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This is a link post Water! Water!


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had mixed feelings about that - it's a catchy tune
but looking at their other stuff, it's not as good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're well worth experiencing live.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post #StayInside

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 21:41, , Reply)
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I always feel when watching Henge videos that I'm missing the point. I mean they should be right up my street, but something just never quite clicks.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Repeating myself,
but they're much better live (I may be a bit biased, as I've seen them several times at festivals I've worked).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly needs more Lemmy and Stacia.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a link post With apologies to Vic Reeves and Sir Elton. I made this!
(the focus-puller has since been er...furloughed indefinitely, as have the caterers, hair, makeup, manager, gardener and editor)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha
love the updates
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutley brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it fraud if it's obviously a joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Apr 2020, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't care
just as long as The Sun might fade away, along with the Daily Mail and all the other hate spouting shitmags.

If this guy makes a bit of dosh then fair play, and if The Sun gets none of it, all the better.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a rather good idea
Idiots who buy the sun don't read the details and donate
Decent people who don't buy the sun actually read the details, and donate
Hats off to the guy
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 7:46, , Reply)
This is a link post ASMR | Your Friends Abandoned You At This Bar I made this!
Live comedy and music are over so I do ASMR now.
(superdynamohedgehog, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a link post ABSURD DEATH I made this!
Actually my friends Camille and Luke made this stop frame animation, but they are not so great at sharing. When I offered to share it online Luke's words were 'send it out there Mon frere. Let it flourish.'
(l0bst3r, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:46, , Reply)
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fantastic
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a new appreciation for stop motion
and how it can represent the way people move when they wake up maggotted
 (superdynamohedgehog, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched and liked

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
Way more enjoyable than those other videos on Youtube where adults pretending to be children play with dolls.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work!

(mrmenfolk, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
My friend is the designer of a stop-frame film, she's probably the only person in the film industry working right now, other filmmakers should stop, take note and make all their films stop frame.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 2:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Bored? Watch the inestimable "Future Schlock" (1984) 74min
Synopsis
The middle class in suburban melbourne have a revolution, killing the rich and walling up the poor in the inner city where they drug the water supply, and force everyone to have barbecues and two cars and watch football. Two of the poor avoid being drugged by drinking nothing but wine.
Fun fact: They hired two bouncers to play some assassins, then overdubbed their dialogue with camp voices. The bouncers later attempted to bash the producers when they found out
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds great, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll definitely watch this later.
Time to catch up on some Ozploitation films, I think...

Edit: Cheers, enjoyed that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recommend Long Weekend
Wherein the bush fights back.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noted.
I need to rewatch The Cars That Ate Paris...not seen it in years!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh, fuck yes.
now we're talkin
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Come on sheeple! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
I have a pet animal with 4 legs a tail & goes 'meow'! Thats a cat is it not?
Oh! your just a conspiracy theorist. What you have there is a anteater.
(woollybeamish, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 4:42, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 6:45, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to ignore him
And then you go and post this as a reply..
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry?
Not sure how to respond.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *doffs* M'lizard...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go get corona and then come back and tell everyone how it's all a hoax
Good luck on your future tracheal intubation
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there
I work in a hospital. It's got lots of patients in it who have covid-19. Now fuck off you paranoid moron.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies, there's no such thing as 'hospitals'

(97800, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but you know what?
All those patients had very clean hands. COINCIDENCE???!?!??!??!?
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post NICE
You do have a short time to retract that statement before GOD judges you:)

TRUTH RATTLING TROLLS BRAIN MUCH I SEE
 (woollybeamish, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTFAYBOA?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did you write the word god in upper case?
It's not that important.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He mentioned something being a "good Gematric number" in reply to one of my posts on /board
so it might be something to do with that.

tl;dr: don't engage further, it's either a mentally unwell troll or a monumental fucking idiot. Probably both, simultaneously.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 Apr 2020, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was going no further with that one.
Rational wiki looks useful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT :)
Keep on trolling
Truth really does get trolls backs up
 (woollybeamish, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely thought you'd posted that link for irony
not because you're a big mentalist
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're full of big mentalists here

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit personal m8

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Apr 2020, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That account went from flat earth bullshit to
Coronavirus bullshit overnight. NOT A GRIFTER.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello. NHS worker here.
Orthopaedic surgeon in a busy London Hospital.
It is real.
People are dying.
This very morning I was notified that one of my patients died at 03:30 this morning from covid-19 pnumonia after an operation for a femoral fracture.
On behalf of her and her family, I say: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck the fuck off you dumb waste of resources

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're exactly the sort of person that this 'Spring clean of the human race' needs to remove...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So that's what this was referencing...
youtu.be/1zY1orxW8Aw?t=53
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elderly and Vulnerable Charity worker here
Fuck off you imbecile.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The goat did this much better.
TRY HARDER
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did you vote in the EU referendum, just out of interest?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in NYC and can confirm that this video is full of shit

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, exactly
did you think you'd achieve by posting that here? Blind acceptance? Some level of subversion or influence? Your week-ass shit won't get you anywhere on this forum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 23 Apr 2020, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 24 Apr 2020, 7:10, , Reply)
This is a link post The Elites are now exposed
i'll just say this........Judge for yourself.
i always thought Hilary Clinton looked like a street light.
(woollybeamish, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 4:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go away

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 6:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 Apr 2020, 6:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don’t have time to watch 90 minutes of conspiraloon megabollocks over my cornflakes.
Can anyone give me the bullet-point version?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT :)
Keep on trolling
Truth really does get trolls backs up
 (woollybeamish, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vHx-UyIM9M
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got as far as him doing the "dogs and cats living together" reference from Ghostbusters
and then immediately showing that exact clip from Ghostbusters just in case you didn't get the reference.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post But that bit's...
...right at the very start. And some people might not have seen Ghostbusters. Although no-one I know. The last person I met who hadn't seen it was made to watch it. And even IF they still haven't seen it, the repeat of the referenced quote still lacks context, it's just the same words but spoken by Bill Murray.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 23 Apr 2020, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
So in summary, then: 5G causes cancer.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 Apr 2020, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post bullcrap
everyone knows its cancer causes 5G
 (stubhuman, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post *tut* Kids these days...
When I were a lad, we had to make do with GPRS to get our diseases...took *ages*! Not like now, where the latest technology can infect you before it has even been deployed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post pah!
you 'ad GPRS? All we 'ad were semaphor, and it were gout and plague wot caused it.
 (stubhuman, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post GREAT :)
Keep on trolling
Truth really does get trolls backs up
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed around half an hour
It's the usual out of context quotes and 'artfully' presented data. The comments are gold.

Long story short, it's a bunch of toss.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:53, , Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1537861
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a link post De Spelbrekers


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are we sure about this?
I've got Jupiter and Saturn next to each other in May and the moon passing underneath them on the 12th-13th, but Venus is nowhere near them.
 (champagnerocker, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 2:33, , Reply)
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I just fired up Stellarium to check you're and right. You're not going to get a smiley face out of that, either as it'll be very wonky.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Lucky Ducky and the COVID crisis
Comic strip
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can say what you like about Corona virus, but it's been an extraordinary boon to comedy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only we had more puns

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You love 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The viral genome is full of gags
The one on line 7441 is so good
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/LR757996
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 5:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post atgttgtaga cggttgtaat tcatcaactt gtatgatgtg ttacaaacgt aatagagcaa?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 7:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the way you tell it
clyp.it/emkrfjtd
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Short musical film of Nature for Earth day I made this!
Music sourced from stones thrown across a frozen lake, ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Terrible Art in Real Life
Not sure if a FB link will work, but the group Terrible Art in Charity Shops are using the lockdown to recreate terrible artworks in the publicity of their own homes, and it's getting pretty ...creative!

(Mostly SFW because Facebook, and who is at work now, anyway?)
Terrible Art in Charity Shops



An amusing collection of terrible art found in charity shops across the globe, collected here for your perusal and enjoyment by fellow enthusiasts. Enjoy! Applicants who have not answered all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Private group.

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Cats with added arseholes NSFW
Not seen the film version (and probably never will), but this tickled me.

(Is this NSFW? Does it even matter anymore?)
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m led to believe
The film already has James Cordon in... etc etc. Something witty about the amount of arseholes etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 22 Apr 2020, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Police Brutality I made this!
Please enjoy this sketch inspired by Laurel & Hardy getting their asses literally kicked by law enforcement.
(dogfood, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Supergrass - Staying in I made this!
Quick and dirty edit. Supergrass staying on message.
(MyFakeName, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 9:42, , Reply)
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I can’t seem to find a Murderous Rort-o-Tronic 5000 on the John Lewis website. Any ideas where I could get one?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm already working on it.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post In a grim way.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not sure that like is the correct word.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you'd be ambivalent about that remark.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post U OK hun?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks, your approval is important to me

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Apr 2020, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, fucked it big time

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Wed 22 Apr 2020, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will affect the poor and ethnics most, so they don't care as much as they do about money?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 22 Apr 2020, 15:18, , Reply)

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