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This is a link post Giant Rubber Stamp
Colossal Tree Sap Mark Maker
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo. Really givin' to the man.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Call me old fashioned, but ...
Funny? Nope. Interesting? Nope. Informative? Nope. Any redeeming qualities at all?? Nope!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a link post Getting current on Game of Thrones with Samuel L. Jackson
In case you don't have 60 hours to kill.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
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I'm guessing you haven't watched this and only posted it to shift the American Lolitics posts down the board, if you had watched it you'd have marked it NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry to offend you, but I figured it was a given that there would be swears with Samuel L. Jackson
I shall be more careful in the future.

As for the "American Lolitics" post, you actually are so paranoid about something to believe I would deviously post something in order to prevent someone on here from seeing it?

You've obviously thought about such things, but my mind doesn't work that way.

I take it that no matter what I do, you are going to find fault?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:00, Reply)
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It's not paranoia, it's observation.

You have MASSIVE previous doing just that, i wouldn't have pointed it out if you didn't or even have noticed that you do it if you didn't do it so often.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So I only post things to move other posts down the board because I can't stand for someone to be exposed to something I disagree with or don't like?
Have you never heard of a scroll bar?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Previous on it.
Lots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So everyone else on here posts things that they find interesting and/or humorous, but I, and only I, have underhanded motives for it.
I guess you caught me red handed, Sheriff.

Oh, by the way, you've been contributing to moving whatever post you're referencing down the board. You need to punish yourself.

And, are you the puppet account of Jeffrey44?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit
That's another account of mine identified.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Busted! LOL

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post handbags at dawn

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got current by reading GoT wikis and watching clips of key moments on YouTube
Haven't seen a complete episode yet
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Monster.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then?
Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post She may be on to something.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
to
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
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Not everyone seems to agree that the loss of a life is tragic.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you on about?
Mark Duggan was an aspiring footballer/nobel peace prize winner/musician.

His gun crime talent will be sorely missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:04, Reply)
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Stupid. Fucking. Beeyatch Woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it's TOTALLY the police responsible the majority of black gun deaths.
Ignorant cow.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, I've just been raped and killed
but don't worry I'll sort it out myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the attitude.

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post She is absolutely right
We should disband the police because they are the cause of all crime and death in America. We'll still be safe though because there will be a community solution to the rare remaining occasional crime. Probably along the lines of a group of specially training people with special powers to keep all the rest in line. Obviously you'll have to arm them because all the citizens have guns, give them a uniform so people can recognise them. Yep, definitely getting rid of the police will solve this problem.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Thief on the runs
“Maybe they’ve left a trail behind them for police to follow so they can find out who is to blame.”
Fellow committee member Danny Simpson added: “I hope they’ve ran out of toilet roll.”
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post “It was made up for someone who is poorly"
Chinny reckon
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Trump up in multiple swing states
aye TYT are gobby but Trump might very well win this thing.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post one terrorist attack before the election
will get him in for sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt the terrorists would chose him as their target.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was a tewowist
I'd do anything to get him in the White House.
I mean, the other bitch will get all nasty with complicated words and grind us down one Hellfire at a time.
He'll stroll into Dodge swinging his micropenis, looking for a fight with his tiny cute fists, pissing everybody off etc.
All in all, he'll push so many people into our camps, that we will have to set up an entrance exam and deport the unqualified back.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Marketing the product that killed a major corporation!
Welcome the 1981 RCA Videodisc! More here: https://youtu.be/0LrPe0rwXOU
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:16, Reply)
This is a link post How the US State Department reacted when it found out about Boris.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I pass you now to Mark C. Toner - Deputy Spokesperson, Department of State who was recorded discovering the harsh reality of Boris' appointment.
 (1110, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I saw this yesterday
he's all like "hahahaha fucking what a hahahah"
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That was totally rational and balanced
Did I mis the bit where he goes on a rant, or facepalms, or says "Shit, not that wiff-waffing fucktard"?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a diplomat
You can infer all of the above just from the smirk
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XoCOywuNfw
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate boris...
but I'd argue its hypocritical state of affiars: the post is a bunch of diplomats acting undiplomatically, because they think a new diplomat is undiplomatic...

like maybe don't grin and laugh as the US state Dep when you hear of the new Chance EQ from the UK... that would be diplomacy...

bit fucking pot kettle and black lives matter if you ask me.

(i have no idea what that last sentence means)
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post About as diplomatic a diplomat could be if he was good at diplomacy.
What I don't understand is why lots of people were calling for Boris to go after the leave vote, then he went and they were all saying he should stay and clear the mess up, and now he has that responsibility at least in regard to the UK's role internationally, everyone is slagging him off. I'll admit I thought he was a surprising choice for Foreign Secretary, but the fact Hunt is still in place was a bigger surprise unless May is giving him enough rope to hang himself. We should be very grateful that Cameron and his cohort of mutually back-slapping sycophants have gone, and in particular that austerity-at-all-costs Osborne, has been dropped.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just the tories doing exactly what they want
With no opposition to hold them to account. I'm surprised she didn't pop Jeffrey Archer and Jonathan Aitken in there. Why not?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely - no effective opposition.
The Liberals are shot for years to come following their stint as the Tories' bitches, the Greens have never had the numbers to be effective, and Labour is in a shambles - the best leader they could offer was the ineffective Miliband followed by Mr Lack-of-charisma and EU turncoat Corbyn.

What's the difference between Jeremy Corbyn and an old dishcloth?
Nothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post LDs would do better if they ditched their leader I'm sure
He looks and sounds like a first year student canvasser. In fact I wouldn't trust him knocking on doors, maybe just leafleting
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is the LD leader?
No, really, I can't even remember his name.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim something
I forget
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on Tim!

(Hemipygous, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this an instruction?

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case the term "leader" is applied very loosely

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post More "designated driver" than leader I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder what David Miliband is up to these days...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he a thunderbird these days with International Rescue?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This diplomatic cable from 2008 that wikileaks got hold of probably explains what was in that guys mind.
Johnson's successful candidacy for the mayor of London has defied the laws of political gravity...
 (felixcoen, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
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One of the B3ta's politicians on here yesterday was saying that no one would know how much a fuck-tard Boris is, although there was a video on the BBC showing how other diplomats reacted to the news and they all know exactly how much of a fuck-tard he is.

But what do i know? I'm not a B3ta politician working in design in an office.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm that barb might just be for me.
The point I was trying to make is that they have bought into his bumbling buffoon persona.
It's an act and one that's served him well over the years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
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Whys that then?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Because.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They clearly haven't and never will, they know exactly what he's like and they have done for a while.
If anyone can be accused of buying into his buffoon persona it's the people who voted him in as mayor of London and listened to him leading up to the referendum.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you arguing that he's a buffoning 'fucktard' for real or that it's just an act.
Because you appear to have argued both sides in this thread alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not arguing.
I'm saying that everyone knows his act and are wise to it.

You said they aren't.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So... why are they fucking smirking?
That's not the reaction to someone that's a dangerous populist that can not only talk labour leaning London to vote him in (twice) and talk the uk into voting for exit despite everyone with a degree in economics saying this will be terrible.

Faced with a man that has that kind of populist power, you fucking smirk?
Really?

Bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post his job isnt appealing to the brexit voting masses now,
It's working with some incredibly bright people on a problem of enormous complexity and global importance, behind closed doors mostly. Many of these people will not be sympathetic to his cause, some will be outright hostile. His clowning for the cameras will be irrelevant to them except as a source of mild amusement - hence the smirk
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:21, Reply)
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One diplomat smirked.

One.

"talk the uk into voting for exit despite everyone with a degree in economics saying this will be terrible."

I've lurked on here for quite a while, i remember you pretty much dismissing the economical impact of the Brexit vote and dismissing the views of 'experts' (experts other than yourself, of course), so i find that comment a bit strange, especially when one of your comments pretty much stated that the economy doesn't matter anymore once we've left Europe (i've looked through your comments but it was a couple of weeks back, feel free to go and delete it, if you'd like).

You seem to be pulling a flip-flop for the sake of winning an internet 'argument', which would suggest your principles are quite weak, you're now talking about people with degrees in economics, which you quite happily devalued the opinions of previously.

I think 'populist power' is also pushing it, after what he's done lately i don't think he's as popular as he was at all.

Going back to the original point - One person smirked; another called him a liar, many stated he's not the right person for the job and don't agree with him being appointed.

If he plays the fool he'll soon have to get himself together, because it's clear no one will be falling for it.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh :)
You've been searching my posts? Cute.

talk the uk into voting for exit despite everyone with a degree in economics saying this will be terrible."

That was the opinion of financial experts. No disagreement there. Statement of fact. Those were the opinions.

Did you see my post about not giving a flying fuck about what this does to the city trading based economy. I dismissed them. I didn't care.

Now... Take your hands of your self congratulatory hardon before the vinegar strokes because I haven't flip flopped on a cunting thing.

The cunts in the city gambling with other peoples money can fucking burn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:54, Reply)
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Wow.

You got angry.

Pure internet.

I'm sure it's easy running the country and making important decisions from the comfort of your office chair, it's easy when there are no consequences.

I once did quite well on Championship Manager and thought that made me qualified to manage the German football team.

Also - 'i didn't care'? That's neither here nor there in terms of impact.

www.b3ta.com/links/1393178

You're obviously always right, and quite defensive when you're questioned.
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats nice dear :)

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's
 (Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post the city trading based economy on which all our jobs depend you mean?
The tories are in charge of clearing up all this mess ffs. Protecting the City will be their number one priority
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you work as a hermit on a remote Scottish outcrop, it does
Even if you work for the public sector your job is inextricably linked to what goes on in those offices in London. That's just the nature of it all
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:32, Reply)
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Fucking hell, this is all pathetically desperate, isn't it?

It's easier to point the finger and sit making judgements which have no repercussions whatsoever, than actually take responsibility for them.

Ignores the person above me, 'mokum', ignores your comment and yet questions me...anyone would think he's insecure and picks on people he thinks he can 'win' against.

SAD.
 (Banjo Rising, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm really enjoying this season of UK Politics.
They must have hired that guy who wrote Breaking Bad.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Boris, Farage and Gove should be rounded up and held in the Tower of London on charges of treason.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post On what grounds? Being part of an democratically elected government?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you advocating rounding your political opponents up and imprisoning them?
Welcome to the new Democratic People's Republic of Great Britain.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see his reaction should Jeremy Corbyn ever become PM.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll never happen.

(Banjo Rising, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Horror over swear word on children's toy
"They go to a catholic school and I'm worried about them blurting it out"
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
"It's awful, i don't want my kids seeing this kind of language, it's unacceptable...."
"Can you get them to hold it up so i can get some photos for the website?"
"Oh, yeah, sure. No problem...."
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post innit
“I guess it is a bit funny – but still, it’s awful that it’s on a children’s toy.”

So, she understands it's a childish prank, but still wants to make a fuss because, "me me me me me me, I'm feigning offence, I might make some money"

Oh, and The Horror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Louis can read".
Louis is 6 years old. Being able to read at that age is pretty standard, isn't it? It's a bit like saying "Louis has hands at the end of his arms".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post In some places it's socially acceptable to be 'fick

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd suggest if you can't read that by 3 then you're a bit thick

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly after a hand out
Tell her to fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "They go to a catholic school and I'm worried about them blurting it out"
Their mouths will be too full of priest cock for them to swear. Bullet dodged.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post Men should not be nannies, as they may be paedophiles
says new Enviornment Secretary Andrea Leadsom
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus
She really is as dumb as shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post She is a fuckwit of garguntuan proportions

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
Were I to be in that position, I think I'd feel that way too.

Partly it's because I'm an unreconstructed child of the 80s, when we had gender roles. I'm all for women being bus drivers and that, but if a man wants to be a nanny then he's almost certainly gay, and therefore much more likely to be a paedo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post fun fact...
feminists have been actively trying to suppress data about female paedophiles for years, you'd be surprised just how many of them there are, and how even talking about it often leads people to be silenced and non-platformed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhEv9Ov7nQ
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine female paedos aren't "as bad"
because they want a certain proportion of cock, no?

Is that a terribly offensive thing to say?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^has a small cock^

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's what you do with it that counts. That's true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but what you do with yours only counts towards your criminal record.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not offensive
because it makes no sense...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Friend of the family is a counselor and she reckons from the cases she deals with it's a pretty even split.
Just that victims of female paedophiles are far less likely to report it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post All the paedos
like a nice even split...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes - it's certainly not the conservative saying this that is to blame.

(chompedhomas, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post When you hear something like this
my first thought is always that maybe it's taken out of context or the person has been led on into saying it. But when you read what she actually said, it's a fair cop: she's just genuinely a complete fucking tool.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post not surprising,
she looks like christine hamilton doing an impression of lauren harries
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Spot on.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that glasses don't make everyone look intelligent.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is yet another example of the worst sort of gutter press,
taking things that she's said in an on-the-record interview and then shamelessly reporting them in their original context.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Women look after children.
Men cull badgers. Just as nature intended.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This just in....last year.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Revolting Woman
and it wanted to be PM
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post She should probably get back in the kitchen, or something.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Short hop from there to background checks for all men who look after kids ever, even their own
Well done brexitwats, we have our country back
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post She's the fucking enviroment minister.
How on earth is she going to put her thoughts on male nanny's into action?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post and live from the 3.20 massive bitch derby at epsom...
It's katie Hopkins way out in front followed by Christine Hamilton then the entire coven of loose women but who's this coming up the inside? Andrea Leadsom pulling strongly, a new mount but plenty of potential.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sat 16 Jul 2016, 11:05, Reply)
This is a link post Your Last Meal: Aaron Lau - Master Sushi Chef Series
Food porn, sushi stylee
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yuck
what's wrong with some chips and turkey dinosaurs? proper food.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I would eat sushi every meal if I had the chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post one of my old personal training clients owned a sushi bar
free sushi for 2 years nom nom nom
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Lucky bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to buy Sashimi grade tuna from a local supplier
and dig straight in, but now I have seen an electron microscope image of a anisakis, I freeze it before giving it the chop.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that?
*googles*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ
that knife is insanely sharp. Watch the bits where he chops the shizo leaf and tuna (toro)
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Urchins are fascinating creatures
closely related to these weird little bastards
Sand dollars
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember standing on one of the fuckers
I was about 14, was fucking agony. I have always worn wet suit shoes since then.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post In the sea.
I dont wear wet suit shoes all the time.

Just to make that clear...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post What about street urchins though?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I just stamp on their scrawny little legs.
As is customary round here.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What about the rest of the rubber suit?

(m.auron, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbh I had no idea what it was
Looks fucking nasty
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 16 Jul 2016, 7:03, Reply)
This is a link post The stamp licker
An ingenious device
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at him i don't think he needs to cut onions to produce tears.
He could just sit there and think about how daddy touched him when he was a kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post peepee tears

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
stamp window
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite something when even train spotting is too exciting for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/nVBeYVA.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck?
He put the stamp on the top-left (or bottom-right) of the envelope. What a cunt.
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post man quits job to become full-time Pokémon hunter
Firstly, what a fucking twat.

Secondly, Knowing how the 'fucking internet' part of the internet seems to work, I'll bet he'll come back, get immediately snapped up by nintendo themselves, or some other stupid web/app/snake oil company for a well paid job and it will be all over reddit/twitter by amazed idiots calling him a genius.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post too soon

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He's quit his job for 2 months.
I quit a job and went travelling for a lot longer than that a few times.

He's basically taking a shit hiatus, one which isn't too different to a lot of modern travellers - travelling around and looking at nothing but their phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But.....it says quit......
Either way, he's a bell-end. Just because.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
^went out trying to catch Pokemon, all he caught was aids^
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the hell not?
He's young enough that it won't look that bad on his CV, and he's found a way of working the publicity to pay for the trip so good luck to the guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP BEING NICE

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Too soon...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP BEING A CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You really dont know me at all, do you?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You can change! I believe in you!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post certainly not for the next few days.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I did something similar when I was that age
except I didn't have a job to quit, and I just stayed at home playing video games on the dole. The newspapers were all over that shit
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, that was you?
I remember reading about you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have a cutting of that, somewhere in my loft.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuck that - just hack your GPS. I was in NYC - Tokyo and Sydney last night all from the comfort of my sofa.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like you're missing out on an important aspect of the whole "getting out there" thing
He's out there meeting people and seeing one of the prettiest countries on the whole damn planet. You're in your house, sweating into your sofa again.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
Mokum has made the correct choice
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post League of Gods
Chinese mega epic that looks equally amazing and awful :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see the dancing baby from Ally McBeal getting some work again.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard she married Han Solo

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you mean - it's just not quite good enough judging by the trailer.
Should have spent a bit more on production and less on building artificial islands in the south seas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like
one long video game cutscene from about the mid noughties.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I would happily pirate this

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that Chinese He-Man & BattleCat I seen?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Brexit Bop I made this!
Sacrilege I know but couldn't resist it for the stabbing in the back line
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, all is forgiven. A wonderful piece of work :D

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post these are too good
you are illuminati making these people say these things in real life as you wish them... you are the puppet master...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
ha, I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see....
Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you just know that David Cameron has got a drawer full of ramones t-shirts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Best one yet!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
clickety!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for the support. Im getting fat and going fucking nuts, sitting on my arse all day making these. Worth it though
 (I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a link post Southern Rail Tycoon [Game]
Fun little game - cancel all the trains!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Only fault is I've never seen railway staff move that quickly as in level 4
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Bleakly accurate.
*Sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post Headline win!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post BAHAHAHAA!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I want me some
spaceX!
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They do it on purpose Lynn!

(swank, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Zappa performance video enhanced by deep dream tech inputs of his album artwork
Pretty damn trippy! also check out this Mobius filtered Jimi Hendrix by the same artist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuuNjnjpqFI
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post many more similar here
www.youtube.com/channel/UCxj0Q6F6gDplQbSEjtFhrBw/videos
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 5:07, Reply)
This is a link post Housos! Housoshousos! NSFW
Where the fuck has this been, dickhead?

(Ans: Netflix)
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post contrived and unfunny as fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Also, the writer/producers of this show have previously sexually assaulted their coworkers. Not funny.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 4:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I went on a gossip search
but couldn't find any info on that?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post But swearing IS big AND clever!
Whatever - this show is our current Mindbleach after a pair of shitty stressful days. It works like a painted crazy naked man getting on your bus.

I've known and hung out with people that are not entirely unlike Housos and the swearing is first cless - way better than HBO dropping a 'cunt' in here and there for no good reason.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like that show,
but my wife hates it so I never actually get to watch it when it's on. Other shows by them are 'Fat Pizza' and 'Swift & Shift Couriers'.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 3:15, Reply)
This is a link post It's a glass skateboard!
It really is a glass skateboard!

If you don't want to see the unboxing and setting up of a 'glass skateboard'...

skip to 5:23 for the testing of a 'FUCKING GLASS SKATEBOARD'


........ (contains glass skateboard)
(Tivert, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They should try a Ryvita one next

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post that or
a plasterboard one. Probably the same consistency and taste.
 (Tivert, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I was in the inch war young man!
and Ryvita helped me win
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 7:32 for those interested.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely a plexiglass one would actually work?
Or reinforced glass or whatever. You could get one made, surely?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Engineering is for squares, daddy-o
Why spend all that time researching materials when you could be drilling some holes?

And even if it hadn't shattered it would've been scuffed to fuck in the first day.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The application of grip tape to the top, which you would have to do to skate with it
makes the whole thing completely fucking pointless
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't get that problem with Ryvita, I'm telling ya.

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post OR WOOD
https://www.kth.se/en/forskning/artiklar/kth-forskare-har-uppfunnit-genomskinligt-tra-1.638511
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post what a bunch of cunts
Breaking glass in a skatepark... anybody who has ever swept up broken glass with a dustpan and brush knows that you never get it all...

fucking fuckwits.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Another Ghostbusters review.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 14 Jul 2016, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I binned the one I posted.
i recommend a similar course of action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Jul 2016, 0:37, Reply)

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