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This is a link post How to mould dough and get a nice rise - stick with it I made this!
Every man and his dog is making videos at the moment, and as DIY bread is de rigeuer I thought there are a few lonely B3tans that might like to enjoy the sensuous pleasure of kneading dough. (No sound)

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Did you make the vid because you required the money?
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that is an old joke!

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *tries to look innocent*

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Because he needed a poo
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to your room
and think about what you've done.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skillz.
Well honed ambidextrous skillz.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking of ambidextrous, this always makes me smile.
Pansy Division - Alpine Skiing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHJADafIpI
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Top comedy tuneage.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of tongue in cheek songs.
Their band documentary isn't bad either
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jUaVKEtOqgw
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, this should be interesting.

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler alert!

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bake my own bread sometimes
The ones that you are constructing look good enough to make love to.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why have you disabled comments on that video?

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a bit of fun
and doesn't warrant further engagement.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is your second engagement in this thread
Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself. Stop engaging yourself.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, but this is so good I had to add sound.
As Lord Reith would say: Educational and Arousing.

youtu.be/qgorJnpCP5M
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Nicely done Fred!
As it happens, I used to practise on Jane Birkin while Serge popped to the market for a baguette. Happy days.
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Le LOL!

(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha well played

(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post I found this and I liked it... hope you do too


(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So taking psychedelic drugs is good then?
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duh?

(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
but then I am on drugs
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee
Naughty fred
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought something was a bit odd when it looped
And it reminded me of this

youtu.be/Era_8CuPLYc
(Probably not suitable for epileptics)
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post This I also like

(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vince Collins is great.
He did some stuff for Sesame Street, but not this one.
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG
The visuals delight me
The audio disturbs me
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I never new this

(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of this
Been posted before but a good'un
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuJqUvBj4rE
(, Tue 28 Apr 2020, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A fine combination
Ayn Rand and Slavoj Žižek brought together by a musical masterpiece.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Little bit closer please Karen... - A Translation I made this!
Happy Weekend folks!

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kac

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Class.
Ahhh, com'on!
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn right
Just look at those speed-induced temple-throbs
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 6:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes yes yes
I was lucky enough to see them as a young lad, thrilling and quite scary.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daltrey is a knob
But he’s still got his singing voice, him and Wilko in 2014.
youtu.be/-GFohfgxjTs

Should have called the album Roger Wilko though.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it so much I bought the album!

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: The Good Time Garden I made this!
It's the weekend! Let's all go outside to the good time garden!

p.s. look at my testicles.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Bird Feeders 2: The Wrath of Kahn. Tits etc. I made this!
The last one one was pretty ambient but this is a bit More Fast More Birdious.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hedge sparrow, some form of woodpecker, robin, some form of tit.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post THanks
I was wondering what the brown speckled thing is.
Woodpecker is male Great Spotted - a regular round these parts. The tits are nesting at the top of this tree.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid x

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post are there contact mics on the bird feeders
add a bit of percussion
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Life is too serious right now
Here is an AI that is trained to draw a dick based on your sketch. It works best if you do the balls and let it draw the dick, even then it is not that great at dicks.


(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post it can't cope if you don't draw balls
if you do the shaft, it goes mental
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to see mental, try drawing the concomitant pubes.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more
3 pubes per ball
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3ppb rule

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its a
universal constant
(, Mon 27 Apr 2020, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Crazy^3
song 4 woollybeamish
4 eva in r harts
he with angles now

(The song is a medley of 3 songs with "crazy" in the title, on piano, in a lounge style. You may not completely hate it; I don't.)

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather gorgeous

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 2:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it?
Should be awful, but isn't.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works nicely

(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a link post The sound of one hand clapping


(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two more weeks of lockdown
and this will be me.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post slowly but surely training my neighbours thursday by thursday ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFUKVfPzjjw
pavlov would be proud
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice bit of Reich!
This is more like our street. youtu.be/6k2z_4vQUu8
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cl f
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 4:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Next time someone asked me to do a web front end

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent.
I shall recommend it to the UI bods.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the future!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome sauce

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone fancy a music festival tomorrow?
Moovin', a nice little festival held on a farm in Stockport that I've helped out at, are doing a 12-hour live stream from midday tomorrow, with some pretty good names on the bill.

I know what I'll be doing in the back garden in the sun tomorrow...!

Link to streaming website.

Moovin Festival is taking over United We Stream this weekend



The line up includes Big Daddy Kane, Krafty Kuts and DJ Yoda
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a link post I see your Trump and Raise you Stanley Unwin
Slightly more lucid than Trump, and surprisingly GC says no

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see your Stanley, and raise you a Sellers.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBtGuu9BVE
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see your Sellers and raise you a Bill and Ben
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVpJzGeM2p4

(GC but relevant)
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deep joy!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect he didn't
but I always like to imagine he always talked exactly like that.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
His album Rotatey Diskers is a classic
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Stones surprise others and myself by releasing half-decent new song
imho anyway. you might disagree

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bow to no one in my love of the Stones, but this is shite.
Exile is an extraordinarily good album, but would be only be noteworthy without Loving Cup and Tumbling Dice. Their best album is probably Let It Bleed, or maybe Sticky Fingers.

Why is the constant misuse of reflexive personal pronouns so prevalent? You say 'Stones surprise... myself.' I'm convinced stupid people think 'myself' sounds more intelligent than 'me' simply because the word has one additional syllable. The two words are not the same, they have subtly different meanings and are not interchangeable. It's like non native speakers forever confusing the words 'for' and 'since' when discussing the passage of time.

That aside, brilliant!
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ, you're really still sulking about me pointing you were wrong with that Strawman thing a few weeks ago
an essay about reflexive pronoun use. What a mortal blow!
What an odd fellow you are
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows the best Rolings Stones album
is the Best of the Rolling Stones
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post everyone knows that of all the best of the rolling stones, "High Tide and Green Grass" is the best of the best of the rolling stones albums

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post My go to collection
Is “Singles Collection: The London Years” as the b-sides make more interesting.

But I’m not sure how much of the conversation is just partridge-ism, and how much is actually about the Rolling Stones.
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post This post is the least rock and roll thing Keith Richards has ever been associated with I reckon

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just delete anything I post that Prufock comments on
it saves so much time.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waits*

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post he did appear on billboards selling luggage, I recall

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 1:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post THat is surprisingly good.

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, I thought so too. it's not bad if you just listen to it on its own merits

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works well with the wood cock video below

(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a link post American woodcocks
Music-free version
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post OCD to the max
Must take ages to get anywhere
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post wood cock lol

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much cock would a wood cock cock...
or whatever the rhyme is
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post 12 inches.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
(, Sat 25 Apr 2020, 4:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Edgy

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1537827
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Just being bored in lockdown with my family rough round the edges but needed a smile. I made this!
Upside down face to stay safe! Just being bored and silly really.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you silly sausage
click
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What can I say just want to see everyone smiling again and not paranoia

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That made me do the Muttley laugh, and click.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 3:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
proper chortles
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I made some of you smile.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Made me smile.
Thanks.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Lockdown Punch Up
Virtual ruck courtesy of Campus Univers Cascades
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that, so I clicked
I like that.
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
youtu.be/SpnQXSyfbXA?t=124
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well i enjoyed that

(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post having had to organise quite a few zoom meetings lately and help blathering idiots turn on their microphones
something about this appeals
(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably the implied violence.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prufock's homework for today:
Learn the difference between the words "implied" and "explicit"
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was no actual physical contact between participants.
They were also very obviously in different places. The violence was therefore only implied. It was not actual, or explicit.

I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, you still don't understand the terms, sorry
"Robocop didn't have explicit violence because they were only actors and the violence didn't really happen they were just pretending it happened, therefore the violence was only implied. We think it should have a G rating" - have a think about how idiotic you that sounds. Now think of it in the context of a video that's pretty much nothing but people acting out hitting and kicking each other, complete with sound effects.
A little bit of casual racism doesn't compensate for a lack of intellect or wit, I'm afraid.
I think I misjudged you. A few literary references here and there, I assumed you were at least an educated man. pretentious and supercilious, but learned. Now I think you're perhaps a little dim, and your superciliousness is unwarranted. Could you really not understand the application of such simple terms? Or like last time will your fragile ego simply not allow you to concede an obvious error for fear of confronting the reality that you're simply not that smart
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I understand the terms perfectly, you struggle with words. You're so stupid you misuse reflexive pronouns.

(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post not even creative insults, I think I liked your racism more.
you just keep thinking the video was "implied violence". It was so well done, just that subtle clever suggestion that violence might have happened by actually constantly depicting it on screen with sound effect, punch and kicks and reactions. It was like Fritz Langs M, except instead of the murders happening off screen you saw the knife eviscerating them in a shower of blood splatter. you're obviously too intelligent for me, prufock.
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIFF, THUD, KAPOW, etc
'clicked'
(, Fri 24 Apr 2020, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Tat House 5 I made this!
I get a haircuts and do some foraging. A lot people been doing so.
If you want your face in a hair blob nipple thing get in touch at [email protected]

(, Thu 23 Apr 2020, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the preview picture..
I thought that you were Sam Rockwell for a moment.
Moon innit..
(, Sun 26 Apr 2020, 6:22, , Reply)

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