Gonz, I'm jealousness of your griddle pan.
Seriously, I'm going out to buy one tomorrow! Gaz me some recipes!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Cocksucking motherfucking cunt.
That's all. And it's not directed to any of you lot.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 5:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Relentless
I've seen a lot of posts on here about how badly it affects you. The only time it ever did anything other than keep me awake for an hour or so was when I downed four cans, one after the other. I was a bit hyper and I had the shakes for a while.

Am I normal, or am I weird?



P.S. I only started drinking coffee a short while ago, and only very rarely. No childhood tolerance to caffeine.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:34, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What warning label should be put on you?
"Not For Human Consumption."
"Removal of covering voids warranty."
"Contains Nuts"
"If taken internally, induce vomiting and call a physician."
"Genetically Modified Organism."
"Fragile"
"Keep Out Of Reach Of Children"

And that's just the first page for me. How about you lot?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:15, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:36, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I AM LORD COOKUBUS ! KING OF ALL THE COOKS !
I sware, if I was as good lookin' as good a cook I am, I'd be on the front cover of GQ for 3 consecutive months.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:36, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The perfect gift for any child
I'm scared of /links, so posting here - lovely gift idea for a sprog you know.

shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001
( ascorbate, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:50, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rocky Horror on Saturday
I'm so excited! I hope I fit on my sexy underwear... I've been on an extreme diet for 3 weeks.

Anyway, the party will be great, as always.

I'm so looking forward to it!!

Now, I think I have to ask a question or something, so, are you excited, jealous or happy for me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 17:17, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There isn't a great deal of posting going on
how are you dealing with this interminable wednesday afternoon?

alternatively, what is your most treasured possession? Mine is probably my lovely gold Fender Stratocaster. mmmm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:01, 119 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm thinking of starting a blog.
I figure it would stop me ranting about my crap love life on here and pissing you all off.

Who else apart from Noel has one and who thinks it would be a good idea?
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:37, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone seen The Spirit?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0831887/

any good?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:15, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Marijuana makes you less anxious, scientists find
www.newscientist.com/article/dn8155

Actually it's mostly talking about it stimulating cell growth in the brain, but that bit made of chuckle.

What stimulates your brain?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:11, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The cocking boiler man is here
He came on Monday to do the annual maintenance check on the gas appliances. He gave it the all clear.
The heating and hot water subsequently packed up yesterday.
THE SAME THING HAPPENED AFTER HIS VISIT LAST YEAR.
I said "It always happens after you've been to check it..." and he goes "This looks like the gas valve though. What was it last year?"
I said "I dunno, but the result was the same, you come and check it, say it's fine, it dies."
Now I'm not paying, the landlords are, but I think it's quite the scam.
I've aslo been inconvenienced whilst lying here dying of feline aids.

Should I call him a cunt?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:06, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What is everyone hoping for, for Christmas.
I'm getting a hand held massager.

I know this because I had to buy it to give to my mum to wrap and give me for Christmas.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:26, 128 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This morning I have been wandering round the office
first I was whistling the Tales from the Crypt music, and I have since gone onto singing "Kyle's mum's a bitch" from South Park

fortunately I am already regarded as eccentric, and there are a couple of people here who are fucking mental, so I can get away with it.

so...whatcha doin'?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:25, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brain-worms
I often get words stuck in my head. They pop up out of nowhere and repeat themselves occasionally. This week's words have been 'alopecia' and 'antimony'.

Does this happen to you, or am I just a big weirdo? Does your brain do anything strange?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:45, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dontcha just love getting dumped 3 weeks before Christmas?
What's pissed you off lately?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 7:36, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

as a door nail

(super disco breakin' I got the spice you bring the sauce, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:21, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So where's everyone's christmas names?
Talk have had theirs for ages, are the inhabitants of OT really that unimaginative or do you all just not care?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:09, 121 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HSH


I watched the Star Trek movie for the second time last night and it was rather amazing.

What has delighted you lately?
( Maladicta, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:50, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello!

Everyone is having far to much fun in the film quote thread, so here is a serious-ish question...

I'm looking to get a bike for the other half for Christmas, but I confused abouit sizing this www.factorydirectbikes.com/bikes/optima_richmond_ladies/ looks perfect, but will it fit a 5' 5" girl?

What is the 19" that they refer to, the wheel height, the saddle height! Where's PJM when you need him!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have just been reminded of one of my favourite lines from a film
"you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks"

what are your favourite lines from the world of film?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09, 158 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My word of the week is debacle.
What is your word of the week?

(I had to use it in a letter today).
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:06, 143 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Quick, everybody to the mockerycopter.
www.b3ta.com/questions/worldoffail/post586096
(TheColonel, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:39, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rituals.
This hasn't been a QOTW for some time, but I feel needs to be shared with the world of QOTW.

6 years ago, I was that kid in school everyone picked on, no friends and a short temper. However, when my parents introduced me to their best friends from their hippy days, I met Rob. This guy became my very best friend - he was the total opposite to me, cool, funny, all the girls loved him, and he had every record under the sun. Rob let me hang out with his friends in Richmond - a mission to get to, but it was worth it as I felt accepted for the first time in a long time. Rob, in turn, introduced me to Matt. He was the embodiment of the life and soul of the party. Matt had a pathological lust for life and let nothing get him down. Little did we know however, Matt had what we would now call bipolar disorder and his alcoholic stepfather was putting the boot in most nights.

We started to notice Matt's heavier drug use - when most of us were having a couple of cheeky J's, Matt was snorting sheep's legs of cocaine and gobbling mushies like there was no tomorrow. Then, he started to use smack. We kept trying to get him off it, saying it was for pricks, but after a particularly heavy night of smack and stepdad beating, Matt hung himselfon the 1st January 2004.

Matt's mum then blamed us all for his descent to smack, and when we protested it was his stepdad she banned us from his funeral, and we had our own little party. The group broke up after that, all of us unable to deal with what happened to Matt, and we've drifted apart so much when I quit drugs I don't even have most of the guys on Facebook.

However, a reunion has been set for the 2nd January 2010, where we will forget all the petty squabbles, get fucked up and listen to Matt's favourite Nine Inch Nails and metal choons, and remember an amazing guy. Let's hope it goes well and we set a good tribute for the big party animal in the sky.
(shadowfax, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:35, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I saw Alice in Chains in Brixton last night.
It was bloody brilliant. Anyone else go?


Who have been the best live bands that you have seen in recent times?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:32, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have my PDR (Personal Development Review) this afternoon
I hope I can blag my way through the fact that I don't actually do anything. Although I do think I've met the objectives set.

How badly/well have you done on your review in the past?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:42, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can anyone suggest a decent web hoster?
I'm using Streamline for my business site, and they're the most useless, patronising, unhelpful wankers. Even for IT professionals.
The new hoster is for my personal site.
Ta.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:25, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This weekend I finally put a door handle on my bathroom door
and rehung the living room door. It's only taken 2 years.

Fuck you unfinished projects!

edi: you know, I believe I meant to post this on the main qotw. not really worth it though, so I'll leave it here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 11:02, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So is nearly 2010
I a certain 80's film about time travel they go to 2015 and say "twenty fifteen" and in the 20th century we all said our dates in that format for example "nineteen eighty" But right now we say "two thousand and nine" as one big number. So at the turn of the decade do we start saying "twenty ten" or do we continue with the "two thousand and" formula until the turn of the century when I will be a sprightly 118 years old.

I have no idea why I care! What will you be saying that date as in the new decade? And how do you say the title of the Roland Emmerich hunk of shite 2012?
( Peej, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 10:09, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)