Which Came First...
...The Nighthawk or the egg?
Moonlight Etchings of the Forgotten Artist who Taught Edward Hopper
Martin Lewis died in obscurity in 1962; a retired art teacher who had found some success in his early career, but was largely forgotten after the Great Depression took away the demand for his craft, leaving Lewis to spend his last three decades teaching other people how to etch. History chose Edward
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Some gorgeous pieces in there,
but some that poorly portray how light and shadow would work in the given circumstances...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 23:26,
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Been to an exhibition of Lewis' work a few years back.
Rather like the Japanese prints as they show a lost period before the Second War, but then again the same can be said of the American prints.
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Fetish porn set intern doc
NSFW
Some proper bizarre kinks here, culminating with buxom scantily-clad ladies rolling around in a pile of cake and licking it off each other.
...there is an equally eye-opening second part, which has taught me I've been watching porn all wrong these last 20 odd years.
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 21:12,
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I haven't watched the video enough to hear if it's mentioned,
but 'sploshing' has been around for ages...
(...and, no, it's not something I'm especially into...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 23:36,
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Well, I'd be lying if I said that seeing "buxom scantily-clad ladies rolling around in a pile of cake and licking it off each other" didn't elicit some kind of emotional response...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 21 Dec 2019, 7:53,
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Ok, now describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
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How were you watching it wrong?
Have you been watching with the sound on?
(, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 23:56, Reply)
Watching to the end of the closing credits...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 21 Dec 2019, 7:57,
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He's like a feeble minded Louis Theroux
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 21 Dec 2019, 9:04,
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Level five vegans.
Vegan couple in Florida charged with murder in toddler's starvation death
The couple, whose 18-month-old son died in September, told police they fed their children only raw fruits and vegetables.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 20:18,
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I wish she would stop staring at me.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Dec 2019, 3:58,
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"Jeremy Corbyn" scans like "Eleanor Rigby"...
I made this!
Apologies for my inept crooning. (Not as inept as the Labour leadership that helped enable this shitshow of a Government, mind...)
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Very nicely done.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Dec 2019, 15:24,
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Nail.
Head.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 15:40,
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Boeing Starliner will not be going to ISS today
In KSP terms, they turned on both RCS and SCS and burned all their monoprop.
Boeing astronaut ship stalls in orbit
The uncrewed demonstration of Boeing's Starliner capsule will be cut short because of technical problems.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 15:00,
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I can sing overnight
given enough wine.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Dec 2019, 15:49,
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Swiss police attempt to be funny for christmas
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 22:08,
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Three Bricks (Kash Rules Everything mix), by Biggie, Ghostface, Raekwon and, uh, me.
I made this!
The latest in a very occasional series of tunes where I steal a rap acapella and make a new instrumental track to go with it.
A completely fictitious five pounds to the first person to spot the sample. Bass guitar by yours truly. Feedback welcome.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Dec 2019, 20:57,
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I'm loving these more than I should..
.... I think this Weebl guy is new. He'll go far....
..also this one.
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Weebl?
I haven't heard that name in years...
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Dec 2019, 20:58,
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Historic lurking with candles!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Dec 2019, 22:02,
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God in heaven that’s some quality lurkage
Happy candles that man.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 22:24,
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3 Xmas Party Looks that WON'T Summon the Dead!
I made this!
Love Christmas but hate accidentally summoning an Army of the Undead?!! Then these 3 spirit-safe party looks are for you:
1. The Ice Princess (a sparkly party look)
2. Dashing Throught the Snow (a colourful festive look)
3. The Necronomicxmas (a seasonal look based on the ancient Book of the Dead)
Merry Christmas!
Glitzy Ghost Hunter
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Good answer
All the others are wrong.. Translate this into ancient Sumerian yourself:www.paleoaliens.com/
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 22:10,
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"Translate this into ancient Sumerian yourself"
Is that like a linguistic anthropologist's way of saying "Go fuck yourself"?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Dec 2019, 9:06,
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No
It’s like saying I lost that thing that let’s you post images in replies.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 22 Dec 2019, 0:57,
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I see a pattern here
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=94068&board=links_only
(, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 19:37, Reply)
22 posts with 8 links
Doesn't seem to be a spammer to me.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 23:33,
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She's been posting and running for a few years now...
Arguably more spammy than the average bot account...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 23:52,
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Erm, so...
have you decided that B3ta is no longer a collection of messageboards where anybody can show off their creative skills?
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Engaging with the other users outside of your own threads is always nice
(, Sat 21 Dec 2019, 12:14, Reply)
She did respond to a few people but then
a few more got a little unpleasant. I suspect she decided it was time to fuck off and I don't blame her. This place used to be crammed with clever, funny people and any trolls would get such short shrift they didn't stay long. Now, despite the emptiness, you can't share a silly tenuous goatse without some spiteful cunt trying to impose their superiority. 22 messages with 8 links isn't worth reaching for your spam card.
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Merry Christmas!
May you not get crap presents or be haunted by evil spirits
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Thanks mate - and to you too
I hope the undead do not feel your presents
(, Sun 22 Dec 2019, 9:29, Reply)
pay no attention to those miserable sods
i think you’re lovely
happy wotnot :)
(, Fri 20 Dec 2019, 10:47, Reply)
This soothed my frazzled subsconscious.
More interesting than it sounds. Unless you're not into this kind of thing, then it's not,
Title:
The Oddly Comforting Allure of London's Vintage Tube Textiles
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Disappointed at the lack of what I call the 'R-Type' pattern,
due to it's resemblance of the baddies' firepower in late '80s 'shoot-em-up' arcade games...
Edit: This, which makes me think of a Stagecoach-themed bullet hell video game...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 23:47,
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Disco Clam flashes red fleshy insides to stop getting hit on
by the magnificent Mantis Shrimp
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 15:33,
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Interesting, I still think 'disco clam' is a euphemism.
Edit : for a vajazzle
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Dec 2019, 21:27,
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Attenborough Art
I made this!
I drew a few animals and stuck them together.
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Q4nobody, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 13:39,
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It's not in your shop
It really, really should be. Incredibly well done, I love it.
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Amazing and brilliant!
Talented bastard.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 14:32,
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Excellent
but thank goodness you'e not a taxidermist
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 14:46,
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Wow
That's bloody brilliant. Good work!!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 15:17,
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That's damn neat, that is
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 16:15,
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THis is amazing and very moving
Is it OK to share it elsewhere?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 18:02,
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Awe-stricken eyes and ears
Well they got that bit right.
I watched 2'31" of a 2'33" video for *that*?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 15:28,
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way too much CHERRYADE and TIZER (and crack)
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 15:58,
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Picture goes a bit fuzzy towards the end.
Perhaps someone was up on the roof messing with the aerial.
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Thanks
- now Google think I want to watch more underage kids prancing about.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 21 Dec 2019, 9:58,
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Acoustic characteristics of belching in speech
"There has not been any serious attempts to acoustically or phonetically describe the characteristics of belching in over 60 years"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 9:29,
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EEEEEEE
UUU EEE U. UUU U UUU UUU EEEU UU. UUU YY.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 9:08,
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Errrrrrrrrr...
At work, I count the number of times people say 'Ummm' in a presentation or webinar, it's become almost a compulsion, and it's so fucking frustrating, knowing that every ten words, another fucking 'Ummm' or 'Errr' is going to come out of someone's mouth.
This vid made me cackle though, because it's exactly what it says on th tin, and not frustrating at all. Hilarious, 11/10!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 8 Jan 2020, 0:20,
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