Sunrise / Sunset Search
I made this!
I linked some webcam locations to a sunrise API, so that you can watch some live sun action. Should you want to.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:31,
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I love this
Living there when I was a lot younger, I found sunsets over the old city of Jerusalem magical. Something to do with the colour of the bricks over there.
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:28,
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is the sunrise part not working?
Its claiming sunsets are due in Austria and Ecuador at roughly the same ti es.
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Which specific one is wrong?
There's a chance I've put in the wrong lat/long.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:34,
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Yep, looks like I'd entered the wrong location on that one.
Thanks.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 20:31,
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Glad to see the weather in the Maldives is a bit shit this evening...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 14:11,
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Psychedlic ambient thing.
I made this!
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:00,
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I told you to set the traps....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:08,
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Swish
Like it
I also played some guitar to it whist listening..just an E B C# G-# mess around
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They Walk Among Us - paranormal beings in the UK
I made this!
Are there vampires, werewolves, aliens etc lurking within society? I realised the way to settle this was to simply ask them nicely in an anonymous online survey. Includes population estimates and regional map.
Sadly, Google Surveys refused to accept "Noel Edmonds" as an option, so I'll have to leave it to others to investigate the rumours of his clone army.
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malevole, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 10:52,
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Why, ambassador you are spoiling us with all this wonderful content
I liked that there's more vampires in the south. True enough.
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rob, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04,
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I heard there are no vampires in Africa
It's because holy water is lethal, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:33,
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Hang on
68% of the creatures responding are of classifications that are technically immortal, yet only 17.9% of respondents are aged over 65?
Either there has been a creature baby boom in the last half century or there is one dickens of a murder rate among creatures.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:53,
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I'd question the immortality thing
and perhaps ghosts stay the age they died at, and mostly appear after traumatic early deaths
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malevole, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05,
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Those ghosts will still have a birth certificate.
They can't cheat the registry office no matter how spectral they may be.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:19,
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unless they're wandering, free spirits in which case where is the paranormal border security force
Patrolling the aether eternally, please have your papers ready
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You think knife crime is a problem? Garlic, wooden stakes, and silver bullet sales are through the roof.
That maybe just stockpiling because of Brexit, but even so.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05,
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It's the plastic waste from all that bottled holy water
that needs dealing with first. It's deadly to undead sealife.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:37,
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This may have been on /links recently:
www.monstersupplies.org/
(try changing the language).
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:43,
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Excellent!
Love the translation for vampire bats
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:15,
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Noel Edmonds should always be an option.
Regardless of the context.
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Mel Croucher, creator of the Pi Man and Deus Ex Machina, on Spotify.
Title:
Mel Croucher
Description:
Mel Croucher, Category: Artist, Albums: Deus Ex Machina, Pimaniacs Forever!, Deus Ex Machina 2, More Piman's Greatest Hits Too, The Piman's Greatest Hits, Top Tracks: Adolescence, Old Age, Power, Transfiguration, Dance, Monthly Listeners: 282, Where People Listen: Madrid, Mexico City, London, Oslo, Zurich
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:30,
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The pubes-and-pimples adolescence level
made me laugh when I played Deus Ex Machina 2 for the first time.
Seen quite a bit of love for Mel recently. I liked this from Mr Biffo.
www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/weird-old-game-alert-mel-crouchers-can-of-worms
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:43,
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Yeah! I played a few of the games on the emulator mentioned.
Thank God for modern consoles.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:55,
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Also, rather Roger Waters like upon reflection, doncha fink?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:02,
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Randy writes a novel
NSFW
Settle in, this is great.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:24,
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Five minutes is enough for a click
Definitely going to come back for the rest of that.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:47,
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Yup
took less time than that for me.
Seen shit like this at festivals and always loved it.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:59,
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Watched it,
loved it, recommend it. (And I've been to Skye)
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:27,
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some proper unexpected LOLs
"fucking NAILED it!"
edit: another longer one Randy is Sober - Full Show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZkDx0xRyw
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 9:37,
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That's down to Stu. You could say he fucking NAILED it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Aug 2019, 23:24,
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The secret life of Jacob Rees-Mogg
I made this!
been tinkering with some #deepfakery...
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It's terrifyingly good Deep Fake
Derrida would fucking cream his jeans today
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 20:17,
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His efforts were thus derided.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:29,
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I dunno
Sandstorm was quite popular I thought
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 7:24,
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AASB
(Apes are somewhat bipedal)
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 19:09,
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Scaring a bull African elephant away
with pillows
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:56,
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What's an elephant got to do to get a drink.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 15:56,
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Why The Film 'Dunston Checks In' Is An Overlooked Masterpiece
Nice rip on the video essay format
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Whoever deals with the emails at Criterion is having fun at the moment.
This is great, and I know it's a silly comedy thing, but him calling the ape a monkey throughout set my teeth on edge.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:32,
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Erm.
*not sure if serious*
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:29,
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The End of the World in Four Seasons
and 8 screens
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 7:36,
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George Cottier is Back!
Did you know he was missing?
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:48,
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I quite liked that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 9:55,
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That was genuinely great
I fear, however, that I won’t be able to show anyone.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 21:24,
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Randomly generated Daily Mail style articles
A guy on reddit put this code together to generate fake headlines and accompanying articles. It's scary how well it works.
www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:51,
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They could make it more accurate
by occasionally having it generate some cute animal clickbait in amongst the hate.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:08,
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old reddit links load quicker with less shit:
old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 4:15,
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Or you could just link to the actual website
daily-fail-generator.herokuapp.com/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 7:30,
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why do you like all of your own posts?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 1:49,
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This video is both fly and dope in equal proportions
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:54,
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That kid Tsukki's got some serious moves!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:34,
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Wow! These boys really are desperate to clean that floor aren't they?
I'd just get some Flash liquid on it.
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Quite staggering levels of skill
But what's with the "I say, that was really good so I'm going to have to hit you" thing?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:57,
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Man has permanent erection
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23,
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“I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
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Paul Young has already moved into his pants.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:22,
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I love this bit:
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.
They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."
the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37,
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Or possibly to encourage further reflection and insight.
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28,
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A stand up story
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.
Edit: 404 outage in Tring
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:47,
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......UUUUUUUUCCCKKKKIINNNG HELL
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:13,
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If he were my patient I'd do a Clockwork Orange thing on his eyes, and show him wide screen Tubgirl nonstop.
That would surely work.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47,
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Intercut with 9/11 collapsing towers and Ann Widdecombe
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 6:52,
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That'd be a rollercoaster ride
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:02,
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And as for his name...
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:08,
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Ali G (I believe)...
suggested thinking of his Nan on the loo to remedy that situation. I don't recommend googling for that quote...
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Sounds like he's going through a hard time.
Not sorry. Not even a bit.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:23,
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Work Reply Soundboard
I made this!
In a professional setting it can be hard to find the right words to get across your emotional reaction to requests & feedback, so I've built this tool to help
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malevole, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 13:39,
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Don't take that tone with me son
No one is irreplaceable round here
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:35,
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What is a commonly used judicial alternative to imprisonment?
What is the name of the sea loch on which Inverary sits?
What's the weather like when the rain stops?
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Change the voice to female
for a Wife Reply Soundboard
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:06,
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Too many variations to compute
But all with the basic outcome. You are fucked.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:38,
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Which restaurant chain buys up semi-decent pubs
And ruins them by serving nothing but overpriced poncy fish?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:34,
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Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots
Freddie Washington on bass
1982
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 8:46,
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Nice bass. Trying to figure out why this play along video has 4.7 million more views. Maybe it's a really rare guitar? youtu.be/iRusbYIyRNI
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2kindsofherring, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 16:27,
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Most must be men from countries where women are not allowed to play the bass
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:25,
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