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This is a link post asdfmovie9 I made this!
More like depresdfmovie amirite?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:22, Reply)
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Also did this thing as a bit of hype for my channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTbhuo52Qu4
 (Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post goodstuff as ever. worth the wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post Man lives as Bowie for a year
for research, that appears to be backed by Kingston University
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:35, Reply)
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But why?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Because being Susan Boyle for a year isn't much fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Drugs and bumming.

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You called?

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like fun... any free drugz and shit?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocaine?
...no thanks. I'm pregnant with seahorse babies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post Timber!

(lostpixel, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a small window into how much MASSIVE DRUGS the advertising industry collectively takes
Still entertaining though.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:56, Reply)
This is a link post Matthew and Tone - Tale 1
I used to like this show
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post Mach 4.5 Airline Transport

(Solomio, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this!
I we are going to burn macerated dinos for no good reason, at least let's do it faster than an SR71.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ozone?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Captain Moonlight - Dirty Cunts Part 2 NSFW
Great song. NSFW obvs
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Slaves - Feed the Mantaray NSFW
apologies for 2 in a row but it is slow today. Friday afternoon fun.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post It's Tuesday NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:01 is when the super-secret site people arrive at Doms.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:32, Reply)
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*warning* contains merkin levels of humor.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Sean Bean day you say?
We can't talk about Sean Bean without having this again.

 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post deserves a click or two

(Solomio, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Classic.
I'm surprised Viz haven't kept up with these stories. Some of the new cartoons are fucking terrible. Not as funny as it used to be etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post First thing I've seen
he doesn't die in
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Sean Bean saying WWW [Fixed] I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The average letter in World Web 2 was
dub-dub-dub-dub dubbleyew
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait for the dance remix version.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
Derek had a Double Dose
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was lovely
deserving of its own link really
 (sithemong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post My guess is Mr Mason himself .
probably already posted it here
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post A really creepy and condescending 'mooncrest' kickstarter pitch which was removed after disastrous first few days.
Somewhat sexist and white knight-y.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't really get much about
the game from that, other than girls might want to play it.

Which will probably mean it will be shit, like an RPG Rayman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't honestly see the problem other than the cringe naturally associated with nerds trying to sell their idea.
Why is catering to female RPG gamers sexist and white knight-ey any more than Dead Or Alive is misogynist and bro-ey? It's just a fucking game. Is Barbie's Dream House simulator adultist?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:27, Reply)
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Because anyone who disagrees with the shit flinging morons from gamergate/reddit are WRONG!!
in fact your a fucking SJW for even expressing this opinion!!
LETS DOX THIS SJW CUNT!

etc etc etc
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem with that.
What was the issue ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Aside from cheesy acting from non actors shocker what's the problem?
From your description I was expecting the two ladies to lez out.
Why didn't they lez out?
That would have been brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was at work watching this,
so i was simultaneously hoping for and dreading a lez out.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:41, Reply)
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An idea probably destroyed by the fat american basement dwelling reddit reading hate merchants.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowt from Blakes 7... am done

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Infographic of space ships speed
Not sure they got Red Dwarf right...I'm sure it went faster than light. Nice nonetheless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Acceleration rather than top speed?
plus i'm guessing they meant scoop not scope...
 (I helped save b3ta! mongbiscuit hasn't got much to say, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
they didn't include the G-Force caused by a Northern Line tube train emergency breaking when someone leans on the door too hard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post currently it isn't going anywhere so it doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking best be when I go home
thanks, I'll keep my eye on that! :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I had completely forgot about the thunderfighter from Buck Rogers.
Nice link.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 15:51, Reply)
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www.flickr.com/photos/jjrailton/sets/72157604541462469
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It took just over 3 million years for The Red Dwarf to reach light speed
which is 670,616,629 miles per hour
670,616,629 / 3,000,000 = 223.5 a year
(223.5 / 364) / 24 hours = 0.025588 acceleration per hour

= pissflaps is a cunt.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot leap years.
Pissflaps wouldn't have forgotten.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Except it wouldn't
as it has mass
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:27, Reply)
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What has the mass got to do with the speed in a place where there is minuscule or no gravity pull? Also no air pressure?
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post errm
nothing with mass can reach the speed of light, and nothing can exceed it, Regardless of vacuum.

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR4tJr7sMPM&spfreload=10

A simple video to explain, about 10 seconds in "Nothing with mass can move faster than light". Even in CERN they are only getting "really close" to the speed of light, but it's still not the speed of light.

I'm sure someone else can explain better than me, I'm not a scientist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets not forget that this is a fictional space ship in a comedy :D
The original post was to question why The Red Dwarf was so slow, I just pointed out that at full blast it accelerated at a rate of roughly 0.025588 miles per hour using numbers I remember from the episodes and books.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Planet Express Ship doesn't actually move though does it?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure it does
Seen it on the telly box.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It moves the Universe around it.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, right you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Where did they come up with 8G for the tintin rocket?

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post a robot that can catch, inspect and carry out behavioural experiments with live fruit flies
Don't watch if you're a drosophila.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I did this as a child.
With some tweezers and made it pick up things like leaves, it would runaround them on the spot. I thought it was sort of interesting. My parents thought it was wierd.

I suppose the only diffence between me and those scientists was that I didn't have that fancy technology and that I didn't write it down.

Or that I'm just wierd. Whatever.
 (Night_ninja, Sat 8 Aug 2015, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post This is garden shed to Major Tom...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely one of the high flyers of Coleford

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought NASA radio communications were encrypted these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do you want to be my friend?"

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post W w w
Sean Bean saying W at around 52s
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Its' funny cos he's Northern. Ha ha, like when them darkies go bumba bumba jiggaloo in their funny jungle language...

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done.
You've used a comparison that I've only heard used this century by the EDL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't appreciate being called darkies,
they prefer 'people of darkness'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:01, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I just liked it
that was all.
I used to enjoy hearing my guitar teacher's answer phone message because of his kick-ass Huddersfield accent.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because Sharpe didn't have internets in Napoleons time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post bastard

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post chariteh!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Satellite images showing the transition of the moon in front of Earth.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Faaaake!
That's far too small and doesn't even look like the Moon. Where's the Tycho Crater?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints* Not sure if serious.....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if he is serious, he's an idiot.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it can't be the dark side
You can't see the dark side because it's dark.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Also no Nazis

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it dark,
or is it just on the other side?

This cannot be a human head,

I mean, where the fuck is it's face?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *squints* Not sure if serious.....

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither am I.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The dark side of the moon is only dark when the earth is between the moon and the sun.
These images were taken by Discovr. It's sitting between the earth and the sun, so the dark side of the moon is lit up by the sun, and the moon appears as a new moon on earth. Far side of the moon is a better description than dark side, for obvious reasons.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Modern Toss - Orchestral Disturbance No 1 in E flat Major

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post More of this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that was VERY FUNNY thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what I hear

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's excellent
but since when was Modern Toss on the beeb?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a link post B3ta Fantasy Football League!!! Shake a leg though - season starts Saturday
I've not been on much so I did a search and that always-reliable source suggested no mention of Fantasy Football for a good while so I set one up. If I am misinformed please advise (and share the league code)

Anyways the code for the one I have set up is:

2197939-491002

Happy Footballing!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Forza Fatzio !

(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Done!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post sorted

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid - in!

(TX1 time to start..., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
Just joined.
 (bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:52, Reply)
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thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 16:59, Reply)
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Holy shit I'm top of the league! I'll have to enjoy iy while it lasts
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 12 Aug 2015, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Mission Impossible Parody I made this!
So a parody we put together, critique welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I like this, click, clickey &c...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post well, if you are looking for a critique I'd say firstly, you really nailed the look and cuts of the originals, so well done there. And the performances were good and the lookalike close enough to suspend our disbelief
The humour was a bit shotgun. nothing for the first couple of minutes then slowly introducing a few "scary movie" style gags that were a little lame. The payoff at the end was predictible and even lamer, when it should have been the best gag and a big shock. It's a shame because you got the styling so right, it can't have been easy on limited budget.
I'd advise spending more time thinking and writing cohesive humour that extends across the whole piece. What about if ethan had actually been casually asked to get a coffee, but he treats it like a mission impossible, going to absurd lengths and killing a bunch of people? It carries the audience along with the absurdity. Showing someone playing gameboy instead of doing the mission is lame cheap laughs, there is no context or motivation to it other than the obvious absurdity. you need to build it up, and treat the drama of it with seriousness, the humour will benefit from it. As it was, some of the jokey sub-tarantino diversionary conversations were no funnier than some of similar bits films often put in themselves for light relief, such as Pegg's bones in the latest star treks. you only have 5 minutes, you can write better and with more purpose
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Also needs more boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, I was going to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good critique :)
Appreciate the effort you put into writing this response - there are some things we'd change which you mentioned, we had just under 9 days to make this (from the initial "Make a mission impossible parody" to finishing the video and all in the middle) so idea world we would of tightened certain aspects up. The ending was meant to be different originally too which would of changed the pace of some of the middle stuff (more serious tone until the final pay off which was a different joke) but producer input meant we couldn't go with it.
Thanks once again - all noted and appreciated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 9 days
seriously impressive! how much was the catering?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 9 days in total
2 and a half days of actual filming.
The Aircraft hanger & office stuff was all shot in 12 hours on one day, the plane jump and all of Benny's on a 2nd. The Rooftop & maintenance area all shot in LA by our friends at the same time.
Food budget was the cost of Pizza for everyone - the whole team just wanted to get it made :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't 5k a bit steep for a few pizzas?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 14:28, Reply)
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But where is the fat person struggling to stay in a super hero costume?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:11, Reply)

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