mars!

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This is a normal post A topic that's worth talking about!

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This is a normal post a twix, umm, sorta thing type stuff etc

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This is a normal post A
...A Milky Way the size of a, er... Galaxy?


Wait. That doesn't work.
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This is a normal post no but it'd be fucking awesome

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This is a normal post a dime the size of a dime
/is out of ideas blog
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This is a normal post A Wagon Wheel the size of
a dinner plate!
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This is a normal post oooo you through a curve ball!
a jaffa cake the size of an actual cake now THAT is something worth doing
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This is a normal post A Wham bar made out of George Michael

(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post a snickers bar that laughs while you eat it

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This is a normal post A giant Terry's Chocolate Orange would be a sight to behold!

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This is a normal post A pair of snickers that you can wear

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This is a normal post wagon wheels
are the work of the devil. and gross.
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This is a normal post Excellent :)

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This is a normal post I think I love you
nÖm ... now do a GIANT malteser, (you can keep ya giant kitkat though - blee).
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This is a normal post loved that,good show!

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This is a normal post Brilliant
Though you need some brand variety, Nestle are cunts.
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This is a normal post agreed
they wouldnt even donate money to comic relief last year. dicks.

giant crunchie?
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This is a normal post The music was made by a B3tan, amirite?
The Disco King, if my memory serves correctly...
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This is a normal post It was me!
:)
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This is a normal post thanks
for the great tune :D
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This is a normal post I love how the cat comes in, casually looking around
Then sees the bar and goes "Woah, what's THAT doing there?"
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This is a normal post hungry cat
she was probably actually trying to work out how to get inside and eat it...
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This is a normal post You went the extra mile with the wrapper!
Brilliant!
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This is a normal post Dont know whey
But I was listning to "Parsifal" by Wagner on youtube at the same time as this.
I highly recommend muting the sound and playing the above song in sync. It makes the experience so much more epic.
try link
www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7kWlTCx6m_k&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Ffeature%3Dplayer_embedded%26v%3DyVbHoxssSKM&start2=&authorName=Micky
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This is a normal post SMART PRICE SMART PRICE SMART PRICE
Seriously. This project must have knocked you back at least 17p. You should have put it up on Kickstarter.
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This is a normal post Peanut butter kitkat chunky
You should make a giant peanut butter kitkat chunky!


Alternatively, try and trump the Toblerone festival's giant Toblerone: photo here:
engelbrektganskaperfekt.blogg.se/images/2011/102-kg-toblerone_162012801.jpg 102kg apparently. Had to be smashed apart with a mallet!
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This is a link post Mark Hamill wants to help the younglings
ronseal
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