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This is a link post Voleflix 🍿 I made this!
I trawled some lists of public domain movies and put together my own version of Netflix.

There's also an amazing Voleflix Original by HappyToast, and if you add stuff to Your List it'll rate your taste in movies (no arguments, its verdict is FINAL)
Voleflix 🍿 free movies



Cheaper than Netflix and Prime! Dozens of free public domain movies plus our Voleflix Originals
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely fantastic.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad you're not disappointed by the lack of gibbon erotica on there

(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Any boobies?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 2 Apr 2020, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great idea, I'm going to tell all my friends!
Hey George, check this site! Er... that's it

(moar Westerns and Toms and Jerrys pls!)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Carnival of Souls is always worth a watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Axe-xce-llent!!!
Even got the enomous simulated number of films right by showing one film in seperate categories. I'm also used to seeing the same film with separate titles so it seems even more confusing. AND I remember some kind of playlist of educational movies somewhere in some b3ta newsletter where the copyright has expired. I think I saw an episode of how the hoover dam was built. Quite interesting. AND: What about the Buster Keaton or Harold Lloyd films. Their copyright must have expired after 70 years, as well?
 (Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one Lloyd and one Keaton in there, didn't want to overload it with silent films though

(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post LMAO. How in the fuck is this so awesome, eh?
None of us here deserve this!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 9:25, Reply)
This is a link post The Alcohol Puns Song I made this!
The last time I posted one of my own songs here was 5 years ago - I'm back putting funny songs online!
(superdynamohedgehog, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
*swoons*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
Really premier league punnage there. bravo
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 2 Apr 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a link post Yorkshire to become new epicentre of coronavirus
Scientists find ferrets most susceptible of all animals to Covid 19
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ferrets have started stockpiling bog rolls
youtu.be/FgRW63JVv1Y

 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 7:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Little bastard really hates the roll.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 Apr 2020, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post The Freshies - I can't get bouncing babies by the teardrop explodes.
Chris Sievey, aka Frank Sidebottom R.I P
Lamenting the unavailability of a Julian Cope fronted song.
(Tivert, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 4:38, Reply)
This is a link post Inter species social distancing part 7.


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Piano on friend's car's roof
Top pranking
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. Top pranking!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yep Uptown
 (97800, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I told my kids it was just on the news that coronovirus had been called off and they had 15 min to get ready for school
I waited until they were at the door with uniforms on before springing it on them.
Took a nice pic of their faces, but I won't post, as I sometimes get into online arguments with some of our more stalky b3tans, bless 'em
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post DM!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the more stalky ones
want you to post more information or less?

If you just post all your information do they still feel like they are stalking you or does it ruin the fun?

Good prank though ;)

If I had kids I would use ice cream to get them to take their medicine.

I would say "That ice cream was poisoned and you have 20 minutes to live"

When they panic I would offer them the antidote.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I think about it
maybe it's best I don't have kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd be funnier
if he wrecked the real car while driving it over because he was dicking around on the mobile call...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Cats: the butthole cut
Found it on nerdist, so most likely im the last person on earth to watch it. Apologies if so.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for NSFW version*
I'll bet it exists.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible!
I can't even begin to imagine how much work went into making this.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gandalf
in a furry suit

with 6 tits

It doesn't get much better than this.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I laughed

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Seuss vs Dr Dre
Fox in Socks over dope beetz
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a link post Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i would've just booted it in
and left a huge mess
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha his voice makes this.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/lod_LUp3ggc
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Just on a technical note
You should never use a general purpose lubricant as it will only attract dirt which will make the problem worse next time. Better flush it out with improperly alcohol and then use a graphite based lubricant.
 (strongp, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:54, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
You don't fucking say...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Watch it while you can NSFW
Time to do your duty folks !!
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s on the Mitch Benn channel anyway
Presumably the original
youtu.be/Tk0lNoxFaIM
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
Knew it was a knock off just didn't know where from
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post People recreating works of art in their homes
Provided a couple of much needed lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post COVID-19 3D visualisation. I made this!
Hi all,
I've created a 3D visualisation of COVID-19 cases and deaths over time. I thought you might like to take a look?

There are a lot of visualisations out there but very few that attempt to show changes in case numbers over time. Mine uses data from the Johns Hopkins combined data set and is accurate as far as the data itself is.
 (DrCrabulon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever and good

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post nice work

(ozof, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If your username isn't an Evil Scarecrow reference I will be sad.
Also, nice work on the visualisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post The Daily Mailer - A twitter bot that combines New Yorker cartoons with Daily Mail comments I made this!
A few days ago, the brilliant TechnicallyRon posted the following tweet - twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1243820490541666304

"Keep yourself entertained during quarantine by taking daily mail comments and putting them on New Yorker cartoons to create your own satirical comics."

His examples were great and inspired me to write a Twitter bot that does the job automatically.

So, every night since I have scoured the bottom half of the Mail Online and currently have about 300 pearls of wisdom which are then paired with a random cartoon every hour.

Sometimes the concept works, sometimes it doesn't, but sometimes serendipity produces something amazing.

Enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of these are brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
Although, I can't really take credit. I just mash the things together.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
Personal favourite so far: twitter.com/The_DailyMailer/status/1245264030345891840?s=20
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
This is my favourite twitter.com/The_DailyMailer/status/1245082750681583616
It's just absurd.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 2:59, Reply)
This is a link post Hints & Tips for Working From Home I made this!
I made a guide to help you make the most of your time and be productive when working from home. Secret advice, hints, tips and lifehacks which will make certain that you are at your most effective when WFH (working from home).
 (I helped save b3ta! ma0sm, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post Canvas renaissance painting from your photos.
Artificial Insemination Gahaku
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Er...

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:35, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmnnnngggghhhh

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 1 Apr 2020, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Ghost Cat I made this!
Sketch about a ghost cat :/
(dogfood, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post For All You Crazy Kids Waiting For the Beat To Drop I made this!
(*Disco Outfit Trigger Warning*)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
like david free on e
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post David Free the Australian author?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post it's on cable so it's not exactly a household name, but it did run for a few years
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5PnhXZCCXI
When I wrote it I thought "I bet nobody gets this reference"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post top one fred
and extra points for the shiny suit.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Great fun, and a good sound.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank's for saying

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting looking lawnmower

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cheaty electric one, but then my dad who mows the lawn just turned 98
and can't pull-start a petrol one any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Retro Boobs NSFW
The tits of '76
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Comments are turned off
I wonder why...
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It feels wrong to perve over tits
that are the same age as my mother's.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good
but I remember the heatwave of 1976, and it was bloody hot. Shedding unnecessary clothing was essential.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember thruup-nee bits too?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 31 Mar 2020, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye. Two of them made a tanner.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You dirty old bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 31 Mar 2020, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I probably had a boobs fixation in 76
But for nutrition rather than anything else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This ^

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you're not in your 60s

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post its like Elephant but boobs and bums rather than random street killings

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Cameraman gets confused at the 5 minute mark...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it
Is it because they're not wearing layers of clothes?
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pervé News more like.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I like the 70's and boobs
 (Sherbs, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post More of a study on
How uncomfortable and pissed-off yer mam looked when realising she was having her boobs filmed.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "the focus is on women's fashion in London ranging from short shorts to tank tops."
Yeah, that's it. Fashion.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 3 Apr 2020, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post Isolation's so isolating


(samuelmanual, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the constant cutting to black
give anyone else the shits?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No way
I saw this when i was a kid on channel 4
It scared me but i found it fascinating.
Ta!
 (Sherbs, Wed 1 Apr 2020, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Quentin has a cure


(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 31 Mar 2020, 17:10, Reply)

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