Reasons why I, Gonz, should not have a PayPal account #1423
I just spent £70ish on rope-lights for my roof garden. I have 24+6+6 meters of different colours.

I reckon it would look awesome, esspeicaly when I get a table and chairs, but christmas lights come first.

I should totally do a roof-bash-thinggy.

OOoO, I should get Tiki lights ! *goes back on ebay*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:42, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It is just me, or does anyone else find the term 'Friends with benefits' more offensive than fuckbuddies?
I know it's usually the other way around, but I find FWB more offensive purely because it implies that what you're doing is going to lead somewhere and isn't a dirty nasty degrading act - that you love, lets be honest.

Opinions please

Or for the virgins...how many times did you wank while thinking about Megan Fox last night?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:04, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home
Today's question: What are you skiving or feel like skiving?


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:35, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ok, I admit it, I quite like Avril Lavign when she's doing the emo thing.
She's so swell, I hope one day a guy like me could get a catch like that. Oh BOY, just think about it.

Who do you think is just gosh-darn-it lovely?

//edit for a bit of Convo.

Today I'm going to treat myself, I'm going to the eyetalyan and get Veal Escolop with a few rosmery-potatos, some pasta-sauce and some deep fried corgettes with tartar sauce... and a nice bottle of elderflower cidar.

What are YOU having for din-dins?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 17:35, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My hair is almost long enough to put into a ponytail.
I think that once I can tie my hair back then my life will improve dramatically.

What will improve your life?
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:54, 145 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is Gonzo foreign?
I don't know the guy very well, but he's been around here a bit lately, and I'm just trying to work out whether he's from another country, or if his spelling is deliberate.

Also, I have something in common with him, anyone care to guess what it is?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:33, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Vitally important question
shall I have a can of coke or 7-up?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:32, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Liebot, what is the saddest thing?
m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2mp3dR

Can you think of a sadder thing?

(it amuses me to think of QOTW as Liebot)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:56, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Winner
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post515914
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:42, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

dear god
I've just seen a comment about a game I was playing where the complete fucking moron had written "my'n" meaning "mine"

give me strength. go on, give it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 13:12, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So we haven't talked about this for a while
but I'm curious, since November is rapidly approaching, has VC/poppet managed to get herself a visa and is she still on her way to Blighty?

EDIT - since Vipros has rather smugly pointed out that I'm incorrect in my assumption that it's this November this question is a little redundant. So, should I have my crisps now and an orange with lunch, or an orange now and my crisps with lunch?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:51, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Right, you fetid gaggle of hermaphrodites
You can stop all this talk of things going down the pan, because I'm here again.

I injured both hands doing MAN things this weekend because I am such a MAN, my Mrs has headed back off to uni, and now I'm unable to spend my evenings fwapping away like a sexually compulsive mental patient on viagra.
So I need your help; I need a device, or perhaps even a helpful b3tan to relieve the mounting pressure in my loins.

EDIT alternatively, if you could give anybody in the world necrotising fasciitis, who would it be, and why?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:22, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning Mongs
Stop lurking and wobble in here, clutching your pies, to tell me why this place is going down the shitter.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:02, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please be gentle...
as I am not sure this is the right place to look for advice - I have my own business and we had to switch from a windows server to a linux one to launch a new website. 12 hours later and the new site is showing for some people and not for others. I am only a simple salesman and know nothing about this stuff. Apparently it is due to DNS propogation and may take up to 72 hours? Is this true? I have a big marketing launch on the back of this & can't afford the delay.

If this is the wrong place for me to ask for advice then I apologise but I really don't know what to do!
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:25, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First question of the day.
Why me?
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 8:32, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:35, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have tea and crumpets.
What has made you feel very British lately?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 17:59, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This evening
I will mostly be cooking fresh, mushroom-stuffed pasta in a tomato sauce with chunky bacon and scallops.

I can practically taste it already.

What are you having?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:50, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's quieter than a crypt full of mimes in here
what's your excuse?

what's your favourite simile?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:33, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Afternoon All..
...have a B3ta-browsing kitten.


( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:03, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ARBITRARY THREAD TITLE GARNERED TO TRY AND HUMILIATE ANOTHER B3TANS POST.
Hello B3tans.

Who do you feel superior to today?
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:35, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8241101.stm
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:24, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ARBITRARY THREAD TITLE DESIGNED TO GARNER A SWEATY-PALMED REACTION!!!
Come on, fatties, let's see you wobble. What's on your mind?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:10, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LESBIANS!!!!!!
It's 10am and I'm already bored.


Lets discuss our favorite topic in the whole world.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:59, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This may be slightly of interest to some
www.bbc.co.uk/bigscreens/about.shtml

there are big screens up in various cities across the UK. A video featuring my band's music and a dancing girl is going to be shown on them 4 times a day for a month or something.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:57, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

just to give vipros a reason to be smug,
it's his b3taday today.

have a good one mate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:15, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Need Your Help People
www.b3ta.com/links/A_Friend_Of_A_Friend

Full begging letter in the reply.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 2:46, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone else spent today cursing their reliance on computers when their laptop threw a hissy fit for no reason?
Today SHOULD have been spent pottering around in my PJs doing some studying for exams, maybe writing some cases up for work as this week isn't guaranteed to be MEGASTRESSYEXAMANDPORTFOLIOWEEK Oh no no, forget that thought.

My eternal gratitude goes out to a lovely lovely man who sometimes comes here and is able to fix the bastard machine before crazy comes out of the box and can't be put back in again.

Edit for question as my brain is fried: Futurama films as a go between between the old and new season; yes or no?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 21:21, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whats going on next week?
I personally will be planning a surprise party and working a long week
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:49, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know this isn't the classifieds...
I've got a PowerEdge 1850 Server here. 4GB Ram, 120GB disk, 2x Intel Xeon Dual core CPUs

I don't want it and I need to sell it. It's £3k when new, but im selling it for £500.

Know anyone that wants an industry grade server on the cheap?

Cheers!
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:35, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)