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See this flautist lady here?
I made this!
She's my neice, she's awesomely talented, and it's hard to believe I'm actually related to her at all.
I didn't make this, but my brother sort of did in a round about way.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:38,
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Fuck, that is stunning. You are a lucky uncle
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cackbastard criminally inane, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 22:03,
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Wow, those are some trousers!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 23:16,
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If you've got it,
flaut it!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 0:26,
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beautiful!
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 1:03,
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Awesome
I play a flute.
Nowhere near as well as that though.
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Sherbs, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 6:41,
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Very flautulent
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 7:33,
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On March 3,2011, a 9.1 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Japan
left 20,000 dead and 2,500 missing. The YouTube clip is for the somber music written for it. Listen and scroll through 100 images: tinyurl.com/we3lhep
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 18:59,
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I did as instructed
Earth is incredible, fragile, beautiful and way bigger and more powerful than us.
That was exhausting. I'm mentally trying to rescue people in every scene.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 23:16,
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error
March 11
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 1:44,
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current starting bid.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:32,
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Needs tea bags.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 20:35,
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Don't we all?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 2:07,
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A condom?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 20:36,
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For a posh wank.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 0:23,
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Yes it is
I haven't seen one in years either.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Mar 2020, 0:30,
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it doesn't matter with animals
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 2:22,
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^^^this is why we have new viruses.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Mar 2020, 2:39,
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Shit!
How will we cope without his air raid siren like vocal range?
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Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 18:44,
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The Sars on your face
Lets me know that you need me
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 18:51,
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My tour of the East
Has left me feeling wheezy.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:18,
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You test it best
When you test nothing at all
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:25,
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Oh we've entered that stage have we?
We've done containment. Now we're doing z-list former celebs self-isolating for cheap column inches.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:43,
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Phwoar!
etc
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Chuffer Dandridge Arkell ~vs~ Pressdram, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 22:13,
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Has anyone sneezed Chris Martin's way recently...?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 20:37,
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Are you suggesting that we deliberately infect poor Mr. Martin?
Make a cold-play for Chris, you might say?
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Mar 2020, 7:42,
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Paulside View
I made this!
Some silly tripe I made on holiday
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dogfood, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 14:06,
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“ Ms Dorrestein said she had to fight off crabs on numerous occasions”
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 14:05,
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I'd say the crab that climbed into a barbecue
presented a simple solution...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 14:25,
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Will it get copyright on images though?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:12,
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*looks up copyright claws*
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 20:06,
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Hands over camera, wallet, PIN number, pants
That is one mean looking wonderful creature.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 21:35,
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How To Wash Your Hands.
NSFW
I made this!
, I'm doing my bit for CoronaVirus... here's a public safety film:
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 7:34,
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With added benefit
It's going to be harder to touch your face with your hands.
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 16:54,
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No Parliament for the foreseeable future then.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 22:47,
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Bojo had better work from home, just in case
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97800, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 7:23,
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www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/06/boris-johnson-prime-minister-pandemic-baby
“Think about it: this was a man who once enjoyed the freedom of one of the great capital cities, with a girl in every postcode, and a life of light work and positively buccaneering irresponsibility. But now? Now 55-year-old Johnson has to go to sleep in the same place every night, with two coppers standing outside his bedroom door and a crying baby in the post.”
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 8:24,
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Unbearably smug gutter press for aspiring Middle Class cunts.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 9:00,
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Fucking hell, it is a tad smug, isn't it...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Mar 2020, 9:58,
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Still, at least everyone's stopped talking about Priti Patel knocking her staff about now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 10:49,
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Back in my day, we called that 'character building'.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 10:52,
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so the Royal Navy's press gang was just a teambuilding exercise?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 17:54,
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White people? Forced into servitude? How terribly awful for them!
Reduced to the status of those dreadful black folk. Outrageous.
'Just a teambuilding exercise' is perhaps unfairly dismissive. Ethics aside, it seemed to be a somewhat successful venture in the long run. I mean, conscription is still a thing.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 18:24,
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He's just looking forward to the 're-population' phase of the pandemic response.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 14:27,
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Fuck. Beat me to it. Title and everything!
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 22:54,
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Do not touch moose
or your face. So many rules to remember
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 13:47,
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has anyone ever called you Mooseface?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 14:13,
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Just don't let anyone touch your face then.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Mar 2020, 15:33,
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Fake moose
What's the fuss about? In the land of the free she's allowed to pat a moose. It's in the constitootion.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 19:16,
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a moose once bit my sister
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 22:07,
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Speaking of Norsk
If you try to learn it on Duolongo half of the phrases are about elg
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 7:35,
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\o/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 11:36,
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I reckon mooses should consider being scared of humans
Not victim blaming here but I think it's in their own best interests
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 22:52,
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being scared of despising
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Mar 2020, 19:18,
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this sounds like a load of bullwinkle
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 1:03,
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just came to say...
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lladoog once licked never beaten, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 13:36,
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nice. shit will go wild yo when 420 arrives
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 14:02,
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cock on a swine
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 12:54,
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is all mine, all mine
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 13:16,
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Cock in a swine
That's Dave!
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 7:13,
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As Worldly Pleasures Wave Goodbye
Two Lone Swordsmen
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 0:50,
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I need to dig out my TLS T-shirt...
I stopped wearing it as it was very well worn, but I reckon I can get away with it looking 'distressed'...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 1:18,
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Flat Earthers
That is all
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 0:50,
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he's pretty funny
i enjoyed that
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ozof, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 9:18,
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human garbage
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 10 Mar 2020, 16:08,
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Basically a bunch of mentally challenged anti semites then
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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 19:29,
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Enough about the Labour leadership contest already.
What did you think of the loonies?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 22:03,
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Do you know how hard it is to get that stuff?
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Varmint, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 20:45,
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Just search for used TP origami
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 21:02,
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Piss easy
I’ve got it by the pallet in the garage.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 21:02,
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You are Del Boy AICMFP
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Varmint, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 21:45,
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bosch bosh bosch bosh bosch bosh
www.scalextric.com/uk-en/only-fools-and-horses-twin-pack.html
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 21:51,
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They're frighteningly realistic.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 22:31,
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no income tax? no vat?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 22:33,
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No money back, but you can bet they corner better than the real thing.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 4:02,
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Broken Finsbury Park Ticket Barrier Performs Depeche Mode's "Stripped"
I made this!
Shamelessly cashing in on the success of the other three videos I've cobbled together, nowhere near as good as the others, but is a machine happily performing a relatively well-known song in oblivious to must passers-by.
There MUST BE MORE machines doing this.
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Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 14:26,
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wut?????
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colmcq2, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 20:42,
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I do like these
And insist you do not
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 20:16,
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thanks. There won't be anymore for a while, until I get an Ambulance siren which is the same note as the start of Rhapsody In Blue - fitting.
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Pesky Young Scamp, Wed 11 Mar 2020, 16:52,
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Romweird
I made this!
Showcasing the weird and wonderful clothing sold by popular Chinese retailer Romwe
![](https://imgur.com/V3IiX0T.jpg)
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connor, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 13:41,
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Beautiful
You're now one of my first instagram follows.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Mar 2020, 14:11,
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Haha non sequitur fun!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Mar 2020, 16:49,
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Excellent.
I'm not a huge fan of the band, but I'm still immensely chuffed with my Mtealica t-shirt I bought in China a couple of years ago.
The back is even more special.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Mar 2020, 17:52,
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Nice
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connor, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 18:54,
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Magnificent
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 19:16,
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Would it be overly cynical of me
to suggest that the majority of the sales of this kind of thing are to gullible tourists?
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97800, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 20:15,
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No.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 20:23,
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Not now, I could imagine it happened by accident originally though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 9 Mar 2020, 21:13,
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Some, certainly
but all of the people we saw going around in BNKIN PARK t-shirts (and there were many, as well as at least one KNKIN PARK one) appeared to be locals, and gave every indication of being blissfully unaware of the errors.
An American friend who lived there asked the KNKIN PARK wearer where he'd got it, and he confirmed it was from Taobao, the wellspring of cheap misspelled knockoffs. She ordered one for herself, and was disappointed when it arrived spelled correctly.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 9 Mar 2020, 22:37,
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![](https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14590307_1140468099370354_1755659572996156222_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=YkNuIvrlIsAAX8Br7ji&_nc_ht=scontent.fman2-1.fna&oh=bda8d6da5a6b3b968c6bd47433ab6abd&oe=5E955AA1)
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colmcq2, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 22:51,
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*subscribes*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2020, 22:58,
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Rhubarb and Custard seem angrier somehow.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Mar 2020, 0:58,
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choon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIUc4NZsCCw
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 1:04,
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looks to me like
funny games
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ozof, Tue 10 Mar 2020, 9:28,
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