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This is a link post Brothels for disabled people and crabs? I'm in!

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I heard Tim Vine say that his brother once hosted a phone-in for people who were terrified of their own voices.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
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on qi
 (goonbreath, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post no
just no
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Shellfish
damn, beaten to it.
never mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
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Only crabs? What about Lobsters? That is so shellfish.
 (UTB, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
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that was clawful.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just fishing for puns now

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stop, you're krilling me.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quit carping
This isn't the plaice for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop musselling in with your regular fish jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my sides are splitting! - Call the sturgeon!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're herring a laugh

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
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Please clam up, or you'll become anemone of mine.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post cunt jeremy cunt vine cunt

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a link post US Football player and the "hoax" dead girlfriend.
I had to read this a few times to get it properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
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heard about this on the radio last night. What a strange lie to tell for no good reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tune!
Not heard that in a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's
fucking confusing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Must be Russia

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Really? This is gonna be rubbish. A bunch of overgrown chavs dicking around with heavy machin-
Wow! I want a go! Shit. Wait. No I don't."
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Diggerland?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post people get sacked for doing this

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe that any russian
would wear a hi-vis safety jacket
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(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Killerous George Goes Online NSFW
Holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was weird :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup
good though : D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarre
Didn't something similar actually happen to an owner of a chimp though? Dangerous bastards they are.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good as new!
ish
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Horsing around at Tesco
There's never a Norwegian with a tea-tray around when you need one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hullo

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just want burgers...

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with horsemeat?
I phoned Tesco's to see if I could have some frozen burgers for free as I'm not a squeamish horse-loving pussy and they told me that they were all going to be destroyed.

And people wonder why half the worlds population don't have enough to eat.
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This is a normal post If they are hungry they should buy more food.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post climate, war, economics and government corruprtion
oh, and us scraping the last 1% of our dinner into the bin.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, there are different levels of *bad*
But its not the last 1%. Its about 30% of all the food in the UK ends up in the waste.

I don't really care about this aspect, I just want free horse burgers.
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the wasting of food in this country really makes me angry. That's why any food I don't finish, I throw at my neighbour's bedroom window.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the problem is with overstocking and over ordering rather than waste.
They order too much stuff as we as a race cannot handle them running out of bread and milk.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been on a mission to get goat meat for years
Nobody I can find locally stocks it and I can't be bothered travelling to stockwell for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Buy it on the interwebs
www.exoticmeats.co.uk/goat-meat.html
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a bit unsure about getting meat delivered via the post.
I like to see it first and have asked shop staff to cut a steak from a fresh cut in the past.

However this made me laugh
www.exoticmeats.co.uk/horse-burgers.html
"IMPORTANT NOTICE: All of our horse burgers contain horse meat, we do not add beef to our horse burgers."
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
Half the butchers in Bristol sell Goat meat..want me to send you some in an envelope?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
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ha! goat meat in a Bristol butchers is most often the result of un crime passionnel
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Equus flashback in 3...2...1...*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old warhorse

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:50, , Reply)
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urgh. Goat has exactly the taste/texture that you would expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not fair
Its great in a slow cooked curry or slow roasted.
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This is a normal post Indeed
If it were bad it wouldn't be the worlds most eaten meat
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
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I had a goat curry in Farringdon about 8 years ago. It was disgusting. The jagged shards of bone led me to believe the goat had been killed and prepared with a lump hammer. Too salty and chewy. And goaty.
Also, I finally had wood pigeon a few months ago, to see what all the fuss was about. An expensive disappointment.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet the goat was halal.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
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it was in a Jamaican restaurant, so I doubt it.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bone adds good flavour
Top tip
Next time you're at a butchers ask them if they have any cow or lamb bones.
They'll sell them to you for next to nothing.

Boil them up for a few hours with a halved onion, bayleaf, garlic and some carrot to make a great stock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
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no thanks, I like good food but I'm too squeamish to make it. I will not touch raw meat.
I nearly threw up hearing my best mate describe how he chopped up a pigs head to make brawn or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah you'll be ok, if you going to stick it in your mouth you should be able to hold it.
Also if you don't have a bone saw a good branch cutter with chop them up into pot sized pieces.

Just be sure to roast them first so you can get the marrow all nice and golden.
and a latte spoons is good for digging it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
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'Ah you'll be ok, if you going to stick it in your mouth you should be able to hold it.'

can't we have just one day without any Savile quotes?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a goat from a farmer & kill it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of my local farmers breed goats.
I do know a butcher that will sell me half a lamb for £30 so that's the plan for a summer BBQ roast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:39, , Reply)
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where do you live? If it's in London and you can't be bothered to go to Stockwell, you don't sound very committed to your mission.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live 50 miles away in Bedfordshire and the only place i've seen it sold in butchers is Stockwell.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or we could all become vegetarian.
VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE MAN
*starts lentil-weaving in yurt*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post well at least it cuts out the middleman
they destroy it instead of us paying for it then throwing it out
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought of "Salad Off-Setting" years ago.
Basically you're asked if you want any salad garnish with your meal. If you think it's a bit of a waste of food (I rarely 'need' it but just end up nibbling it anyway) and say no thanks, 5p goes to some food charity to feed the world. If you get enough pubcos behind this sort of thing, you'll be raking it in, and then just need to decide whether to actually give it to charity or run away with the money somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius

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meh, burgers are mostly earholes, arseholes, fanny and mouth holes anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that's the humble sausage.
Burgers tend to be made from the crappiest and toughest cuts of steak which is probably why nobody noticed the horse meat. Eating horse is like eating shoe leather.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Please remove it for health and safety reasons"
I would have liked to have asked which reasons.

Or who's health and safety was in jeopardy.

What a silly thing to say.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think a more pressing issue is that they've been finding pork in these murder burgers.
The Tesco embassy burning could unit the Jews and Muslims.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Horses aren't kosher either
but I think Islam allows it
 (I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post REM: Losing My Religion "un-minored"
Vimeo link, very odd on first listen - but worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's been 'Jollyfied' ... different :)
Just hope it isn't done to 'Unfinished Sympathy' somewhere

Edit: the Metallica one feels just wrong vimeo.com/24938649
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Metallica one isa brilliantly ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
...I wasnt sure to post REM or Metallica. Hope this guy does some more, very interesting. "Gimme Shelter" would be good to hear.
 (I helped save b3ta! losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's just brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gosh, I like but I don't, if you know what I mean.
Now it sounds like something released by Olly Murs. And that's not a good thing.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *whispers* I quite like that.
I wonder if that was done with the latest version of Melodyne, which can pull individual notes out of chords.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:25, , Reply)
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I think I prefer that version, TBH. Less dirgey.

This single/album was the beginning of the descent for REM though, sadly.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree with the descent of REM point.
Murmur is indubitably great, as is Document and bits of Life's Rich Pageant. But Fables of the Reconstruction is a bit pants. Meanwhile, while Around the Sun is pretty dire, Up is massively underrated, as is New Adventures; and the final two albums were superb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you on the early stuff
Found Up very weak though and sort of gave up on them at that point.

I think other than Murmur, they've never made an album that was great from start to finish, although New Adventures in Hi Fi came closest.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
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agree that they lack a single 'great' album. I stopped even giving them the time of day once a friend played me 'Monster'.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Murmur and Chronic Town for me - I can't think of any other veteran bands whose first album is the best
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's...
...just...weird...

It would be better to do it the other way around, turning happy pop songs in to nihilistic dirges.

Edit: Hahaha! The Riders On The Storm one is fucking hilarious! 'Killer on the road' doo dee doo dee doo dee doo. It's just so inanely happy...

Edit edit: The Django Reinhardt one is pretty good. Doesn't come off too saccharine.
 (Megamoss, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Surprisingly good. Who'dathunkit?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome. I like it.
It also means that there's still hope for the vast majority of emo.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely saddened they pulled most of these

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Go Find Momo - Spot The Dog.
Momo is hiding in every one of these photos. Shame you can't make the photos a little big bigger, makes some of them pretty difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could have done it better if the dog wasn't so oddly phocused in every picture

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post need more coffee
but will have a look at that later.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Iron in your food, ronseal

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a link post CEO of Nestle describes water being declared a public right as 'extreme'
and wants water supply privatised.

Yes, it's an Icke link.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It already has been
That's why we all get our water from private companies already, rather than the government.
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This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post or from mountain streams using buckets

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to say that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get my water from the tap.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume this tap attached to your neighbours supply.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post he comes across as an eminently intelligent, sensible man
which is probably why Icke has a problem with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking that! MI5 have a file containing the names of everyone who's visited the David Icke forums.
..and next to every name are the words "credulous spastic: no threat"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:55, , Reply)
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well I think it's a fun site. I'd be fascinated to know which of his beliefs (which often seem contradictory) has come closest to making shadowy men in smokey rooms call telephones that are only to be used in extreme circumstances and say 'Its out.'

sadly, we'll never know - but I hope it's the Hollow Moon theory.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was his belief that his was actually good at football

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, THANK you
I've now spent half an hour browsing the forums & my mind is a mush. As a consequence I will believe anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be happy with that against my name.
Would you rather have "Existential threat to the country"?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Joey Deacon impression from 1981.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
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haha bless. 'Joey' is still used as an insult amongst my close friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post A rare home-vid from pissy !
Here's what started it all - some clips from Blue Peter in this comedy thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZF0DJRQo_Y
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:46, , Reply)
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it's odd that a whole generation of us looks back nostalgically to a more innocent age, when the children of Britain mocked a man with cerebral palsy as one.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It all changed when the Spastic Society changed it's name to Scope in 1994
... childhood was over (I was 21 then)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My primary school head teacher
caught me doing my best, full on Joey impression. She went ballistic. Probably didn't help that her daughter had spas.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found in the house
of Jimmy Savile
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember in drama class once...
A particularly unruly classmate pulled a joey face but was spotted by the teacher, who apart from being an awesome English teacher was also a bit of a righteous Germaine Greer clone. She went into one describing how Joey Deacon was an inspiration, about how disabled people face immense difficulties on a day-to-day basis that the rest of us cant comprehend. She finished her tirade by asking "So why would you do that?!"

He defiantly reply - "coz it's funny!"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a link post worst porn movie titles NSFW
NSFW for dirty words.

One that always sticks in my mind was one I saw in a sex shop in Amsterdam 3 years ago. It was called 'Shitty Lady'.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'German Whore Fare' - pfft.
Didn't have Black Cock Down though :)
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ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA
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This is a normal post Awesome
Anal Chiropractor
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This is a link post Russ Abbott's Madhouse album
A blast from the past for those in their late 30s/early 40s. Think I wore my cassette version out as a kid
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
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jeez. I read that and thought 'you don't need to be that old to remember Madhouse. I used to watch it every week.'

Then I remembered I'm 38. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, welcome to the old cunts club.
I hate Russ Abbott.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as much as Les Dennis - grrr

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
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I'm reading his ghastly book 'Must the show go on?' intermittently.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Les Dennis
LOVES Russ Abbot.
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This is a link post Burgers in Space!

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This is a normal post I hope that's halal !

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post First horse in space
TRUFAX
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Storyville : The House I Live In.
"Film looking at America's War on Drugs, painting a portrait of individuals at all levels, from dealer to grieving mother, narcotics officer to senator, inmate to judge."

Me and a friend watched this last night and thought it was really good.

I don't expect anybody to watch it now but maybe save it for later, it really was very interesting*

*also, interesting to hear David Simon (writer of The Wire) talk about his experiences, which basically led him to write the show in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool ta!
Pretty much anything from Storyville is bloody brilliant. Will watch that later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's normally really good.
This one was great too.

Hope you like it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Me and a friend..."?
Cheers, Eileen, that does look good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wordist Hitler!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:48, , Reply)
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the correct phrase is 'a victim and I.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The house in which I live"?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should read the The Corner by David Simon and Ed Burns
... its sorry stuff.

*bookmarks for later*
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This is a normal post I watched it too.
Really interesting, if fucking tragic.

Huge minimum sentencing terms for non-violent crimes is just idiotic, imo.
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Perpetual motion? Pffft!
Best 'my virginity is still intact' comment:

even when these designs seems to be obey the law of conservation of energy, they still violate the second law of thermodynamics stating that the entropy of an isolated system always increase until maximum entropy. Therefore it is impossible to have any motion since the resistant force will inevitably generate entropy.
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing as they are...
...as soon as any load or 'work' is introduced to the system it ceases to function. Which makes them pretty useless for any practical application.
 (Megamoss, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post but if you made one absolutely gigantic, would it not make a difference?

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This is a normal post That did cross my mind with the water based one...
...if you introduced a paddled wheel to be spun by the water as it comes out of the top, but then that would alter the force of the water going back in to the main 'pool' and affect the flow.
 (Megamoss, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you made it big enough so the falling water reached terminal velocity after turning the whee the work wouldn't take energy outl....
But then that may not be enough energy to push the water up in the first place.
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This is a normal post No
It would be like fitting a larger fuel tank to your car. All it would do would be to make it longer before you needed to put more energy in again.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of these are just "efficient" in that they don't consume a lot of energy to keep spinning.
Make them do any work and the grind to a halt.

I true test for any device like this is if it speeds up after the initial energy input.
In that case there may be excess energy being created to harvest in work.
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This is a normal post Bunkum!
However, I do like a bit of perpetual Marimba in the morning.
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is nice, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice executive toys the DaVinci overbalanced wheel might be good for disco lighting :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh, nicely done
all very fake of course
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a link post this made me giggle a bit!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a link post o< BREAKING TEAM PENGUINS NEWS!
GO TEAM PENGUINS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A short animation about life in a world of blocks I made this!

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The inside of your head is a very worrying place.
But strangely beguiling, as well.
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Blocky But Good"

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely and weird. The best kind of animation.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this alot!
Thanks for creating it!
 (chompedhomas, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
This is just the first episode.
 (kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
I also saw your colour changing block on the mainboard.
*Although simple i find it very atmospheric.
 (Sherbs, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
Ptikobj
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seriously need to make a point-and-click adventure
it would be IMMENSE
 (I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is actually a very nice idea

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good work

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Santa Claus is DEAD.
Nooooooooooo.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 6:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me smile

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Under nazi Germany
they would have followed orders to kill us all.
(Fluffster, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 4:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody collaborators, the home guard will see to that.

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