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This is a link post SunLife use "Roger roll, Challenger" in their life insurance advert
It makes you wonder who they're employing these days, or at least how old they are!
Skip to 00:30 for the offending sample.
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This is a normal post Someone reads Ad Nauseam.

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This is a normal post You've got me bang to rights Guv'nor

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This is a normal post * Warning * contains smug baby boomers
Shrugging off non-existent prejudice.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll be saying they still enjoy shagging next.

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This is a normal post Freaking teenagers out with the idea of oldies fucking,
is one of the pleasures of growing older.
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This is a normal post Everyone loves a lemon party.

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This is a normal post i prefer this one
https://youtu.be/OdkaRmRC2H0
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This is a link post HP Lovecraft in text mode
Am still waiting to get my copy but I met the creator and she is very nice. Hope to go overseas to see her one day.
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This is a normal post Dagon an 'obscure' story?
I call pretentious artschool hipster cunt.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this,
despite being aware that enjoying pointless nerd art projects presumably puts me on the hipster scale.
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This is a normal post You fucking hipster

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Scale? Scales are out, chum. You want to be on a spectrum.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, hipster cunts are obsessed with retro.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
presumably definitely
*sighs*
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This is a normal post But I'm too old for skinny jeans,
and my glasses have lenses in.

:(
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This is a link post Patient leeching off the NHS not happy with hospital
1 star review of Scottish hospital.
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This is a normal post Did they fix his spelling?

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post A successful spellingactomy.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If it ends in "ectomy" then it usually means removing.
I don't think a spellingectomy would help.
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bumectomy.

(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Total colectomy.

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This is a normal post That's my local hospital.
I've had no complaints, and I've visited a few times...
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This is a normal post You're a scots?

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The preferred nomenclature
Is 'chouchter'
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Teuchter
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This is a normal post blood tastes?
sounds dodgy to me
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Crap service really.
Blood cools quite quickly so ought to be served sooner.
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This is a normal post Yeah, they're certainly not advisable in an infection diseases ward.

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This is a normal post Nonsense, a bit of black pudding will sort you out.

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This is a link post Clip from latest Star Trek
Nicely done.
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This is a normal post I liked this.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Greatly satisfying. Thank you.
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This is a normal post Star Trek?
not Star Wars then?
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly Star Trek...

(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Babylon 5?

(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry...
I meant Fireball XL5.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2017, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post this
gave me an erection ;)
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This is a link post Juan Sheet NSFW
Sorry for this, but it needed to be done
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This is a normal post Disgusting and purile

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This is a normal post Alright Dom
(There doesn't seem to be anyone else about to say that today.)
(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like I like my humour.

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puerile?
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This is a normal post CANDLESSSSS

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This is a normal post ohh and I thought that was you...

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This is a normal post I'm confused as well

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This is a link post the car is on fire and there is no driver at the wheel...
...it went like this:
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This is a normal post Quality stuff
Saw Godspeed last year at the Edinburgh Playhouse, which was even better than I expected it to be. I had hoped that they'd play my personal favourite "09-15-00, Part 1", but as their tracks last an average of 20 minutes, that was kind of a tall order. Nevertheless, their performances of 'Storm' and 'East Hastings' brought a very real lump to my throat, and even though they only played with one violinist, she kicked its ass up and down that stage, totally making up for the more stripped-down strings. First seated gig I'd ever been to as well, which was interesting..
#yesthatsinterestingquiver
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try this at about half speed (settings/cog icon): www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yD7NBTJtLo
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This is a normal post Nice
Missed that myself, if I'd known about it I'd have headed there. Caught them in Newcastle a few years ago, was a heck of a gig.

OP gets a click for this vid.
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This is a normal post Always good!

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This is a normal post Pretentious shite

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This is a link post Just to lessen everyone's enjoyment of a peurile web thingy
Here's some B52s
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_kLzbWyvWQ
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_jV-q7MIko
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9FkOGsKRS4
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF7XohbXsys
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MHHbxQ5V8
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsSk0t1wcc
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sWXQkZjoU
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDzq1_D5Yk4
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmxdzx3N0BI
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFw0Q9zVb8k
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This is a normal post Stop talking to yourself
Or don't, up to you really
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This is a normal post I agree

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This is a normal post I agree

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This is a normal post I agree

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This is a normal post Me too

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This is a normal post So I hear it is possible to never see posts from a particular user?
I am becoming more interested in that feature...
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This is a normal post TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY ENGINELIGHTS!
:(
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This is a normal post Duane Eddy Peter Gunn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI
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This is a normal post Link Wray Rumble
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuAD_sQUgpw
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This is a normal post Neal Hefti - "Batman Theme"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wsz2TYxwwk
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This is a normal post we have the technology
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOhh3rX6bo
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This is a normal post More of this sort of thing!
All bank holiday mondays should start with these four.
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This is a normal post Some more B52s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSm0j_4FJuE
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This is a normal post Heads up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeLSv3n1PDw
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This is a normal post Is there nothing they won't stick a GoPro to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0FPqdsC8_Y
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This is a normal post Needs moar:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y
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This is a normal post To cap it off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
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This is a link post The Kinks - Apeman
promo film - full length
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This is a link post Mr Karl has a shit before shenanigans with Mrs Karl. Always advisable
Karl Jnr on the way.
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He's a very considerate lover, I'll give him that
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This is a normal post You can see Karl's migration route here (under 'black stork')
birdmap.5dvision.ee/EN

Apparently last year he and Mrs Karl had produced 2 fledglings before he left for South Sudan in August.
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This is a normal post Bloody Mahdist
Prolly conspiring with others of his ilk in Omdurman all winter.
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This is a normal post Jesus
You wouldn't want to park under that bastard nest.
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This is a link post I made these pictures move: Feb to April 2017 I made this!
Hello. Here's 11 animations in 1. Mind how you go
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This is a normal post All up to your usual high standard.

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This is a normal post Batshit wonderful!

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This is a normal post Move they did!
Eleventy out of stars - would observe again.
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This is a normal post Wonderful!

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This is a normal post I like this

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This is a link post Commooouters being milked again
But they had no beef.
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This is a normal post Moove along the platform.

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This is a link post Man cries at thought of having to go to Cub Scout Pack meeting
Post surgery lols
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This is a normal post Not clicking on that.
Is he crying at that thought because he's just been chemically castrated?
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post How much is knowing worth to you?

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This is a normal post A Werthers with a bit of pocket lint stuck to it.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a dominance thing.
He's actually telling you "fuck off, this twig is mine."
(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Bearded Dragon language for
"You're fucking filming in portrait"
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This is a normal post Nice

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post KFC bucket wings
A.K.A. Diabetes Container - 10
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This is a normal post Nice
Like the way he doesn't give up despite the meagre results.
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This is a normal post Nice idea
I'm no expert, but I think that putting the buckets so high up means the axis of drag is way above the axis of thrust, with the result that it's very difficult to keep it horizontal.
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This is a normal post I missed the part where the buckets were in drag.
They looked fairly a-sexual to me.
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This is a normal post
8:38
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This is a link post Jazz Bass Clarinet
Son real!
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This is a normal post Studioc Anal doesn't want anyone in the UK watching it, whatever it is.

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This is a normal post #brexit

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This is a normal post I only watched the first tune, but the rest of that is bookmarked for later viewing!
Thanks for that. I've not seen this one.

Lois Balfour would blow his nuts about this.
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This is a link post A whale's eye view of Antarctica
eye back
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This is a normal post Is there nothing they won't nail a GoPro to?

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This is a normal post Another GoPro

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This is a normal post No, that's been done too.
shop.gopro.com/EMEA/accessories-2/dual-hero-system/AHD3D-301.html
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This is a normal post That piece of pitch in the pitch drop experiment.

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Living creature with a will of your own? No. You're just something we can stick a camera to.
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This is a normal post Leave Melania alone.

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This is a normal post Haha

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This is a normal post (=

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This is a normal post Alright Peta

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This is a link post Anyone else going to Deathfest?

No? Your loss.

Bristol is going to be torn a new aresehole this weekend. Can't wait!
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By 'Deathfest' do you mean anywhere in firing range of North Korea?
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This is a normal post Having just followed the link,
I sort of hope so.
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This is a normal post Or if you are brown, sport a hipster beard, have oil in your subsoil...
... And within the USAF's range?
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This is a normal post Cover art by Catnippp?

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This is a normal post I say, that's rather noisy and growly.

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This is a normal post I think that is the point

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This is a normal post Would have done.
Forgot it was happening.
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This is a normal post Shame

I could have introduced you to my Asperger's friend over a beer...
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This is a normal post Why bother taking him? Wouldn't he be too busy counting stuff and twitching and mumbling to enjoy the music?

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
currently at Fat Out Fest (more my kind of noise).
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This is a normal post I don't know any of those groups

What sort of festival is it?
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This is a normal post Experimental, noise, psyche, electronic and similar.

(, Sat 15 Apr 2017, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a band called Data Quack?
I... um... Yeah. OK, then.
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This is a normal post Someone is addicted to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
As much as I was.
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This is a normal post Screw you!
All the decent metal festivals here have been taken away for me...
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This is a normal post And quite right too.
We all saw the footage of you trying to rape Iron Maiden's Eddie.
And of you lobbing your jizz over Lemmy.
And what you did to poor Angus doesn't bear thinking about.
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This is a normal post Oh, fucking grow up.

(, Sun 16 Apr 2017, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, how dare anyone like something that you don't...

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