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This is a link post Arrrrg, shiver me timbers it be the Higgs Bosun.
Is it pirate headline day?
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! they corrected it

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got a screen cap of a cached version?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going back for the grab when I discovered it had been fixed.
I much prefer the nautical version of the particle, or should that be 'nauticle'
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post the opening sentence is giving me a headache all the same,
how can he give his name to what is "likely" to be the "Higgs boson"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They're pretty sure that it's the Higgs particle...
It's whether or not it fits the Boson side of things that remains uncertain, as I understand it...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post no I mean
if it's called the Higgs Boson, he has most definitely given his name to it, whether they have just found it or not. He hasn't given his name to what they have just found.

But now the sciencey bit. It's definitely a boson of some sort. They don't yet know if it's a Spin 0 (scalar) Boson, which is what the Higgs boson is supposed to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post if it exists

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post it's still called the Higgs Boson even if it doesn't exist.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well
in that case, I would like to name my own non-existant particle, the Ginger Pimple
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post what is?

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post in other misspelt news
"Farming unions demand the reversal of recent cuts in the price of milk as diary farmers consider protests and disrupting supplies."
according to the BBC News front page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post ALL HAIL SAURON

(Jimmers, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Also:
frrole.com/o/amazing-view-of-the-shard-laser-light-sh-bengilman-london
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no architect
but that's a WICKED cheese grater
 (Jimmers, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post We all know what kind of ring you're really after.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like I'm not the only person who had that thought...

(philbo baggins, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post BAGGGGGINS!
I SEE YOU
 (I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out Bilbo!!!
He wants your special ring!!!

Edit: Is it Bilbo? I know fuck all about Harry Potter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No, you're thinking of Joda.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a link post Infographaday
This chap is trying to illustrate an event from his day every day for a year.

He's over half way through and some of them are quite nice.
 (bill g christmas, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No June 1st 2nd 7th, 8th, 9th 12th ............
But they are pretty cool!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post Honesty shouldn't go unrewarded.
The Chinese guy @1.10 looks like hes saying 'Fluck! Immiglation again'
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post nice ad
just annoying its for a credit card
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a reward?
I'd be fucking mortified.

But it turned out to be an advert for credit cards. So it goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post oh...
so thats what the banks are doing with all our money,
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i think i'd just prefer the sunglasses

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Plight of the action hero I made this!
Cheers lads for the welcome to b3ta for myself and the No Friends sketch. Here's another small clip we made that weekend.
(CaptainTrain, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice
honestly, I preferred your no friends sketch, but loving the originality and looking forward to your next one :)
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
congrats on making the newsletter BTW. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Glad me a smile on Friday, which isn't a bad thing at all. Keep it up!
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post A Matter Of Great Importance
Thank God for mobiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
yes I did a lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post and I don't even own a Facetweet

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That was brilliant! Sums it up perfectly.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why tell us what equipment you used? - posted from my HP Probook 6360b
I clicked through to the Youtube page and its in the title. It still bewilders me that people do this.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Replied using my thumbs, middle and index fingers

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This reply was brought to you by Logitech
and the letter X
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post XD
sent from my Leapfrog.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what that is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post cute

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too..
Another 'matter of great importance' I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree entirely.
Sent from my iPad.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
sent from my wankstation
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Cos folks always ask, 'What camera did you use, what software to edit it, where did you get the music?' etc
So you may as well put it into the info and save yourself the bother of replying, surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Lucky the kitten saved from Plymouth recycle van crusher
Awwwwww!
 (I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheer up:
Think of the dozens that didn't get noticed in time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right.

How many cats do you think that Bin Cat lady put in the bin whose owners didn't happen to have a camera on their bin? My mind is at ease now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post LCaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwww....that's a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, great way to ruin my day, not only a cunt but a Plymouthian cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.....I think you'll find
EVERYONE from Plymouth is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly more of a cunt than your average cunt though..

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post as an ex-Plymothian
I support this message
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post We haven't seen our kitten "Squashy" in 3 days now
Should we be worried?
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a link post BEEP BEEP
'thanks fuckwit'
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Just think, she puts that finger in her fanny sometimes!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post From the angle of the clip,
it looks like that's where she was keeping it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think a bit of dribble just came out.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post what a fucking strange accent she was affecting!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Sounds like she was trying be posh and changes into Aussie at the end.
 (Sherbs, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a south african doing an impression of an australian trying to sound english

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it's called the news accent
News presenters suffer from it mostly, there's a charity for it I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Go The Aussie!
Loving it, makes me proud to be an Australian.
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Fuckwit!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how the news should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post I have no idea why but this just popped into my mind
Mike Flowers and the best version of Wonderwall.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post much better than the original

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ???
Having your ears filled with hot acid/angry bees is better than the original. It's the ultimate damned-by-faint-praise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who did win the Brit-Pop war in the end?
Blur or Oasis?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of blurs stuff is quite listen-able whilst Oasis just make me feel ill.
I prefer Gorrilaz to Blur though but then i've always like Jamie Hewletts work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I still like a bit of Blur now and again,
Oasis, however, only ever had one good song, which they continually rehashed with different titles and lyrics until it wasn't funny anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what the good lady said

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post and they stole it off the beatles...

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Beatles, you say?
I'll write that down. That's worth remembering.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate Oasis
but they are still better than Blur

abd Damon fucking Albarn ruins everything he is involved with
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, but you're wrong.
*checks official "book of music"*

Yup: wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post nope
there was a full judicial enquiry, and Damon Albarn was found Cunty
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah.
That was NEVER in question.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Being cunty does not negate talent.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post no
but what has that got to do with Albarn?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Which brings us nicely onto the Senseless Things
My first introduction to Hewlett.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Blur were ever taking part
They just quietly got on with being better.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The media decided Blur won on the basis of the sales of one single,
despite Oasis having sold more records over the course of their career. Although Oasis were shit so it's not really an injustice.

I think the record industry insisted on releasing their records at the same time just to make it seem more exciting. Oasis might have been spoiling for a fight though, the dirty mancs, but Damon Albarn probably had to stay in and do his maths homework.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes, it's all true
Media: OASIS OASIS OASIS!
Headless masses: BUY BUY BUY!
Media: Blur's better
Masses: Bugger...
Oasis: Al-reet, weer da best in da worrrld!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they even coined the term "britpop"
to make buying it feel like patriotism
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Elastica

Definitely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Supergrass
By virtue of still being around.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post so are The Who*,
the irony of which is incredible.

*well two of them anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, Supergrass split up a couple of years ago

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cremley Spoffman

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is lovely :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I've heard this once or twice before but always good to have it again.

Quality video as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post Filmed in Russia so alcohol played a part, but there's a rumble at the pool.
Starts off with a bloke in the pool who gets dragged out, then the security arrive and it all kicks off.

Very enjoyable!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! that security was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 1996
no-one died
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 1997
no-one died
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 1998
Someone died
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 1999
There was the incident with the pigeon
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 2000
no-one died
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 2001
Pigeon elected world president, shares in breadcrumbs skyrocket
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 2002
Pigeon died
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 2003
Cats Protection League delisted as a terrorist organisation
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 2004
Dogs required to be muzzled at all times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 2005 Katrina and the Waves play a gig in New Orleans.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
They were a bit shit. Looks like they started it in the first place.
 (Sherbs, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post they're all mad I tell you.
is it even possible to find a Russian video that isn't mental in one way or another?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This man seems normal.
youtu.be/lJTzzVsUNAU

Oh..
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post no
but nobody say I didn't try
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post umm...
no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PckTo-pzyx8

just no.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon it's 'cos it wasn't a swimming pool,
rather a wildlife centre, that you probably weren't meant to swim in.
Still, thanks, Pissflaps; I feel I've learnt something valuable there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Still, that wouldn't stop you from hanging around the shallow end with a bag of sweets.
Hoping to pick up a sexy young dolphin.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i think all drunken fights should take place next to a swimming pool
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
You just knew they were going to fall in though - far too much Russian around!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dolfins are the smartist.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post ?
I have no idea what this game is but it looks barmy.
(Sherbs, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the eclectic mix of art styles I would guess this is a homebrew project with art lifted from elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope!
PuLiRuLa is an actual arcade game from 1991, with various console ports.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never... wonder if it runs on M.A.M.E?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No way
I actually have it and didn't realize. Yeah it works. The MAME is great eh. There are two versions over on rom-world.
 (Sherbs, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't help but read that in Professor Frink's voice.
Sorry*
*I'm not
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha whaaaa. Oh it's the deviant... with bumming and the hurting and the things that go bzzz! bzzz! bzzzz!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
*sniff*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post OY! You two. Pack it in.
Amadeus, why did you make your sister cry, hmm??

GO TO YOUR ROOM.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I have the remorse

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it always raining in your pics?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not rain.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "Liquid Excitement"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rain in art is an excellent device to convey a sense of sadness and install in the viewer a melancholic state of mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post and is a useful cover story for kitten bukkake videos

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I found out the other day that Bukkake is actually an innocent word in japanese.
literally means "splash"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Vodka Bukkake on the rocks please, Barkeep"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So's "douche".

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post and Jizz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_(birding)
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Found the body in the boot yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Herb's old car from the other day?
www.b3ta.com/links/820278#post820293
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a link post Expensive new NT exhibition centre at Giant's Causway causes a minor brouhaha.
I haven't heard too much about this, tbh- thoughts?

There's a petition against it, for those that like to sign online petitions (here)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, Martin McGuinness is involved.
It should get knee-capped and blown up soon.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post seems a bit pointless to include Creationist beliefs unless they are mocking them
i.e. Here's the Giant's Causeway, it's 60 million years old. Some people think the earth is only 6 thousand years old.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a place for the local myth about it being made by giants,
I hope that's mentioned somewhere, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, well spotted!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's the point.
There should be a scientific explaination and also a section explaining the myths and fairy tales that have been used to explain it. The fairy tales section should include Creationism. With something like, "Even today some people, such as Creationists, choose to believe...."
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the problem is the wording: I doubt it's prefaced by "Amongst other folk tales, the creationist myth...."
Otherwise the Christian Spokesperson wouldn't sound so smug.
(Totally in favour of mentioning indigenous oral folk history. Decades ago I read up on Irish folk stories, thanks to Brian O'Nolan)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post To be sure.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Some comedy gold in the comments..
"It was made by Flying Spaghetti Monster using His noodly appendages. We have pictures."
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Once you've gone over the science there's not an awful lot to say about the giant's causeway
It must be quite a struggle filling a whole visitor centre with worthwhile information.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post same could be said about Ireland in general

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why I favour the visitors centres which are filled with Guinness.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefered McGuinness back in the old days.
A more believable politician then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for Eega - your average asian love story revenge thriller with a hero killed and reincarnated as a fly
Same people that did the mental Endhiran
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post tollywood
is smashing bollywood for originality right now! Love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate's the effects lead at the studio, I'm so proud of him :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post in Chennai or Hyderabad?
the effects in robot were a bit sketch at times but combining amazingly orginal special effects ideas and the flawlessly god like acting of Rajnikhanth made for a great film. This fly one looks slicker though! must be amazing being involved in them.
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hyderabad
from what I can tell the deadlines are a bit extreme, so re-renders and animation fixes are less important to the execs than getting the entertainment out the door.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it was still way better home viewing than most Hollywood summer blockbuster shite
Apparently the only way to get any new '80s style movies is keep an eye on these guys...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they deliberately have to make look a bit low budget?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It is
Relatively speaking.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
But it's not like matte lines, perspective and lighting issues are to do with budget.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Tollywood?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post kids fun place near Dresden:
www.tollywood-spielwelt.de/
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollywood is from bombay and are in Hindi
Tollywood films are in Tamil language (i.e. south India)
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter crap!
Bollywood is filmed in Bradford and Tollywood is filmed in Tamworth.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hollywood is filmed in Halifax.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, god: that last shot!
*squirms*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post WOO
That looks pretty bloody ace, actually.
and it's been a while since a trailer has made me wince (the very last scene)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post looks shit...
like bollywood.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man that looks great
Endhiran was superb too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the Granton Star Cause by Irvine Welsh. Only less scag heads and weegie cunts.
This is my favourite scene. The day Boab meets God. A scruffy, sweary old cunt in a Glasgow pub. "Shut it, cunt!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn1DXyHSWsg
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Scene
But a more chippy Glaswegian might take offence. It is in an Edinburgh pub, ya radge!
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! Of course!
Sorry, Glasgow cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a god I could believe in

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Mental!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Just the best moonwalking you have EVER SEEN.
Really, he's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
*gobsmacked*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :D awesome

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!
I like how he's got his shirt off, like he thinks he's some kind of athlete when really he's just producing comedy gold.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes it clear you are a street performer, not just some nutter
Seemed to be how it worked all over Europe while I was wandering around over there, even in the middle of bloody winter, the less clothes, the more serious about his art was the street performer, apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't work as an explanation for me when i was a professional flasher and got questioned by the cops.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Also seems to help if you're fit as a butchers dog and have over styled facial hair.
And own a unicycle.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post seal clap and laugh

(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is this not an olympic discipline?
Like racewalking or synchronized swimming.
 (Haz, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You can see his skidded underpants.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing
truly, truly amazing
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone's got to be good at something I guess ...

(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the same trouble with my shoes...
...on the way to work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 6 Jul 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post Slit-scan weirdness.
T-r-i-p-p-y :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop messing with my head!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How's that done then?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the matter? Too busy fucking kids to google?
God, you make me vomit blood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And how's tabby today?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Not good, Bready, not good.
So, so angry- I wish I had a bucket of puppies that I could feed into a wood-chipper to cheer myself up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to hear that matey.
My question was actually in reference to your cat though, it is a tabby isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Just gazzed you a litre of liquid cowshit :(
Does he look like a tabby?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT
EVAH
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're going with "he" then?
Morning Tabs!
How are you this fine summers day?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely a "he".
Summer? "Summer"? "SUMMER"!!!!???
No....no: The word sounds familiar but I can't remember what it actually means.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll just gloss over the vagina then...
This summers been fucking awful true.
Apparently the Jet streams been throwing a hissy fit this summer.
We're getting rain and Americas getting the end of days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, the weather's the least of my worries at present.
Though "glossing over the vagina" made me (micro)smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post A micro smile eh? Well praise from Caesar is praise indeed.
Sorry to hear something's pissing on your chips.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Basically slowing down or speeding up the line by line reproduction of the image, in order, top to bottom, or vice versa,
So, say, if the background is still and the foreground object is rotating, then it will come to resemble a spiral as the top part is rendered faster than the bottom part.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Coo, clever!
Ta.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome, I've seen it done a darned sight poorer years ago in some exhibition thing, the screen split into about 12 sections top to bottom.
Presumably the short cars bit is the same thing but done sideways.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't let David Lynch see this.
He will make it into a two hour film.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a large screen at Amsterdam's Centraal train station
It's showing the area in front of it, and if you walk on, your image is introduced to the feed in the form of spazzy wavey lines. I have NO idea how it worked but it was pretty damn cool
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be the drugs, man.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Where about is this screen ?

(fire_exit, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what last weekend looked like.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post So like Muse's video for Unintended then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LOFXwPwC4

From 1999
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.



It's not raining.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.




No Cliff Richard.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never really understood badminton.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Henman rides horses?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He loves them.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got just the site for him then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Friday Floof..
Cute, check. Pandas,check. Slide,check.

What's not to like? :)
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post One day, just one day, they'll catch her and maul her to death.
And then she'll regret these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post One day they'll work out what a penis is for and then they'll rule the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I thougth thats what they were doing?
Just a lack of motor skills let them down....
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 6 Jul 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a link post Eastenders recent plot lines depicted in Modern top 40 hits.
Short but very sweet.

Super Massive Raver details the recent goings on in Albert square to the backdrop of Azealia Banks- "212"
(Tivert, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 5:14, Reply)

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