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This is a link post slow-mo water balloon bursting
with man inside.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post For a second there I thought that
Alex Brooker had undergone some miraculous restorative surgery - or that this was going to be an horrific video of the event which caused his limb deformities.

But now all I'm wondering is "where is my nearest mahoosive balloon shop"? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 6:33, Reply)
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What a waste of waste of water so some internet manchildren can try to get internet famous.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Turn your PC off
please
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Jabba the Hut or Barbapapa

(I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fukin ace
I bet he had a pin in his right hand and setup the pop for the high speed
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Normally underwhelmed by the slow mo guys...
...but this was ace :-)
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a bit of alright
too
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile, at the Café Marriage
...female customers can have the wall thumped by an automaton while they cower below.

explanation
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of weird and creepy.
Next you'll be telling me that some women have rape fetishes.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post According to google translate.....
"Coffee and taste Suites new launch event, Melting!
Wall Donkafe. On the wall Don experience by tasting & Twink doll, tongue mind original Roketemiru?"

I've no idea what a "Twink Doll" is, let me just google it on my work computer.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:03, Reply)
This is a link post How to lose your car keys
and pretty much everything, by doing this... I haven't seen my watch in days..nor where i live
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been saying this for years.
The best way to really slow time down is to move to a new country every 2 to 3 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty obvious

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Another work of genius from our favourite fatty hater, Craigggy

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Idiot bonfire
Hopefully the loyalists don't get their hands on this technology before the next orangemen's Day.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 0:23, Reply)
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Moar of that please, I love watching fat merkin rednecks try to kill themselves!
THANKS OBAMA!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Fumes.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Then they started whoopin' and a hollerin' whilst waving confederate flags and chanting 'USA#1'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The bush fire investigation team knocked off early that week I guess...
...also I think they had been watching too many movies where the match hits the liquid...reality sucks when you're an idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!!!
I was trying not to laugh but that killed me, the pair of them acting so macho and with so much bravado, then KABLAMO!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post By the sounds of his *hacking*
I am guessing that he will have a degree of chronic burns to his throat and possibly lungs.

Proper git
 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive but...
.. the energy in a few gallons of gasoline is pretty staggering - that could have been a whole lot worse!

Google suggests that two litres of gasoline is equivalent in energy to a kilo of dynamite - that's perhaps 10 kilos of dynamite in that can he just emptied!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL - 5 gallons of gas...
...has enough energy to propel a ton of metal (a car) at 55mph for 100 miles - I wonder what would happen if we burn it all in one go?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post Merkin Loony Party candidate gets the "bad lip read" treatment
Makes more sense than the original to me...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 0:05, Reply)
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Vote TRUMP!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
EXTRA Loony Party!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:15, Reply)
This is a link post Love - You Set The Scene
night night x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful track, good album too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, Reply)
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Good?

One of the best albums ever recorded surely?
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't go in for such lofty tags, one of the best albums ever is probably the one i'll discover tomorrow and really like, then i'll discover another that i really like.....
It changes all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Optimism is one thing...
...but it's been nearly 50 years since Forever Changes was recorded and it still delights time and again.

A promise of "Jam tomorrow" (musical puns intended) competes very poorly with what exists already in this album.

Especially so in our current audio landscape filled by the glorified calculator produced offerings of contemporary "musicians".

But as they say, each to their own...
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If you have a bad opinion of what's happening musically today you are actually ruining it for yourself and purposefully overlooking lots of great stuff by not giving it a chance.
There's loads going on at the moment, some great stuff gets posted here too, if you were to put Arthur Lee in a studio now and say 'record something' he'd be fucking lost, things have moved on, 'glorified calculator' is quite demeaning, just because something was recorded 40 years ago doesn't mean they were gifted the ability to play in time anymore than people are able today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:53, Reply)
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Strictly speaking if you were to put Arthur Lee in a studio today he'd possibly just stink the place out.

Obvs. if he were alive and you were to give him pretty much any musical instrument he'd be anything but lost.

The real test of a current *ahem* musician, would be to ask if you could transport them back to 1967 what would they "produce" and how might it compare to Forever Changes.

BTW. Nothing is ruined for myself by acknowledging greatness. You are undoubtedly correct in that there is some "good" stuff being made, and shown on these boards - hell, some of it may even be great.

But the fact remains that forever changes is one of the greatest recordings ever made.

A lot of stuff since it was made is the comparative visual equivalent of a child with special educational needs producing school led drawings on orange sugar paper using jumbo sized wax crayons, half of which they've already eaten or shoved in their, or their classmates, orifices. They may need a well done for trying, but the result ain't going to be hung in a gallery in perpetuity for the appreciation of the world (unless someone pranks it into the Tate for shits and giggles).
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If anything i think people are more talented today.
It's not so common anymore just to get people who play the guitar or piano, people are learning instruments and then learning how to record themselves and master a lot of software also.

"if he were alive and you were to give him pretty much any musical instrument he'd be anything but lost."

People can still play instruments and play them well, i could easily say "Well, compared to Mozart he was no musician....", but that would be stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:32, Reply)
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If all the bench mark were was instrumental technical ability sure there's folks that can play. But there aren't that many Arthur Lee's, or Mozarts. Albums like forever changes are very few and very far between.

Of course if we did bring Mozart into it, then it might be fair critique to applaud him as writing some "good" ditties possibly suitable for entertainment while on telephonic hold, or spending time in a lift perhaps...
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:43, Reply)
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There are just as many great musicians today as there were back then, just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're rubbish, maybe the problem actually lies with you.

Well done on reducing Mozart to the lowest possible place you could, in the same way you're reducing 'modern musicians' to the lowest place possible in order to make a point and back it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:15, Reply)
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It's slightly unfair to say I've reduced Mozart to the lowest place possible - I assure you I have never sold a recording of a performance of his work to a lift company or switchboard manufacturer...

..but it is quite kind of you to admit I had a point and backed it up, so you are forgiven for saying forever changes was just "good" x
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's official
www.parliament.uk/edm/2001-02/1369
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice find!

(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I like this band
 (Sherbs, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post Mbongwana Star - Not to be confused with Bong Water
Stumbled on to this from fred zepplin's link yesterday. Picked up their debut album; quite enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post What's a Bong?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a mong... but with more B.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZnhdU1mtsI
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I get it, like if a mong is called Ryan he's now called Bryan?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post Shawshank. NSFW
I won't do the obvious pun as it spoils it. Only NSFW in a silly way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:46, Reply)
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Hamshank Redemption
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 7:35, Reply)
This is a link post There's a way
back to God
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got a lot of pubes

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
there's more than 3 per testicle so can't be pubes
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet mother of nut sacks, what the fuck is that!?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the individual who did Please Lord not a Fatty
His channel seems to maintain a consistent level of oddness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was not aware of this.
It seems to be just as excellent.

I am completely unable to tell if this guy is for real or not.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Poe's Law?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I also wish to know.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I for one am convinced.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a theme in the uploads
There's no other way of starting a (sic) lyric
There's a horrible stench of sincerity
There's no way I would ever want to be associated with this person and if being 'saved' means I have to spend eternity with them, I might struggle a touch.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, weird channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq2AeBwEO-Y
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Egg shell on head, check. Extreme close up of freight train, check. Oral hygiene photos, check.
Nailed it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OliK1aHkrXI

This is definitely my favourite for extreme bonkers. Why isn't this man internet famous?
 (I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Why isn't this man internet famous?'
He must have hit some sort of an uncanny valley that is too weird even for the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Camelot Chronicles
The flat out bonkers new video to Ceephax Acid Crew's new song. The track isn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing
I like this, but by the time it gets to the Camelot rave-up I really do like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post India food is the best.

(Fluffster, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws money at the screen*
I can taste the nomness.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws contactless card at screen*
Shit its just dawned on me that its only a matter of time before we can actually do that
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I say, are there any women present?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:35, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was a lesbian site? Are we all not just women?
you'll be telling me pissflaps is a real person next.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm being paid to fondle my tits whilst on b3ta
aren't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I wish I was paid to fondle your tits....sadly I'm just on b3ta and penniless

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Are "I would" type posts still OK for comely menfolk?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice profile picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I say what a smashing blouse she has on?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post New Gay mall. LULZ
Why spend money on quality vids when a shit one will go viral for you instead.

Damn you, Internet. You maniacs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A seven year old vid with 1100 views
I'm sure their business is booming
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It had 500 views yesterday.

(Fluffster, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 11,000 views in 24 hours? Thanks you Reddit!
Finding out the one with a mullet is a child abuser? Thank you Reddit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post A Brief History of Flash

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
but it doesn't half keep you file size down for video if you're doing a flat colour animation...
 (sithemong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't he travel to the planet Mongo?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post intresting factiod
one of the producers of Flash Gordon tried to groom me over the internet as a teenager, and I got him to do my A-level film coursework for me.
 (sithemong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendiferous!
Mostly wonderful. I don't like Youssou N'Dour much though - I could only manage 7 Seconds.
/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Neneh Cherry was disappointed with my own 7 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post She's very choosy.
Though she did say my Buffalo Stance gave her the horn.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Her brother
Kept telling me to "save tonight", but he never turned up, tne bastard.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
A right mixed bag there my parents have errm told me about. Of course I remember none of it. Clicks furiously.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Clicks wanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff :D
found an old cure interview that took me back 26 years. ah the hair dye, the back combing, the baggy cardies, the people taking the pis sout of me, kicking my head in, the angst.
good times
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah! A mere quarter century ago...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that's right, I'm a young pup of 41 years old :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The The there with the B3tan Generation
#topical
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
Ahem...
Actually, quite a good joke by your standards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:59, Reply)
This is a link post Singing Candle

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post woo hoo! yay me! ta muchly

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
You're more than welcome!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Candleage!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JvSkZN2V_4 - they attempt to wax lyrical, but teh joke just tapers off. Wick-ed. :p
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like Brian Wilson

(sithemong, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Aphex?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post King Johns Tavern Song NSFW
A song about a local monkey hanger visiting the local wetherspoons. NSFW because of Hartlipudlian language.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:59, Reply)
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Never had a parmo...am I missing everything? Sadly I've had both Ruddles and Carling
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If its a good one/ if you are very drunk
I knew somoene who ordered a parmo pizza, it looked like the eye of sauron.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something about getting béchamel sauce from a chippy I'm not too keen on
Saying that I will eat the dirtiest kebab in all of christendom when half cut
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Dieter Moebius has left us
as a kind of counter to that "German music" below, have some vintage Cluster.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post A wonderful man, teeming with ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post interesting article about the future of the internet
tl/dr version: stop changing things that work fine as they are
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I learnt a lot about planes.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:02, Reply)
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I learned not to read anything about web design on such badly designed websites.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:18, Reply)
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Even with my humble 2mb broadband it amazes me when I see websites that take 10 seconds to load while the text jumps around the screen re-formatting itself and a 4mb stock image of something barely related slowly downloads to illustrate the 3 paragraphs of text I wanted to read.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:40, Reply)
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Or like in the site you linked to, a stock picture for every paragraph regardless of its length.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post its based on a talk, so i'm assuming they are the slides
and unlike most websites i see these days, they don't fill the entire screen. So it doesn't bother me that much.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:49, Reply)
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Why not just upload the slideshow somewhere instead of undermining the content with such a horrible page design.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo!! Burny!! 'Grats

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post rather good

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post Outstanding German song
and to think some people want to leave the European Union

(GC dicht Nein)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, this exists.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post In the Eiffel
They have FM radio stations of stuff bad enough to risk making you veer off the road laughing (if you are driving).
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't laugh at this, it just made me feel a bit sad :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to the Ring
Rent a 911RS.
Tune to the right radio.
Try to stay on the road for a whole lap.

If you crash, best insurance claim ever: "The Ompah made me do it."

Edit: keyboard starting to get wonky.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, we're hardly paragons of virtue when it comes to musical output.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
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The mad thing is this was probably broadcast last week.
The Germans and the Dutch have this thing for "umbah" music and have programmes like those dire "Saturday night at the seeside" sort of shows you used to see in the 70 in the UK.
They hold these huge shows in town squares and have all different kinds of acts on like this and worse and thousands go to watch live and millions watch on TV.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Which part of Germany is this?
We only have The Hoff...
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:33, Reply)
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Try channel surfing German and Dutch chans at weekends..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium is not far behind
We have a channel of the stuff...

... But here at least it's done in a slightly surrealistic manner: it's awfull, but it's fun, let's all sing along and have beers!
The Dutch actually like the 'orrible noise...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like a good laugh
There is something I like about the sound in a fun way. I could never sing along though :( I'm completely deaf!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post All bloody over.
Google "Antenne Bayern Schlager". Admittedly a random digital/online station, but there's plenty out there.

I'd post it, but the FAQ clearly states no shock sites.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post How about those scary Karneval shows on TV?
I really do have a soft spot for German culture but those massed events with the fancy dress and the schlager give me the fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole of good german music was a reaction against Schlager
and yet it still seems very popular.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
das ist gut
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Nein.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This has put into question my current attempts to learn German
Mein Gott
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Frankly, I prefer Rammstein's later work.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't Russ Aboot write this?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Have they no shame?
I bet money that causes brain damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The channel is a goldmine of enthusiastic dancing & miming
*throws omelette at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:18, Reply)

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