b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 9874 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Live streaming hydrophone attached to a buoy off the Northumberland coast.
Lovely ambient soundtrack to anything, might get the odd dolphin passing.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me
I need a wee
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!
I'm tempted to canoe out there and yell "You're all a bunch of wankers!" in a Geordie dolphin voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post a recording of a sonar ping accompanied by a selection of propellor noises and depth charges

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's with the bell ringing?
 (ohidunno, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, was running tests meant to leave it running in Full mode 1, everything back on normally
Must have left it in Quasi mode 0
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's the mooring chain, unless there's a bigger bell on top for fog warnings.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
and I didn't know there was a whole song of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Oct 2019, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Was actually quite a big tune hearing it again.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Handy life hacks NSFW
with Uncle Rob
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Then
then then then write a comment about how funny that was
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post petrol is cheap, we get it.

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yikes. That fire extinguisher one is a bit alarming.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... at some point he's going to end up with a stoichiometric mix in there and no flame arrestor.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well I guess the sock could act a flame arrestor. For a little bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what the industry use.
"Put a sock in it!" they say, before their legs are blown off at the knee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It was also pretty much the only one that wasn't fake
That was mildly amusing at first but got more and more irritatating as it went on. And on. Like a real man.

I need to chill.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post He's so manly he needs to tell everybody, regularly.
Definitely not insecure about his position in a macho culture, definitely.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Oct 2019, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool guys don't look at explosions.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post There is a whale in the Thames.
Check that... There's a dead whale off the coast of California.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why they had to dub the fish

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 5:14, Reply)
This is a link post I was so so blown away recently by Kate Tempest show I made this!
that I had to make a film of her and Hinako Omonori who does the music.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I worked the stage she played on at Bluedot Festival this year...
she was pretty amazing, but not too impressed when Extinction Rebellion protesters invaded the stage mid-set...
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see their point
but sometimes they take aim at the wrong targets. Hey ho.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post she's pretty amazing
ninja'd
 (ozof, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know her from Brenda Tornado or Susan Squall,
so I was pleasantly surprised to say the least.

She'll certainly make a lovely wife for some lucky chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The same 15 second loop for 9 minutes? ...and this blew you away?

(chompedhomas, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post but check out her laptop!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well, yes, this was the moment I thought I'd video it on my phone. I like noise.
TL;DR - Yep.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure you weren't simply blown away
by an ordinary tempest?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Ken Loach's Superman


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I'm confused
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And why not...?
Love the Laurie Anderson reference!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:42, Reply)
This is a link post Gnops gets real

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Just came here to post this

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post

(97800, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Gnops

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post The rise and fall of website popularity since 1996
Strangely mesmerising
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I, personally, welcome our new Google overlords.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird to think it's been in widespread use for under 20 years, everyone is so dependent on it now.

(97800, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps if Yahoo! hadn't totally undermined their users' confidence by getting broken into multiple times, people would still be using them.
Nice to see starornhub making an appearance on there.
 (97800, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbh I didn't think there was enough porn

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
Maybe if Yahoo had actually giving you the answer you were looking for in the first place we wouldn't have given our lives to the big G machine.

Remember the thing you were looking for not being on the first page?!?

they also now know exactly when i fart, and for how long. This data must be useful
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what Yandex is.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post a stretchy fabric for yoga pants

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A random pair of coordinates each time you refresh

(97800, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A site for male sex chromosomes.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Searchable list of Czech guys

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hezky, modrooka
nesedavej, u patoka...
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post same to you too, pal

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Oct 2019, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Andrex's new minge tissue, you must have seen the ads where various women go about their daily lives with the stylised Y over their nether regions
As the voiceover says, "She's got the secret to feminine freshness" and "Its Yandex, new from Andrex"
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post My computer insists on defaulting to Search Baron
no, neither have I.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
2 bottle caps
Walking cane
Dirty pre-War Greenback outfit
 (97800, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *googles XVideos*

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "visits" per month is likely to favour the search engines (if there was more than one that actually worked)
I've definitely spent more time on each of amazon facebook and youtube than google. Also I guess every time you look at an email or write one that counts as a visit too? Explains why Yahoo was up there until it fucked up.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 23 Oct 2019, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post 1940s Marimba Madness!!!!!!!
So much joy here, the maracas, the bass player and the louder the better.
 Title:
Soundie - Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive


 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Slapps bass better than davie504.
checkmate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 30 Oct 2019, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post Hitman silliness
This has the making of a comedy film.
 Title:
Hesitant hitmen jailed over botched job in China


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's incredibly similar to the hitman bit on Phoenix Nights
Even down to the "she wants you dead, here's five grand now fuck off and don't come back"
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably happens more than people imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:27, Reply)
This is a link post Scientists have trained rats to drive tiny cars to collect food
Maybe this way they can get away from rat eating monkees.

Link includes video of rat, driving a tiny electric car into a wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post

(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If you give them more macho cars,
do they behave like twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Robot Wars might never be the same again.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
You'd have to clad them in lycra and stick them on a bicycle for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone had to say it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 23 Oct 2019, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no video
You promised a video.
WHERE'S THE VIDEO?!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
There's two videos if you scroll down in the article.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
"the team found that rats that drove themselves had lower dehydroepiandrosterone levels and were less stressed than rats that were driven around as passengers in remote-controlled cars."

I would imagine being forced into, then driven around in a remote controlled car to be quite terrifying.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The illusion of control is better than helplessness.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Like being driven in a Tesla on autopilot

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post not had that experience yet
but, I presume one isnt forced into it and then fed nothing but fruit loops.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Homicide by Atomic Wedgie
RONSEAL
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus Atomic Wedgie analysis from Robot Chicken:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahBZ65r3aeU
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of the homicide reconstructions.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Err..
there's something, sort of, hanging out of your nose/beak.....just saying....
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Ninja Warrior (if funded by Typical UK School Budget)
...or rather the "floor is lava" game is raised to a whole new realm.
 (lladoog once licked never beaten, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Loathe though I am to admit it,
but that was impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Tickets go on sale today
And I can't be arsed. It's Star Wars, on the big screen, and I can't be arsed. Ten year old me would be screaming at me for thinking this, but I just can't get any excitement together for it. The last two were just terrible. The two before that weren't that good.
I'll probably end up watching it on Netflix or whatever, just to see how they end it, but I'm not expecting it to be any good.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll cinema it for sure, even though I despise the cinema experience

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post er...

(ozof, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Why, then?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly makes for a tougher wank, but that's half the fun!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Only New Hope and Empire were any good

(97800, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There has to come a point where we find we're no longer the target audience for movies like this
Does make me wonder what the sequels would have been like if they'd aged with their audience

Hey! It'll mow three acres in under 12 hours
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post <s>hours</s> miles
/parsec-is-a-unit-of-distance-not-time
 (IvanTheTolerable, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll freely admit they're aiming for a younger audience than me. I don't think that excuses them making what are very clearly just bad films.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Disney'.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly
But Disney are also behind the Marvel franchise, and they managed to make some brilliant ones of those. Both Guardians of the Galaxy films and Thor Ragnarok being highlights.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ...until you really, really think about it, and go back and watch them
And realise they're formulaic power fantasies where we have to take people running around in stupid costumes like its super serious business.

Into the Spiderverse is the only recent Marvel property film worth a damn, because it actually respects and pays homage to the source material it came from
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well there’d be a lot more apathetic griping for one thing
and the sith and jedi would be a lot harder to tell apart
 (ozof, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked bits of the last two, but also strangely indifferent about this one (but also a bit down generally)
Have friends who are still really excited about it, so good for them

Will still see it, and might avoid the trailer this time, but will be surprised (pleasantly) if the Kylo / Rey thing gets restored to something interesting (imo)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think the Rey/Kylo thing was the biggest disappointment for me in Ep8. All the trailers were hinting she'd at least explore the dark side with Kylo, if not jump in with both feet. That would have been really interesting if they'd done that. And then she didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 50 shades of rey?

brb
 (ozof, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here.
But, to be honest, this is just me with films in general now. The last one I watched was Bohemian Rhapsody, and that was only because I was on a plane. I'm now struggling to understand how I ever found watching any film entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post So far so MEH
This is the first one I'm not going to see in the cinema as I just wasn't that in to the 'first' two... I enjoyed the whole 3D Imax experience, the sound, the people around me didn't bother me for the first time in a multiplex- hell I even liked the popped corn the kids are so keen on these days- but good god the acting was just abysmal.

Both of the leads are terrible in their own way; the girl has the screen presence of a plank of wood and the bloke is constantly overdoing it to make up. Carrie Fisher looked like she'd been stuffed and Hamill looked like he just wanted to get back home to guard the huge pile of money they'd given him for showing up for a couple of days.

It's not like it used to be, amirite? Or maybe it was always a bit shit, but now I'm old and miserable and am still talking about a kids film like it's high art.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFMyMxMYDNk
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 22 Oct 2019, 17:16, Reply)
This is a link post Swag Review - hand sanitiser I made this!
I work at trade shows and exhibitions for a living and consequently pick up a huge amount of freebie trade show crap. Thought I might start reviewing this plastic shite before it resumes its journey to the sea.
(835Rocks, Mon 21 Oct 2019, 20:13, Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »