OJ! LOL!
Mr Charity Wank! I was just bout to post a post bout how those rotten pic had nothing to do with orange juice. V.good.

Is there anyone out there that doesn't like fruit juices with bits in it? Don't talk to me about tomato juice...
(NoodleMuffin, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:23, Reply)

McDonalds
Anyone who claims to like that greasy pap must be a chav, or worse. Damn those Scottish greasemongers. Damn them good.
(NPC, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:20, Reply)

^-^
k it wasn't as long as i thort.
(NoodleMuffin, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:14, Reply)

I luv potatoes...
...except wen it's MASHED. I was with my mates today and they were talking about how they love their food...especially mashed potato! I didn't butt in and tell them how i don't like it coz i get loads of stick. He's one of those wierd people that will take the piss if you don't like something he does.

The very thought of pouring milk on mushy potato makes me hurl. Maybe it's just mum's horrible-textured potato that i don't like. After i had it, i refused to have mash ever again.

Christ, i got a little carried away with the length didn't i! Congratulations for getting to this point in the post before you fell into a deep slumber.
(NoodleMuffin, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:13, Reply)

reply to the wooinators post on the first page
technically eggs aren't chickens intil they are fertilised.
i'm 13 years old and i knew that! oh and mcD's,chicken,tomato and celery rock!
(That guy with a hat., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:11, Reply)

mushrooms
Mushrooms are undoubtedly the most digusting food in the world. The very sight of them fills me with this extreme hatred, akin to the hatred I feel towards the pile of dog doo that I accidentaly stepped in with bare feet. I don't understand how people can eat such grotesque peices of fungus, let alone call them delicacies...
sometimes when I'm eating olives I get scared and think they're mushromms, but then I remind myself that they're just nice little olives that come from a can, like normal food does, UNlike mushrooms that come from piles of manure.
Someday I will obliterate all mushrooms from our planet, then I can eat my lasagna without fear of contamination.
(celestie d'etoile, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:09, Reply)

ok so the story goes...
...i was on rotten.com and came across some pics of the oj simpson murder scene.being interested in becoming a cop i thought i might as well have a look at what i would see every few days,and i clicked the link.long story short,now i cant drink orange juice without cringing or throwing up.

typing this makes me feel sick...
(That guy with a hat., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:03, Reply)

Japanese food - Natto
Natto

for them that dont know what is it

images.google.co.uk/images?q=Natto&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Rotten bean curd on some rice... ergh.

-
Also had to watch my Japanese misses eat a fish head in a restaurant, then tell me is was a delicacy. As turn offs go – it ranks right up there with kissing your Grand and her slipping you the tongue. erghh
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 18:00, Reply)

orange vegetables are wrong...
I positively HATE carrots. I mean, they'r orange!!! How abnormal is that!

Butter and margerine are pretty mingin too!!!
(Cabbage, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:57, Reply)

Oh where to start?
Tomatoes are fucking rank. Sloppy, yucky, horrid snotty stuff that looks like it came out of an eyeball.
Sweetcorn mings. Why do these cunts insist on sticking it in salads and chili con carne? Fuck.
Fish is shite. Fish fingers and fishcakes are okay, but they're not really fish. Everything else fishy mings big time. Especially caviar.
But the single worst food I've ever seen (no I haven't eaten it nor will I ever) is "mett". That is raw pork meat, minced up and slapped on a bread roll. Germans eat it all the time. Fucking perverts.
(nugchuts, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:51, Reply)

Retching
can i just say that heaving/gipping etc is "retching" not "wretching". sorry to be cocksmokingly anal, but it is.

as for the worst food... gotta be any kind of bean. they are the piles of the devil and taste twice as bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:46, Reply)

piccalilli
it really has to be! it has the same hue of brown as baby diarrhoea with the added chunkiness and raw hideousness of gigantic pieces of cauliflower and huge gherkins. I once projectile vomitted all over myself as a child at a family friend's dinner party when i caught sight of a bowl of the rankness standing proudly on the table. It was made worse by the fact that i had been shamelessly flirting with little david their son all day before. He's gay now.....i think i sent him that way, no-one wants to kiss a girl with sick in her hair.
(madamebonsoir, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:38, Reply)

Yoghurt
Who had that idea?

"Ooh, look this milk's gone off - let's eat it!"

"Hang on, I've a better idea - let's stick some fruit in it too!"

?!
(pyroxian, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:36, Reply)

Pomegranate
What the fuck is it? Which dickhead decided that Pomegranate's are fruit? Wise-up, whoever you are. prick.
(Chillumm, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:11, Reply)

Carrots
My mate's brother refuses to eat carrots on the grounds that "they are an unnatural colour".

Me, I love 'em
( Prof. Piehead, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 17:03, Reply)

Orrible Nasty Things
Shrooms.....the fucking bane of my life. I mean who in their right mind EATS a fungus?

THe texture, the taste, the look...everything.

Shitake, brown cap,oyster mushrooms - the lot can fuck right back to the manure filled underground hovel from whence they came.


FYI : I take my magic mushrooms with cranberry juice...it makes it almost bearable *grin*
(louche_boy, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:54, Reply)

Onions and such
I hate onions. Very much so. They taste awful, they smell awful, and they make your eyes sting. One time, me and a friend were having a weird conversation about vegetables and countries involved in WW2, and we decided that onions are Nazis.
And I also have a friend who is convinced that mushrooms are evil because they can't be scientifically classified as being either a plant or an animal. He also won't eat olives because they look like mushrooms.
Lastly, Morningstar Farms veggie burgers are crap. I decided to try them once as an attempt to eat healthy, and ended up having to smother them in cheese, catsup, mayonaise, cheese and tomato to make the thing edible.
(pk, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:52, Reply)

Peas
They get everywhere... They're infiltrating our culture slowly until the DAY THEY RISE AGAINST US I TELL YOU!
(Nefarious Tim, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:30, Reply)

Does anyone else
apart from me, really miss the fact that you used to be able to reply to posts in these topics?

Gah!

Back on topic : I honestly find it weird to see just how hated celery is. Tripe i can understand, but poor, harmless little old celery? Weird.

Aubergines, however, are vile. Once cooked they resemble a bladder full of congealed man-fat.
(Daveybaby, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:30, Reply)

pizza
just posh cheese on toast
innit
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:30, Reply)

my god!
Don't you even think about sticking up for that vile plant celery. The only vitamin it contains is Vitamin Shite!!!

I heard however that if you really detest a food it means you're probably allergic to it, so maybe it's genetic!

If you like it you must be a mutant freak!!!
(I've done it so many times it's boring now..., Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:16, Reply)

My mate Stuart hated celery
One day he wouldn't go in the front room because he swore there was celery in there. We're a nice family, we don't have celery in the front room, but to humour him we searched the place. It turned out someone had been eating the stuff in there and had left two bits of celery string in the bin.
Stuart's a lot like Casper Hauser in that respect.

Now back to lurking.
(horace, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:06, Reply)

Vegetarian tuna?
Ok, first off, a confession - I'm mostly a veggie. I do eat some fish, however, as I have no problem catching, killing, and preparing it myself, and it doesn't cause my stomach to explode like red meat or poultry does.

Anyways, I was on a businiess trip, and had a vegetarian restaurant recommended to me. They had what looked like a normal menu, except it was all things like:

- Vegetarian prime rib
- Vegetarian flank steak

and the kicker, which I had to try for novelty value:

- Vegetarian tuna steaks

These were perhaps the most incredibly foul things I have ever had the misfortune of eating. They had a FAKE SKIN on the outside, that had the taste and texture of cellophane. The "steaks" themselves seemed to be old tofu flavored with juice from a tuna can, It was, in a word, wretched.


Aside from that, I remember my dad used to fix scrambled eggs that were notorious amongst anyone who had ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on them. I don't think anybody ever ate them except my dad - Why? Because he somehow made them turn GREY.
(mysticmcj, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:03, Reply)

Casserole.
When you cook food for too long it tastes BAD. If people would just recognise this and not subject me too some slop that in a former life was a carrot and a sheeps then I would be happy. But until that time I impose a ban on casserole.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 16:02, Reply)

mustard
You're a bastard mustard.
(Chillumm, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:53, Reply)

CUCUMBER IS THE FOOD OF THE DEVIL!!
Cucumber is the most disgusting substance in the known universe!

Slimy, crunchy, vomit inducing, salad contaminating hideousness!

The worst worst thing about it is that people put it in *everything* that is even vaguely salad-related!

If you complain about it people come out with this whole 'oh but it's 90% water, it doesn't really taste of anything' bullshit - it tastes of utter foulness and it's the 10% of pure unadulterated evilness that I object to!

and no - you cannot just pick it out if you don't like it - cucumber makes everything else taste like cucumber, anything it has been in contact with is hopelessly contaminated by it.

honestly - it's enough to make me want to move to France where they hardly use it in salads at all...
(I_AM_MY_EVIL_TWIN_SELF, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:47, Reply)

argh
so much food is actually snot.
courgettes,
aubergines,
that sauce on top of lasagne,
overboiled spinach,
and shitting well bastard bastard bastard moussaka
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:43, Reply)

butterbeans - a defence
In the defence of Butterbeans Im pretty sure you can make Chocolate Digestives out of them...hang on no...... the mice in Bagpuss managed to once but in reality you probably cant
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:40, Reply)

tomatoes
My mate is afraid of tomatoes. So sometimes you just chase after her with a botlle of ketchup just to watch her scream.
not that relevant but i don't care
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:39, Reply)

I'll stick up for rice pudding too
especially if it's homemade (i.e not that canned spunk that Ambrosia makes) with lots of brown sugar et.c
( custard, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 15:30, Reply)