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This is a link post Shame about the quality but...
...a good watch.
(jingle_man, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers - anything Alien-y is gratefully received, VHS-y or not!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post anything gigery really

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I have posted this (and more) footage some time ago.
Well, I shouldn't be that surprised. It's not like there is going to be something new now...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post as requested below I made this!
with various added animals and such
(sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Splosions.
Can't see any.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post some people are never satisfied...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aABRdrikuT8&feature=youtu.be

you hum it i'll play it...
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a donkey on a skateboard

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I ordered a Victoria Beckham head explosion.
I am disappoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, didn't understand the breif properly 'cause of your thick accent.
here you go...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Aw_Ynv0DDQ&feature=youtu.be
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That has made my month! Behold, the Victoriexplodogram!
Yes, I have been accused of having a western accent. I don't, but y'know.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quick :)
Bit like my walk to work the nearer I get some mornings; the air filled with strange bestial howls and gutteral roars, the gibber of gibbons, and squawks and toots of parrots
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post you either work in a zoo or shoreditch
AICMFP
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly enough...

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post and if you walk to work....
that means you live in shoreditch, you filthy hipster!
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas slade in residence
cock from 2007 but who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Simon Le Bon=Tabs

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post More Christmas music

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Sick of Christmas music yet? I made this!
A new mix. Some of you have been kind enough to enjoy previous ones, so I'm posting again.

This one probably only recommended if you like breakbeat.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Slavery alive and well in the UK
but a 69 year old woman? O...K...
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post We call it slavery,
You call it a job at Wall Marts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wal Mart is much maligned because they have enabled consumer products to the middle and lower classes that were once the province of the upper class.
We hear such terms as "trailer trash", "trampy" and the ever fun racist "redneck" to describe their shoppers. I go there because it's what I can afford, mockable or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd always go to Piggly Wiggly over Walmart

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ia3T8O2ttQ
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post As an American
You should be able to afford American made products.

Other than a GLock, an UZI or an Short Magazine LE Mk I.

I'm a Euro and I own a Made in USA Leatherman and others (Park Tools etc).
ANd I don't critique the shops, but their questionable (even by US low low standards) Edwardianesque worker conditions.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Glock = Austrian, Uzi = Israeli.
I have a nice Leatherman, but they keep making them cooler. Hard to tell what is "American Made" as the feds have changed the laws. Now, you typically can either add a part or assemble parts to make it American made.

I do own a Browning if that makes you feel better.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Browning is made in Lithuania.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And in Turquey.
Bloody good 1911's they make there, best I've ever seen.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe the forrin Brownings, mine's made in Utah.
Never liked 1911s. My preferred is a Sig, but I also carry a Walther and a Desert Eagle is my daily carry.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Walther?
Who do you think you are? James-fucking-Bond?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how the NRA assigned us Gunmetal, our derigueur gun nut?
Do the nuts get to chose or do they get a list of blogs and sites they must troll daily to spread the word?

Are they paid in cash or lead?

Sooo many questions.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
this made me do an outloud lol which hasnt happened in a while
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
But how is their pension plan?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Really nice striker fire, better than the Glocks
But have internal safeties so you don't shoot yourself while drawing. Mine is 10 years old and they have all sorts of improvements, but I like this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't carry any firearms,
as I'm not a bloodthirsty nutcase, nor surrounded by people who hate me.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a great many studies that show that the availability of concealed carry improves the quality of life for those who don't carry as crime goes down.
The criminal element never knows who might shoot back. But, in places like Chicago, Detroit and New York which don't allow for that, crime runs rampant.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor in Worthing,
Thus someone stole all the cucumber sandwiches.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd wonder why other countries
don't look to America and campaign to copy their gun laws, then.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Problem's not really the criminals
It's the lunatics. They don't CARE who shoots back...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nor do they care about gun laws prohibiting firearms from schools, churches, etc. as we have seen.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post A Desert Eagle is a ridiculous weapon to carry on a daily basis.
A 9mm is perfectly adequate for killing people to death.
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This is a normal post A '22 automatic of semi is even better.
Ask you local mafia hitman.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Irony seem to be also an imported product it seems
Do you not find peculiar I selected 3 not made in the USA products? Heh? No? Ah well, I tried.

I did not take FN just because they are down the street.

Leatherman is a US family owned company that pays it's employees properly.
That's why I chose them as an example.
They could be run as WallMart and make WAYYY more money as they are legally entitled to do.
But they chose not to.
Jolly good on them.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Public companies have legal duties to shareholders, which often include union and other pension plans.
And from what I've read about Sam Walton, he drove the same truck for decades and put his money back into his business. It's odd that people blast retail owners for being successful, but never boycott Microsoft, Facebook or politicians.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Pension plan for Wall street bankers?
Poor sods, the tank of the La Ferrari is nearly a quarter empty and they can't go to the champagne party on the mega yacht...

Oh the poor things...

Give em' your tax dollar, oh you already do, go back to your 3 jobs then.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you really need to read up on Wal Mart.
And be careful about mentioning tax dollars - bad things happen over here to those who openly claim to be overtaxed.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They get mocked?
Because they pay less in percentage and value than their janitor butler?

Poor things.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell you what, since you are all upset about this, you pay more.
It's always easier with other people's money - you show them how it's done. Sure, you don't legally have to, but people are watching. I think walking the walk is a good thing for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I allready do, by a country mile
And have better roads, utilities, hospitals, public transport etc

Than you will ever have.

I won't give that up to save a buck and a dime because 'Freedom from healthcare or whatever nut you need bolting this week.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Many companies do more than they are forced to do by the law
Their duties to the shareholders are, broadly, to maximise the profit. Some companies increase their profit because paying their staff well means they are happy and productive.

(Compare John Lewis to Walmart. I know where I'd prefer to work).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post John Lewis?
The gay porn star?

Are those your two only options?..

Emigrate fool!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, an "upmarket" retail store won't find all those poor people milling about shopping.
I like the fact that Wal Mart will go into places and employ just about everyone. In all I've been in across the country, they typically hired mentally and physically disabled to be greeters and hire people who have a tough time finding work elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like a recipe for commercial success!
Go Waltons!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Excuse me, where are the Baked Beans please?"
"But have internal safeties so you don't shoot yourself while drawing. Mine is 10 years old and they have all sorts of improvements, but I like this one"
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush
Don't poke him, he has a Dessert Eagle as a daily carry...
...Just in case he needs to stop a Grizzly with a vest. You know, the usual.

I just hope he goes to the gym everyday or he will never be able to hold it extended long enough to say "stop or I'll shoot!"

It probably goes like this when he's attacked by feral Mexican 12 year old zombies with plastic toys in the Wall-mart car park when he wobbles out of his F350 lustmobile:
"Stop, or" BANG!
Collapses in a sweaty pile of fat diabetic folds having a Big Mac dependency seizure provoked by a far too great physical effort.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You keep your sex dreams to yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonono,
Freedom of expression protected by the 2nd amenomendement:

Meet Louise,

She's a 75mm pack howitzer.
And she's my daily carry, or should I say "dragy along by my handicapped non employable Mexican minions".
There are many like her,
But she comes with me to Wallmart just to give Dessert Eagle daily carriers small penis syndrome.

Seriously, If you need a self defence gun, put a '22 semi auto in your pocket:
You probably have can get "mr Imaginary Criminal" in the head, chest and gut before he evens manages to cock his penis defender hand canon (aka Dessert Eagle or similar).
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor handicapped and Mexicans.
Pawns in bigger game. And I like for people to believe I have a small penis.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If
It can be found in the great white folds...

On this subject, most 'Muricans who hate France, look like the Michelin man.
Who is most French.
Oh the irony.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, stereotype much?
I don't know any Americans that "hate" France any more than any UK person does. The view is that they smoke too much, have saggy braless breasticles and drink lots of wine.

I lived in Paris and loved it. Hit me up, I'll tell you all the cool places to go, and which to avoid.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lived in Paris for 7 years; here's a list of places to avoid:
Paris.

(I stereotype a bit because I suffer the usual American trolls with the "We saved your arse in WW2, on the 6 of June 1914 my gramps landed in Berlin with an Atom bomb and killed all the Japs with a M1 Garland that I shot 'Xicans with to this day and you hate us because you did not invade Iraq white flags running away don't shower."...
About everytime I read the comments about anything French.
So until they stop, I stereotype.
And anayhow, with a bit of research most were/are your stereotypical white suburban fat slob with a shit job and not much education having WAYY to much time to spend talking about his guns, liberty and guns.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post + Lee Enfield = British.
I think he meant that those are the only forrin things you're allowed to buy.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read the rest of the thread, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry
I still love you.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And they pay their workers so well...
That they have to resort to food stamps and customer whip-rounds at Christmas in order to make ends meet.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Read that as "Slade alive and well in the UK"

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And I do think it's important to point out that trying to turn the tables on me does not hide the fact that the UK is full of SLAVERS!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the market was saturated below the Mason–Dixon line...
So a couple of slavers might not have crossed the pond.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post Andrew W.K. covers "Silent Night"
Beautiful lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post Fortune Crackers I made this!
What happens when you mix together fortune cookies with christmas crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie!
Alright love?
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post The US arms Ponce with frickin lasers that does dirty deeds cheap
Finally we can get some cheaper wars.
www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=84805
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the way it appeared from it's own hanger at the beginning
it was very dramatic
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unsheathed"

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking lethal
against missiles travelling at 15 knots.
 (mersault, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit idea
Yet again they've crocked the tests by mounting explosives on board the target.

Also, a tenner says it won't work in rain or fog.
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This is a normal post Bad guys are always surrounded by containers of Tannerite.
And I don't think that even mirrored hulls will save them.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't disagree with them mounting explosives on targets that are supposed to be incoming missiles.
Allegedly it WILL work in rain up to "moderate" levels, fog or a light to moderate sea spray. But I don't know whether they're using the WMO agreed definitions there
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems very effective at a slowly moving target in good visibility
It's a keeper!

And now I'm thinking of a boat armoured in mirrors.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Applicable name for a US ship, I assume 'Nonce' was already in use.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that the nickname of HMS Saville?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. I'll wait for the Rail Gun they keep promising

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Body armor of the future is going to look fabulous.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahaha, Perfect!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect all-environment camouflage

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a link post Detroit Fire Department uses a fax machine to get calls

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post fire!
i.imgur.com/Dnl1lQH.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, am STILL obsessed with Detroit.
Also, way to go Coca Cola- using dire situations like that for FREE PUBLICITY. I blame Obama.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
What's wrong with that ?
Put a small UPS on the fax machine and I bet it's a damn site more reliable than tinterweb solutions.
Damn site cheaper too, which is EXACTLY was a bankrupt city needs! Cheap and highly effective.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post aren't there regulations that
Need to be covered? I'm pretty sure that fax machine isn't going to be producing legally verifiable logs of calls (not cakes) etc for legal purposes including insurance claims. Then again I've not watched the video...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just watched it
Was it an onion video? The coke can bit is total wtf
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah, we KNOW how it'll go if they give them internets.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAH, because it's NOT like the fucking RAF, RN and HM Armed Forces still use faxes too. Oh, wait.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Bloke explains the Terminator timeline
Helpful.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
what an annoying twonk
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
But I found the vid informative
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
i probably would have too, but my tolerance levels are so low I couldn't make it through...
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine are high...but seriously I wish he would calm down. /khunt...

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post T3 DOESN'T exist and has NEVER existed.
And if that bloke claims otherwise, he's a tinfoil hatted nutter. Sent back from the future to destroy the present.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post strange things are afoot at the circle k I made this!
a test thingy I did with bonus doggies (if that's what floats your boat)
(sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nifty
Some guy riding past on a penny farthing at the end would have been cool, reading an unnecessarily large newspaper to emphasize his eccentricity, perhaps smoking a large pipe with a small monkey perched on his shoulder, wearing a molecule, with a rhinoceros on a lead or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i will get right on it

(sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps with a Pterodactyl in the background swooping down and stealing a small child's ice cream

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps...

(sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post A monocle would be better...
...than a molecule. Hipsters and their bloody molecules.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, auto spell check on a b3ta /links subject line will be the downfall of mankind
But the small monkey IS wearing a molecule, you just can;t see it
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Woman and dog had seen it all before, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Someone from /talk has been riding the subway again
Sleight of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They should slomo the footage once again. It happened so quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't see anything.
Why didn't they repeat it a few times so I could at least see something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Read that as "shlomo the footage."

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oy vay?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post How did they know to start filming that?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post he does it
ALL THE TIME
 (sithemong, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone needs a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post When those 'police' catch up with him,
I'll wager he'll be very sorry
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
very sorry

vely solly
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Bed Sitting Room (full film).
I saw a clip of this when I was about ten, but never knew what it was. The mentalness of it stayed with me and I managed to find out what it was after years of wondering. A pile of lunacy written by and featuring Spike Milligan (why I never guessed it would have something to do with him I'll never know), Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Marty Feldman and plenty of others.
I've made it most of the way through, so far, and found that it is completely insane, but absolutely brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post very surreal film
i love the set design, if you can call it that.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I knew Spike had written a play with the same title but never knew it was a film too... Evening sorted, thanks.
 (Dr Frank, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the film when I was about the same age - great stuff
I couldn't work out why Captain Mainwaring was going round London on a tube train, but using a power line as a zipwire seemed like a totally awesome idea at the time....
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYakaboo!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Local News Story.
Never been there, but I've been reliably informed that everyone in Lincolnshire is fucking mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I can indeed confirm this
Hillbilly UK
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post FIVE KIDS ALREADY!? Humanity is doomed.
It's a shame she wasn't shovelling it up her foof.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Last time she did that, she spent the rest of the day being chased by a Golden Retriever

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol. Labrodor puppy surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She'd never fit one of those up there.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post How mental
I find it more troubling her sordid little bog roll fetish has found it's way into the news
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post not quite CIA rectal feeding

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if this woman is planning on further additions to the human population
She must get lonely with only five children
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
The problem she has it that they quickly get older and so leave her mental range.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post she's not going to stop at five
now that she's on a roll
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Go and stand in the corner
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Eat a roll with supper, will save time in the morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what a charmin young lady

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Five kids at 25?
I'm surprised she's so old, being from Lincolnshire an' all.
Rubbish tats too
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post so she decided to approach the news agency to report this?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Lincolnshire Echo really
need to look into more places to put banner ads.

I don't think they have monetised it enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "mum of five"
who the fuck cares and why do papers insist on printing how many kids people have as if its an achievement?

It's a fanny, not a clown car
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you could fit a clown car in her fanny now though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A daughter called "Harlow"!

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post It's how Santa would've wanted to go NSFW
marked NSFW because of someone's potty mouth

GC but worth another view
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Office LOL!
.............. tries to look busy
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, this will be in my presentation at the kindergarten Christmas show this year.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
proper lols!
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish....
...that all those fucking singing Santas would go the same way.

(Bah humbug)
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post well sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
I fawt dat waz a real deal persona on the first view.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 13 Dec 2014, 4:21, Reply)

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