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This is a link post Getting the blues
Animals coloured blue following dye release.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
I like the crouching cat with an uncomfortable air of acceptance.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful white and gold pets.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my colleagues from years ago did something similar
They picked up a sack of dye powder and put it on the laboratory bench a bit heavily, only to have a large blue cloud greet them when he opened the sack. The dye was rapidly dispersed by being sucked into the ventilation system which did a good job of spreading it around the building, meaning that pretty much everyone had blue eyes and teeth for a couple of days.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post Pedo Disco

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Hard as lard
Goat knocks out cow with headbutt
(dokk, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What's that goats beef?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she died?

(97800, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's a he cow

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bull!
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Naughty goat gets the noodle

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 2:23, Reply)
This is a link post ISIHAC tribute to Jeremy Hardy
a selection of his finest singing moments.

edit: quote from Mark Steel's obit: www.independent.co.uk/voices/jeremy-hardy-death-brain-cancer-comedian-obituary-tribute-mark-steel-a8758226.html a line of J's Impersonating the modern "world" traveller, he said: “We found this wonderful little place off the beaten track, not in any guidebook, a fantastic village that only appears every two hundred years. Lovely people, tiny, no bigger than your thumb, poor but unhappy. We were invited into someone’s house and they spoke no English and we ate their hallucinogenic insects and had sex with them and stayed for ten years and it all came to ten pounds a head.

sorry, I seem to be rather upset about his passing.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely tribute ahead of this evenings news quiz by jupp
may have shed a tear tuning in
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 19:17, Reply)
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it's mad..., I told my sister I thought I was having a senior moment and she said she too had cried and thought it must just be her...then teh grauniad comments on his obit...there's quite a few blubbing like Diana done died. Yep, Jupp set me off again.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so very sad
I haven't been this upset since Joan Rivers died.

I am possessed with the same thought: but I want MORE of them.
 (LokiMD, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no...
He was more than just someone who made me laugh. I have genuine affection for the deminutive trot.

Saw him live at his old University Southampton. A grumpy delight.

This is how I remember him: https://youtu.be/Gj1EGj1_frk
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, sad day
I saw him live a few years back and one gag that stayed with me was when he said that his daughter wanted a new per of Nike trainers;

I said, "you're 10, make some".

RIP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
arf
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 3 Feb 2019, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post Who want's to get tickled?
I hear Russel Brand is looking for a babysitter.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Russell"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Brussell Rrand?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post whose?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked at the guys other videos and found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1firrLPGcGU

I haven't felt this way since silence of the lambs
 (syntactic, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets worse/better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z5VNHpNuZ4

Good Lord, Baron Munchausen - what have you discovered?
 (syntactic, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS... I hadn't seen the other tickle related video of his.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Clive Swift
This is how I'll remember him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I hated that fucking show he was on

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post BREXIT (alternate ending). I made this!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Feb 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, nice motion tracking.

(835Rocks, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid prick

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like he's struggling with the change of lifestyle a bit

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He also, presumably, thinks that actually parenting his kids is 'invading their personal space'
He's probably one of those cunts who takes his kids to a restaurant and lets them run wild around all the other tables.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS grow up a bit then.
His poor wife has three kids to deal with.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 13:48, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he actually a comedian?
I've not seen any evidence of this.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He called one of his books 'My Booky Wook'.
Oh how we all laughed.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:23, Reply)
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Is he about to have a go at Hugo Boss for clothing Nazis and then climb immediately into the back of a Mercedes??
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor sprogs will have enough to deal with having him as their dad...
...tickling is the last of their worries.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 2 Feb 2019, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: PiKUNiKU I made this!
GAME OF THE YEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus christ man calm down
Sun's barely past the yardarm.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I really feel like it's bedtime now!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview made me excited it existed in the Chuckie Egg universe.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry. It's more like Dizzy than Chuckie, if you're looking for videogame egg based comparisons.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post The world has just become a little more tuneful.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Poo.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Saw a live recording of the News Quiz once. Between actual takes Jeremy was the only one who would actually talk to the audience and keep them entertained. Would've been boring as fuck without him there.

RIP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Feb 2019, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him do a gig at the Lowry in the winter of 2006/7.
I recall that he seemed to have disproportionately long arms.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him a few times
Always made a point of coming out after the show to chat to the audience www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGo_3zxoA8&t=3s&fbclid=IwAR3oZZsEkINbRRsi10kOl4SB_F_tgfj3_qHoUcFYWbQPvp4j1cmLPP32OjY
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:46, Reply)
This is a link post Sleep apnoea mask

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In CPAP no-one can hear you snore.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post A man's penis snapped whilst he was having special happy time with his girlfriend
And for reasons best known to himself he went to the local paper about it
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A classier publication would have reported this in a limerick form.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a young man from Feock ...
(Having scanned a list of Cornish place names to furnish this 'joke' I noticed that they have places called Jolly's Bottom, Skinner's Bottom and Ventongimps)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why pick on gimps?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They like it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Brokedick mountin'

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post slaughterbots
do not adjust your set
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post scariest of gcs

(ozof, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post and also
deep mind's self-teaching game ai's
 (ozof, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ai vs atari 2600
youtu.be/rbsqaJwpu6A?t=596
youtu.be/d-bvsJWmqlc?t=802
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff

(ozof, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post can't find the vid but apparently when it got to tetris
it learned to simply let the blocks stack up and pressed 'pause' just before game over. the only winning move was not to play.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuart Russell will be first

(97800, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is keeping me awake
Thinking about the poor sod who would have to plug them all in to keep them charged.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 7:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, they have some sort of super induction technology, charge each other up just by flying past.

(97800, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 7:55, Reply)
This is a link post #bantz NSFW
“Yeah I usually get up to no good,” Keith admitted. “I’ve done things I’m not proud of in the past like put a banana up my ass and it snapped. I’ve had a shit in a cemetery and wiped my ass with chippy paper. I did the mess into a sock once too and threw it at my mate’s window. That was funny but I got a slap for that.”
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post #LADBIBLE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Man with shitting fetish passes it off as joke, successfully."

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post In November!
Must've been fucking freezing
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Good news!
Fisting isn't obscene.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck
We can all now watch junkies shitting on each other for cash. It's the hallmark of every great civilisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 31 Jan 2019, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds great, sign me up!

(97800, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Chicken fisting FTW!
radiofail.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/food-demonstration-fail/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt the chicken consented

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a new dish from KFC
Chicken Fisters
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post There's a glitch in the matrix (canine edition)
No idea.
 (dokk, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think your dog is broken.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog.exe has stopped working.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just buffering

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post or buffeting

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The code's fine I reckon,
someone just needs to update it's physics and ragdoll data setup.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fleas

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Fenton!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 17:33, Reply)
This is a link post Rodeo Terrorists - Prairie Song I made this!
Ok been a little while since I've posted anything of note, but we've been songwriting recently and this is our new tune & video
(I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead
Canny that.
 (I helped save b3ta! GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Seal
Ron Seal.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's almost certainly not the official music video.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot the 'i made this'

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 31 Jan 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I could only aspire to such a wonderfully waxy physique.
Not to mention I have nowhere near the iron levels to produce that much blood.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 19:32, Reply)
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Most untranquil thing i have seen this year dude
 (Sherbs, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 31 Jan 2019, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody
Hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha great!

(mrmenfolk, Fri 1 Feb 2019, 10:47, Reply)

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