Sunrise / Sunset Search
I made this!
I linked some webcam locations to a sunrise API, so that you can watch some live sun action. Should you want to.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:31, Share, Reply)
I linked some webcam locations to a sunrise API, so that you can watch some live sun action. Should you want to.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 16:31, Share, Reply)
I love this
Living there when I was a lot younger, I found sunsets over the old city of Jerusalem magical. Something to do with the colour of the bricks over there.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:28, Share, Reply)
Living there when I was a lot younger, I found sunsets over the old city of Jerusalem magical. Something to do with the colour of the bricks over there.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:28, Share, Reply)
is the sunrise part not working?
Its claiming sunsets are due in Austria and Ecuador at roughly the same ti es.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:02, Share, Reply)
Its claiming sunsets are due in Austria and Ecuador at roughly the same ti es.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:02, Share, Reply)
Which specific one is wrong?
There's a chance I've put in the wrong lat/long.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:34, Share, Reply)
There's a chance I've put in the wrong lat/long.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:34, Share, Reply)
Yep, looks like I'd entered the wrong location on that one.
Thanks.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 20:31, Share, Reply)
Thanks.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 20:31, Share, Reply)
Glad to see the weather in the Maldives is a bit shit this evening...
( , Sat 17 Aug 2019, 14:11, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 17 Aug 2019, 14:11, Share, Reply)
Swish
Like it
I also played some guitar to it whist listening..just an E B C# G-# mess around
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:21, Share, Reply)
Like it
I also played some guitar to it whist listening..just an E B C# G-# mess around
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 19:21, Share, Reply)
They Walk Among Us - paranormal beings in the UK
I made this!
Are there vampires, werewolves, aliens etc lurking within society? I realised the way to settle this was to simply ask them nicely in an anonymous online survey. Includes population estimates and regional map.
Sadly, Google Surveys refused to accept "Noel Edmonds" as an option, so I'll have to leave it to others to investigate the rumours of his clone army.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Are there vampires, werewolves, aliens etc lurking within society? I realised the way to settle this was to simply ask them nicely in an anonymous online survey. Includes population estimates and regional map.
Sadly, Google Surveys refused to accept "Noel Edmonds" as an option, so I'll have to leave it to others to investigate the rumours of his clone army.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Why, ambassador you are spoiling us with all this wonderful content
I liked that there's more vampires in the south. True enough.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, Share, Reply)
I liked that there's more vampires in the south. True enough.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, Share, Reply)
I heard there are no vampires in Africa
It's because holy water is lethal, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:33, Share, Reply)
It's because holy water is lethal, and they bless the rains down in Africa.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:33, Share, Reply)
Hang on
68% of the creatures responding are of classifications that are technically immortal, yet only 17.9% of respondents are aged over 65?
Either there has been a creature baby boom in the last half century or there is one dickens of a murder rate among creatures.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:53, Share, Reply)
68% of the creatures responding are of classifications that are technically immortal, yet only 17.9% of respondents are aged over 65?
Either there has been a creature baby boom in the last half century or there is one dickens of a murder rate among creatures.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 14:53, Share, Reply)
I'd question the immortality thing
and perhaps ghosts stay the age they died at, and mostly appear after traumatic early deaths
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, Share, Reply)
and perhaps ghosts stay the age they died at, and mostly appear after traumatic early deaths
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, Share, Reply)
Those ghosts will still have a birth certificate.
They can't cheat the registry office no matter how spectral they may be.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:19, Share, Reply)
They can't cheat the registry office no matter how spectral they may be.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:19, Share, Reply)
unless they're wandering, free spirits in which case where is the paranormal border security force
Patrolling the aether eternally, please have your papers ready
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:38, Share, Reply)
Patrolling the aether eternally, please have your papers ready
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:38, Share, Reply)
You think knife crime is a problem? Garlic, wooden stakes, and silver bullet sales are through the roof.
That maybe just stockpiling because of Brexit, but even so.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, Share, Reply)
That maybe just stockpiling because of Brexit, but even so.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:05, Share, Reply)
It's the plastic waste from all that bottled holy water
that needs dealing with first. It's deadly to undead sealife.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:37, Share, Reply)
that needs dealing with first. It's deadly to undead sealife.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:37, Share, Reply)
This may have been on /links recently:
www.monstersupplies.org/
(try changing the language).
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:43, Share, Reply)
www.monstersupplies.org/
(try changing the language).
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:43, Share, Reply)
Noel Edmonds should always be an option.
Regardless of the context.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:13, Share, Reply)
Regardless of the context.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 17:13, Share, Reply)
Mel Croucher, creator of the Pi Man and Deus Ex Machina, on Spotify.
Title:
Mel Croucher
Description:
Mel Croucher, Category: Artist, Albums: Deus Ex Machina, Pimaniacs Forever!, Deus Ex Machina 2, More Piman's Greatest Hits Too, The Piman's Greatest Hits, Top Tracks: Adolescence, Old Age, Power, Transfiguration, Dance, Monthly Listeners: 282, Where People Listen: Madrid, Mexico City, London, Oslo, Zurich
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:30, Share, Reply)
Title:
Mel Croucher
Description:
Mel Croucher, Category: Artist, Albums: Deus Ex Machina, Pimaniacs Forever!, Deus Ex Machina 2, More Piman's Greatest Hits Too, The Piman's Greatest Hits, Top Tracks: Adolescence, Old Age, Power, Transfiguration, Dance, Monthly Listeners: 282, Where People Listen: Madrid, Mexico City, London, Oslo, Zurich
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:30, Share, Reply)
The pubes-and-pimples adolescence level
made me laugh when I played Deus Ex Machina 2 for the first time.
Seen quite a bit of love for Mel recently. I liked this from Mr Biffo.
www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/weird-old-game-alert-mel-crouchers-can-of-worms
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:43, Share, Reply)
made me laugh when I played Deus Ex Machina 2 for the first time.
Seen quite a bit of love for Mel recently. I liked this from Mr Biffo.
www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/weird-old-game-alert-mel-crouchers-can-of-worms
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:43, Share, Reply)
Yeah! I played a few of the games on the emulator mentioned.
Thank God for modern consoles.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:55, Share, Reply)
Thank God for modern consoles.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 23:55, Share, Reply)
Also, rather Roger Waters like upon reflection, doncha fink?
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:02, Share, Reply)
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:02, Share, Reply)
Five minutes is enough for a click
Definitely going to come back for the rest of that.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:47, Share, Reply)
Definitely going to come back for the rest of that.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:47, Share, Reply)
Yup
took less time than that for me.
Seen shit like this at festivals and always loved it.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:59, Share, Reply)
took less time than that for me.
Seen shit like this at festivals and always loved it.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:59, Share, Reply)
Watched it,
loved it, recommend it. (And I've been to Skye)
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:27, Share, Reply)
loved it, recommend it. (And I've been to Skye)
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:27, Share, Reply)
some proper unexpected LOLs
"fucking NAILED it!"
edit: another longer one Randy is Sober - Full Show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZkDx0xRyw
( , Sat 17 Aug 2019, 9:37, Share, Reply)
"fucking NAILED it!"
edit: another longer one Randy is Sober - Full Show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZkDx0xRyw
( , Sat 17 Aug 2019, 9:37, Share, Reply)
The secret life of Jacob Rees-Mogg
I made this!
been tinkering with some #deepfakery...
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:56, Share, Reply)
been tinkering with some #deepfakery...
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:56, Share, Reply)
It's terrifyingly good Deep Fake
Derrida would fucking cream his jeans today
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 20:17, Share, Reply)
Derrida would fucking cream his jeans today
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 20:17, Share, Reply)
Why The Film 'Dunston Checks In' Is An Overlooked Masterpiece
Nice rip on the video essay format
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 11:02, Share, Reply)
Nice rip on the video essay format
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 11:02, Share, Reply)
Whoever deals with the emails at Criterion is having fun at the moment.
This is great, and I know it's a silly comedy thing, but him calling the ape a monkey throughout set my teeth on edge.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:32, Share, Reply)
This is great, and I know it's a silly comedy thing, but him calling the ape a monkey throughout set my teeth on edge.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:32, Share, Reply)
That was genuinely great
I fear, however, that I won’t be able to show anyone.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 21:24, Share, Reply)
I fear, however, that I won’t be able to show anyone.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 21:24, Share, Reply)
Randomly generated Daily Mail style articles
A guy on reddit put this code together to generate fake headlines and accompanying articles. It's scary how well it works.
www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:51, Share, Reply)
A guy on reddit put this code together to generate fake headlines and accompanying articles. It's scary how well it works.
www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:51, Share, Reply)
They could make it more accurate
by occasionally having it generate some cute animal clickbait in amongst the hate.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:08, Share, Reply)
by occasionally having it generate some cute animal clickbait in amongst the hate.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:08, Share, Reply)
old reddit links load quicker with less shit:
old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 4:15, Share, Reply)
old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/cqenes/i_figured_out_the_formula_for_a_standard_daily/?st=jzbufpzc&sh=aa431c5a
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 4:15, Share, Reply)
Or you could just link to the actual website
daily-fail-generator.herokuapp.com/
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 7:30, Share, Reply)
daily-fail-generator.herokuapp.com/
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 7:30, Share, Reply)
Wow! These boys really are desperate to clean that floor aren't they?
I'd just get some Flash liquid on it.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:45, Share, Reply)
I'd just get some Flash liquid on it.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:45, Share, Reply)
Quite staggering levels of skill
But what's with the "I say, that was really good so I'm going to have to hit you" thing?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:57, Share, Reply)
But what's with the "I say, that was really good so I'm going to have to hit you" thing?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 17:57, Share, Reply)
Man has permanent erection
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)
On a positive note he'll never want for somewhere to hang his hat
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 20:23, Share, Reply)
“I thought, why not, what could possibly go wrong?”
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:21, Share, Reply)
Having asked himself that question, in the context of a man injecting unknown substances into his cock, he doesn't seem to have stopped to consider the answer.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:21, Share, Reply)
I love this bit:
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.
They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."
the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)
"Medical experts attempted to reduce the swelling by driving needles through the side of his penis five times to remove blood.
They also tried to push a plastic nail down his urethra without anaesthetic."
the second part just seems like they were like, fuck it, see what happens...
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:37, Share, Reply)
Or possibly to encourage further reflection and insight.
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28, Share, Reply)
Into why you let a stranger inject you with more ED meds after taking Viagra, really!?
Well he learnt the hard way not to cock things up.
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 23:28, Share, Reply)
A stand up story
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.
Edit: 404 outage in Tring
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43, Share, Reply)
Viagra, nurse, nails, injections, Pride, wine coolers. I need to get out more often.
Edit: 404 outage in Tring
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 21:43, Share, Reply)
If he were my patient I'd do a Clockwork Orange thing on his eyes, and show him wide screen Tubgirl nonstop.
That would surely work.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47, Share, Reply)
That would surely work.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 0:47, Share, Reply)
And as for his name...
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:08, Share, Reply)
Surely the headline should refer to "Surgeons Attempt to Decommission Polaris' Missile"?
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 14:08, Share, Reply)
Ali G (I believe)...
suggested thinking of his Nan on the loo to remedy that situation. I don't recommend googling for that quote...
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, Share, Reply)
suggested thinking of his Nan on the loo to remedy that situation. I don't recommend googling for that quote...
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 11:04, Share, Reply)
Sounds like he's going through a hard time.
Not sorry. Not even a bit.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:23, Share, Reply)
Not sorry. Not even a bit.
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:23, Share, Reply)
Work Reply Soundboard
I made this!
In a professional setting it can be hard to find the right words to get across your emotional reaction to requests & feedback, so I've built this tool to help
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 13:39, Share, Reply)
In a professional setting it can be hard to find the right words to get across your emotional reaction to requests & feedback, so I've built this tool to help
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 13:39, Share, Reply)
Don't take that tone with me son
No one is irreplaceable round here
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:35, Share, Reply)
No one is irreplaceable round here
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:35, Share, Reply)
What is a commonly used judicial alternative to imprisonment?
What is the name of the sea loch on which Inverary sits?
What's the weather like when the rain stops?
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 22:00, Share, Reply)
What is the name of the sea loch on which Inverary sits?
What's the weather like when the rain stops?
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 22:00, Share, Reply)
Too many variations to compute
But all with the basic outcome. You are fucked.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:38, Share, Reply)
But all with the basic outcome. You are fucked.
( , Thu 15 Aug 2019, 13:38, Share, Reply)
Which restaurant chain buys up semi-decent pubs
And ruins them by serving nothing but overpriced poncy fish?
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:34, Share, Reply)
And ruins them by serving nothing but overpriced poncy fish?
( , Fri 16 Aug 2019, 15:34, Share, Reply)
Patrice Rushen - Forget Me Nots
Freddie Washington on bass
1982
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 8:46, Share, Reply)
Freddie Washington on bass
1982
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 8:46, Share, Reply)
Nice bass. Trying to figure out why this play along video has 4.7 million more views. Maybe it's a really rare guitar? youtu.be/iRusbYIyRNI
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 16:27, Share, Reply)
Most must be men from countries where women are not allowed to play the bass
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:25, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 14 Aug 2019, 18:25, Share, Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »