well done all involved
but can someone please fix the skinning on his forearms, his white shirt keeps cutting through and it's driving me nuts :D #3dcharacterartistOCDtriggered
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 11:08,
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I'd hate to think bbc tv production had the same can't be arsed attitude I have for posts on a puerile internet message board
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 12:39,
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yes it's a bit irritating isn't it
i'm sure if we do any more with him it will get fixed
(crab_bloke), Mon 24 Jun 2019, 13:06,
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You are Eckhart Tolle
AICMFP
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 20:49,
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U ok hun?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 21:48,
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80 minutes to learn about present moment consciousness?
Just pick any cat video on YouTube. It will teach you everything you need to know about living in the present.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 22:01,
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But those cats reliving the battle of the Somme, with that floppy dog below seem to be very angry about some past event.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 0:19,
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OK Sally Miaowrgan
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 6:21,
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Soz, not watching that since I now associate the phrase "wake up" purely with anti-muslim facebook tirades
and blade runner
(97800, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 23:35,
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The thumbnail showing the video has got it right
Eckhart Tolle. Wake Up!
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 0:28,
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that first video you posted I thought "here's a funny little german talking some harmless platitudes about mental health"
but the second one it became apparent that his little chuckle was some weird contrivance, and that far from being light-hearted he seems to be operating under the impression that his trite little homespun wisdoms elevate him to some guru level.
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 1:18,
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Ah
Can't watch the video without a facebook account.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 18:00,
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Oh how annoying
Check varmint's link
(Paint!Another one lost, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 18:12,
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Yeah
That's a bit much for skateboarding.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 20:27,
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sk8 or die?
always wondered why they used a skull and cross bones on those stickers you saw at every bus stop in the 90's
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 23:20,
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Fuck the police
Fuck Fuck Fuck the police
(L E T S G O"Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 23 Jun 2019, 20:04,
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Tat Vision Episode 20! Coffee CupI made this!
I've made it to 20 somehow, I journey to Northfield and find a cup with a profound message about coffee on it. This one was inspired by a Limmy skit wanted to do for a while
You need to wait another 18 seconds before getting another preview
(mrmenfolk, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 13:11,
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that explains it
cheers
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 23:23,
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BTW, it seems there's some problems on this website
Someone on /main mentioned a signature problem, and previews not working properly. It also looks like the popular page hasn't updated today. As it's the weekend.... maybe it'll be SNAFU for a while.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 0:48,
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Looks like GMT
It's hosted by Cloudflare in the US, but that's not the timezone in the sigs, if that's what you mean. As I write, it's 23:32 in England (BST), and it's 22:32 GMT/UTC. So let's see, in the sig...
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 23:33,
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that explains it even more
cheers cheers
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 23:37,
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fewer
sorry
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 0:14,
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Cloudflare is not the host
They are a proxy. Timestamps will come from the host server.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 10:09,
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Hosted in germany innit
(97800, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 12:49,
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Germany is on Central European Summer Time (CEST), which is UTC+2. England is on British Summer Time, which is UTC+1.
The time now is; UTC: 21:15 England: 22:15 Germany: 23:15
The signature seems to show UTC.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 22:15,
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You do know you can set the server time to whatever you want, right?
Tit's location is irrelevant
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 7:16,
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(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 16:08,
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I've worked in offices where this would have been a massive benefit..
(Enron Hubbardhad a big meaty piss on, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 16:42,
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^ Very much this.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 22 Jun 2019, 16:49,
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If it means I don’t have to listen to that animal opposite me noisily champing his lunch with his mouth open
Then I’m all for it.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 16:51,
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Just a shame about the glass doors
(MuckTrumpetis winking furiously, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 17:14,
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Maybe put him in there and fill it with bees?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 19:24,
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All right who was the last one in here?
In any of my previous workplaces that thing would've just ended up being a fart chamber.
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 17:16,
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Imagine spending the day in there after curry night.
You could fill it to capacity with weapons grade material, then seal it up ready for the cleaner.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 17:32,
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Ooh, get you with your "cleaners"
we have to do it ourselves
(97800, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:11,
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Well, I'd waft the door for a minute or two if I were you.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:33,
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I need this
And while you're at it, I want one for home too
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 20:11,
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If I could blast Cryptopsy in it undisturbed Then I'm in.
(Turquoise Hexagon Sunhas just dropped acid on, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:04,
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Fuck
Bring it on. This would improve my productivity no end.
(MC Chicken SandwichAll I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 21:19,
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Our London office
has several of these, and a few of the 2-person and 4-person variants.
Luckily, i wank work from home
(BootI want to know what you meant, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 23:30,
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At least they've realised that
open-plan offices are terrible for doing any work.
Though you could just have headphones and music and save yourself money on the box.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Sun 23 Jun 2019, 7:25,
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Depends on whether your coworkers are cunts
(97800, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 20:04,
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We have those dotted around
they're for people to take calls so they don't annoy everyone else, or if you want some isolation for a while. Good idea, although not used that often as everyone messages each other instead.
(plankton, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 16:36,
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Cool..
but it could be wider so you could play some guitar in there when it's time to render.
(Sherbs, Fri 28 Jun 2019, 11:36,
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Very counterintuitive materials.
I've used Gasil (fumed silica) in a lab, very odd, it makes cotton wool appear dense by comparison.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 22 Jun 2019, 16:48,
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Ooh, that's rather catchy
Unfortunately I can't listen to the lyrics without seeing the fizzogs of the Tory leadership candidates. *mixed emotion clicky*
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 8:40,
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Thx!
I had forgotten that song.
(Mex3=mememe, Mon 24 Jun 2019, 15:11,
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Amazeballs
I am now slightly obsessed by this song.
Thanks.
(Linboxhas a serious dunk habit, Wed 26 Jun 2019, 20:48,
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I got disqualified from a TT competition
because I'd put a layer of Copydex on my bat which gave me tremendous spin. I did argue there was nothing in the rules about it, but they still chucked me out.
(Varmint, Fri 21 Jun 2019, 21:03,
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C̶o̶p̶y̶d̶e̶x̶
Semen
(dirk speedriftSit doon, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 10:46,
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Isn't that the whole point of the instagrams?
A fucking massive echochamber chockablock with vacuous cunts shouting "LOOK AT ME" over and over again.
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 14:38,
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See also: YouTube
facebook and most of the internet
(97800, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 15:42,
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As opposed to vacuum cunts.
*happy memories*
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 22 Jun 2019, 17:03,
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I mostly use it
For stuff like this.
(Huw Edwards#yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce, Sat 22 Jun 2019, 17:29,
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