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This is a link post Holiday decor
They learned nothing from the French.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass?
Oohph.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why you're plugging their wares.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you're as sharp as those things are.
ouch.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post But christmas!

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Potentially tragic Christmas accident material

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post How many people will take these in the shower?
and have a nasty fall followed by stumbling into a carelessly placed and running vacuum cleaner.
I know I will.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post O Cum All Ye Faithful

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post best xmas evah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post Animal Sentience ruling update
Seems all the papers reporting it were lying or misleading or deliberately muddying the waters.
The motion was to incorporate something in to law that by other accounts is still missing from the law.
I'd need a legal expert with an understanding of animal welfare laws specifically for livestock or laboratory animals to resolve this.
Don't trust the media, or maybe don't trust this statement, or maybe don't trust this post
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post People in this country have had enough of experts

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post No they haven't, they've had enough of experts statements being reinterpreted by the media


it says so on page 17 of the paper
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A typically otiose and ovine observation.
The word has become as meaningful as "community leader".
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps I'm not sentient

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct. I've been interviewed on the news as an expert
And I'm not an expert in fucking anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Guy Goma!
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
experts exports
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So basically not wanting to bring over an eu law that's not fit for purpose with the promise of a uk one that is?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post is there a promise of one though? and how good is that promise?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post As good as a wink to a blind man
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey if you can't trust gove who can you trust?
In all seriousness I smelt a rat when this story first went "viral".

It broke 6 days after it happened and I said at the time it was pointless to have opposed it. IF it is the case that the eu law doesn't do the job then it makes sense not to bring it over to uk law so long as we've get a fit for purpose replacement.

Still it got people riled up and excited about it. Maybe some will think twice before buying a bargain basement chicken that's had fuck all life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's a lot of "ifs".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? 2?
And the first one was a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not one for pushing Guido Fawkes twitter bullshit
But this tweet gives you an idea of how far it was spread. Obviously take all the political twattery with a barge of salt, because it is Guido.
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post fake news
sad etc
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lost.
*shrugs and goes back to playing Overwatch*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This was pointed out at the time.
b3ta.com/links/1467884
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Media = professional gossips.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Look, all we were really saying was that if animals were so smart, then they wouldn't have evolved to taste so good, and to be so much fun to kill.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows meat tastes better when it's salted with fear

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work in a butchers and know that stress and fear makes it taste much worse.
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/why-scared-animals-taste-worse
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post Hunter S. Thompson’s Daily Routine

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not anymore it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oof

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck OFF was that 'too soon.'
In fact, even though I loved his work, two fucking MINUTES after the announcement of his death (The real one), which was what more than a fucking decade ago now, wouldn't have been 'too soon'.
What the shuddering fuck is WRONG with you? Fuck off back to mumsnet you pantswetting handwringer.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Nov 2017, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to read a tribute to Thompson and Gonzo Journalism in general I recommend the Transmetropolitan comic series
www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2016/mar/07/transpolitan-90s-comic-donald-trump-transmetropolitan-warren-ellis

over 20 years old and still relevant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My first thought was
is that the guy with the red and green shades?

yes. yes it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course,
he's dead now
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he killed himself
Because years of drug and alcohol abuse had left him very ill - including doubly incontinent
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Double incontinence can happen to the best of people.
Not just people who leave a drug-heavy lifestyle. That will have fucked up his liver and kidneys however.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you ok, hun?
Just stick the sheets in the machine when your dialysis finishes.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you seen 'where the buffalo roam'?
Bill Murray plays a good part as Hunter i reckon.
 (Sherbs, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post I made a changing clothes montage I made this!

It's been a life long dream to have a changing clothes/shopping montage ever since What Women Want.
(mrmenfolk, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a link post Moonlight - the bean drop I made this!
Final episode of my silly Greatest Movie Moments series. Andy Serkis for real cameos.
(dogfood, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace, enjoyed these
Surely a Steve Guttenberg masterclass finale tho but.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post I found this to be oddly satisfying
Good acting on the part of the main character, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was good
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post #DrainTheSwamp

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post #SwampTheDrain
more like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post #MakeTheGrateGreatAgain

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
If that is plumbing then I could be a plumber.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll just have to stick to bumming.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to explain what a grate is for
His neighbours will love all those leaves being washed down that drain, getting stuck, causing a blockage a few properties away. He may be lucky this time with the volume of water that moved at the same time...
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're a plumber it's good business sense to create a blockage a few doors down.
Saves driving across town to the next call out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post falldowntheholefalldowntheholefalldownthehole
bah! No click for you!
 (m.auron, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Shorts weather that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And flipflops

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
flipflops mankini
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate that yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the right sort of culture to bring this hallowed place.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No whey!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post 1903 London street scenes - it's silent because the world was silent in the olden days

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post They only had three colours, black, brown and grey.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube comments section just as painful as ever.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nestles
They had one hell of an advertising budget back then.
 (Tuftedshag, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The Edwardian Pact Coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't the road littered with corpses?
I'm amazed at how congested the roads are, and the fact that pedestrians are mixing freely with all the horse drawn vehicles. Surely there must have been countless people run down - horses have pretty shit brakes.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the other people have full HP and drastically reduced Karma

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it an offence to not be wearing a hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it amazing that they managed to build and make all that
without talking?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ants can do it

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The one thing I notice
Is that the centre of London was jammed with traffic even then. Cars are not to blame after all
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Different kind of pollution back then though.
Bit more biodegradable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a load of horseshit!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 for the Calvin and Hobbes reference
n/t
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 25 Nov 2017, 19:57, Reply)
This is a link post Block Friday is coming
Happy international unsubscribe day this Friday.
 (I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice idea

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Subscribe button at the bottom of that page.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly, you didn't click it then ;)

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pranksters!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post “A myriad of”. Unsubscribes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Vals No.3 by the wonderfully weird virtuoso Agustín Barrios
Played by John Williams, the most technically accomplished player ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't get Smellysam started

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(Sherbs, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful
Makes a change from Buckethead for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't even know John Major was musical.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
But could someone please run this through a compressor and then some distortion so we can hear him shred?
 (themarginwalker, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pref: concerto de aranjuez

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:37, Reply)
This is a link post Partridge Traffic jingle
Yes, it's only Babtridge, but it's so good (and short)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post If you need actually need this to successfully separate an egg you should be taken out and shot

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one.
I don't need it but I am a massive man child that finds bogies hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ooh, get you, Mr. Jeremy "that Nigella's doing it all wrong" Corbyn.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Nov 2017, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of these
it doesn't even work very well. I had to blow on the top of his head to make the snot come out.

I now have novelty cactus that acts like a pipette, to suck up the yolk. Just as unnecessary
 (marvin889, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine only works if you jam your fingers in its nose to push the white through.
Which breaks the yolk half the time. But still. Bogies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a link post Examples of work from a rather good grime artist
Not that sort of grime
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you is the amateur sculptor?
Loaf of bread indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Outrage at naqib-wearing statue?
www.b3ta.com/links/Unfortunate_bread_placement
 (I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was one of us it would be a sculpture of some kind of transparent non-crystalline amorphous phallus

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post obligatory "thats a penis" gif

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.bakeriesnear.me/glasscock-county-tx
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Not again
Do keep up.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post Tears For Fears new track
I love it. Lead singer looks unrecognisable nowadays tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Hurting is a fantastic album.
Everything else they do/did leaves me disappointed because I just compare it to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
On my turntable now
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not him in the video
That's some sort of CGI globe.

Happy to clear that up for you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say so.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yer

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gold star
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This video contains content from Warner Chappell, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Yep, gold.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you've been "led" up the garden path

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post LED bandwagon
LED Storm on the zx spectrum - The music was pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed it was!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 23 Nov 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Like it
 (Sherbs, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Synth chip
Maybe that's how it sounds on Spectrum 128 with a synth chip. Probably not much different than a C64. On a regular Spectrum it would have sounded like shit.
 (MagicMoose, Fri 24 Nov 2017, 18:08, Reply)

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