How to mould dough and get a nice rise - stick with it
I made this!
Every man and his dog is making videos at the moment, and as DIY bread is de rigeuer I thought there are a few lonely B3tans that might like to enjoy the sensuous pleasure of kneading dough. (No sound)
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Every man and his dog is making videos at the moment, and as DIY bread is de rigeuer I thought there are a few lonely B3tans that might like to enjoy the sensuous pleasure of kneading dough. (No sound)
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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Because he needed a poo
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Because he needed a poo
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Thinking of ambidextrous, this always makes me smile.
Pansy Division - Alpine Skiing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHJADafIpI
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Pansy Division - Alpine Skiing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHJADafIpI
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Lots of tongue in cheek songs.
Their band documentary isn't bad either
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUaVKEtOqgw
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Their band documentary isn't bad either
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUaVKEtOqgw
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I bake my own bread sometimes
The ones that you are constructing look good enough to make love to.
( , Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:45, Share, Reply)
The ones that you are constructing look good enough to make love to.
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It's just a bit of fun
and doesn't warrant further engagement.
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and doesn't warrant further engagement.
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This is your second engagement in this thread
Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself.
( , Sun 26 Apr 2020, 17:16, Share, Reply)
Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself.
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I'm sorry, but this is so good I had to add sound.
As Lord Reith would say: Educational and Arousing.
youtu.be/qgorJnpCP5M
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As Lord Reith would say: Educational and Arousing.
youtu.be/qgorJnpCP5M
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Ha! Nicely done Fred!
As it happens, I used to practise on Jane Birkin while Serge popped to the market for a baguette. Happy days.
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As it happens, I used to practise on Jane Birkin while Serge popped to the market for a baguette. Happy days.
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Much prefer the song that the animation was actually created for.
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I thought something was a bit odd when it looped
And it reminded me of this
youtu.be/Era_8CuPLYc
(Probably not suitable for epileptics)
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And it reminded me of this
youtu.be/Era_8CuPLYc
(Probably not suitable for epileptics)
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Vince Collins is great.
He did some stuff for Sesame Street, but not this one.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2020, 18:39, Share, Reply)
He did some stuff for Sesame Street, but not this one.
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Reminded me of this
Been posted before but a good'un
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE
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Been posted before but a good'un
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE
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A fine combination
Ayn Rand and Slavoj Žižek brought together by a musical masterpiece.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:43, Share, Reply)
Ayn Rand and Slavoj Žižek brought together by a musical masterpiece.
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Little bit closer please Karen... - A Translation
I made this!
Happy Weekend folks!
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 9:36, Share, Reply)
Happy Weekend folks!
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 9:36, Share, Reply)
Yes yes yes
I was lucky enough to see them as a young lad, thrilling and quite scary.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 10:16, Share, Reply)
I was lucky enough to see them as a young lad, thrilling and quite scary.
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Daltrey is a knob
But he’s still got his singing voice, him and Wilko in 2014.
youtu.be/-GFohfgxjTs
Should have called the album Roger Wilko though.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:01, Share, Reply)
But he’s still got his singing voice, him and Wilko in 2014.
youtu.be/-GFohfgxjTs
Should have called the album Roger Wilko though.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:01, Share, Reply)
Indie Game Review: The Good Time Garden
I made this!
It's the weekend! Let's all go outside to the good time garden!
p.s. look at my testicles.
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It's the weekend! Let's all go outside to the good time garden!
p.s. look at my testicles.
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Bird Feeders 2: The Wrath of Kahn. Tits etc.
I made this!
The last one one was pretty ambient but this is a bit More Fast More Birdious.
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The last one one was pretty ambient but this is a bit More Fast More Birdious.
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Hedge sparrow, some form of woodpecker, robin, some form of tit.
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THanks
I was wondering what the brown speckled thing is.
Woodpecker is male Great Spotted - a regular round these parts. The tits are nesting at the top of this tree.
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I was wondering what the brown speckled thing is.
Woodpecker is male Great Spotted - a regular round these parts. The tits are nesting at the top of this tree.
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are there contact mics on the bird feeders
add a bit of percussion
( , Mon 27 Apr 2020, 10:47, Share, Reply)
add a bit of percussion
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Life is too serious right now
Here is an AI that is trained to draw a dick based on your sketch. It works best if you do the balls and let it draw the dick, even then it is not that great at dicks.
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Here is an AI that is trained to draw a dick based on your sketch. It works best if you do the balls and let it draw the dick, even then it is not that great at dicks.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:09, Share, Reply)
it can't cope if you don't draw balls
if you do the shaft, it goes mental
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if you do the shaft, it goes mental
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 23:53, Share, Reply)
If you want to see mental, try drawing the concomitant pubes.
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Crazy^3
song 4 woollybeamish
4 eva in r harts
he with angles now
(The song is a medley of 3 songs with "crazy" in the title, on piano, in a lounge style. You may not completely hate it; I don't.)
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 18:11, Share, Reply)
song 4 woollybeamish
4 eva in r harts
he with angles now
(The song is a medley of 3 songs with "crazy" in the title, on piano, in a lounge style. You may not completely hate it; I don't.)
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slowly but surely training my neighbours thursday by thursday ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUKVfPzjjw
pavlov would be proud
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 21:13, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUKVfPzjjw
pavlov would be proud
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Nice bit of Reich!
This is more like our street. youtu.be/6k2z_4vQUu8
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This is more like our street. youtu.be/6k2z_4vQUu8
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Anyone fancy a music festival tomorrow?
Moovin', a nice little festival held on a farm in Stockport that I've helped out at, are doing a 12-hour live stream from midday tomorrow, with some pretty good names on the bill.
I know what I'll be doing in the back garden in the sun tomorrow...!
Link to streaming website.
Moovin Festival is taking over United We Stream this weekend
The line up includes Big Daddy Kane, Krafty Kuts and DJ Yoda
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:41, Share, Reply)
Moovin', a nice little festival held on a farm in Stockport that I've helped out at, are doing a 12-hour live stream from midday tomorrow, with some pretty good names on the bill.
I know what I'll be doing in the back garden in the sun tomorrow...!
Link to streaming website.
Moovin Festival is taking over United We Stream this weekend
The line up includes Big Daddy Kane, Krafty Kuts and DJ Yoda
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I see your Trump and Raise you Stanley Unwin
Slightly more lucid than Trump, and surprisingly GC says no
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:15, Share, Reply)
Slightly more lucid than Trump, and surprisingly GC says no
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I'll see your Stanley, and raise you a Sellers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBtGuu9BVE
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBtGuu9BVE
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I'll see your Sellers and raise you a Bill and Ben
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpJzGeM2p4
(GC but relevant)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpJzGeM2p4
(GC but relevant)
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I suspect he didn't
but I always like to imagine he always talked exactly like that.
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but I always like to imagine he always talked exactly like that.
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Stones surprise others and myself by releasing half-decent new song
imho anyway. you might disagree
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:54, Share, Reply)
imho anyway. you might disagree
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I bow to no one in my love of the Stones, but this is shite.
Exile is an extraordinarily good album, but would be only be noteworthy without Loving Cup and Tumbling Dice. Their best album is probably Let It Bleed, or maybe Sticky Fingers.
Why is the constant misuse of reflexive personal pronouns so prevalent? You say 'Stones surprise... myself.' I'm convinced stupid people think 'myself' sounds more intelligent than 'me' simply because the word has one additional syllable. The two words are not the same, they have subtly different meanings and are not interchangeable. It's like non native speakers forever confusing the words 'for' and 'since' when discussing the passage of time.
That aside, brilliant!
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 10:20, Share, Reply)
Exile is an extraordinarily good album, but would be only be noteworthy without Loving Cup and Tumbling Dice. Their best album is probably Let It Bleed, or maybe Sticky Fingers.
Why is the constant misuse of reflexive personal pronouns so prevalent? You say 'Stones surprise... myself.' I'm convinced stupid people think 'myself' sounds more intelligent than 'me' simply because the word has one additional syllable. The two words are not the same, they have subtly different meanings and are not interchangeable. It's like non native speakers forever confusing the words 'for' and 'since' when discussing the passage of time.
That aside, brilliant!
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christ, you're really still sulking about me pointing you were wrong with that Strawman thing a few weeks ago
an essay about reflexive pronoun use. What a mortal blow!
What an odd fellow you are
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an essay about reflexive pronoun use. What a mortal blow!
What an odd fellow you are
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Everyone knows the best Rolings Stones album
is the Best of the Rolling Stones
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is the Best of the Rolling Stones
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everyone knows that of all the best of the rolling stones, "High Tide and Green Grass" is the best of the best of the rolling stones albums
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My go to collection
Is “Singles Collection: The London Years” as the b-sides make more interesting.
But I’m not sure how much of the conversation is just partridge-ism, and how much is actually about the Rolling Stones.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:15, Share, Reply)
Is “Singles Collection: The London Years” as the b-sides make more interesting.
But I’m not sure how much of the conversation is just partridge-ism, and how much is actually about the Rolling Stones.
( , Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:15, Share, Reply)
This post is the least rock and roll thing Keith Richards has ever been associated with I reckon
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I just delete anything I post that Prufock comments on
it saves so much time.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 15:29, Share, Reply)
it saves so much time.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 15:29, Share, Reply)
yeah, I thought so too. it's not bad if you just listen to it on its own merits
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How much cock would a wood cock cock...
or whatever the rhyme is
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or whatever the rhyme is
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Meanwhile, in the Extended Trumpzones
Press Griefing
Hey everyone! We’re all going to die. See you next time, when we are dead
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 4:01, Share, Reply)
Press Griefing
Hey everyone! We’re all going to die. See you next time, when we are dead
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Just being bored in lockdown with my family rough round the edges but needed a smile.
I made this!
Upside down face to stay safe! Just being bored and silly really.
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Upside down face to stay safe! Just being bored and silly really.
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What can I say just want to see everyone smiling again and not paranoia
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:57, Share, Reply)
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Lockdown Punch Up
Virtual ruck courtesy of Campus Univers Cascades
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:12, Share, Reply)
Virtual ruck courtesy of Campus Univers Cascades
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:12, Share, Reply)
having had to organise quite a few zoom meetings lately and help blathering idiots turn on their microphones
something about this appeals
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:20, Share, Reply)
something about this appeals
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:20, Share, Reply)
Prufock's homework for today:
Learn the difference between the words "implied" and "explicit"
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:28, Share, Reply)
Learn the difference between the words "implied" and "explicit"
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There was no actual physical contact between participants.
They were also very obviously in different places. The violence was therefore only implied. It was not actual, or explicit.
I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
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They were also very obviously in different places. The violence was therefore only implied. It was not actual, or explicit.
I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 10:29, Share, Reply)
no, you still don't understand the terms, sorry
"Robocop didn't have explicit violence because they were only actors and the violence didn't really happen they were just pretending it happened, therefore the violence was only implied. We think it should have a G rating" - have a think about how idioticyou that sounds. Now think of it in the context of a video that's pretty much nothing but people acting out hitting and kicking each other, complete with sound effects.
A little bit of casual racism doesn't compensate for a lack of intellect or wit, I'm afraid.
I think I misjudged you. A few literary references here and there, I assumed you were at least an educated man. pretentious and supercilious, but learned. Now I think you're perhaps a little dim, and your superciliousness is unwarranted. Could you really not understand the application of such simple terms? Or like last time will your fragile ego simply not allow you to concede an obvious error for fear of confronting the reality that you're simply not that smart
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:00, Share, Reply)
"Robocop didn't have explicit violence because they were only actors and the violence didn't really happen they were just pretending it happened, therefore the violence was only implied. We think it should have a G rating" - have a think about how idiotic
A little bit of casual racism doesn't compensate for a lack of intellect or wit, I'm afraid.
I think I misjudged you. A few literary references here and there, I assumed you were at least an educated man. pretentious and supercilious, but learned. Now I think you're perhaps a little dim, and your superciliousness is unwarranted. Could you really not understand the application of such simple terms? Or like last time will your fragile ego simply not allow you to concede an obvious error for fear of confronting the reality that you're simply not that smart
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:00, Share, Reply)
I understand the terms perfectly, you struggle with words. You're so stupid you misuse reflexive pronouns.
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not even creative insults, I think I liked your racism more.
you just keep thinking the video was "implied violence". It was so well done, just that subtle clever suggestion that violence might have happened by actually constantly depicting it on screen with sound effect, punch and kicks and reactions. It was like Fritz Langs M, except instead of the murders happening off screen you saw the knife eviscerating them in a shower of blood splatter. you're obviously too intelligent for me, prufock.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:13, Share, Reply)
you just keep thinking the video was "implied violence". It was so well done, just that subtle clever suggestion that violence might have happened by actually constantly depicting it on screen with sound effect, punch and kicks and reactions. It was like Fritz Langs M, except instead of the murders happening off screen you saw the knife eviscerating them in a shower of blood splatter. you're obviously too intelligent for me, prufock.
( , Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:13, Share, Reply)
Tat House 5
I made this!
I get a haircuts and do some foraging. A lot people been doing so.
If you want your face in a hair blob nipple thing get in touch at [email protected]
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:41, Share, Reply)
I get a haircuts and do some foraging. A lot people been doing so.
If you want your face in a hair blob nipple thing get in touch at [email protected]
( , Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:41, Share, Reply)
From the preview picture..
I thought that you were Sam Rockwell for a moment.
Moon innit..
( , Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:22, Share, Reply)
I thought that you were Sam Rockwell for a moment.
Moon innit..
( , Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:22, Share, Reply)
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