Fuck that shit.
I have "spicy chilli" flavour peanuts from KP, I wasn't going to buy them, but then I did, and I'm glad I did, because they're great, so there.

Q&A Time, please fill out the questionare.

- What brand of fags do you smoke, or did you smoke, or why don't you smoke?
- Indian or Chinese? And what would you like?
- Top #3 Films of the 00s
- Top #3 Books of the 00s
- Top #3 Albums of the 00s
- Top #3 Songs of the 00s
- Name of last boy/girlfriend?
- Reason for them being your ex?
- Fizzy pop of choice
- You got £5 for snacks at the pictures, what do you spend it on?
- Drug of choice ('life', 'sport', whatever, acceptable awnsers)?
- Last time you Boo Hoo'd?
- Last time you LOL'd?
- If you could pick'n'choose attributes from music people, who/what would you chop up to make a [Ganra-of-choice] GOD?
- What did you do on your last day off?
- What you getting me for christmas, should your budget be £25?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 20:47, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HSH


I feel rough - sent myself home from work today at 3 and slept till 20 minutes ago. So why do I still think I'm not sick enough to be at home?
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 19:16, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Guitarhero, drumhero, djhero
I honestly don't understand the point. I mean to me it seems to beg the question "Why not simply learn these instruments and create your own music?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:36, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey look everyone a link
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8364393.stm

What lies would you make up to get away with murder/who would you kill?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:55, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chickenlady's advice thread
Ask for advice on anything, anything at all and Chickenlady will answer it to the best of her (my) abilities.

I hate talking about myself in the third person it sounds daft, don't you think?

Anyway, what advice would you like?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 15:01, 189 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What would you like to know?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:33, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's the afternoon and I've had my lunch
Yesterday a child who looked about 13 asked me to buy him 10 Mayfair. I laughed in his face and said "Not a chance". Should I have been harsher to him or is it just kids being kids innit? Back when I was a lad, I was getting served booze at the age of 14, but obviously not in my school uniform, and I've always been of the opinion that if you don't look old enough to buy it yourself, you shouldn't have it.

Discuss.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:34, 203 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd always suspected that the NME
were a bunch of pretentious shit-peddlers who knew absolutely fuck all about music...

It appears my suspicions have been confirmed. Someone may wish to pre-emptively give Monty some Valium

What utter cockwash. Admittedly the music scene has been in fairly shaky shape for the last ten years, but I could probably think of 10 albums from that period that knock The fucking Strokes into a cocked hat.

Anyone want to disagree?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:34, 70 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sick of Vipros
so I'll start a new thread.

Where did you get those shoes?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:30, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning arse-bandits
how are you doing?

yet another TV programme mentioned Flim-flam last night. I think she is trying to take over the airwaves.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:08, 122 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I consider some of you lot the elite of the elite.
There are people from here who are the best in their field, who strove on to do A-Levels and/or GNVQs.

I struggle to join your ranks, to Be The Best I Can Be, and as such I need to come up with my "Little tag that that you put on coathangers to tell the size of the garment" patent that'll afford me such luxourys in life, one day, such as a lobster supper with chips.

In the mean time (and don't get me wrong, this is a very 'mean' time), I need a regular day job while I come up with this idea.

Anyway, this is quite a long build up for this link: gizmodo.com/5405865/google-quetions-gallery/gallery/1 ; I managed to get one of them without looking at the awnsers, the tringles one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 7:19, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

RIP Ed Triple Wood
A great shame that Edward Woodward has popped his clogs. I thought he was a great actor.

My favourite bit was when he was sitting in front of the firing squad in Breaker Morant, and he yelled "shoot straight you bastards." Not sure about about holding Brian Browne's hand though.

Anyway, question is: What was his greatest role? Apart from being the God fearing copper in the Wicker Man, obviously.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 7:10, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

B3ta ladies! (B3ta gentlemen, look away now, ok? - no really, guys, it's girl stuff!)
For the last six months, I've been having sever mood swings and depression, to the point where I've contemplated suicide (don't worry, this is not a "woe is me post!")

6 months ago, I switched birth control - from an IUD to the depo provera shot. It took me until yesterday to figure out why I'm such a miserable cow!!!!
Tomorrow, I'm going to my doctor to verify it (either that or I'm bipolar, but I'm pretty certain it's the shot) and switch BC.

But, ladies, what I want to know - any of you guys had issues with that? And really, this isn't a "woe me, I want attention" anything like that kind of post, I'm just curious as to everyone elses situation?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 3:54, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mephedrone...
Apparently this new legal designer drug, supposedly similar to ecstasy.

It's still legal here in Australia although it isn't easily available, but I've heard that it's big in the U.K.

Anyone tried it?
(tim79419, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:22, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Finally made my first sale!
Naturally, this pleases me muchly and I got a few more likely to close before Thanksgiving!
So what's up, douchebags? Everyone have a good day?

Thinks Kristine and I should use douchebag on the internet more often
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 23:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

recommend cheap flight website
apart from travelocity- can anyone tell a good site for searching cheap flight to america?

thank you.
(bugboybeast, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:07, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone watching 3D TV on channel 4?

Seems ok, not mind blowing. The queen seems like quite boring subject matter, I may wait for Derren Brown later.

What happened to smellovision?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Let's have an Ask Gonz thread.
Go ahead, ask me what you want.

NO, LOOK AT MEEEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'lo
what are you about this evening?

I've eaten ham, egg and potatoes cut into the shape of chips, with mushrooms and beans. lovely stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:01, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 19:28, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert, I've finally found what I'm getting you for Christmas.
www.pierceitshop.com/ratchet-mouth-gag.html
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:43, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm off up the football
The reserves are playing, so I'll be spending a couple of hours in the freezing cold watching a bunch of kids, walking wounded and second raters. Bit like here really, only outdoors with more shouting.

What are you up to?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 18:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Why dont people argue and box a bit more.. its always 'daggers' first these days.."
That is a comment posted on my local paper's website after a fatal stabbing.
Just thought I'd share that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:12, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me Me
I'm looking for a 1 bed appartment around MK city center.

They all seem a bit overpriced to me. How much would a 1 bed furnished flat set you back round where what you live?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:01, 184 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just noticed that Mongychops was on here at the weekend
I hope you lot were nice to him?
I'd have to say his Tesco Value Abortion Clinic (it was a bottle of gin and a wire coathanger from what I remember) from yeeeears ago was one of the things about B3ta that got me hooked in the first place. Go and click on the /talk popular page, I almost wet myself laughing at it just now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:38, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey Spotties.
Your and my own favourite, JMG is taking time out from more popular internet to say hello to you underlings here on /QFTW.
What would you like to discuss?

No fat topics, showing off or misery.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:09, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not sure this is worthy of it's own thread, but since I've never cared for such sensibilities before
According to the Telegraph, these are Hollywood's hottest leading men
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/heartthrobs-hollywoods-leading-leading-men-1820964.html?action=Popup&ino=1

Erm...I think they forgot add a disclaimer that they may not all be old enough to shave.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:17, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

althegeordie's restaurant reviews
Part 1 in a series I may add too when I eat in a restaurant.

The Needoo Grill New Road, That there London (Near Aldgate Tube)

This place was recommended to me by none other than our very own Monty Boyce as it is run by the former manager of the New Tayyabs, which is a very fine restaurant just round the corner.

The problem with the Tayyabs is it gets incredibly busy, I took some other b3tans there and we queued for two hours to get a table, it was worth it, but still, that's two hours of standing drinking beer out of cans while waiting to sit down. In comparison at Needoo Grill when me and the mrs turned up at about 7.30pm, the place was full, mainly with one very large birthday party, but we were the first in the line and waited about ten minutes to get a seat. In comparison, the queue for the Tayyabs at this time was almost out of the door as we walked past.

The food is the important bit though and the seek kebabs were just as good as Tayyabs, and the chicken tikka I think was better, but the mrs disagreed. So I gave her a good talking to and then after she had some ice on her jaw she agreed with me. The lamb chops, the highlight of any visit to the Tayyabs, were okay. They were tasty, and spicy, but just not as good as round the corner. The sauces though, were much better than the Tayyabs, the mango chutney was the same as anywhere else in London, but the yoghurt and mint sauce had far more chilli in that the Tayyabs equivalent, and the spicy tomato sauce was more flavoursome than the Tayyabs.

On to mains, the Dry Meat was fantastic, easily as good as Tayyabs, if not better. Not too spicy, but just gorgeous. The Karai Chicken was also very nice, with the chicken being very tender.

All in all we spent £23 in total on food, which makes it laughably good value, and the service was super quick.

The following day I did regret scarfing as much yoghurt sauce as I suffered a serious double burner, but it was so worth it.

So in conclusion: If you love the Tayyabs but can't be bothered to queue for all that time, try this place, it's almost as good (and in some ways a bit better, but the atmosphere isn't as mental as the Tayyabs). If you've never been to the Tayyabs, go and try it, but if you're too lazy to walk the extra 50 yards round the corner, you could do far far worse than eat here.

All in all 8/10.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:02, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is this week's /ot sponsored by fucking zombies or something?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:24, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)