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SunLife use "Roger roll, Challenger" in their life insurance advert
It makes you wonder who they're employing these days, or at least how old they are!
Skip to 00:30 for the offending sample.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:27,
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Someone reads Ad Nauseam.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:48,
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You've got me bang to rights Guv'nor
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 8:11,
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* Warning * contains smug baby boomers
Shrugging off non-existent prejudice.
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dyllon nice beaver., Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:57,
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They'll be saying they still enjoy shagging next.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:33,
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Freaking teenagers out with the idea of oldies fucking,
is one of the pleasures of growing older.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:41,
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Everyone loves a lemon party.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 23:32,
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i prefer this one
https://youtu.be/OdkaRmRC2H0
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 21:09,
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HP Lovecraft in text mode
Am still waiting to get my copy but I met the creator and she is very nice. Hope to go overseas to see her one day.
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TimChuma, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:11,
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Dagon an 'obscure' story?
I call pretentious artschool hipster cunt.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:14,
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I like this,
despite being aware that enjoying pointless nerd art projects presumably puts me on the hipster scale.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:36,
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You fucking hipster
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:24,
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Scale? Scales are out, chum. You want to be on a spectrum.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:28,
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Yeah, hipster cunts are obsessed with retro.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:51,
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presumably definitely
*sighs*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:51,
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But I'm too old for skinny jeans,
and my glasses have lenses in.
:(
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 21:39,
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Patient leeching off the NHS not happy with hospital
1 star review of Scottish hospital.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:56,
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Did they fix his spelling?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:38,
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A successful spellingactomy.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:54,
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If it ends in "ectomy" then it usually means removing.
I don't think a spellingectomy would help.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:27,
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Bumectomy.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 11:19,
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Total colectomy.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 21:13,
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That's my local hospital.
I've had no complaints, and I've visited a few times...
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:31,
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You're a scots?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:16,
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The preferred nomenclature
Is 'chouchter'
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:33,
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Teuchter
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:30,
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blood tastes?
sounds dodgy to me
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:59,
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Crap service really.
Blood cools quite quickly so ought to be served sooner.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:28,
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Yeah, they're certainly not advisable in an infection diseases ward.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 11:18,
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Nonsense, a bit of black pudding will sort you out.
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 11:49,
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Clip from latest Star Trek
Nicely done.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:13,
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I liked this.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 13:47,
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Greatly satisfying. Thank you.
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:03,
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Star Trek?
not Star Wars then?
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ianisme, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 5:19,
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Clearly Star Trek...
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:15,
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I thought it was Babylon 5?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:50,
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Sorry...
I meant Fireball XL5.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:12,
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this
gave me an erection ;)
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 18 Apr 2017, 14:39,
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Juan Sheet
NSFW
Sorry for this, but it needed to be done
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 8:00,
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Disgusting and purile
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 17:22,
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Alright Dom
(There doesn't seem to be anyone else about to say that today.)
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:25,
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Just like I like my humour.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:52,
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puerile?
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FridgeBadger, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:31,
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CANDLESSSSS
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:50,
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ohh and I thought that was you...
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macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:12,
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I'm confused as well
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:37,
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the car is on fire and there is no driver at the wheel...
...it went like this:
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 3:25,
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Quality stuff
Saw Godspeed last year at the Edinburgh Playhouse, which was even better than I expected it to be. I had hoped that they'd play my personal favourite "09-15-00, Part 1", but as their tracks last an average of 20 minutes, that was kind of a tall order. Nevertheless, their performances of 'Storm' and 'East Hastings' brought a very real lump to my throat, and even though they only played with one violinist, she kicked its ass up and down that stage, totally making up for the more stripped-down strings. First seated gig I'd ever been to as well, which was interesting..
#yesthatsinterestingquiver
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 13:29,
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try this at about half speed (settings/cog icon): www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yD7NBTJtLo
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:09,
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Nice
Missed that myself, if I'd known about it I'd have headed there. Caught them in Newcastle a few years ago, was a heck of a gig.
OP gets a click for this vid.
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 13:08,
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Always good!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:36,
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Pretentious shite
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Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 8:24,
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Just to lessen everyone's enjoyment of a peurile web thingy
Here's some B52s
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:27,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_kLzbWyvWQ
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:29,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:33,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_jV-q7MIko
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:38,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9FkOGsKRS4
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:41,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF7XohbXsys
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:43,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MHHbxQ5V8
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:45,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsSk0t1wcc
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:49,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sWXQkZjoU
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:59,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDzq1_D5Yk4
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:01,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmxdzx3N0BI
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:02,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFw0Q9zVb8k
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:05,
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Stop talking to yourself
Or don't, up to you really
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enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:22,
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I agree
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enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:27,
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I agree
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enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:27,
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I agree
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enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:27,
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Me too
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enginelights It's not Bruce, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:28,
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So I hear it is possible to never see posts from a particular user?
I am becoming more interested in that feature...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:29,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY ENGINELIGHTS!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:59,
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Duane Eddy Peter Gunn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:37,
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Link Wray Rumble
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuAD_sQUgpw
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:42,
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Neal Hefti - "Batman Theme"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wsz2TYxwwk
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 2:56,
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we have the technology
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOhh3rX6bo
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 3:01,
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More of this sort of thing!
All bank holiday mondays should start with these four.
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 6:42,
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Some more B52s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSm0j_4FJuE
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 8:07,
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Heads up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeLSv3n1PDw
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 8:10,
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Is there nothing they won't stick a GoPro to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0FPqdsC8_Y
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 8:11,
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Needs moar:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 16:34,
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To cap it off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 18:05,
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The Kinks - Apeman
promo film - full length
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 0:19,
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He's a very considerate lover, I'll give him that
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 0:59,
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You can see Karl's migration route here (under 'black stork')
birdmap.5dvision.ee/EN
Apparently last year he and Mrs Karl had produced 2 fledglings before he left for South Sudan in August.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 10:12,
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Bloody Mahdist
Prolly conspiring with others of his ilk in Omdurman all winter.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:56,
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Jesus
You wouldn't want to park under that bastard nest.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 14:09,
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I made these pictures move: Feb to April 2017
I made this!
Hello. Here's 11 animations in 1. Mind how you go
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drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:43,
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All up to your usual high standard.
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Varmint, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 23:02,
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Batshit wonderful!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 23:16,
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Move they did!
Eleventy out of stars - would observe again.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 0:32,
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Wonderful!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 1:52,
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I like this
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 9:21,
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Commooouters being milked again
But they had no beef.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 21:36,
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Moove along the platform.
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Varmint, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 23:03,
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Not clicking on that.
Is he crying at that thought because he's just been chemically castrated?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:40,
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How much is knowing worth to you?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 4:21,
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A Werthers with a bit of pocket lint stuck to it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:10,
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It's a dominance thing.
He's actually telling you "fuck off, this twig is mine."
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jonbob loves you, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:50,
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It's Bearded Dragon language for
"You're fucking filming in portrait"
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Varmint, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 21:17,
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Nice
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Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:09,
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KFC bucket wings
A.K.A. Diabetes Container - 10
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 16:27,
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Nice
Like the way he doesn't give up despite the meagre results.
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Mex3 =mememe, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:11,
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Nice idea
I'm no expert, but I think that putting the buckets so high up means the axis of drag is way above the axis of thrust, with the result that it's very difficult to keep it horizontal.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:26,
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I missed the part where the buckets were in drag.
They looked fairly a-sexual to me.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 0:34,
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8:38
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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Jazz Bass Clarinet
Son real!
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:20,
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Studioc Anal doesn't want anyone in the UK watching it, whatever it is.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:22,
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#brexit
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 21:39,
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I only watched the first tune, but the rest of that is bookmarked for later viewing!
Thanks for that. I've not seen this one.
Lois Balfour would blow his nuts about this.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:24,
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A whale's eye view of Antarctica
eye back
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:46,
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Is there nothing they won't nail a GoPro to?
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Varmint, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 11:18,
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Another GoPro
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 11:37,
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That piece of pitch in the pitch drop experiment.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 11:56,
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Living creature with a will of your own? No. You're just something we can stick a camera to.
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chompedhomas, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 12:45,
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Leave Melania alone.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 13:17,
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Haha
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 15:57,
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macroscian (1 like), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 9:34,
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Alright Peta
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:55,
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Anyone else going to Deathfest?
No? Your loss.
Bristol is going to be torn a new aresehole this weekend. Can't wait!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 8:47,
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By 'Deathfest' do you mean anywhere in firing range of North Korea?
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cackbastard criminally inane, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:29,
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Having just followed the link,
I sort of hope so.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:30,
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Or if you are brown, sport a hipster beard, have oil in your subsoil...
... And within the USAF's range?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:32,
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Cover art by Catnippp?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 9:30,
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I say, that's rather noisy and growly.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 14:03,
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I think that is the point
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 21:20,
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Would have done.
Forgot it was happening.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:26,
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Shame
I could have introduced you to my Asperger's friend over a beer...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:49,
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Why bother taking him? Wouldn't he be too busy counting stuff and twitching and mumbling to enjoy the music?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:27,
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Nah,
currently at Fat Out Fest (more my kind of noise).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 17:40,
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I don't know any of those groups
What sort of festival is it?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:47,
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Experimental, noise, psyche, electronic and similar.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 19:31,
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There's a band called Data Quack?
I... um... Yeah. OK, then.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 22:04,
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Someone is addicted to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
As much as I was.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:55,
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Screw you!
All the decent metal festivals here have been taken away for me...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 16 Apr 2017, 3:11,
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And quite right too.
We all saw the footage of you trying to rape Iron Maiden's Eddie.
And of you lobbing your jizz over Lemmy.
And what you did to poor Angus doesn't bear thinking about.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:14,
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Oh, fucking grow up.
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:07,
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Yeah, how dare anyone like something that you don't...
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:19,
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