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Because it's all me, me, me... Apart from posting awful lies on Question of the Week, what ridiculous things have you or others done to grab the limelight?

Suggested by Munsta

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:29)
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if this gets more than 100 replies i'll post a picture of my balls

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:49, 104 replies)
oh god, nobody reply :(((

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:52, closed)
only 99 more to go

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, closed)
98...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, closed)
97...

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, closed)
But I don't want to see your wrinkly tadpole sack
Oh shit!!! 96 :(
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:16, closed)
TD's own replies don't count

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:23, closed)
yeah they do

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:30, closed)
93

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:39, closed)
He'll never get 100 though, there'll be some antipodean along any second who'll deflect everyone's attention away

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:21, closed)
I'm sure people will stop replying to this soon too.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:29, closed)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 0:09, closed)
Don't be blue - there'll be plenty of other ballsacks.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:45, closed)
Oh boy!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:52, closed)
That sounds like a challenge
and a threat.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:55, closed)
Pics...
...or you don't have any.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:16, closed)
Do the replies all have to be from different people?

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:32, closed)
Or do multiple replies from the same person count?

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:32, closed)
?

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:32, closed)
every reply counts

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:45, closed)
I don't get what people don't understand about this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:51, closed)
My guess is Tennis or Golf?
Unless, of course, you're one of those wierdos who owns more than one football.
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:38, closed)
no, i'm talking about testicles

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:40, closed)
How can we guarantee that they're yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:05, closed)
my right ball hangs a bit lower than my left ball

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:18, closed)
Stage right
or audience right?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:34, closed)
GAY

(Cov Boy, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:59, closed)
What do we get for 200?

(searlichek, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:00, closed)
moobs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:09, closed)

I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:15, closed)
I bet you'll just post a picture of like some tennis balls or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:15, closed)
will i?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:20, closed)
Or Gordon Ramsey's
face, who would know the difference....?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:14, closed)
retweeting dis

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:39, closed)
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(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:19, closed)
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(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:21, closed)
Yes, let's.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:13, closed)
Golf, foot or prawn?

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:31, closed)
Knacksack included?
*hits delete*
(I helped save b3ta! The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:47, closed)
I reckon you'll turn out to be a woman.
Or a castrato.

Or something.

Either way, I expect to be disappointed.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:24, closed)
This, but with less craving to see male genitalia.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:13, closed)
I wouldn't call it a craving.
After all, I can see male genitalia any time I like just by looking inside my underpants.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:31, closed)
Blimey I hope you've got your camera ready.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:30, closed)
really?
tennis? cricket? golf? rugby?...........?
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:11, closed)

would have to be custard proof it was your clackerbag though!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:26, closed)
On second thoughts I don't want to see your balls, please discount all my replies thx

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:41, closed)
Where will the picture be posted? Here?

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 20:05, closed)
unlikely
say I
(SquidHead, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:12, closed)
You can fuck off
There's no way i'm replying to your stupid post
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:21, closed)
Bollocks

(McChinaman banned, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 21:26, closed)
^ This

(Thunderwing, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 12:22, closed)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:24, closed)
this is your theme song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlGUaZkR_zE
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 22:40, closed)
you'd better have interesting or photogenic balls

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 23:32, closed)
2/3rds of the way there...
... this better not turn out to be a load of bollocks
(lazyman, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 0:12, closed)
it'll be
a right balls-up
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 0:16, closed)
Keep them in your pants, dear boy.
Men's bodies were not made to be viewed by others.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 0:29, closed)

Oh, I think it will be an homage to AC/DC Big Balls. That would be nice,eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 2:08, closed)
Ha, 69 replies :)

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, closed)
Well, 70 now

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, closed)
71 actually

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, closed)
72...

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, closed)
I've lost interest now

(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:59, closed)
what's the count up to now?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24, closed)
Carpe Balls...

(Isaac Hunt., Sat 16 Nov 2013, 1:06, closed)
cunt
from NZ where it's been a fucking great day Let's see some balls.
(wino.NZ The Ayatollah of rock n' rolla..., Sat 16 Nov 2013, 6:05, closed)

Please don't
(Benzyl, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:36, closed)
You don't have the balls

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 18:28, closed)
I'll reply for a big hairy swinging knacker sack

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:09, closed)
I can't believe we're not there yet.
Doesn't anyone want a good laugh? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:54, closed)
At a scrotum?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 17:08, closed)
I laugh at AB so yeah why not

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:44, closed)
So - will you actually do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:40, closed)
Not if we don't get to 100 posts
Come on, people!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:44, closed)
you will post a picture of some snooker balls
aicmfp
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:08, closed)
So are we doing this or what?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:09, closed)
are you suggesting we all post pictures of our balls?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:11, closed)
We should all post pictures of The Doveston's balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:38, closed)
Nearly there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:42, closed)
Only six to go.
I wonder whether he's shaven in preparation.....
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:48, closed)
Posting in epic thread

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:51, closed)
It has to be done.
Doveston's balls are on the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:03, closed)
No - I meant "we" as in the collective replying
So that The Doveston has to post a picture of his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:57, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:04, closed)
98

(8875589, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:03, closed)
99

(8875589, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:03, closed)
GAY!

(8875589, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:04, closed)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:09, closed)
BALLS FOR PM!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:10, closed)
Bored of this now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:29, closed)

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