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This is a link post Farewell then, Rutger


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This is a normal post thankfully not blind fury

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This is a normal post ha
i love that movie
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This is a normal post SHIT!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck!!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Unreasonable men make life so difficult"

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This is a link post New Henge video
Saw them play the main stage at Bluedot this last weekend, the festival I first discovered them at 4 years ago, wandering into a tent on a break and going WTF?!

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the bastard love spawn of Roy Wood and Shpongle

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This is a normal post
"Pirates of the Caribbean 6: What's Causing Stranger Tides?"
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a link post This is last dam run of likker I'll ever do
Now this is my kind of primtech

I'm half way through but have to share.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are there subtitles?

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prepping for No Deal?

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post

Died the same year as Roy Batty
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He had to, it was in his contract

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
Do Androids Dream of Eternal Sleep?
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roy leaves the off-world colony in October or November 2019
and dies two weeks later. So Hauer only needed to hang around for another three months to nail it.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I might rewatch The Hitcher when I get home.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hobo with a Shotgun was clearly his best role.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post But I've watched HwaS and BR quite recently...
and Ladyhawke...
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was good in them Guinness adverts

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love hitcher
but have you seen flesh and blood? it's one of my faves
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I have...
I will endeavor to rectify that.
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This is a normal post One that you might not have seen is Salute of the Jugger
It's a wholesome post apocalyptic tale of sportsmen and women.
With a dogs skull for a ball.
Joan Chen is in it too.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow! i’d forgotten that one!
make it a double bill with ‘crash and burn’ :)
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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This is a normal post You have burned so very brightly.

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This is a normal post future film producer: we have the technology, we can cgi him

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This is a normal post His rate just became very reasonable.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post A blade runner sequel? What utter madness are you proposing

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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrZJztzAvJE
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can remember a few conversations with my brothers back in the 80s along these lines
Brother comes back from video shop
"What's that?"
"Flesh and Blood"
"Is it porn?"
"Nah, it's medieval knights and swords"
"why the fuck did you get that? I told you to get Fletch if they had it"
"Fletch was all out. It's got Rutger Hauer in it"
"Alright! Whack it on!"
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This is a normal post How many killings?

(, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 1:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Toughest McDonalds Customer
I rather enjoyed the commentary.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a wild ride!

(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post A tantrum, in cargo shorts, glasses and sandals, major fail.
Funny commentary though.
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This is a normal post Enter the Dagon.

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This is a link post Cat snoring into microphone

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This is a normal post Tommy learnt nothing from the Chocolate Rain guy

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a tad of reverb...
Sounds like you've just found a big 3D Zelda dungeon.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say baby, do you wanna lay down by me?
*falls asleep*
*does a weird snore*
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post SAY, BABY!

(, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay NSFW

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post well done brexitwats, well fucking done

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, cheer up.
At least the new Leader of the House is a unity man.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leader_of_the_House_of_Commons
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This is a normal post Damn!
I had him down as Viceroy of India
(, Thu 25 Jul 2019, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only a matter of time.

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This is a normal post Great, we've got a loosely thatched colostomy bag in charge.

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a cunt also this song is terrible

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This is a normal post This should have been on the Voyager golden record

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This is a normal post CGI

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This is a link post nothing special, just my favourite tech news channel


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This is a normal post Since I started wearing pants in place of boxers, my dongles have felt significantly less vulnerable.

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This is a normal post Nice!

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh you just reminded me, 2000AD time

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This is a link post Mike and Pearl make a stick
If you like this kind of stuff
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post very much so

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quality bit of woodwork
But is there honestly any situation imaginable where you could walk around with that and not look like an arsehole?
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have thought if you were old enough to need it, you wouldn't look an arsehole
Or if you're a wizard, in which case you're an arsehole already.
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This is a link post Christian Reilly: Ebeneezer Couldn't

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3rd generation Turk immigrant. One of the brightest minds of his generation: won a scholarship to the best school in the world, then the second best university. Devoted classicist, published historian. Liberal ultra, centrist. Pioneer of gay marriage legislation. Champion of cycling, opponent of airports. International profile before setting foot in No. 10. Funny and self-effacing: knows he's a bit ridiculous and hopes you won't mind.

Imagine if a PM like that was a Remainer and slightly to the left of centre. You'd be spunking fucking nutfuls, and we'd be spared this 2019 version of the Pink Flamingos singing anus.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like his silly hair, though.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:24, , Reply)
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I hear he once called someone a bum-boy. A BUM-BOY.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a godawful fucking idiot.
No offence.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post If he was a left of centre remainer lying bigoted cunt who gave no fucks about anyone but himself?
I'd probably feel similar
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It’s not his politics that make him an odious lying turd.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well then perhaps, wheresthefish
If that IS your real name, you'd care to mention a politician who you consider not to be an odious lying turd.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rory Stewart, Caroline Lucas,
Philip Hammond, David Gauke, basically anyone who hasn’t been implicated in the beating of journalists or sacked for lying.
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This is a normal post I too was shocked and disappointed that the Tory party membership failed to elect Caroline Lucas as its new leader.

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This is a normal post That wasn’t the question though, was it?

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If the answer is Rory Stewart, Caroline Lucas, Philip Hammond, David Gauke you're asking the wrong questions.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was answering, not asking.

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This is a normal post You're doing that wrong too.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boring.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a remainer lying bigoted cunt.
His record very much puts him as an European Federalist. He only jumped on the Brexit wagon when the referendum was called. I assume his plan was to lose the referendum, then sweep to power in the next election after becoming head of the party on his Brexit credentials.

His big fuck up was winning the referendum. One of the funniest things I've ever seen is just how gutted he looks when he was giving his 'victory' speech. Go back and watch it: it's gold.

It really shows how fucked up politics has become that the leader of Brexit in government is a European Federalist, and the leader of Remain in opposition, Corbyn, is a Brexiteer.
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This is a normal post If he'd been consistently vocal in his objections to the EU
over the course of his entire career, and then suddenly became a staunch defender of the remain camp during the referendum, I believe I'd be just as concerned about him.

Don't get me wrong; I'm no Boris hater. I find him remarkably entertaining, so much so that I've actually been to hear him speak on a couple of occasions, including a rather expensive dinner with a meet and greet. He's very affable in person as you'd expect, and extremely sharp of wit. I have no doubt he has the ability to do a great job, I just don't trust his motivations in doing so.

I believe he will do an excellent job for himself and his mates, and may even manage some token victories for everyone else while he's at it, but when it comes to it he will have no qualms in fucking everyone else over if it's in his personal interest to do so.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Hang on, this is intelligent and well-thought isn't it?
That can't be right
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure you're best placed to judge

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Says the political sage of b3ta, ever well placed to judge...
b3ta.com/links/1520644
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of his more perceptive comments

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It turns out
I'm not a complete idiot. (Just a complete cunt.)
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very much
like Johnson then.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
But I'm not a lying cunt.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "hopes you won't mind"
Oh mate
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot habitual liar

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus fucking Christ, are you for real?
I don't think I've ever seen such abject arse-lickery.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly
but be honest now, you've seen some pretty extreme vids.
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This is a normal post I'm trying to get y head around how much of a fuck-knuckle you've got to be
to convince yourself Boris Johnson is any sort of an 'immigrant'.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post revised History
pampered cunt from extremely wealthy patrician family, descended from George II of England. Grandfather lawyer, mother oxford graduate, father a technocrat who worked for EC in Brussels. Boris grew up in a childhood of fox-hunting and servants. Enrolled in elite prep school, his knowledge of ancient greek combined with his family connections allowed him to get a 10% fees discount to elite public school Eton. His friends were Viscount spencer, and his teachers noted his idleness, complacency, and lateness. Won a minor scholorship again based on his greek and latin and family connections, to study classics at oxford. There he meets Cameron May, Gove and Hunt, who likewise share backgrounds of extreme privilege. Through family connections, in late 1987 he began work as a graduate trainee at The Times, but is sacked after being exposed as forging quotes.
Gets a job for rightwing telegraph through his oxford connection with max hastings, where he gains popularity for writing eurosceptic column full of lies.Many of his fellow journalists there were critical of his articles, opining that they often contained untruths designed to discredit the Commission, including false claims that the EU were planning to ban prawn cocktail crisps and English sausages, and were to regulate the size of condoms, so called euromyths. Chris Patten later stated that, at that time, Johnson was "one of the greatest exponents of fake journalism". Continues his career of lies and racism (calling black people picanninys with watermelon smiles) before switching for a safe conservative seat using his tv profile to shut down the objections of the branch members. In parliament he continues to push EU barrell with lies, sells arms to saudi arabia, appoints personal cronies, has numerous scandal in expenses, personal affairs, holidaying during the london riots when mayor, and otherwise acting a general cunt. His anti-eu stance gave oxygen to the rise of UKIP and I hold him personally responsible just because he thought it would shift newspaper from his reactionary readership by giving them some villain to be outraged against (he was successful, but so is infowars), that culminates in the brexit farce that he again campaigned using gross mistruths, that has already caused more damage than anything to the UK since the Luftwaffe, and hasn't even been ratified yet.
(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this man?
Someone should make him Prime Minister.
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This is a normal post just not the plebs

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This is a normal post This austin powers reboot is shit

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This is a link post Uranus (fnaar fnaar) - Spitting Image, circa 1985

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This is a normal post I still say boom holy to this very day

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This is a link post Extra Ordinary
really looking forward to this

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was Matt Berry busy?

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This is a link post Harry Connick Jr seamlessly adds an extra beat to get the audience clapping the right way
The audience were clapping on beats 1 and 3, which makes it all sound off-kilter, so HCJ added an extra beat (at about 40 seconds in) to push the clapping on to 2 and 4, all without the audience knowing a thing.

You can see the drummer lift his arms in celebration just after it happens.

If you don't have a background in music, it might not seem like a big deal but if you're interested in exactly what happened, give this a watch which explains in detail - www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hYYgz-AJKU&t=2s

Incredible talent.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The customer is always right
Left! I mean left.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post No live performance has ever been improved by the audience clapping along

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This is a normal post
youtu.be/l2v7FQ87SBI
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check and mate.

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooo
Don't ever do that again.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWfAFsgxJuA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORHVroiWHk
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This is a normal post Ahem
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0omja1ivpx0
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done
A musical frameshift mutation
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should have just tipped the piano over and stormed off in a mood
That's what musicians do these days, right?
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Belgian Defence Cadets


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This is a normal post
Nice to see other countries have younger gammons too.
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This is a normal post {:-)

(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that’s their defence force
then I’d say you could take Belgium with a primary school class and a packet of Haribo.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a terrible thing to say about a strategic NATO partner
Following recent tension with Iran, Belgium has sent a submarine with 35 paratroopers to the region.
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just checking...
Do you mean submarine sandwich?
(, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the submarine crew having to parachute in then?

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This is a normal post Pfft

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