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This is a link post Office Party Rescue - shift the blame, erase the shame I made this!
However much of a twat you make of yourself at the office party, have no fear - Office Party Rescue will take the heat
(steinerdrome, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen this before! its great, did you really make it?


Edit: Didn't realise you'd made a few. Nice work. *CLICK*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:07, Reply)
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Thank you, yes i really did make it! I was going to do another one this year but didn't sort it out in time. Next year though...
 (steinerdrome, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post If you click edit on the OP and replace the url with this;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRVJFvABe38

it will embed.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
i can't - because i posted it last year on this board I can't use that link

oh - it appears that I can
 (steinerdrome, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *gasps*

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt be damned
It was funny
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Excellent! are you available for hire next wednesday?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They get more revolting each time
Jolly well done.
Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Proudly I have never been to an office party.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of my all-time-favourite vids!
Great job!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:49, Reply)
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wow! thanks very much - please forward the link
 (steinerdrome, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I sent to loads of people last year and will do so again this year!
It will be my pleasure.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Flipping brilliant!
Do people still have parties in their offices?

I've never been to one in all my years of work
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure a designer at the agency I work at is in the background of a few of those videos

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This is like Barry Scott knocking on your door and asking you to try his Cillit Bang stuff.
Love this video, hope you keep making them.
 (tedster, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Ancient Aliens Debunked
Get ready to watch someone criticize the History Channel for 3 hours.

This is actually an awesome documentary looking at the History Channel program Ancient Aliens. It features mainly clips from the show, which are interviews with a cross between Dr. Steve Brule and David Icke. There are also interviews with an archaeologist who seems to have focused his career on arguing *against* the claim that aliens built all of our stone monuments and artifacts.

It has a section about those crystal skulls in PhosphorBurnedEyes' post.

Anyway, here's a clip of one of one of the show's main experts: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9w-i5oZqaQ#t=4m27s
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, this keeps cropping up in my recommendations
Have you actually watched it?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post shamefully,
...yes. I spent a day last week trying to learn Python by coding all day, and I had this on in the background. I think I paid more attention to the video, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's hardcore. But I'm very intrigued to know why his argument is 3+ hours long.
Unless he goes through every episode.

I might sit down and give it a go on Christmas day. Nothing ever happens after that lunch bit.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like every Friday at work for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
every Friday at
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an hour into this and it's fantastic.
I love seeing sensationalist twatfucks being outted on TV by people who've actually done hard research and not got all of their facts from Wikipedia and their assumptions from their pea-sized brains.

If you want to learn about History, you shouldn't watch the history channel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to learn about haunted Nazi UFOs on the other hand....

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post Indiana Jones lawsuit
Dr. Jaime Awe, director of the Institute of Archeology of Belize versus Walt Disney Company, and Paramount Pictures.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, Dr Awe is going to look like a bit of a prat when this doesn't get to court

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I still say 'Epic fail'
or is that not in any-more?
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll be allowed to say "Epic Fail" forever when refering to Indiana Jones and Crystal Skulls

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Crysis is £2.49 this weekend on Steam.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards, I bought this two weeks ago
That's it, I'm not buying anything from Steam until the sales.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yer, the Christmas sale is imminent.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, next wednesday / Thursday I reckon it'll kick off
Still got games to play from the Halloween and summer sales...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still rinsing FTL: Faster Than Light
Great game, shit-fucking-hard to complete.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Great game, I have managed to take out the mothership a few times.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my regular sunday morning coffee and hangover game.
Closest i've gotten is 2nd to last jump got another couple of races ships unlocked though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've knocked off it's first rung several times
But the drone spam always fucks me up. Still enjoying the game; something new every playthrough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 20th December apparently
I have started adding Steam credit ready, waiting for Arkham City GOTY hopefully, should be on there :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought Max Payne 3 of Steam a few weeks ago cuz it was cheap. £7
Having never played anything Max Payne related thinking that it really wasn't my thing i found it to be one of the most epicly entertaining games I've played in recent times. I give it a bullet to the face rating of 9/10.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Mental Headline of the Day.
Pfft!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
good grief. this planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Some more bi-lingual japes here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha this is the third time this has happened
It's not real
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly true that it's not true
www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/13/montreal-bylaw-requires-dogs-to-be-bilingual/
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely we should just learn to speak dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Woof!



way ahead of you
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What if he dog is a bit thick?
or deaf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He dog is to busy with skeletor to give a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
about 10 years ago, Tim Henman was due to play David Nalbandian at Wimbledon. I was checking ceefax for something or other, and saw my faourite Ceefax missing letters headline:

He man wary of Na bandian cha lenge
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!
i had to read that twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You're getting faster then?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post it is amazing what coffee instead of wine can do!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i had a dog
that only understood spanish... trouble is i don't speak spanish.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the French...
exile them to the swamps of Louisiana say I.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
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god no, please don't send them to the US.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't panic, they'll be living in the swamp with the cajun.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't we just exile them to the bottom of the mariana trench?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a link post Inside Chernobyl
Interesting little doc revisiting Chernobyl and Pripyat last year. There have been lots of photos but nice to see video.

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, skip to 31:50 where they go into the basement of Pripyat hospital. Freaky. (A normal reading is between 0.10-0.30)
(pipsterk It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Transformers 3 informed me of all I need know about this Chernobyl business
In the most insensitive way possible.

But I'll bookmark this for later, ta.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen Transformers 3
But I have no reason to doubt its factual accuracy
 (pipsterk It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They all die in the end

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite possibly one of the worst films ever made
and in the bad way, not the good way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They probably blew most of the budget on catering.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
one day I shall stop laughing at this joke.

but this is not that day.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post worse than 2?
That takes some doing
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 had good bits (3 of them, I think), but only if you were a Transformers fan
I liked Megatron and Starscream bitching, the torture-Sam scene and the fight in the woods.

The only good bit in 3 was the Mexican stand-off; the films were good when they treated the Transformers as proper characters, but mostly it was GIANT-ROBO-SPLOSION-MONSTERS!

Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It is abysmal.
But the SFX are still jaw dropping. Bay really understands how to use CGI and lighting so it's almost seamless. That's as much praise as I'm willing to give him.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye the basement is a bit grim...
I flew over Chernobyl when it was cooking off, unlike easyjet and it's ilk Aeroflot didn't charge extra for it, but they also didn't mention it until afterwards.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Such tragedy
Given that it is now over twenty five years and those uniforms must be rotting away, it is horrifying how radioactive they still are.
Good find.

Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright Rev.
How are the hooters?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Shii........wii for women NSFW
OOoooh! Looks like a winner!
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone else finding
the sound about 45 seconds out of sync?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
Its rubbish...
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
The whole experience was sub-par, frankly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awfully sorry, the whole point of it was missed off the end.
Fixed it now.
Sorry.
sorry
sorry
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nintendo Wiis are like the cats of the console market
Shit.. and cunts.

Shitcunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post Lots of cyclists falling over
on a hill
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the part where the cyclist falls over...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That was also my favourite part.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post At .44 seconds
why is the guy spectator going to punch the guy thats just fell off his bicycle?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A guy with a red cape was there to help
at 0:27
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they all pissed or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post Cosmic Pup 1 – BrainMonkey - Animation/Puppet Show I made this!
I went and donedid a mation dint I!
Well it's more of a puppet show utilising bits of cardboard and draw runners to move mouths up and down and that.. My site link - www.cosmicpup.com/



Hope you like it :)
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 23 days and you haven't learnt how to embed??
*Shakes head in disgust*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post now
stay around to accept any, some, or no criticism. Im not clicking it til I know you are a real person.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cosmic Cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
i liked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been drinking again?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a silly question.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post She has been drinking coffee!
I know!

I didn't know she drank coffee either!

I was shocked.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Embedding...
Yes, I'm thick as.... Was looking at the source code on other embeds but no cigar.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just use this bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM1UgYyM_Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Death to Videodrome!
I edited it, but the url won't change. Or do I bung just the url link in the message area, not the subject bit? No embed code at all????? Sure I tried that already.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be a browser issue
Maybe it's something else here. I'm using chromium in Linux. Kill it! Kill it! I'll try Firefox.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Literally
Just drop "www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM1UgYyM_Y" into the URL part of the form :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM1UgYyM_Y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM1UgYyM_Y


Urls everywhere! Still no good. PS. there is no url part, you mean subject, right? I will stick Windoze on later and have another go. Possibly something is messed up ere.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to edit your original post.
There is a URL field there (only the first post has that field and will show videos embedded).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks...
Right. That's the problem for definite. Problem is it won't edit. Keeps reverting back to previous link. - youtu.be/WpM1UgYyM_Y not www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpM1UgYyM_Y.

I'll do a fresh post. I'll delete it if that don't work.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!!!
Fixed! The link wouldn't re-edit on the original post. Dunno why. You tha man!
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
You're real :) By the way good work.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
And with confirmtion,. I have clicked 'like'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!!
Still can't embed. It's me. I'm a Benny. May have to go do proper work now Bollox.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was really bloody good I thought.
Style works really well.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man!
Rite, work time. Be back laters. Cheers ears!
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *face palm*
you will get it soon enough.... welcome to /links. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Done a delete on it dint I!
Didn't realise people would get the hump if I reposted it properly. Oh well. Bit silly the original url can't be edited though. Like it here though. It has stuff on it to read, watch, all that.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post deleting might be worse than reposting, it is a big no no round these parts.
but hey you have survived your first post! :)
the next question is... what is your feelings towards cats?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What is your feelings?
A fairy just died.

But yeah, come on, how do you feel about cats?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Deleting posts?
Careful now!

So, cats? Big fan of them I assume?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats
Oh...Yes. That ole Chestnut.
 (CosmicPoop, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a link post Article on kids in pubs.
The comments get a bit shouty, as you'd expect.
Right, I'm off to the pub.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post already there...
it IS friday after all....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A fine article, and completely correct
I was once in a pub garden in Camberwell having some dinner when some woman got out a potty for her tot to do a shit in. I have not been to South London since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha
Why that tickled me so I have no idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely true
Kids are lovely and everything, but there should be at least one place in life where I can socialise free from their mental, hyperactive antics; namely a pub. All the dads I know kinda of agree
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I totally agree, I'm not even a dad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If I take Freya to a pub
It's for dinner, and only to a family one. I want to go pub to drink, get drunk, throw up, make an arse out of myself, try and get off with a radiator then piss myself lying in the carpark with no top on. I'm sure my daughter doesn't want to witness that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sort of it really
You don't behave in a pub as if it was a tea party. I don't want to watch my language or tone down rowdy behavior because someone has brought their kids to a pub, their presence kills the atmosphere
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats why we have these things called cafes and restaraunts.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats classy
round our way they just scooch them a few inches back on the picnic tables and they shit there. Then the family moves to a different table.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to try that technique.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I do
works well, no one suspects a thing.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is
parents are right in principle that it is hard work having kids and they do need to live their lives and people should be a bit more tolerant. However, kids in pubs are just bloody annoying. It's a definite no no any time after dark, and even during the day it's only acceptable if they're sat down, well behaved, and not screaming.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right too
though the chap who bangs on about Organic and Gastro pubs in islington should be made to ONLY drink in pubs with kids in them
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in a pub right now, but that's because I'm the manager.
We've got two bars, one child-friendly and one child-free, and yet people still manage to complain. "I want to take my son into the front bar." "Why are there bloody kids in here?"
You can't please everyone all of the time. Actually, it's a struggle pleasing anyone sometimes.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello? How can I help?
I know some good jokes about peanuts.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post go on...

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/907430
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You certainly know how to placate me.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Pompous and misses the concept of a "public" house.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, like "public" schools.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate kids and pubs
so they can go there and piss as many people off as they like the little cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
KIPaC

but non-smokers hogging the outside tables are my pet peeve.

It's over, you won, you now have the inside of the pub!
Yes, but it's nicer out here, and would you mind not smoking at the next table to us?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Corny as Fuck

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to kill them all.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one massive slap that he gets in the first few seconds.
But then...how much nommage does he get from the chicks after that?! What the fuck? Sentimental American chicks are easy meat *books flights to the US*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post you have to not be really fat mind
not that i'm saying you're a fatty or that
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Mole...

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this just in....
there is a public health warning for the BU campus of a sudden widespread herpes and flu epidemic.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
You should have never touched those kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post blame it on the mistletoe

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whoever came up with the idea of making belts out of it was a genius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be much better
if he pulled down his pants, bent over and then the mistletoe was lowered next to his gaping ringpiece. Think about it - they'd then have to make out with his ASSHOLE! Can you imagine? It would be absurd!
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like their already making out with an asshole.
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, Nate-bait

(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post God I felt that slap.
She should be done for assault.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post Former MP Margaret Moran doesn't get sent down for nicking £53,000.
Now you can all go on a stealing spree and you will get away with it!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She is an odious little shit
Strange how her mental health was fine (apparently) until she got caught stealing then she's depressed. Hopefully she'll get get plenty of abuse from people that recognise her walking around, give her something to be depressed about.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post weird that...
I got quite depressed when I was awaiting sentencing as well... I should've used that as my mitigating circumstances...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
'I'm sad!' said the criminal.
'Why are you sad?' said the judge.
'Because I got caught.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think there's a difference between feeling sad and clinical depression.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
less than it has become acceptable to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, talk about a law for them and a law for everybody else
"She claimed nearly her entire annual allowance in one bogus expense entry and forged invoices for more than £20,000"

The rest of us would do time for that, that was completely obvious premeditated theft, and she walks away unpunished. Absolutely disgraceful
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post £53,000?
That's over 10 student film budgets in real money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that'd only cover the catering.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post a thousand thank you's :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post IT BURNS \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post and not a damn thing we can do about it
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20178332
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a non-thieving person in that building?
No wonder people get angry and disillusioned about politics. How hard would it be for their fucking 'expenses' to be completely publicly accountable? And what the fuck are they claiming things like flower pots and carpets on their salaries anyway? Seriously, that entire place needs complete reform.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of scummy bastards.
They are on a great salary with mega pension & loads of them still stole...and they have the temerity to make the laws to run the country with.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
that entire place needs complete reform. burning to the ground with them all locked inside
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post "Sexsomnia" used as rape defence - DailyFail link
I would say "you couldn't make it up" but he obviously did. What a fucking horrible shit.
Edit: This is a bit like killing some people in a massive car accident and then saying "I can't be held responsible - I was asleep at the time".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough
I suffer from "ramraid-omnia" where I have a few times woken up in a car on the sales floor of Comet, I completely see where this poor mis-understood actor is coming from.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post EXCELLENT!
No one need take responsibilty for anything they do anymore!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *insomnignores*

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There has been a couple of cases where the defendant has been acquitted because the jury accepted that the action took place while asleep.
At least one of them has been a murder case; and I think there's been a couple of rape cases that ended this way.

It's obviously hard to prove reasonable doubt - which is why, I guess, the defence is so rare - but it does have some legal precedent and power.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's for a second say this condition is real and not made up bullshit
Why would you ever put yourself in a position where you were plying an underage girl with drink and then moving her to a more secluded bedroom once she had passed out. That's a fucking long time to be asleep and interacting with people.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
‘I have a history of sleepwalking, gyrating against door frames and having sex with partners in my sleep'

Fucking genius.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Assange is probably kicking himself that he didn't think of this

(User #86772, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is like the Star Trek excuse.
"Sorry I attacked and raped you but I was under the influence of an Alien mind at the time. But now it's gone so all is well. BYE!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like when Luke Sidewinder used his Vulcan neck rape against the Predator?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You took the words straight out of my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post £1 bet that he be found guilty.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate used "sleep texting"
once to explain his adultery when he inadvertently sent said text to the wrong phone...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleep telephoning, doodling and glazing also.
youtu.be/ZwmhSFk5IIM
 (Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lock him up anyway
At his own admission he's a threat to the public.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he'll at least be sectioned and given strong meds.
You're not going to be able to say that you have an extremely dangerous condition and then be let free.
Its like one flew over the cuckoos nest, he thinks the insanity clause is the easy way out. He'll have an indian fellow suffocate him in the end.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Fucking hell, really? This is on a par with - the dog ate it - for an excuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
'the dog raped it.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And also has the audacity
to be wanking himself off in every picture.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Prometheus - the hidden story
Not quite an I made this link. But I did the voiceover!
(onemunki Down there for dancing, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you made it
*click* This saves me from ever having to watch it. That and everyone says it's shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It was.
Total bum-milk.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed it, but have to admit the story was ambiguous.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post LOTS OF RUNNING AWAY FROM THINGS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's just the audience
wowcher
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Beware wrong do'ers, I will catch you!
Although if I do, I haven't thought that far ahead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Possession of a wooden sword is a crime?
I'm in big trouble next time I go weapons training. Our prisons must be filling up with martial artists and small children pretending to be pirates.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG! I never even knew it! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPUS CANDLIO!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta muchly :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Y E S !
missed ya woman!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
Has been a while, although I did doodle one on the ice of my car back window the other day for old times sake :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got a hot stick there!!!
Oh and happy candles...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post .
“The figure leapt from the building and landed on the sports field at the back,” he said.
“He was running across it and doing roly-polys. He’s been watching too many films.”

Hahahaha :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post First thing that I thought of when reading that was "Galaxy Quest"
"Does the rolling help?" - :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a certain irony
A guy has recognised that his local community has a crime problem, that the police cannot be everywhere. He's decided to take positive action instead of sitting on his ass like everyone else and has been arrested and had his sanity questioned. I think the people sitting on their asses should be arrested. I urge more people to be active in their communities. Do some voluntary work, campaign for change.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ninja crims for kicks?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "Click for bigger"? What- so it can be seen from space?
It did make me titter though, I do hope it's real.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare they mock our beloved head of state
we should terminate their viewing rights to the glorious BBC, the heathen scum
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we should at least stop them being able to vote in our elections

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(itilliterate, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I take it that isn't the Radio Times
they're blurb normally says "stop eating, proles. Stand up and show some fucking respect!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to google 'Eucharist '
I feel none the wiser
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the thing with the wine and bread, we had to go every year at christmas in primary school
there was something about an orange with raisins stuck in it as well
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 'an orange with raisins stuck in it as well'
The plot thickens, it seems quite literally
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he confusing cloves for raisins?
Bless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't a fucking clue mate
The few times I step in churches are to shoot people's weddings, which don't seem to involve cloves or raisins
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You shoot people at weddings?
Everyone needs a hobby I suppose...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently it's this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christingle
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never.
Looks a bit shit though, doesn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post AH HAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!!! Oh goodness me.
Religion is fucking mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
excruciatingly boring for a child too
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Christingle'
This morning is full of new cool sounding words
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post spume
you're welcome
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Jumentous.
Are you jumentous?
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha that's ace. Dolly mixtures & tin foil...and to think they say the Catholic Church is loaded.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't bring up the word orange.
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This from the country that prefers to let pregnant women die rather than letting them abort.
We're not perfect but let's not throw stones in glass houses.

 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Diplomatic Incident?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post see
I gave this as an image challenge suggestion, go look, then vote. It would be ace.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the image challenge suggestion?
Aborted Or Dead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post on second page, I still think it would be ace
Missing letters and incorrect spelling
On film, books, TV.... anything. www.grahamrawle.com/lostconsonants/ This sort of thing...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I watched it,
I had a Guinness on the go.

Building bridges, me.
.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought Ireland considered reading or watching television to be an abomination unto God.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Lung testing

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend has one..
and I know the secret........
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeedy
Watch where the prankster holds his fingers when he blows into it.
 (Heliosphan, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post the one I used..
had nothing to do with finger placement
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where the gnome gets covered in flour

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post SPOILER ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been subscribed to this channel for about a month now
Love these vids :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm laughing and coughing like his cheeky friend.

He sounds like a steampunk "email received" notice.

www.infinitelooper.com/?v=CHWHXmLg7YE&p=n#/38;41
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post growing up is optional
thankfully
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Sat 15 Dec 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Spacehoppers
Friday happy times... yes its an advert but...
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't tit's move about more than that?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not when they are made out of something from a vat at ICI like those.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That apostrophe also appears to be hindering their movement.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll stick my apostrophe wherever I damn well please sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And I shall defend your right to do so!
What are your thoughts on commas? Could've done with one after 'please' in that last sentence.
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, and you can stick your R's wherever you please (comma) Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You are perilously close to going the way of fluffykiller....
*fingers hovers over "ignore 2.0" button*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to see you capitalised "Sir" on the second attempt.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't play Tabbys game, he doesn't like to share.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not what I heard.
The filthbag!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:16, Reply)
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just tell the judge you were asleep, you'll be fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ICI?
you're showing your age.
 (itilliterate, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they still did paints and shit?
I worked for astrazeneca after they took over ICI, does ICI not still exist doing things?
*edit* 19 fucking ninety three....... fuck me.... it was all fields....*
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=4957
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That
needs entering into the image challenge...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Sorry! This product has been discontinued.'
Sounds like something may have already happened to prompt that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You tried to order it then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That *is* what you asked for for Xmas, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It was my Chris Kindle for Miss F at the office party

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 10:50, Reply)

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