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This is a link post See this flautist lady here? I made this!
She's my neice, she's awesomely talented, and it's hard to believe I'm actually related to her at all.

I didn't make this, but my brother sort of did in a round about way.

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Fuck, that is stunning. You are a lucky uncle
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This is a normal post Wow, those are some trousers!

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This is a normal post If you've got it,
flaut it!
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This is a normal post beautiful!

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This is a normal post Awesome
I play a flute.
Nowhere near as well as that though.
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This is a normal post Very flautulent

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This is a link post On March 3,2011, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Japan
left 20,000 dead and 2,500 missing. The YouTube clip is for the somber music written for it. Listen and scroll through 100 images: tinyurl.com/we3lhep
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This is a normal post I did as instructed
Earth is incredible, fragile, beautiful and way bigger and more powerful than us.

That was exhausting. I'm mentally trying to rescue people in every scene.
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This is a normal post error
March 11
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current starting bid.
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This is a normal post Needs tea bags.

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This is a normal post Don't we all?

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This is a normal post A condom?

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This is a normal post For a posh wank.

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This is a normal post Yes it is
I haven't seen one in years either.
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This is a normal post it doesn't matter with animals

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This is a normal post ^^^this is why we have new viruses.

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This is a normal post Shit!
How will we cope without his air raid siren like vocal range?
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The Sars on your face
Lets me know that you need me
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This is a normal post My tour of the East
Has left me feeling wheezy.
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This is a normal post You test it best
When you test nothing at all
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This is a normal post Oh we've entered that stage have we?
We've done containment. Now we're doing z-list former celebs self-isolating for cheap column inches.
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This is a normal post Phwoar!
etc
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This is a normal post Has anyone sneezed Chris Martin's way recently...?

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This is a normal post Are you suggesting that we deliberately infect poor Mr. Martin?
Make a cold-play for Chris, you might say?
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This is a link post Paulside View I made this!
Some silly tripe I made on holiday

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This is a link post Christmas Island robber crab suspected of nicking expensive camera

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This is a normal post “ Ms Dorrestein said she had to fight off crabs on numerous occasions”

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This is a normal post I'd say the crab that climbed into a barbecue
presented a simple solution...
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This is a normal post Will it get copyright on images though?

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This is a normal post *looks up copyright claws*

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This is a normal post Hands over camera, wallet, PIN number, pants
That is one mean looking wonderful creature.
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This is a link post How To Wash Your Hands. NSFW I made this!
, I'm doing my bit for CoronaVirus... here's a public safety film:
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This is a normal post With added benefit
It's going to be harder to touch your face with your hands.
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This is a normal post No Parliament for the foreseeable future then.

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This is a normal post Bojo had better work from home, just in case

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www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/06/boris-johnson-prime-minister-pandemic-baby

“Think about it: this was a man who once enjoyed the freedom of one of the great capital cities, with a girl in every postcode, and a life of light work and positively buccaneering irresponsibility. But now? Now 55-year-old Johnson has to go to sleep in the same place every night, with two coppers standing outside his bedroom door and a crying baby in the post.”
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This is a normal post Unbearably smug gutter press for aspiring Middle Class cunts.

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This is a normal post Fucking hell, it is a tad smug, isn't it...

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Still, at least everyone's stopped talking about Priti Patel knocking her staff about now.
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This is a normal post Back in my day, we called that 'character building'.

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This is a normal post so the Royal Navy's press gang was just a teambuilding exercise?

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This is a normal post White people? Forced into servitude? How terribly awful for them!
Reduced to the status of those dreadful black folk. Outrageous.

'Just a teambuilding exercise' is perhaps unfairly dismissive. Ethics aside, it seemed to be a somewhat successful venture in the long run. I mean, conscription is still a thing.
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This is a normal post He's just looking forward to the 're-population' phase of the pandemic response.

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This is a normal post Fuck. Beat me to it. Title and everything!

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This is a link post Do not touch moose
or your face. So many rules to remember
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This is a normal post has anyone ever called you Mooseface?

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This is a normal post Just don't let anyone touch your face then.

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This is a normal post Fake moose
What's the fuss about? In the land of the free she's allowed to pat a moose. It's in the constitootion.
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This is a normal post a moose once bit my sister
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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This is a normal post Speaking of Norsk
If you try to learn it on Duolongo half of the phrases are about elg
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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post I reckon mooses should consider being scared of humans
Not victim blaming here but I think it's in their own best interests
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being scared of despising
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This is a normal post this sounds like a load of bullwinkle

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This is a link post just came to say...

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This is a normal post nice. shit will go wild yo when 420 arrives

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This is a link post cock on a swine

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This is a normal post is all mine, all mine

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This is a normal post Cock in a swine
That's Dave!
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This is a link post As Worldly Pleasures Wave Goodbye
Two Lone Swordsmen

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This is a normal post I need to dig out my TLS T-shirt...
I stopped wearing it as it was very well worn, but I reckon I can get away with it looking 'distressed'...
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This is a link post Flat Earthers
That is all

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This is a normal post he's pretty funny
i enjoyed that
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This is a normal post human garbage

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This is a normal post Basically a bunch of mentally challenged anti semites then

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This is a normal post Enough about the Labour leadership contest already.
What did you think of the loonies?
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This is a link post If you've got it then why not flaunt it
Origami for the smallest room
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This is a normal post Do you know how hard it is to get that stuff?

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This is a normal post Just search for used TP origami

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This is a normal post Piss easy
I’ve got it by the pallet in the garage.
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This is a normal post You are Del Boy AICMFP

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This is a normal post bosch bosh bosch bosh bosch bosh
www.scalextric.com/uk-en/only-fools-and-horses-twin-pack.html
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They're frighteningly realistic.
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This is a normal post no income tax? no vat?

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This is a normal post No money back, but you can bet they corner better than the real thing.

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This is a link post Broken Finsbury Park Ticket Barrier Performs Depeche Mode's "Stripped" I made this!
Shamelessly cashing in on the success of the other three videos I've cobbled together, nowhere near as good as the others, but is a machine happily performing a relatively well-known song in oblivious to must passers-by.

There MUST BE MORE machines doing this.

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wut?????
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This is a normal post I do like these
And insist you do not
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This is a normal post .
thanks. There won't be anymore for a while, until I get an Ambulance siren which is the same note as the start of Rhapsody In Blue - fitting.
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This is a link post Romweird I made this!
Showcasing the weird and wonderful clothing sold by popular Chinese retailer Romwe


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This is a normal post Beautiful
You're now one of my first instagram follows.
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This is a normal post Haha non sequitur fun!

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This is a normal post Excellent.
I'm not a huge fan of the band, but I'm still immensely chuffed with my Mtealica t-shirt I bought in China a couple of years ago.

The back is even more special.
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This is a normal post Nice

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This is a normal post Magnificent

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This is a normal post Would it be overly cynical of me
to suggest that the majority of the sales of this kind of thing are to gullible tourists?
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This is a normal post No.

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This is a normal post Not now, I could imagine it happened by accident originally though.

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This is a normal post Some, certainly
but all of the people we saw going around in BNKIN PARK t-shirts (and there were many, as well as at least one KNKIN PARK one) appeared to be locals, and gave every indication of being blissfully unaware of the errors.

An American friend who lived there asked the KNKIN PARK wearer where he'd got it, and he confirmed it was from Taobao, the wellspring of cheap misspelled knockoffs. She ordered one for herself, and was disappointed when it arrived spelled correctly.
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This is a normal post *subscribes*

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This is a normal post Rhubarb and Custard seem angrier somehow.

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This is a normal post choon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIUc4NZsCCw
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This is a normal post looks to me like
funny games
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