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This is a link post Best farting video I've seen in ages NSFW
I lol'd a bit too much at this.

*possibly nsfw due to audio pumping
(iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Have we really forgotten about the death of a young nurse already?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 eva in are hartz

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ... fartz

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *parp!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post heh .. you trumped me there :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually....
the guy with the beard looks a bit suicidal after the bloke drops one right in his face..... THERE IS BLOOD ON MY HANDS.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I fart in your general direction!

(Tont, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post It may be bad taste
to post gun related videos at the moment but I thought this was funny.
(northerncock, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had tents!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder where the bullet went.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Man with no face and woman with no foot have perfect baby.
D'awwww.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Michelin Man had a puncture

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I must say
he has some balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post it kind of does cheer you up though. When everything else is murder, greed and shit.
Especially how happy they look. Awwwwwww. Blobfish guy 4 eva!
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "blobfish guy"
I really shouldn't have laughed at that.

*flagellates self*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't call that no face,
more like far too much face, it's a big pile of noses and cheeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post he clearly has a face
it's just melting
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on him for being able to see past her foot.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What a well trimmed beard.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Begat your cousins ... and close realtives = mutant-people
TRUFAX
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He should turn the heating down a touch.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they have dead kinky sex

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post flap-fuckin is ftw !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post bitches leave.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off, little witches.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lost on that one!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cold meat, mutton pies
Tell me when your mother dies
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You built the fucking thing,
NOW I'VE GOT TO DEAL WITH IT?!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll fix you. They fix everything.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhhaaha

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you fly, Bobby?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post More horse dating sites
Now with added gay horses
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers mate, I'll pass it on!
(I'm so glad it doesn't play that fucking song).
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post it plays via a swf
so you shouldn't get it on most phones
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Running Chrome on Mac Book, but no sound FTW!
Edit: I like your website BTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a link post like gangstas? like dancing? like zombies? NSFW
very clever video
(well worth a watch but skip to 2:50 if you are impatient)

NSFW for swearing
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post In view of today's tragic events this is an insensitive posting.
So I've bookmarked it to share when the dust has settled.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is why I love B3ta.
Good call. Good call.
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
What makes today any more insensitive than any other day. Loads of kids are shot all the time, and todays murders at that school will account for about 40% of all murders by gun in the US today.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post For men and women who love horses
O.o
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post best of all the...
HaC
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not very good.
The options are only:

a) I am a man looking for a woman
b) I am a woman looking for a man

No options for gays, or horses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no homosexuality in the countryside.
That sort of thing only happens in that London.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I live in a National Park
and some of my best friends are gay horses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just species specific homophobia

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm scared to click the link
you people have given me trust issues


/huddles in the corner muttering about rick astley and goatse
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you at a party?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Well someone's in for a bollocking!
Guy mistaken for the Sandy Hook Shooter...
 (I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
CNN & CBS found some random guy's facebook account who happens to have the same name as the shooter at the elementary school (see posts below) and have posted his photo on all their news stories. The guy is just a bit peeved.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Got it.
Oh dear...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CNN make a mistake? Never!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That could ruin Christmas
"No, I'm not a mass murderer!"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you having multiple personality issues again?
You appear to be talking to yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You're all out to get me!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There, there
Why don't you just go have a nice lie down. The voices will stop soon I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you an angel?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, I'm your doctor.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Use a bit more lube on that rubber glove.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post in accordance with the zeitgeist............
YOUR Al MoE SYMPATHY FOR THIS GUY THAN TEH DEAD KIDS HE IS PROBLY A PAEDO ANYWAY AND EVEN IF HE NRVER DONE IT HE IS GUILTY LOOK AT HIS EYS THAT NURSE KILD HERSELF AND THEY HAVE BLOOD ON tHERE hANDS HE IS GUILTY AS SIN I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL I WOULD RAPE U ALL MYSELF THEN SET YIU ON fIre FKN SCUM

CASTRATE THM
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Word on the street is
that this guy here is the killer's brother.
Good going newsteams. He's just lost both of his parents, then gets mistakenly accused of their murder.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Good on him

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I just hope he is the man to use this dreadful event as the catalyst for change.
Imagine if that fuck-wit Mittens had won, what would that ignoramus have done in these circumstances?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever the NRA told him to?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were my thoughts.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately that fuck with mitten's party has ample opportunity to block any changes

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That is depressingly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It is their fault, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, that hypothetical parallel universe you've built shows it's clear that the entire right wing are rejoicing in this and Romney probably planned it anyway. Then he'll vanish behind his cape in a puff of green smoke.

Everything's so simple and black & white, everyone who can't see it is stupid and inferior.
 (Jimmers, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post No, of course not, and I assume you're being sarcastic
But as legislators it is the politicians who have it in their power to change things. However, with a two party adversarial political system I can't see how the current majority in the House of Representatives can ever put themselves in a position of supporting a change in law on this scale.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post this just popped up on youtube
based on my listening habits recently (Gorecki, Allegri etc.) I assume it's not dreadful. Is an hour or so but I have work to do and think I'll give it a listen.

Title has a dreadful serendipity; 'mass murder refrain'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqdKXcR_Uns

EDIT: christ that's grim. Have the other two instead:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymuF7uG6wis
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Allegri - Miserere mei, Deus one best.
Sounds great through headphones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He actually seems sincere
which is a refreshing change from the Bush era
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He's more sincere since he
shaved his pubes.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How can he possibly undo centuries of of stupidity?
There isnt a cats chance in hell of disarming the american public. i feel really sad for america. and for obama, if it was within his power to disarm, i think he surely would.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post How about all ammunition for sale in America
had to be fart bomb vials? That would work, and you could smell who the most hated people were.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post CCTV footage of drunk mall Santa proves he shows anyone the North Pole

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww...
they didn't need to shove him down like that...He was just having a wee...the second in 45 seconds, but just a wee nonetheless...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking at that point of the video it was not a wee, but a little candy cane action.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bad Santa
no more egg nog for you
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering if there was a kipper stashed in his beard

(Sherbs, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
i needed that...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Much to my delight I find he has a YouTube channel.
This one's a real foot-tapper:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc2Yo_Y7dwU
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Frog Fractions I made this!
I know there's been a school shooting or something... but I decided to regress to my school/childhood with a spot of EDUTAINMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This game is undoubtedly the best fucking thing I've ever played.
The Mrs asked me what the hell was wrong with me halfway through, and I couldn't reply for laughing.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, played that a couple of weeks ago... it is pwopa fackin mentawl as Danny Dyer would say.
edit: WTFBBQ!!!!1!

You missed out the bulk of the game!

After you get the dragon you're meant to push down (S) and go under water where you get all the apples that have fallen down there... enough to buy the warp drive. Then you go to another planet and have a weird courtroom scene where you have to answer multiple choice questions... I think there maybe a shoot-em-up section after that.

I was so looking forward to hearing your unique narration to that because, like I said, it IS proper fucking mental!

Seriously! I'm not even shitting you!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I discovered this about 10 minutes ago.
Holy fucksticks.

I might even do a follow up video.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!
I didn't actually get around to watching it. Soz.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I got stuck on the spaceship
Fantastic game. There needs to be more of this kind of batshit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhhh.....you missed the trick on there.
Try swimming UNDER the lillipad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Florida files: This year's top 40 from the Sunshine State
I blame Miss F


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it her raccoon?

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The raccoon story was likely the tamest.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt have happened if the kids were all packing heat

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The magazine?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's where the bullets go.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:16, Reply)
This is a link post Skull Face Game
Cool platform game.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, cos it really looks like we're all in the mood for games this evening doesn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If they all had guns this wouldn't have happened.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you're not.

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
doesn't seem to want to wall just when I ask it to, so angry now.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Shooting at school in Connecticut.
Fucking Nut Jobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to an hour ago

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is a bit different eh?
27 dead, 18 of them children...
Grim
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post horrific
they were jsut talking about a few injured when i posted it before. :/
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrolled down on my phone to see if it was already posted
Thought this was breaking news and therefore not so far down the links.

My bad
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore me
My petty cries of GC are a bit inappropriate
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *sads*
Utterly senseless.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
Why is it always schools?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Very very sad.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, that's quite a body count

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the nutters are trying to out do each other.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
That's exactly what I think. But the article I read said the shooter has ties to the school so maybe there is a bit more going on here than just a nutter.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post horrifying
i feel ill.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
at the risk of seeming cold, dozens of these incidents happen every month in Africa or SE Asia, and they go unreported. As sad as it is, every time I hear one of these reports about some nutjob in USA/Europe, it just reminds me that collectively we don't really consider those in the third world to be the same level of human as us.

Descendants of white Europeans slaughtered = several days of front-page news.

Descendants of others slaughtered = 2 paragraphs a week later.

Not that I'm preaching from a high moral standpoint - I don't care about African massacres either.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Valid point.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly true
I think in this country we kind of assume that most of Africa is in the shit one way or another, so we aren't surprised by the articles.

I remember a day or two after the London bombings in which 52 people died I saw a small article on the BBC website about 99 people killed in a bus bombing somewhere. Might have been Egypt...don't even remember now, but it was a grim context.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone hear about the typhoon in the Philippines?
www.boston.com/bigpicture/2012/12/the_wake_of_typhoon_bopha_phil.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Fuck :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it didn't make the bbc news depsite over 500 people dying

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It did, but only if you were watching at 1AM
You know when they have thta guy from Singapore on.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent point
I've read alot about Rwanda, DRC &c. and I've had tears streaming down my face reading- it's hard to comprehend such carnage/brutality/erosion of empathy....

And worse that the global reaction is a big "meh".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post word.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
that said, and at the risk of having 3 likes withdrawn (I know - the sacrifices I am willing to make)and as much as the USA is a fucking ignorant basket case, I do support the second amendment.

Thats not to say I think they manage it well, and the US has gone from being the most interesting debating ground (they very nearly voted in a Socialist President in the '30s) on the planet to being the most collectively & wilfully ignorant concentration of humans in history (including Australia) in the relative blink of an eye.

That aside, enshrining a populations right to arm itself to keep its government in check (which was one of the key reasons initially) is a fine principle which I think should underpin all civilised democracies.

The right to bear arms isnt America's problem, its the fact that it being the spiritual home of capitalism has led it to render most of its population bereft, pig-ignorant, expolited & bitter.

'A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 20-year-old in connection with the school...
...what happens to people in American schools to make them want to do this?!

::EDIT:: Realised I'm automatically assuming "with ties to the school" meant he went there. Ignore that for now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It was the dad of one of the kids

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's too bad he died. There should be a provision for torture for such bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me wonder if they intend on killing themselves
They don't start with themselves rather leaving that bit till last.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, if you want to snuff it, why take anyone with you?
Nutjob.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Now he's dead, all the tabloids will be salivating over the 'portrait of a killer' type articles, where the shooter becomes an enigma; a source of worldwide speculation and interest.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he was playing COD

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bollocks
Bets on how long until some video game gets brought up in the Daily Mail in connection with this story?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the immigrants

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That and the immigrants
Mindpiss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooooooh

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bad he had easy access to a high powered rifel.
I reckon with a double barreled 12bore he would have only got trhough half of that lot.

:|
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Really, he would have been very young when his kid was born...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?
He was only a kid himself. Sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm actually it was a Daily Mail speculation...
"There are preliminary reports a student's 20-year-old father was the shooter and that he went from classroom to classroom firing at students and teachers with a .223-caliber rifle.". I'm guessing he posed as a father to get in.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also rumours of a second shooter??

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Intense debate about gun control starting in 3... 2... 1...

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post BANG!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don't kill people
Americans kill people
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm starting to have the same reaction to high school shootings
as I do when I watch clips of people fighting over apple products on Black Friday
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! senate control laws on apple products now!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Any president who has the balls to try and change the second amendment
will be assassinated, by a gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets have an experiment
Relax gun control laws in the UK and see what happens. What could possibly go wrong?

I'm not 100% against guns (I shoot on a regular basis). But there has ot be some proper control and regulation. Offering a BYGOF at your local Wlamart when you buy $10 of hot wings is not good enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible. But this is now what'll happen
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
FFS America! Why do you keep shooting each other? Ban guns!

DUMB AMERICANS:
It's not guns that kill people, it's people that kill people.

SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
Yes, with fucking guns!

DUMB AMERICANS:
But if guns weren't here, maniacs would only go out and use something else to kill people. Like a knife.

SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
And don't you think it'd be easier to disarm a man with a knife than a man with a gun?

DUMB AMERICANS:
Umm...maybe...but if the government takes all our guns away, we'll be burgled and raped 24/7!

SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
We're not.

DUMB AMERICANS:
What do you mean?

SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
Here in the UK. Guns are banned and hardly anyone gets burhgled or raped or murdered. Explain that.

DUMB AMERICANS:
No time, I'm off to buy junior a Smith & Wesson to take to school tomorrow. Yee-haw!
 (Leemondus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post .

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The confusing part?
CANADIANS:
It's not the guns...we've got them. We just don't shoot each other.

SWISS:
Same here.

UK:
*runs off with your bike and wallet*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 15 Dec 2012, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one, *sigh
More reporting leading to probably another one somewhere else in America.
I just find it sad that someone was that desperate that they did what I imagine to be the worst thing he could think of.

And this time of year as well. Makes things harder for people and makes people even nuttier.

There'll be a big debate about gun laws etc. etc.
But the problem will remain, another one will happen. Probably another before Christmas, on a smaller scale as security will be tightened, maybe a mall next? Who knows. Shit's all fucked up though.
America has some real problems, something's really wrong underneath all the pleasant nature and idealistic values. Too much of the old guns this, guns that, games, TV, films. They love it. Call of duty, freddie Wong, you name it.]rambling now...
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Everybody has likely moved on from this thread now, but can I just add that from what I've just briefly researched these shootings generally take place with legally bought weapons, so I'm wondering if the guns weren't available to be bought whether the shootings would have been averted.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post COMMON SENSE FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Such shootings may take place with legally bought guns
because such shootings are made by fucking nuts.

If not guns that would be fertilizer bombs or what
else.

Yet, common criminal activity takes place with black
market guns and it will always be like it.

One can draw their own conclusions.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
id just like to thank Coccyx for providing a well informed debate. hes basically a 1 man army debating against everybody else.

(but i definitely dont agree with you, sorry)
 (bruxia, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now,
he's tooled up!!
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A debate on if guns should be allowed or not isn't really
the big problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the debate on if debate on if guns should be allowed or not should be allowed or not?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This is indeed terrible. Have some context:
Undernutrition contributes to five million deaths of children under five each year in developing countries.
(Source: Under five deaths by cause, UNICEF, 2006)
 (I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they will insist on turkey twizzlers.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for posting this maiden
the discussion it's set off is well worth reading.
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post FREE THE BEES!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 15 Dec 2012, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Dec 2012, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post t's friday night!
so what? so let's dance!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post GARY McKINNON IS FREE
!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
and very, very fortunate.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he goes on to find aliens & then it's 'IN YOUR FACE USA' time.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
More Sherlock then \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha megalolz
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
he looks like Benefit Cumberland
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Cumadict Bendersnatch surely?

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not googling that!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
but with more pretend Asperger's.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hhahaha, they both look like megapaedos.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
paedos tron


 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, now he needs to be given a job with the security services

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post or the UFO police

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Or Tescos

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly - the guy is autistic, the guys at NASA and DoD he were up against probably were as well.
What the US DoD described as the most serious case of computer hacking ever perpetrated comprised of this:

Buying a commercial copy of PCAnywhere (used to remote control PC's) and entering a load of IP addresses allocated to NASA and the US DOD until he found a few boxes running PCAnywhere with no usernames and password's entered.

That's it.

He was only found out after leaving a few notepad files on one of the PC's ranting on about aliens and the like. They looked up the serial number of the PCAnywhere client connected in and the police were able to trace it to his local Dixons/TheLink shop and the purchase to his Barclay card.

It was common enough back then to use PCAnywhere to remote control PC's but less common for anyone not to stick it behind a firewall or at least put a simple username and password on it - in anyone's book that's pretty negligent. If it had ever gone to court NASA and US DoD would have been a laughing stock quite honestly and as a result the Brits decided that there should be no trial. Ten years later the brits once again decided that there should be no trial.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
pfft. His autism was only diagnosed post-furore.

he's about as autistic as I am.

*arranges pencils into mathematical equation for turning lead into gold*
*fingers cat*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Autistic or not
he basically opened up a command prompt and typed connect 141.116.168.1xx
The computer at the other end let him in and didn't ask for a password or username, just gave him full control over keyboard screen and mouse

It's like walking up to the Whitehouse, knocking on the door and asking for a glass of milk and then some halfwit letting him in and directed him to the Oval office.

You wouldn't lock a fool like that up would you ?? Someone knocking on the door of the whitehouse asking for milk - no you'd probably conclude that he wasn't quite the full shilling and you'd probably sack your head of security wouldn't you? You wouldn't call him a criminal mastermind for getting into the oval office?? Or would you??

In the UK at least we take a dim view of foreigners bullying vulnerable adults particularly if there is a strong case for them wanting to take their own lives as a result. We move heaven and earth to protect people like that over here. It's called common decency
.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *Scribbles furiously on notepad*
Open command prompt..... type connect 141.116.168.1xx.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
I think they may have tightened security up a little bit since then.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
*Crumples up notes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Gold pills
These gold poop pills really exist.The online art retailer CITIZEN: Citizen is selling sets of 24kt gold pills for $425.
 (compostella, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post A must have item for cold weather
Isn't this just the coolest thing ever?
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hope it's the warmest thing ever.
*gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ba dum tish

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a bluetooth headset
And I have gloves. I don't have to hold up my hand like a mime to use mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a link post religious persuasions of superheroes
surprising how many of the X-Men are Episcopalians. Iceman is a Jewish Catholic, whatever the hell that is.


*reads what he just typed*
*reflects on life*
*fetches stool and rope*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how Mr Atheist is agnostic.....

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman is Methodist/Kryptonian religion....
after you with the stool and rope, please.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Supercleric just had to be muslim.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Valkyrie's is a "former radical feminist"
Strange religion. I always pretend I'm not home when they come round with their "Bitchtower" magazine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf! I wasn't aware that LGBT was a branch of Catholicism either.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post How to be an Anthony Nolan bone marrow donor
Brilliant video on becoming a bone marrow donor. If you're interested in saving someone's life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the marrow with you?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
a pint? that's nearly a backful!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You Gotta no respect!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I joined the register last year :)
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:02, Reply)

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