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This is a link post Drug cheat at 3.28
apparently this vid is part of the opening ceremony
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This is a normal post u must watch on the tub

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't need to watch this to know the opening ceremony will be shit.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post someone has to do it

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post At £7.5k a second
I know my blood pressure couldn't cope. Oh and a load of cars outside have tickets cos there's a match on two miles away. Happy oylmipics one and all!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post I am a writer.
An insight into the lifestyle of a top novelist.

I laughed
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Felt like jaaaaammmmmmm

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good call.
I haven't watched/listened to Jam/Blue Jam in ages.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Do not allow yourself to be programmed
for once in your life, take control

nice bit of classic UR for a summers evening
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This is a normal post Super Boss!

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This is a normal post Quality!!!

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This is a link post 2012 Great British Beer Festival beer/cider list released
I've no idea if any of you lot will be heading to this, but I've been waiting for this list to be released for some time.
8th August - getting my drink on
9th August - getting my hangover on
'Tis full of real ale cunts but it's great for the people watching if nothing else.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I'm no lightweight but I doubt I could get through more that 3 or 4 pints before my taste buds go

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The secret is to just get the free tasters
all day. LOL!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what the 1/3 pint glasses are for :)
Though that only delays matters :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I always drink halves at the beer fessies. Get more variety in.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, and they take up less space in the kitchen too :)

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post My cupboards are rammed with exotic pints and halves
Need to stop acquiring these bloody things whilst drunk.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I fully agree on the People watching.
Yeeeears ago I went to it at Olympia and we were just sitting there enjoying a sip or two when we saw 'TV's wine expert' Oz Clarze staggering towards the gents looking like he had been enjoying himself. I didn't think anything of it but about 15 mins later two security guards 'casual, don't cause alarm jogged' into the toilet and we noticed that there was a flashing light above the door. They later carried him out in a barely semi conscious state between them and took him out a side door.

My opinion of him went up that day.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done that man!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Would love to go this year
but not sure I've got the time. I'll try and make it though, cause I love the beer

On a side note, finally got round to putting another brew on. Currently in the fermenting bucket, so ETA 4 weeks!
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This is a normal post Yay for beer festivals.
I'm a real cider lady (not a real ale cunt). We've been to 4 beer and cider fests so far this year. I've almost convinced Mr t0ria that cider is better than beer, especially since we got to know the local CAMRA cider boss who runs the cider bars, and get lots of freebies.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't drink much cider anymore
due to a bad gut, but love real ale. I've only made 2 beer fests this year, but still plenty of time left!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wot, no Hitachino or Minoh?
:( Got myself silly drunk on imperial stout when out in the land of the rising tentacle.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm massively disappointed that there is nothing from the
FFF Brewery. Pressed Rat & Warthog is the best Real Ale I have ever tasted.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What are "real ale cunts"?
Are they the same sort of people who claim to smell stuff in wine that couldn't possibly be in there... like plums? Or people who talk shite about what they're drinking generally?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably correct there
I enjoy drinking real ale. Each one is different. I don't flaunt myself as an expert and one of the only people allowed to drink it because I'm an "expert". You don't need to know the varieties of hops in a drink to enjoy it*, do you?

*get pissed as a wet fart
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a link post Think I've lost my appetite. (fixed link) NSFW
Culinary literature probably best avoided.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post for those who missed the original broken version
It linked to the shopping basket, as to imply nocturne72 was planning to purchased said (GC) literature
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This is a normal post If i wanted to eat jizz I'd go to McDonalds like everyone else.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post My local kebab shop has been putting jizz in my brother's food for years.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post while he watched?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well bollocks to that

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a hard decision whether to spit or swallow
the dessert.
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This is a normal post Cumming home to those meals would certainly be a surspunk.

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This is a normal post Miss F and Herbs love it on draught

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I heard
that Miss F likes to pull a pint of it then leave it to settle for a nice creamy top.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez I'm trying to drink here
*retches*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
Oh fuck, I was replying to Fray Brentos about real ale!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha!
yeah suuure you were... hahaha.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *damn*

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You ladies should settle this
in the jelly pit

*sets up camera*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i am starting to get paranoid...
there's cameras following me everywhere these days!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just for research
trufs
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This is a normal post That's the Wifes crimbo sorted then

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post A new level of weirdness in Japanese restaurants
The Robot Restaurant in Tokyo offers a brand new way to entertain its visitors. Giant robots with female torsos operated by girls in bikinis roll among the tables and dance for the audience.
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This is a normal post Fuck off you spamming twat

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpO57NltoAI
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This is a normal post You are very open about your bedroom paraphernalia

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot "I made this"
=D
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This is a normal post O hai ebotmagazine!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The subject is just plain Ronseal
And, thank you for all the comments on all the other links that you commented on. Now, on to your next board. You are a hard worker.
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This is a normal post Haha, ace - they remind me of fibreglass funfair figures
However, unfortunately it appears you have only posted an interesting link on /links and not "joined in" with the /links community (which appears to be a rule not yet added to the list), therefore I will take back my enjoyment of that link immediately and never look at anything you post again.

Sorry.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAMCUNT?

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This is a normal post I'm going to be here a while.
*clicks again*
*scratches head*
*clicks again*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i clicked this once earlier, saying oh cool how did he get a vid to embed in a reply?!
and said 'doh' and again just now as i clicked on it again.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone selling cheap spambot programs again?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Five 'jealous' wives rape Nigerian man to death
Turns out there's a downside to polygamy.


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This is a normal post viagra overdose
leading to heart attack

See: Bucket List
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I kept looking for the downside.
He lived a long life, what the heck? Better than dying in a nursing home.
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This is a normal post Undertaken may also have
some fun with his stiffy

Double bonus
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only think that his last words were similar to this classic line from "Sixteen Candles"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDGhVkQ7qzA
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The site's tag line seems appropriate
Journalism of Courage
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This is a normal post Death by Snoo Snoo

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This is a link post Extreme Road Rage NSFW
NSFW b/c swears...
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This is a normal post I think we all know what the story will be
"uh, I felt really intimidated my the bikes and defended myself with the car because I was so terribly afraid for my life"
BS, but it is the go-to defense in these situations
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This is a normal post Cunt vs cunts as far as I can see.
Regardless of that car's inconsiderate/dangerous driving, if those bikers wanted to, they could have fucked off into the distance and ignored the car. Instead, they start chest-bumpin' and getting all up in each other's faces.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^
i ride a m.bike and the last thing any rider needs to do is get a rage on... If i experience a twat I just get out of their way and get on with having fun.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post True dat. Fun and feeling the breeze is what it's all about.
Or going around in a gang harrassing car drivers.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not proper bikers either
very bad gear for biking
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that.
And whilst it looks like they're riding in a hot country, I'd rather be a bit sweaty than lose all my skin after that idiot knocked me off my bike. They should have had some more reflective gear on if nothing else.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post just got back from Portugal
most guys there ride their Ninjas/fireblade etc to the beach in shorts a t-shirt and FLIPFLOPs... I shit you not.. left me feeling cold
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, how the fuck do you change gear in flipflops?? (ignoring all the other clothing issues here)

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^^^
I try and keep away from dickhead-drivers, car Vs Bike, car wins. It's always best to get out of dodge.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Triangle vs. Bike
Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post erm... he did try to murder one of the bikers...

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Like I said though, cunt vs cunts.
I'm guessing that an initial mistake from the car driver caused the hive of bikers to become agitated. I ride into London every day so I'm well versed on cunt-avoidance. I wouldn't have been within a country mile of this car driver after his first display of ineptitude.
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This is a normal post ...behaving like dicks as opposed to attempted murder <> cunts Vs cunts
I spent 10 years as a motorcycle courier in London and am constantly amazed by the lack of concern people (including the police) show when something like that happens. When you strike another road user / pedestrian with your car ON PURPOSE it is extremely serious. The biker was nearly forced into the median (I think thats what I have to call it over here) if he had of lost control at that speed the consequences would have been extremely serious probably fatal. The bikers may be dicks, whatever, the penalty for being a bit of a dick should not be death.

I hope they dragged the car driver out of his car and curb stomped him into a wheel chair.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey, that's harsh.
You've certainly done your time in a biking gladatorial arena of London. I bike into town every day too. Likesay, these bikers should have buzzed off and left this moron to eat their dust although I appreciate the temptation to "stomp him into a wheelchair".
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This is a normal post Obviously thats an overeaction to the drivers actions...
but I am a 'merkin now so I can go all shock and awe if I wanna! :)

What irks me is everyone views peoples actions as tit for tat, for the most part the motorcyclist actions are irrelevant to the point that the car driver tried on more than one occasion to kill someone. Why didn't he pull over and let the motorcyclists on their merry way? It is almost like some people think that in some way the Motorcyclists deserved it...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a biker do this the other morning on the A1
Car went past me doing about 80 with what appeared to be a bike glued to his arse.

The driver of the car kept changing lanes with the bike following a few seconds later.

Also top tip for bikers from a driver.
Putting your high beams on will make you more noticeable.
However if you're right behind me I now can't see a bloody thing in my mirrors.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post a gang of men will always act responsibly, its a well proven fact

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots are everywhere
I've had people do that to me while on my cycle. Best thing is to allow them to go on their merry way and not have them splat you into tomato paste.
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This is a normal post I notice how the video ends just as they're talking about 'fucking him up', wouldn't want to make himself look like a bad guy now, would he?
Bikers were cocks intimidating the driver, driver shouldn't have swerved into that bike as he did though, there are no winners here, only losers on both sides.
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This is a link post Mary Tamm aka Romana dies, aged 62
You'd think she'd Regenerate

RIP
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaw
All the best companions seem to be dying off now.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, that's two assistants now to die from cancer in their early 60's.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post cosmic radiation...
time travel is fucking harsh man.
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This is a normal post More like the doing it in a blue wooden box
what protection is that going to offer you?
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This is a link post Cat shows off
and doesn't do a good job.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post "I born in factory. They put me wrapper. They seal me in a box..."
A heartwarming tale that isn't quite what it seems.
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This is a normal post I like that :)
Very interesting.
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This is a normal post gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\/\/\/\
What she said.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty good

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This is a link post Fuck me, a lion!
Ronseal.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
I'd probably do much the same if confronted by a lion that was bigger than me. Which most of them are.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ok i'll fuck you
shit theres a lion over there...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post please no.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not sure i'd make enough from fucking to fuck you a lion.
i can try though.
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This is a link post Leaked pitch for a Lord of the Rings Remake! I made this!
A pitch has been leaked to remake Lord of the Rings in 3D AND 4D!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And the leaked pitch
was leaked on the Leaked Pitches blog by Mr Leaked Pitch. What are the odds?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cynic.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely all films are 3D?
You know, Height, width and time?
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This is a normal post
Spamcunt fuck off
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This is a normal post HELLO

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
oh. pitches. with a p. never mind.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone selling cheap spambot programs again?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post Children less honest now than 10 years ago

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This is a normal post maybe if they all got back on the drugs and fags they wouldnt be so fat

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Great. Means more drugs for us.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!!
Drugs!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post Dagger Brothers Beast Tour
So, a band on my mates record label are going on tour, and plan to make a Rockumentary of their (probably depraved, decadent, and degraded) experiences on said tour.

There is a video of them, naked in a field (SFW....ish) telling you exactly what to expect if you help them

I like them a lot. Here's an old classic of theirs: "Release the Thunderball"
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This is a link post ShedBlog likes my image* from the Shed Challenge
*Not just mine though

Should I be pleased?
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This is a normal post Yeah.
It's all credited and correct.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear Rob got a shedload of cash

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post whilst the rest of us, visiting the site, get cashe loads of sheds?

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This is a normal post badum tish : D
not see you round for a while, hope you're fine and dandy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Clapt'!
I'm well thanks - just not got a lot of time to be on b3ta these days...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, well played!

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This is a normal post v v v good

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This is a normal post
i would be happy to have your image as a poster in my shed :)
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This is a link post Embarrassing mix-up at Kuwaiti sports event
Reassuring to hear it's not just us Brits who screw things up.

EDIT: ok so it's GC, oops
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This is a normal post
not as good as..


www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fQ2xa-9lU
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This is a link post Iranian Nuclear Facilities hit by virus playing AC/DC
This is probably not actually true but it's funny to imagine.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Genki Sudo - World order in New York
Rather cool japanese music video, which I hadn't seen before. GC search says was posted here in December 2010, but I'm guessing that's long enough ago folks might not remember it/have seen it...
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This is a normal post it pops up from time to time on here
but always welcome with me, check out his pre-fight entrance montage vids too, just amazing, one of the best MMA fighters ever IMO
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This is a normal post New Yorkers are cunts
And I'm double stamping that as a fact. Done.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i live in New York
and this is not completely true.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post unt!

(, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's handy
I was trying to remember who this was, yesterday evening. Ta!
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